Tone Swerve Edition
>>54942157
Lame.
Umbrella company.jpg would have been funnier.
>>54942157
>working with vampires
>>54942234
>Apparently this wasp is the size of a goose so you're fucked
it's not wrong.
>>54942234
>>54942273
I like the filename you found for the pic i posted last time.
too bad i don't have my folder with me
>>54942376
that shit's so cute it gave me diabetis
>>54942597
This one is great
>>54942616
Here's the sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw
>>54942971
>>54942234
Bear lore was always an in-joke in our group. Then, in a recent campaign, I was playing a pirate who had never been to this country before. We stumbled across a bear eating a small child and one of the other players asked
>"Wait, does Jack know what a bear is?"
>Roll
>nat 3 with a +0
>"No, Jack has no clue what creature is in front of you"
And that was the entire rest of the campaign. Find a new creature, roll to see if I know what it is, if I fail it's a bear. I established that bears have teeth, claws, and fur, but I was very confused by a large lizard, as it had both teeth and claws, but no fur.
It was a fun campaign. Still is, I don't know why I'm referring to it in the past tense. They're currently calling him "Jack, "The Grizzly"", after all that he's done.
>>54942597
>>54942687
kek
>>54943043
I tried to drown a fireman in the first Sims for PC by dropping him in a pool with no ladder. He proceeded to swim beyond the barriers of the pool, into the street, and off the map.
>>54942193
>that edit
kek
>>54943917
>>54943975
>>54942497
I'd take it over fucking feathers.
>>54943999
>>54945198
no Anon, that's History check
>>54942141
For some reason I thought I'd never seen Endtown on /tg/ after the RPG fell through.
>>54946156
Oh shit that's why it looked so familiar. I should finish reading that, I petered out around... 2/3 of the way through the archives?
>>54943410
That entire series reads like an average campaign.
>Villager: I'm suffering from hay fever
>Party: We'll beat your fever. Literally.
>Villager: Ouch, hey, why not go after the cause of it, Treants?
>Party: Stupid treants, causing hay fever among the villagers, we attack you!
>Druid: Uhhh, you know it's actually PINE Treants causing the problems
>Party: wut?
>>54945198
>>54945410
Either way, I passed.It's not even the porn I care about, it's just so whacked-out that I can't help but play each new game.
>>54946407
>>54946447
>PC has long-term impact on setting
>>54946536
>neck does a 120°
holy shit, that nigga ded
>>54946576
From the way he's glaring at the end of the video he might just be paralyzed from the neck down.
>>54946356
God I wish that were me
>>54945198
Where is this from?
>>54946714
You must be 18+ years old to be using this website.
>>54946553
>Group character creation
>>54946284
Wait, so the left are the Minotaurs, who are the right? Pre-Heresy Iron Warriors?
>>54947019
Yes. The speculation is that the minotaurs are descended from the Iron Warriors geneseed. The reasoning is that the minotaurs appear to have an incredibly rapid rate of recruitment and training, and the Iron Warriors were noted for having geneseed which was more easily accepted than other legions.
>>54942406
Carl is my spirit animal
>>54946213
"How the fuck did you get a -3?"
>>54946315
>knocker-up of workpeople
>grape dryer
These are two perfectly normal professions. A Knocker upper was someone who would go door to door and wake people up so they would be on time for work. This was important because they didn't have alarm clocks back then.
And grape drying is how you get raisins, duh.
>>54946356
Jujimufu?
>>54946376
Woke my roommate up laughing god damnit.
>>54942493
made me kek
>>54944072
Yeah, feathers on dinosaurs are kindaactually really cool. Fuck you.
>>54942141
what is this faggot furry shit?
>>54947658
What's this from?
>>54947881
ma3comic.com - it says so right on the fucking picture, anon.
>>54947620
Fuck. This is too true.
>>54947881
Webcomic called Menage a Trois.
It's pretty good if I remember correctly. Though if you're looking for porn I don't think it goes beyond tits.
Link is in between the second and third panels.
>>54942971
Wait, is that the sauce of that reaction pic of the elf girl who's seen some shit?
This one. Took some digging.
What is this from?
>>54947930
Dungeon Meshi. Superb manga.
>>54947999
Holy shit dude I almost had a heart attack from that shit
>>54948075
>>54948086
>>54947586
Aren't some of those also because it was illegal to be unemployed at that point in London's history? So peopled make shit up to tell the gov't just to avoid punishment?.
>>54942328
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cOt9UcYGOU
>>54948064
I'm not crying.
You're crying, faggot!
>>54943410
Okay, I found the artist, and searching the kanji for the title of the manga didn't get me anywhere, nor did translating it via google and searching for THAT, nor did searching the artist's name.
So what's the source?
>>54946376
Could someone please explain this one?
>>54948124
That's nothing. See >>/wsg/1835658
I'd post it here, but /tg/ only has a 3mg file limit.
>>54948101
>>54947907
Fair enough, I'm fucking blind apparently.
>>54948155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDaEuZKtmE
>>54948151
>drag image into google search bar
>or, if in Chrome, just right-click image and click "Search Google for image".
Mitsuboshi Colors
You really approached this the wrong way.
>>54948209
I use a web browser that is five years old, and I refuse to use any other as my main, because this one has all the features I want, and is super easy to use.
It can download torrents in-browser.
In-browser email aggregate.
In-browser RSS feed.
In-browser IRC chat.
Easy to customize searches and speed dial.
Mouse gestures.
In-browser multiple notepads.
When it "updated" years ago, it shed most of these. Now it's slowly becoming unable to handle the new html5 web, and it's like watching a beloved elder slowly slip into obsolescence.
>>54948264
YOU HAVE OPERA FROM 2012!?
HOW.
>>54948379
It's possible to find legacy versions of most software online. just search for the name of the software, and the version you want, and it;s not hard to find.
>>54948169
HURF DURF DRUMPF
>>54948064
>>54948086
What IS the difference?
>>54944072
Shut up, Darlington.
>>54948598
One is more expensive than the other.
>>54948098
I dunno, the only bits of English knowledge I have is of Black Chuck.
I seriously don't know why people don't use him in their settings more often.
>>54948598
Espresso is the propper way of spelling it, while Expresso is an americanization of the word.
>>54946407
>>54946479
DIGGANOBZ
>>54945017
You too, Eli.
>>54948821
That's... kinda awesome.
>>54948490
are you ok
Another waste of 5 mins.
>>54942524
The funny thing is, the only outcome that doesn't kill you is when nothing is wrong with you to begin with.
>>54946536
Why are those Clamp characters fighting each-other?
>>54948953
>having your skeleton removed doesn't kill you.
>>54949019
Jokes on you motherfucker, I'm an incorporeal entity of pure apathy that is currently inhabiting this body because it takes less effort than being a being that is held together by pure willpower.
If my skellington is removed I will simply move on to a new body.
>>54946197
what happened?
>>54946189
Did you at least get to Jim God and the immolation of the lizards?
>>54949246
Fake ref got onto the field. Shenanigans, etc...
>>54948633
Anglicization, it's not a strictly American phenomena
>>54949258
Fuck, I forgot the image.
>>54949246
Everyone got upset over a miscommunication
The Horus Heresy
>>54949275
Yet always seems to happen there before anywhere else.
>>54947999
Ha! Luckily I'm a speed reader!
>>54948587
Why!?
>>54947999
>not being able to read it while it's a thumbnail
FAAAGS
>>54942141
>>54949280
>saving pictures as .gifs when they don't giffy
You fucking savages.
Might want a better name for this
Thinking >5th Edition General
>>54949510
>giffy as a verb
thank you for my new favorite word friend
>>54949517
Why is this making me laugh so hard?
>>54949537
You're welcome anon.
>>54949531
>when ancient eldritch gods get pissed off at the younger newer gods over what they have done with the world
>>54949531
What was the context of the thread?
>>54949628
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/51461933/
>>54949566
It's pretty funny, but it needs a good name
>>54949670
I don't even give a shit about swords, or bait fish meme. But for some reason this combination cracks me up.
>>54945198
It brings a tear to my eye to think that other people may remember this as fondly as I do.
F4660t5
>>54948955
idgi
>>54949755
It's a private swimming pool in Tokyo. Its location in the city means its near a ton of modeling agencies and porn studios. IT gets used for a ton of swimsuit shoots and straight up porn. Something of a holy site for Japanese porn lovers..
>>54949798
>>54949755
also the lighting is bretty gud.
>>54948955
What's the source on this one? Looks like Douman Seiman's style.
>>54949839
Oddman11 I believe
>>54942157
>help action to overcome weather effects
>>54942328
>culinary feat
>>54942634
>half dragonborn cleric
>>54949246
Somebody dressed up as a ref and stole the ball, which he then proceeded to sell on ebay for a few thousand dollars.
>>54949531
I read literally that entire thing, and I can say quite plainly that that guy is a faggot.
>>54950036
Took you that long?
>>54948761
While I hate modern ygo, this is pretty fucking funny.
>>54949356
there's a video some where of a guy setting off a trap with his fist and getting out of the way in time this guy thought he was fast enough to try and was wrong.
>>54950099
That reminds me about that guy who tried to stop the blades in a blender and failed.
People are stupid.
>>54948955
>failed
You clearly haven't read the source materialShe's smartAND SLUTTY
>>54947686
>Her fetish is something she can't truly have in any other circumstance but a grail war because she's motherfucking bazette fraga mcremits
Poor girl.
>>54950059
Has there ever been any incidences on /tg/ that could rival the sheer amount of butthurt in those posts?
>>54943043
Why you gotta post a picture of that guy? Sad story ;_;
>>54950470
VIRT
I
R
T
>>54950496
>I had almost forgotten that virt existed
You son of a bitch how dare you remind me of him in my own home.
>>54947834
Fuck you, you realize most carnivores would have had bald heads, right?
The would have looks like fucking turkeys.
>>54950727
>most carnivores would have had bald heads
I hardly see the connection you're making.
In fact, it's believed that many likely had colorful displays.
>>54950727
>Fuck you, you realize most carnivores would have had bald heads, right?
Where the fuck does this logic come from?
>>54946081
I feel a great sadness whenever I seen something from paranatural post chapter 4
>>54950771
>>54950789
Birds of prey who feast on larger animals usually have bald heads so that there arent any feathers to ge clumped with blood when.
>>54950880
*when feeding, especially when sticking their heads into body cavities.
>>54950880
Yeah... like eagels, harpies, secretary birds, owls... all fucking bald-headed animals all right.
Serious question, are you retarded or just really, really lazy to think?
>>54950921
>Birds of prey who feast on larger animals usually have bald heads
>Birds of prey who feast on larger animals usually have bald heads
>who feast on larger animals
>usually have bald heads
>feast on larger animals
>usually
>>54950921
You realize none of these feed on very big prey, right?
The closest case you could make would be the harpies killing monkeys and even those aren't that big in comparison.
>>54950880
I'm guessing you're basing this almost entirely on condors and vultures, which also live in hot and arid regions. The adaptation is actually believed to aid with temperature regulation (since most of their body HAS to be covered in a thick layer of feathers to fly, they're totally bald in the spots that don't need feathers.). It is a common misconception that vultures are bald to keep clean, and isn't helped by the fact that many teachers ignorantly teach this misinformation. If being bald helped much in that way, it would be a very simple adaptation that should appear in a lot of mammals (who are furry).
A source, the University of Glasgow, actually doing research into the subject: http://www.gla.ac.uk/news/archiveofnews/2008/march/headline_69551_en.html
>>54950938
>You realize none of these feed on very big prey, right?
That is so hilariously wrong that I don't even know where to start.
>>54950926
Again, are you people retarded?
>>54950948
>A source, the University of Glasgow, actually doing research into the subject: http://www.gla.ac.uk/news/archiveofnews/2008/march/headline_69551_en.html
Hmm, fair enough.
>>54950958
No need to be a dick. The side they've been arguing is what was taught by everyone over a decade ago, and is still often taught due to ignorance of new studies today.
>That is so hilariously wrong that I don't even know where to start.
You can provide evidence that opposes the statement you're trying to dispute. You can't expect everyone to know semi-obscure facts about vultures.
>>54950921
>Forgetting about the only important bird, the Bald Eagle
speaking of burbs, though
>>54951030
>You can provide evidence that opposes the statement you're trying to dispute.
Or you could EVER open a textbook or watch a single nature documentary on the subject PRIOR to pretending that you are educated on the subject?
This is my problem. I have no problem with the fact that you don't know that all of these often tackle prey equal to their size, and that some species of owl and eagle (such as African fish eagle) can actually attack prey two or three times his own weight. I have no problem with you actually not realizing that even the dinosaurs tackled prey that was proportional to their size in the same way that modern birds of prey do.
I have a problem with you pretending like you know something and declaring others to be wrong without so much as ever bothering to double check basic facts.
>>54951057
>>I remember this thing from high school
>FUCK YOU YOU'RE WRONG RETARD
>>That doesn't sound right
>REEEETAAAAAAAARD
Civilised debate.
>>54951047
How did bald eagle get that name anyway? Is it because Americans are so fucking retarded they thought that because his head has different color than the rest of his body, it must not be plumage?
>>54951084
>Fuck you, you are an idiot because I think that birds of prey don't have feathers on their head despite the fact that the ALL FUCKING DO!
>You are a moron...
>Wah, wah, how dare you not be nice to me!
Yeah, the debate isn't civilized, but maybe you should look into what you did to begin with. Saying "Fuck you, you realize that..." just before saying something baffling stupid is not a good idea, and you can't expect to be treated with any respect after that.
If you want to start a discussion like an absolute asshole, then you better make sure you are not saying something most elementary school kids know to be wrong.
>>54951057
You're mistaking others with me.
I am
>>54951030
>>54950948
>>54950771
I never said birds of prey don't sometimes take down larger prey, in fact, I've been the other guy trying to point out that being a carnivorous bird DOESN'T equate with baldness. I just mean that providing a link to evidence gets you a lot further than "That is so hilariously wrong that I don't even know where to start", or "Again, are you people retarded?". Learn to actually articulate your thoughts in a way that might reach other people. This is your last (you) from me; I'm hiding this thread, since this is getting way off-topic.
>>54951121
>Bread sandwiches
>or possibly webm related
Name it
>>54951121
The problem is that of those birds that are known people generally imagine them as eating prey smaller than they are, so in your response it looks like you've just completely failed at reading comprehension and gone off on one. Maybe you'll note that nobody was mistaken in this endeavour after more explanatory posts actually clarified.
The point is if you've got enough free time to flip your ship about people having some mistaken assumptions in a conversation you've got enough time to to actually explain why they are wrong and that's much more likely to actually educate someone (though I understand it's much less conducive to your rage erection - if you still need some time to climax, I can randomly greentext some more things?)
>>54950853
Why's that anon?
>>54948598
Spelling and pronunciation
>>54946502
>>54948511
>that pause before they both attempt
I didn't know birds had a concept of comedic timing.
>>54952517
the parrot class of birbs is pretty fuckin hilarious, man
>>54952491
>Imperium of man.jpg
>>54946553
To be fair, if his shot misses, he's dead.
>>54946536
>tries to suplex other guy
>dies
3.PF Monk would be a fitting name.
>>54951032
>preventing the Iron Men of Terra incident
>>54948086
I'd happily pay 2$.
I'll never break.
>>54945369
>>54952696
>do you feel in charge?
>>54952702
>That's a big stinger.
>>54952729
>If I pulled off that jewel, would you die?
>>54951121
>Is it because Americans are so fucking retarded they thought that because his head has different color than the rest of his body, it must not be plumage?
>Americans
>fucking retarded
>>54952670
No necks broken here.
>>54950727
>most carnivores would have had bald heads, right?
>what are bald eagles
>what are hawks
>what are harpy eagles
>what are seagulls
>what are crows
>what are ravens
>what are falcons
>what are herons
>what are cranes
>what are storks
>why are you this stupid
>>54952809
Sauce?
I'm intrigued.
>>54951121
>How did bald eagle get that name anyway? Is it because Americans are so fucking retarded they thought that because his head has different color than the rest of his body, it must not be plumage
Bald is short for Piebald, in bald eagle.
Piebald means black and white.
Also the eagle was named by Euros before there were any successful colonies in the Americas.
>>54951177
>XCOM 2
>>54953206
This, if americans are retarded it's because we inherited the derp from europeans.
>>54953020
All Night Laundry. An MSPA-like adventure ongoing everyday since 2013. One of the best one.
Not bad, consistent, coherent, art steadily improving, powerful and interesting at time. The current Doctor Who arc is a little forced and tumblry, and the pre-Moment zombie arc is a little disjointed, but good all around. I recommend.
>>54942141
LOL
SYCH HUMOUR
>>54942459
...this is from Russia, isn't it
>>54952662
I'd still prefer the gun.
>>54953259
>.cz
>>54946536
>trying to suplex from the front
>>54953309
The head of state is so deep up the Putin's ass it might as well be.
>>54946315
>fifty-two years an imbecile
I like this guy.
>>54949531
Oh fuck, I was in that thread. That faggot was salter then the dead sea.Thankfully, no one's screencapped any of my autistic rants.
>>54942141
>>54949693
>Zootopia threads
>>54951154
Is that Steve Irwin?
>>54953429
doubtful, seeing as the guy in .webm is alive
>>54948034
...sauce?
>>54953436
No, it's Steve. There's enough stuff on the internet showing it's good old Steve.Also, just because someone's alive in a gif doesn't mean they're alive now.
>>54953470
Headpat Simulator
>>>/h/4724763
>>54948064
Have to admit, the entire gif i was waiting for something horrible to happen.
>>54953240
Thanks anon.
Thanks
>>54953318
>trying to suplex in a genuine fight at all
>>54953483
I loved Crocodile Hunter, he was the only conservationist that seemed to understand the kid's belief that it isn't enough to just look at an animal, you have to go up and grab it too.
RIP you magnificent bastard.
>>54953524
>not surprise suplexing someone that's running away in a fight
>>54946315
>emasculator
the bard doesn't do that much.
>>54953531
I concur. I fucking cried like a baby when I heard he died. I lost a god damn hero that day.
>>54953268
That's a smoothbore gun thought so hitting with it is a 50/50 deal
>>54953656
>hitting with it is a 50/50 deal
Memery.
>>54953681
Well yeah, either you hit with it or you don't of course :^)
>>54952662
ye old flintlocks made mighty fine bludgeoning weapon once the charge was spent - you might get stabbed up close but probably still get the opportunity to cave the other guy's skull in before bleeding out
>>54953761
If it was a musket maybe, but no way you're going to kill a rapier-armed man by bludgeoning him with a pistol unless he's a gibbering incompetent.
>>54953715
>not Pathfinder
>>54945369
Clever.
>>54948103
>hiro creates /mutg/ens
>>54943043
Oasis
>>54942687
My sides
>>54946748
I'm a slav, does that excuse me?
>>54953679
These comics were bretty gud. Wish they'd made more of them.
>>54954242
No, that only raises more questions. What the fuck were you people doing between 2002-2006 if not trawling Newgrounds for porn games?
>>54954337
I actually was but didn't come across that one
>>54954337
Didn't have access to internet 'till 2012
I also found it (damn the image limit)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/287612668708257813/348495516880994305/8cb2be391304c2c8.png
>>54954337
Those were the dark ages of fidonet
We in slav secret special clubs were making the 4chan with no images.
>>54954450
nandato? anyway
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/204931
>>54953728
I loved Jackie Chan Adventures.
>>54942406
what a cuck
>>54945198
What was it? Bitchy McSlut or something like that?
>>54956366
Slutty McSlut
>>54951174
Fuck that's good
>>54950036
I was right with him until he got to the self-wanking near the bottom. He's right though, D&D is pretty shitted up from the constant snowflakery.
You can definitely tell that the information economy went from being DM-centric in OD&D to slowly more and more player centric from aD&D onwards. In and of itself that isn't a bad thing, but bear in mind that means the game went from catering to one insufferable wanker to trying to cater to 3-5 insufferable wankers at once.
>>54956366
Close. Slutty McSlut.
>>54946509
Lotte?
>>54949545
Oh my god, who painted this?
It hurts to look at, fantastic!
>>54953502
Clever name.
>>54951121
>You started it!
Even if that were true, which it isn't, it doesn't remove the difference between addressing someone's point and simply raging at them.
>>54952735
>It would be extremely painful.
>>54954229
Is that a...?!
>>54948264
>I use a web browser that is five years old, and I refuse to use any other as my main, because this one has all the features I want
>this one has all the features I want
Evidently not, because it didn't give you the source.
>>54949531
I read this whole thing and agree with all of it.
>>54949545
jokes on you, im drunk and this appeared normal