>refuse to play along side lamenters players, forcing them to play 2v1 games
>not telling your dad that you play Dark Angels
>almost exclusively playing against loyalist space marine players as a minotaurs player
>listening to 80's electro-metal as a Mechanicus player
>storing your dragon dildos next to your Tyranids
>playing Red Scorpions and calling other player's cowards if they use stealth/infiltration tactics
>doing adderal/coke/meth before playing Slaanesh CSM/Daemons
>being a mechanical engineer and playing a Mechanicus/Iron Hands army
>browsing /pol/ and playing Black Templars
>eating a burrito while playing Crimson Fists
>tfw too inteligent to play Tzeench
>dressing as your furrsona while playing space wolves
>not bathing as a Nurgle CSM/Daemons player
>starting a fist fight in you FLGS because you play Khorne CSM/Daemons
>stealing your opponent's minis as a Blood Ravens player
>being a goody-two-shoes, hero complex, rules lawyer and playing Utramarines
>being an arsonist and/or not knowing your dad as a Salamander's player
>being severely autistic and playing Iron Warriors
>>54870449
>Playing orks while being a loud negro
>Playing dark eldar and let out moans of pleasure each time your characters are wounded
>play tau and bring your pillow waifu at the store
>>54870528
>letting out moans when your characters are wounded
I literally laughed when I read that.
>riding your bike to your FLGS to play white scars
>never finishing your Emperor's Children army because its never "perfect"
>giving every single one of your dudes names and then RP giving them "orders" when you move them on the table, changing voices if your warlord dies
>thinning your paint with holy water when painting ecclesiarchy
>>54870449
>Take shit from other players before calling them bitches and leaving
>bringing your word bearer's to church
>>54871716
my battle brother