>GO TO /q-
NO, I just need you to throw ideas around for encounters and setting, and ways the players can foil him so I can be prepared.
So the players are a party of Goons working for a classic dark lord character.
The Lord sent them to divert the attention of THE ETERNAL CHAMPION with sub-quests and loot.
Problem: This eternal-champion guy is Demi-God level fighter and can kill most things in his path with no problem.
The plus side is that he has video-game-player level ADHD.
Pic is related- If he gets there, you probably already lost
Their is a 500 million gold reward for the world's rarest truffle, can you assist us sir? We heard tale of it being (insert far away place) we can guide you there and get it quickly with your might and strength.
Any kind of quest where you point him in a direction with a goal he'll never reach is the safest bet. But he might just say fuck it if he gets bored. Maybe if you add something like.
My necklace was stolen by a goblin mister! Please help me find it.
>So starts the grand 500 year goblin crusade at the hands of one man searching for a non-existent necklace