What 40k faction would each of them play?

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>>54919171
Ders: Ultramarines. In a really obnoxious way, like Matt Ward but more of a rules lawyer.

Adam: Orks. Doesn't care about the rules or the game, he just wants to make huge, ugly sctratch-built vehicles and legally have them on the table in a way that annoys Ders.

Blake: Eldar. With pages of "cool" backstory for each individual mini. Plays the game like an RPG, narrating every move and dice roll in an over-dramatic way to Adam's delight and Der's endless annoyance. His list is unplayable but rigidly adhers to the lore.

>>54919293
Adam would probably play orcs but he would paint them all as mucle dudes in tank tops because swoll.

Blake..whatever is most pathetic and "small penis" so I guess tau or eldar last edition according to the sodium levels.

ders..Ultras is probably a good call.

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>>54919293
>>54919346

I was thinking the same originally except instead ders as a guard player but now you mention it ultrasmurfs make total sense

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>>54919293
Thats very accurate.

Bonus round:

The rest of them

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>>54919580

Karl: Nids (whatever he plays would always be unpainted grey plastic)
Alice: Dark Eldar because she's a freak
Jillian: Sisters of battle or harlequins
Tez: Salamanders for sure
Waymon: I'm thinking Necrons
Jetset: probably Chaos

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What about this guy?

Is this The Office?

>>54919814
You should ask your ISP to upgrade your internet. The newest version comes with Google.

>>54919171
Well the show is retarded, and the characters all suck and are also retarded, so I guess the stupidest, least fun, most retarded army. Orks?

>>54919733
Kek tru on all of those.

Half of Carl's nids would just be dead cockroaches he painted

>>54922876
>Half of Carl's nids would just be dead cockroaches he painted
Watertrash is as watertrash does.