>guy rolls a female character >name ends with -a

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>>54954746
>girl makes a male character
>doesn't end with an -a

>>54954746
>"rolling" a character
???

Why is this a problem

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>>54954746
>>guy rolls a male character
>>name ends with -a

>>54954746
I don't get it. Explain the joke.

>>54954746
KURISUTIIIIIIIIINA!

i dont get it

>>54954838
Don't worry, I've seen this quite often.
By now there is a very evolved meme of using an anime avatar to complain about some inexplicable thing to create the impression that the complained-about concept is an objectionable idea somehow.
There must be some deep psychological trait that spurs this behavior, potentially the anime avatar is an important clue.

>>54954822
His first name is Nicolei right?

>>54954929
Nikola (orig. Hикoлa) actually

>>54954746
>how dare a female character's name end in the most common feminine ending in a well-known root language

>>54954886
>potentially the anime avatar is an important clue
It's no mystery at all. The anime pic is posted literally to bait people into /a/ discussion, which then leads to multiple posts of "SOURCE!?" or "Moeblob-chan is cute. CUTE!"

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>>54954746
>guy rolls a male character
>name doesn't end with -us

>>54954746
>name ends with e
Ugh.

>>54955022
That's one theory, but it still doesn't account for the strange choice of nonissue to bring up.
If it was only to bait into anime talk then the greentext would be uneccesary. For example, teh "This is ___________, say something nice about her" posts are like what you describe.

>>54954746

>BBEG

Ugh

>name ends

Ugh

>>54955026
that does rustle my jimmies actually

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>>54956269

>>54954746
>guy rolls a female character
>has name

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>>54956269
>name continues forever

>>54954746
>Prince/Princess of a non-monstrous race
>'Extremely handsome/beautiful'
I've never seen a game where a youthful member of the royal family is unattractive for any reason. Next time I have a Princess in one of my games, I want to make an ugly but kind one.
>>54954776
C-Context?

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>>54956573

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>Ranma

>>54956573
I know this might sound magical realm, but I make a point of making royalty from various kingdoms (about 1/3rd) ugly, incestuous and dumb. Mostly because I like the trope of Victorian style royalty who are ugly inbreeds trying to make themselves up and passing off as beautiful, high-class people. While, in reality, being no different than their common subjects.

>>54956573
The context is that she's a yandere; it's a common yandere trope for the girl to bake you cookies or brownies or whatever, but to also put a bit of her blood (or even spit/hair) in the food, cause she's fucking crazy.

>>54956234
>That's one theory, but it still doesn't account for the strange choice of nonissue to bring up.

The nonissue is to act as a cover so OP can claim that the thread is /tg/-related. It also works to bring in bumps (or at least replies) from people who want to point out what a dumb non-issue it is.

>>54954746
>guy rolls a russian character
>name doesn't end with -an or -in

>Alexa?

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>>54957042
She's not fucking crazy, I am.
Badum tish

>>54957559
It gets me Alex is a girl's name now.

>>54957623
It gets me that no matter where I go, I can't seem to escape this name anymore. Porn, tv, vidya games, and now even /tg/. How the shit am I supposed to forget her when the universe seems to be actively fighting me?

>>54954746
That would depend on the language of the culture in which the character received the name. It's not hard to imagine one where the -a stem is exclusively feminine.

>>54957095
Boris, Vladimir, Nikita, Josef, Mikhail, Nikolay, Leonid, Anastas, Vasili, Yuri, Andrei, Lev, Dmitry...

Seriously, it's harder to come up with names that end with -an or -in.

>>54957623
Well, it could be short for either Alexander or Alexandra, so I don't see a big problem there.

>>54957095
What do you have against Igor?

>>54954746
Okay? Are you autistic?

>>54956573
I'll make a edgy loner princess with a scar, katana, eye-patch and doesn't play by the rules

>>54958987
>implying she wouldn't be conventionally attractive anyways
My problem with edgy isn't that it goes too far- it's that it doesn't go far enough. If you gave me a samurai princess who decided to give up on playing at pretty princess and just got invested in kicking ass, I could get behind that.
The princess doesn't have to be a nothing perssonel to do that, either. She could just be really good at fighting and gotten her wounds over a series of battles. She could be rude and impulsive but kind when it comes down to it, or listen to the party when nobody else is because she's used to taking advice from her 'inferiors'.

>>54954929
Nikola

>>54958987
Just make a one-armed, halberd-using red-head with a ponytail that gets away with it because she has retard strength.

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>>54959419
yeah but she would still be hot though

>>54954746
>Isabella
>Henrietta
>Hanna
>Geneva
>Shaniqua
>Latifa
>Linda
>Andrea
>Shanaynay...a

>>54959446
Yeah, just recently finished reading it, could have used one more chapter as a epilogue but was otherwise pretty decent for what it was. Rook was king of shit taste.

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>>54959495
I might as well post the clean version of the cover.

>>54955026
Dingus

>>54959575
Dongus

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>>54954746
>guy rolls a dwarf character
>last name is some dumb shit like Grumble Axebattle

>rolls an elf character
>name is full of senseless "fancy" syllables like Prettyon Fallafelel

>rolls an orc character
>name is something like Crocs Kingkrong

>guy rolls a gnome character
>at all

Wait, do people actually play characters of opposite genders?

How the fuck do you roleplay that without descending into weird shit?

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>>54959679
Steingutter Flintchalkson
Ithyreaeille Auroraswhispyr
Ghrunggt Bluddzug
Stupendro The Phantasmulous

>>54957095
I can only think of Ivan and Valentin. Russian male names have little common parts, except for -slav maybe (Vladislav, Yaroslav, Stanislav), but these are somewhat obscure.

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>>54959754

>>54954746
>Gaylord makes a post on tg
>ends with -a
U suck

>>54955026
Biggus Dickus

>>54954746
>Guy rolls 3d6
>gets number between 3 and 18

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>>54959748
You act like a dude with a vagina, because that makes for a good female character according to the majority of nerds I know.

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>>54954746

>>54959748
By not being a sperglord? That's like asking how you play a dwarf.
I play weird shit regardless, so I just don't worry about it.

>>54956782
You son/daughter of a bitch/panda

>>54954746
>player is handed character sheet
>makes character

wtf

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>>54954847

>>54959748
roleplaying is weird anyway. Just narrate in third person like a normal human being.

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>>54955026
>guy rolls a shota character
>doesn't end every sentence with -icus

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>>54959679
>Prettyon Fallafelel
Sounds delicious.

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>>54954746
>guy rolls a dragonborn character
>randomly picks words out of a turkish dictionary for names

>>54956853
>Victorian style royalty
>Not Hapsburg
They are literally the original inbred European nobility, Anon.

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>>54954746
>player rolls a thri kreen
>name doesn't consist of high pitched clicking noises

>>54959679
Axebeard Beardaxe or Beardaxe Axebeard are the only acceptable dwarf named

>>54960984
How about Axeaxe Beardbeard?

>>54961052
That is the character's father
The grandfather is Axebeardaxe Beardaxebeard

>>54960095
And remember to phrase it using 'would' rather than the present tense, e.g "Black Leaf would cast Control Thoughts on the alt-left protesters"

>>54954746
Kára is a perfectly good name you fucktard

>>54961183
As are Anna, Lisa, Katarina, Kristina, Ulla, Ylva Emma, Ronja, Anja, Selma, Lina, Katja, Ramona, Andrea, Lotta, Mia, and Henrietta.

>>54959679
I just use words in foreign languages, I always equated Welsh with Elves, which generally works.

>>54961402
Names of Fiends and Demons are Hungarian, right?

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>Character has a pet horse
>names it something serious instead of something goofy like boggles

>>54961432
I personally like Azerbaijani but Hungarian could work. The only real one I haven't found a match for is Orcish, I generally equate Gaelic with dwarves, and Slavic languages don't really seem right for Orcish.

>>54961537
What about Mongolian?

>>54954746
>guy rolls a female character
>name ends with -a


OK, fine, OP. How >do< we solve a problem like Maria?

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>>54959820

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>>54961601
By making him a man, of course. It's a very manly name, after all.

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>>54961604

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>>54954746
>guy rolls a character
>it has a name

>>54954746
>Obviously male name, but with an a at the end
This is the actual problem

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>>54960119
>guy rolls a cute girl character
>name doesn't end with (male)

>>54955026
TARKUS! TAAAAARRRKKKUUUUUUUSSSSSS!

>>54961772
Image search returns nothing, I request sauce, please?

>>54962101
Enjoy my man
https://exhentai.org/g/763420/1bd133a031/

>>54962177
Much obliged, now I just have to look up how to defeat that guardian panda again...

>>54954746
"Quercus" is feminine...

>>54955026
...and "nauta" is masculine.

Checkmate.

>>54961537
Vietnamese

>guy rolls a black female character
>name ends with -a and starts with La the dash don't be silent

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>>54965477

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>>54958987
U tlkn shit m8

>>54962211
Replace the x in exhentai with a dash. Works 80% of the time, all the time

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>>54954746
>character gets genderswapped
>they just add an -a to their name

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>>54959446
>Chronicle of Ballsack

Looks interesting though, redheads with polearms is an oddly specific fetish of mine.

I blame Titania.

>>54967387
Name's Kelishaaa, spelled with tripple a. There was... a series of arcane mishaps.

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>>54958987
Baiken never fails to make my heart erect.

>>54967673
Error
(Name too long)

Fucking belt...

>>54959820
Naughtius Maximus

>>54961604
he had a wife you know...

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>ban quests
>fill the board with stupid rpg meme threads

>>54967536
Good taste

If a woman can't wear her weight in armor and weapons she's not worth it I say

>>54970224
>ban original content
>make tabletop gaming board the d e s i g n a t e d internet freeplay storyteller landing pad for the entire website
>after years of open outcry, new site guy finally pushes the incompatible activity into its own board
>unsurprisingly, /tg/ quality doesn't bounce back after years of mandatory off-topic bullshit and its perpetuators flooding the catalog, in combination with the massive spike in userbase over time

>b-but muh freeform forum role play on a rolling catalog board for discussing physical games made this place good giuze

>>54970525
>it's ok replacing vomit with excrement

>>54961601
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

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>guy rolls a female character
>she's not fat
>she's not covered in fur
>she's not fond of salmon or breaking into people's kitchens
>she's not fond of sleeping through the winter

>>54954746
Ida
Mona
Lisa
Greta
Galena

>neckbeard loser doesn't have a group
>shitposts on /tg/

>>54970920
Who are you quoting?

>>54970525
This exactly. Quests brought NARPfags in droves, that's its real sin.

>>54970570
This thread is still more interesting than German Hollow Quest 76, or Shinigami Savant Quest #111.

>>54957559
Its common in a few names where female names are just male names ending in -a, -ia, or -na.
>Alex/Alexa and Alexander/Alexandra
>Eric/Erica
>Andre/Andrea
>Brian/Brianna
>Victor/Victoria

>>54971792
But Andrea is a boy's name in Italy.

>>54971667
>citing actual quests
>not even the really shitty ones, just fairly average quests that actually happen

Impressive! Most people wouldn't do that much research.

>>54971792
>Andreas/Andrea
ftfy

>>54965477
Ma~a
the tilde don't be silent