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stat me /tg/
>>54884237
Race: Straya
Class: Crunchy Mage
-3 Perception with hat on
+3 Delicious with hat on
Feats:
Dangerously delicious
Spellcaster
Spoida
>>54885424
>Spoida
my sides
>>54884237
wizard/10
Living in similar climates to the north american house hippo, the Canadian sportsbar tarantula exhibits similar traits to the hermit crab, finding dropped snackfoods to adorn it's body. It will then proceed to compete with other males, proclaiming it will "Totally beat your ass at street hockey, bra"
>>54884237
...I can't bring myself to give that pic owlbear stats, it's too good. Sorry, everyone.
>>54884237
Racial +5 bonus to shitposting
>>54884237
Age: 2 years