I'm making a blind dwarf Oracle in pathfinder who was raised

>beardgoblin
>alestain
>stalagmite sucker
>alcoholics
>pube faces
>spuds—both dwarves and potatoes are lumpy and spend time underground
>dirtlicker
>dirt gnomes
>boulder bitches
>forge rats
Have fun.

Hahaha I love it

>>54905666
nice digits, also spuds is hilarious

>>54905666
ha!

>>54904828
This is definitely the stupidest character idea I've seen on /tg/

>>54904828
Whats his name?

>>54907070
Uriston bigsby

>>54905666
>dirtlicker
>forge rats
>spuds
topkek

So you are doing the Chapelle show skit.

>>54905666
>treekiller
>smoghead
>coalfucker
>rockhead

>groundling
>halfling-reject
>boozebeards

>>54904828
https://youtu.be/MO9bNmkJVbw?t=62

>>54905666
>Forgerats
>Alestains
>Spuds
The best slurs are 1-2 syllables, so I like these best. 1 or 2 syllables is much easier to hatefully yell across the room. With something like "Stalagmite Sucker" you could be in a belligerently drunk racist rant and stumble over the insult. Then there's egg on your face.

>>54907070
Urist McElf

>>54904828
>wacky meme character
Don't do this shit.

>>54911946
Yeah, you're right.

Maybe "Rock Sucker" would work better, that's easy to spit out.

>>54907049
You must be fairly new here friend.

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>>54904828
>I'm making a blind dwarf Oracle in pathfinder who was raised thinking he was an elf and is therefore racist against dwarves.

>>54912661
Wee-woo! Wee-woo!

Oh shit, everybody run, the fun police are here!

>>54904828
I've had multiple characters call dwarves "stump" while trying to be insulting. this seems extra apt for a slur of elven origin.

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>>54912661

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>>54912661
>Red hat anime girls
And OP's supposed to be the pleb here?

>>54907595
>Uriston
>Urist
AGAIN WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT. ITS LIKE ALL DWARVES ARE CALLED URIST OR SOME SHIT

Fat hobbit
Lice face
Cave shit
Booze goblin
Stunted troll

>>54907070
It should be an elf name of course.

The most elvish sounding name ever

>>54905666
>spuds
Spuds McDrinky

>>54904828
Stuntie is my favorite. Anything that can be applied to an irl midget is fair game I think.

>>54919313

Lirandel Birchblossom

>>54908753
>So you are doing the Chapelle show skit.
Good job anon

>implying OP actually has a group of friends

shit-digger

>>54904828
What? Why? this is stupid as fuck, why does he think he's an elf? Everyone he ever met has lied to him? he hasn't questioned why his voice is different and he is a full 3-4 foot shorter than every other elf? he has to shave when no other elf must? I'm sure there are even more reasons this is fucking dumb chief among them this just being a boring and silly concept justified or not

mole fucker
dick delver
pick-ass (from pickaxe)
forge fucker
hole humper
cunt clanger

>>54905666
>beardgoblin
This is my favorite, though obviously it would only get occasional use.

>>54919519
See
>>54908753

OP isn't planning on actually playing this character. He probably doesn't even know how to play RPGs.

>>54919661
>OP isn't planning on actually playing this character. He probably doesn't even know how to play RPGs.
You should never play with rocket-propelled grenades.

>>54919753
I'm sure that sounded more witty in your head.