Greyhawk Deities

Literally anything. It just has to be smaller than 2'x1'

A sheaf of wheat stalks

>>54867015
Small wooden statue of a snake? (I recall they were related to fertility in some regions)

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>>54867015
So basically anything from items with-
Stretchmark removal
Lessened birth pains
Magical Viagra
Child gets an extra feat
Blessed portal based items that let you fuck your wife when you're slaughtering your enemies in battle riding horseback?

Like seriously, why the fuck have wizards not invented such magical artefacts yet? The entire relationship of Elizabeth Bartory was literally a super-fucking sadist love story where her husbands were badasses who went to remove kebab and when they returned from home, talked about how awesome it is to do as Vlad the Tepes did in his hayday and where they'd occassionally shove splinters in the soles, feet and toes of clumsy maids as a loving passtime, then fuck so fucking hard that the orgasms were piratically explosive.

If I could fuck my wife whist driving a Kilij into a fucking Kebab, I'd be in the prime of my fucking life. It's a real shame what happened to her, had not one but TWO husbands who were this cool and they both died without giving her the D to such a degree, so the poor woman' slack of social education spiraled into her almost oblivious tortures and murders of her staff- she was quite the sheltered one.