DesolatorMagic

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Have you guys heard of this guy? Here's a sample of his stuff:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2jer3yP4Tco
TLDW
>Ranumap Red is dead since only one decklist made it to the top 16
>the meta is healthiest it has ever been
>Reality Smasher is OP, should never have been printed, and needs to be banned (because his deck doesn't have an answer for it)
>Playing Red should be comparable to playing Mill i.e. a crapshoot whether you win or lose
>Game 1 is literally decided "on a coin toss"

This guy also
>complains about netdecking because his Timmy decks get ass raped at FNM
>gets triggered that a guy shows up late at FNM because he thinks he's doing it to get easy 4-1s
>started playing in Gatecrash
>was baffled by the Un Sets and any card older than Gatecrash
>says using foreign cards should result in a Match Loss
>called a judge on his opponent for having 8 cards in hand on Turn 2, demanding a game win because it was "intentional"
>Said Harmless Offering would destroy the meta unironically
>built a deck with Harmless Offering, Triskaidekaphobia, and Tree of Perdition and said it would dominate Standard
>Said Cryptolith Rite would break all formats
>primarily plays xmage vs. AI