Discussing stories about commander

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Alright /tg/, tell me the funniest shit that has ever happened to you in a game of commander, stuff so unbelievably lolsy you sit back and laugh about it to this day. anything from someone (including yourself) pulling a victory out of nowhere to someone completely being ahead of the rest of the board only to die. ill start off with mine.
>be me
>be playing on Untap.in
>be playing nekusar
>go up against vela, lazav and locust god
>locust god and nekusar in the same game
>ohshit.jpg
>vela and lazav hardly do anything so they arent that important
>only impactful thing lazav does is play memory erosion which mills away a fate unraveller
>locust god casts alahammerets archive
>starts making locust tokens
>locust god casts winds of change
>locust god makes 14 insect tokens
>swings all at me
>ow.png
>if i dont kill locust god this turn i will likely die
>draw card for turn
>waste not
>have jace's archivist
>oh shit
>cast and activate archivist thanks to lightning greaves
>waste not triggers a shit ton of stuff
.>spend 5 minutes sorting out all its triggers
>cast windfall
>have a total of 43 black mana
>locust god has 60+ insect tokens
>cast burning enquiry as last hope
>miracle draw
>draw into underworld dreams and teferi's puzzle box
>cast both and end turn
>locust god goes to his turn
>draws 2 cards then teferis them away for a total of 20
>draws 40 cards
>exact amount of damage to kill him
>MFW i kill him with underworld dreams
>MFW waste not is considered a win condition in my deck