New D&D item

>>54944471
self-bump

>>54944471
How far does this thing shoot you forward? And how high does it shoot you up?

Roll a cart full of explosives over it at a boss?
Bowling Dwarf Special?
Set up a inter-city transit system?
Super Dragon Kart Deluxe?
Cheap and Fast Parcel Delivery Company?
Elevator?

That's all I got.

>>54944543
Look at the calculations beneath the limit

>>54944471
First thing that springs to mind is to put some sort of axelled wheel on it that would spin forever

>>54944563
Speed in kph? Height in meters?

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>>54944471
>speed: 400 lbs -weight of object x 0.3
so what, a 1 lb object will have a speed of 119.7 lbs?

what unit of measurement does the speed have?

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>>54944471
Roll it into a tube
put rocks in it

>>54944582
it's all feet

No set distance, varies on weight in calculations

>>54944471
If the may could be picked up, you could essentially turn it upside down and hold it above a cart wheel and essentially use it as an engine

>>54944600
Yes.

Unit is feet per second

>>54944614
It can be picked up, yes.

>>54944604
Came here to post this. Nigga he just fucking gwke you a portable rail gun, don't fuck this up.

>>54944600
Order of operations, dummy. Multiplication before subtraction.
1 lb object would have speed of 399.7 lbs.

I doesn't seem like very rational formulation of measurement, but neither does anything else in the imperial unit system.

>>54944671
Only problem is, weight limit is 400lbs, giving a maximum speed of 120 fps (about 81 mph) anything with enough mass to do any real damage will be even slower, may as well use a bow

>>54944704
This can be a full automatic weapon though. Funnel crossbow bolts in it and it is a machinegun.
Poisoned needles even.

I wonder if you could use it as some sort of shield to deflect attacks?

>>54944738
Good point! You could also put some stirrups on it and use it to climb walls

>>54944471
>Speed: (400 lbs -weight of object) x 0.3
So if OP were to step on it, he would get decelerated?

>>54944582
why would he use the metric system when he asked about it in imperial?

We get it, you are European. You have shitty currency, shitty people, and shitty measuring systems.

>>54944752
Or a kick ass self propelled skateboard, assuming the dude riding it and the weight of the object combined is 200lb, you could travel 30mph on this bad boy

>>54944783
Oh no 10mph...

>>54944782
Why could speed and height be in lbs?

>>54944674
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>>54944814
it would be in feet per second, and feet.

I see Europeans also lack reading comprehension, probably all the "culture".

>>54944783
Or 231 mph? I need some sleep

>>54944848
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>>54944783
this math is all over the place.

>>54944925
I recon 400 - (200x0.3) = 400 - 60 = 340 fps = ~232 mph ?

>>54944925
Sorry I haven't slept in a long while and I saw this thread and it sparked my interest. Sorry to derail. This object you have is pretty precious. Be careful not to drop it because it may land and shoot off into oblivion

>>54944967
Basically

Just remember: the equations are for the speedforce, and it's in feet per second

>>54944471
Why is abusing it the first thing you want to do

the kinetic energy scaling is designed to keep you from using it as a gun, but that just means you can use it as a hand-cannon. A one-pound ball will leave it at around 2500 foot-pounds of force, around 2.5x the top estimate for Rocky Marciano (so argued as a max-STR fighter's focused single blow) or 25x a karate master's flurry (so argued as 5x a mid-level monk's unarmed damage).

it would also be around equivalent to the concussive force, but not the shockwave or cavitational damage, of an AK-47 round, the equivalent of taking such a shot head-on on thick enough ceramic armor that it doesn't penetrate.

that said, you can maximize kinetic energy by launching 399-lb projectiles; 399# at 280fps is equivalent to a very obese man who couldn't buckle his seat belt launching out of a car crash at 190mph. i personally suggest that you bait enemies into charges and then splat them on walls, bullfighter-style.

>>54944471
what happens if you wear it as armor?

>>54947853
on a similar note, how fun would putting this on a large shield and shield bashing people be?

>>54947665
>i personally suggest that you bait enemies into charges and then splat them on walls, bullfighter-style.

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