FUCK I FUCKING HATE ELVES PRETENTIOUS FUCKING JACKASSES SELF

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>>54924778

>>54924778
back to /middlepol/ for you

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k

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>>54924778
Around Elves watch yourselves.

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>>54924797
Fuck off. Elves dont belong here.

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>>54924778
Oh, look at this poor little monkey. Did monkey lose his banana? Does monkey want to roll in his own excrements a bit and delouse himself to feel better?

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>>54924865
Why don't you go fuck your dad or brush your hair or something you imbred fucks.

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>>54924778
Hey anon, here is a little guide on how to have a fun day on /tg/:
>make threads about things you like
>if you make a thread about a thing you dislike, make the thread about constructive criticism and welcoming to reasonable discussion
By not following these rules you will agitate people against your thread, some of them with more autism than you can ever muster, while not offering anything of worth to the board on a whole. Anyway, good look with your future threads on /tg/!

>>54924839
>m-muh [[[GUILDS]]]
holy fuck we get it you're a dwarflet and you can't handle being short
it's not their fault you had shit genetics

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>playing ANYTHING but elves
LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE

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>>54924948
DWARVES WERENT SHORT UNTIL YOU SULLEN FUCKS SHOWED UP.

>>54924938
Grabbin the book.

>>54925000
>t. dexlet
geez and i bet you think orcs score lower on int tests because of institutionalized racism

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>>54924778

>>54924778
I feel some hatred here.

Where did the elf touch you? Was it hot?

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I hate all of you

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>>54924938

>>54925485
Tell me something I don't know you inbred cave midget.

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>>54925540
The name of your son's father?

>>54925093
>orcs score lower on int tests because of institutionalized racism
It's retarded shit like this that makes me super happy that I have an older, non permavirgin, non betafag group to game with. I gladly avoid all of this kind of bs

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>>54924885
say what? couldn't here you from all the way down there bud :^)

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>>54924778
fufufufu

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>>54926285
exploitable

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>>54926356
and bonus 4chan edition

>>54925719
Nice nuclear capability faggots

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I like Elves, their souls are exquisitly delicious

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Elves are such garbage, they're a race of smug and pretentious assholes who act as the pure and wholesome race of a setting who are better and wiser than everyone else. Even though in most of those setting humans are the majority, elves still act all smug in their treehouses and basically view other races as inferior. I also hate setting where elves are decedents of holy beings, which only gives them more of an excuse to act all smug.

There are tons of settings that write elves better anyway. Eberron is one of my favorite interpretations of elves because Eberron elves actually have an interesting culture and society, unlike most Tolkien-esque settings where the elves are all smug and are like "we live for hundreds of years and have magic sex on top of trees, be impressed by us now"