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>>54880670
Everything: best at

>>54880670
Str: 9
Dex: 9
Con: 9
Int: 16
Wis: 3
Cha: 7

>>54880670
Tech: 10
Tuna: 10
Hatred: Fish
Special Item: Wife's Skull

>>54880981
Why does he hate fish but have a high tuna stat?

Are these movies any fun to watch, or is it just an exercise in sitting through a bad movie

>>54882523
Here's some guy's shorter version of his films:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jXYooEFg0

>>54882523
They're an exercise in insanity

Double Down is basically entirely repeated cuts of the same scene and stock footage while Neil Breen rambles over top of it.

>>54880670
He has the best ballsack

>>54880670

WHAT KIND OF STUFF IS HE GOOD AT?

>>54880670
Epic level in all classes.

>>54882523
Double Down, I Am Here.... Now, and Pass Thru are some of the best worst movies that exist. Fateful Findings is a fever dream come to life, and watching it I found was more painful than anything else.

>>54880670
>>54880774
More like:
Str: 20
Dex: 20
Con: 20
Int: 20
Wis: 20
Cha: 20

>>54882523
With a group of people and maybe some alcohol, yeah.

stat his ballsac

>>54883602
HE'S THE BEST

>>54884393
Fateful Findings>DD>IAHN>PT imho. I like PT but only just liked it vs his other films. It was like IAHN but just not as good. FF is off the wall but in a way I can enjoy. DD is fucking classic but I feel the overuse of stock footage takes away from Breen just being Breen and I'm glad his other films move away from it.

>>54885740
That's interesting, cause me and my friends laughed our asses of through the entirety of his other films, but when we watched Fateful Findings we just groaned a whole lot with the exception of the scene where he eats salad in his office.

>>54880670
Male
Great, Great, Great Wyrm Platinum Dragon

LG Titanic Dragon (Extraplanar, Good, Lawful)

Init +21, Senses Listen +154; Spot +154
Blindsense 60 ft.; Darkvision 120 ft.
Aura Terrifying presence (1680 ft., DC 100)
Languages Draconic, +18 bonus

AC 127, touch 31, flat-footed 106 (Size -16, Divine +17, Deflection +20, Natural +106)

hp 4280 (107d20+2140 HD); DR 50/Epic and evil
Fast Heal 42

Immune Death from massive damage, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, disease, death effects, nonlethal damage, ability drain, energy drain, cold;
SR 134
Fort +92, Ref +72, Will +100

>>54885964
But how good is he?!

>>54885974
He's discovered more than any other hacker ever has. He's exposed a lot of national AAAND INTERNATIONAL corruption. He cured cancer at least twice.

>>54885984
Don't forget curing PTSD.

>>54882523
If you enjoy watching The Room, it's a similar experience. Some friends and alcohol make for a good.

Fate Findings is pure kino.

>>54882484
He eats nothing but canned tuna and tests bioweapons in a lake, killing all the fish

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While I do very much enjoy his films, I really hope he makes one that's legitimately good.
Despite his ineptitude he's clearly passionate about making films.
He's already said his next film is a crime noir with an actual budget, I want him to succeed because I admire him way too much

>>54882484
It's like hate-fucking but with food

>>54886170
Eh. Wiseau's and Breen's movies aren't really similar apart from being really bad. I know someone said that Wiseau is like the Francis Ford Coppola of bad movies while Breen is the David Lynch of bad movies.

Fateful Findings is probably the Breen film that comes closest to feeling like The Room, though. Incidentally, I never found The Room to be all that much fun either apart from a handful of scenes.

>>54886309
What really sells the room is how the film was made
The Disaster Artist is a facinating read and I'm really looking forward to the film