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>Playing Call of Cthulu
>Be us, german doctor of comical lack of offical certs, Nam flashback boy, The Scotsman(TM), and very irritated english doctor who has been sleeping in the back of a moving ambulance for too fucking long.
>Need gas, be in Colorado(With a forest I guess)
>Enter gas station, there be old man who I will hereforth call Chuck
>Chuck says there is a circus blocking way to next town
>We go check it out, because the town doesn't have an auto dealership
>ItFromStephenKing.png
>Immeadiate distrust of the entire situation from literally everyone with more than 10 IQ
>Town is chill with it tho
>Go to motel to wait out the circus which is leaving 2marrow
>No homo, but need to sleep together(No homo) so we share a room NO HOMO BRO
>Nam boi sleeps in car because his a grizzled crusader veteran from the fucking Crusades
>Sleepytimes.jpg
>Suddenly, three stooges but in clown costumes enter the scene and try and clown fuck Nam Boi
>InitiateGrizzledWarMachine.exe
>Clowns are made into soup. Like actual soup, with locomotion and everything
>Later find out that they are made of CHEESE.
>Go to circus to see wat up
>Casually commit murder and enter into circus, get swarmed by clowns
>Ambulance turns into a Cheese Grater as we turn the clowns into shredded mozzerella in front of the whole town
>Town is woke
>Nam Boi decides to reneact the burning of the rice fields for lulz
>Anyone order a cheese omlete Big Top?
>Go to brother of circus leader we murdered, steal his clown car after giving him therapy. Hes going to have a better life now.
>But wait theres more
>Brother hands german DOCTOOR a cheese whistle, is cursed what do ya know
>Nobody wants this
>We return to Chuck, and give/force him to take the cheese whistle
>Chuck now has an army of like 100 cheese zombie clowns which will help him sweep the gas station
>Move to next town, yell at BBEG on the phone
What do you do in your CoC games?