Pitch a campaign based on this image

>>54919004
>Seattle is dealing with increased leprechaun activity
>they keep stealing cookies
>seems innocent enough, but is there something more sinister going on under the surface
they want to help you with your diet

>>54919004
Planescape setting

You all play a bunch of mid 20s nerds who discover the means for activating a portal in their apartment's storage closet: eating Dove chocolates during the witching hour while thinking of dragon titties.

Shenanigans ensue when the portal closes behind them, trapping them in Sigil.

>>54919004
No.

>>54919004
Why is that guy sitting in the shadows?
Why does he look embarassed?
Why is he wearing a Monster Hunter shirt? That series is pleb trash

Super Burning Faggots Plead: the quest to clean up /v/

>>54919004
Patrick Fuckboiven Vs The World

>>54920379
It would take years of lore building to answer those first two questions. The third one is self apparent.

Three troubled anti-heroes go on a journey to rescue their pure, innocent friend who left them in their darkest hour.
Much yelling occurs.

>>54919004
>the year is 2028, and vigilantism is legal
>the hyperwar of 2025 led to the fragmentation of the world. majority of the people who don't work in agriculture live in cyberpunk megacities
>pic related is a former wall street engineer, who worked on the predictive algorithms that led to the 2023 great economic collapse that led to the hyperwar
>extremist hunters are out to scalp everyone responsible for the collapse of modern society, including him
>players are hiding this man in their neo-san francisco apartment and supplying him with food. he is afraid to leave his hideout, but he is a valuable asset to the team

>>54920379
He's eating his secret candy
His sister/lover caught him
Fuck off, its a nice timekiller

>>54922102

> neo-san francisco apartment

Jesus, becoming a cyberpunk dystopia megacity could only lower rental costs at this rate.

>>54919004
Darkest Dungeon but instead of a dungeon its the Wollie Hole.

>>54922287
the economic collapse also kinda helped with that

>>54920379
MH is pretty good tho

It's about a man who is magically wrong about everything

>>54919004
I dunno, maybe if we read the script?

>>54922366
If you plan on going into the Woolie Hole you'd better be up to date on the effects of various diseases

>>54919004
Pat is best boy
Paige is a lucky gal

>>54919004
Why is SBF so popular on /tg/? I see these guys on here at least once a month.

Is it the creepy sex thing?

>>54919004
It's honestly kind of sweet that Pat decided to eat candy in the closet so he wouldn't tempt his girlfriend while she's on a diet. I mean, he's still a stupid piece of shit, but hey.

>>54928532
I thought he was eating it in the closet because HE was on a diet and she caught him.

>>54920379
>series is pleb trash
And yet you recognized the names on the shirt.

>>54929012
Pat would NEVER go on a diet, he loves being a fat hobo piece of shit because he doesn't want people to talk to him irl.

>>54929154
Hard not to recognize them when you're surrounded by plebs with pleb taste who won't shut up about their gay flavor of the month game.

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>>54928089
I blame this man for it getting so HUGE

>>54928089
Plague used to be one of our drawfags

>>54919004
Police procedural game where the PCs are in charge of investigating the notorious Chocolate Box Serial Killer.

>>54924525
He automatically lost that ability in a paradox when he explained it in the DS lets play

>>54928089
Mostly because they are huge dorks who's tastes coincide with a lot of people on here.
They also avoid acting retarded on purpose on their vids wi´´hich puts them heads and shoulders above the vast majority of Lets Players.

>>54934770
But they are naturally retarded, make no mistake

>>54934788
Ebin, my man.

>>54931289
I can only stand Plague in small dosis; his incessant bitching gets me seriously riled up after a while.

>>54931214
>flavor of the month
It's been going strong since the PS2 era, but you're obviously too young to remember that.

>>54919004
Considering the places we've met Johnsons in the past, this is actually pretty professional.

>>54919004
Real talk now:

How in god's name did Pat score with a chick that hot and why does she still stay with his crazy fat ass?

>>54938134
I heard he has, like, seven goddamn dicks

You and your America loving friend must hide in a house while being chased by a weeaboo and a black man.

An archmage who doesn't have any scrying abilities wants party to find his good buddy because they haven't met up in a while
after a long chain of circumstances and sleuthing they find him in a really shitty bar, embarrassed because he doesn't if his friend knew that he really liked the place he'd never live it down

>>54931289
I still cant beleive Plague is a furry weeb pregnancy fetishist who lives on a farm, self sufficiently enough to spend most of his time on art.

>>54938377

Truly living the American dream.

Fuck wish I learned art instead of engineering now.

>>54938377
>can't distribute his smut anymore because he's too famous

RIP 1800, we hardly knew ye.

>>54938134

he's rich

>>54938134
Because they're both insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_04xkzmmn2Y
Also, gigantic dick.

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>>54938134
He's got a giant heart

>>54919004
>An age of darkness looms over seattle
>The chosen one has embarked on his quest long ago and was never heard from again
>Patrick the Dwarf must assemble a crack team of adventurers
>their mission: find Liam and bring him back at all costs

>>54943970
It hits the back.

Well he's obviously the guide NPC.

>>54931214
Are you 14?

>>54920379
you take that back you two-bit slag