Would you play games with me in my Wizard Van?

Only if there's free candy.

>>54911644
No I will not,
Man with Van.
I stay alive
When I can.

>>54911644
If I was above 18, yes. Below, no, I'd call the cops.

only if there is free candy in there as well.
or maybe a kitten. (I don't like puppies)

>>54912250
>get inside
>nothing but black licorice and peanut marshmallows

I'd rather be raped.

>>54911644
Great, now I want to make a Wizard that has a flying Nissan Vanette and can conjure a pocket dimension that looks and smells like a 90's low income apartment.

>>54911644
Not falling for this one again, OP

>>54911644

Van Wizard is probably not the worst prestige class but it's pretty far down there

>>54911644
Yeah, I'm down.

>>54911644
Why are the windows barred?

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>>54914116
all of his powers need to be van related. able to travel through van murals dimension-door style, summon dragons and shit from the paintings, hypnotize people into thinking anything painted on the side of a van is real, possess the mind of anyone driving a wizard van

>>54911644
Officer, I'd like to report a suspicious looking van being driven by two cheerleaders. They've parked next to the local game store.

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>>54914094
Don't be dissing black licorice. Many people like me enjoy it, there are dozens of us!

>>54914269
To keep out the henchmen of the evil wizard twin, of course.

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The best Wizard pictures are the ones that look like they came from the side of a Van.

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>>54911644
Do you listen to Rush?

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>>54914094
>dissing black licorice and marshmallow peanuts

>>54914075
you don't like puppies? What is wrong with you annon

>>54915829
puppies are OK, but they smell bad, and are too noisy. they are ok for small amounts of time.
cats OTOH, understand that sometimes you need to be left alone. Dogs don't get that.

>>54916953
But that's like, the best thing about dogs

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>>54914458
My current desktop background

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/tg/mobile thread?

>>54914569

D
Doctor Krieger?

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>>54911644
>When you realize you've never actually seen good porn in wizard robes with wizard hats before

Someone needs to rectify this.

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>>54919184
Hmm... I've never seen good Wizard porn either...

>>54914380
>>54914745
Mah niggas. Black Licorice is the best.

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>>54919970
>All the Porn is Warcraft Warlocks, Druids, Shamans, Clerics, Crusaders and Paladins
>Most of it is Warcraft

Something is afoot here.

>>54911644
https://vimeo.com/40393795