40K memes

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>>54856003
Get outta here you damn dirty xenos.

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>>54856045

>>54856024
You can only post one picture at a time.

>>54856003
40k is a meme.

>>54856122
So the alpha legion are loyalists pretending they're heretics and the dark angels are heretics pretending be loyalists but they kinda don't know which witch is which at this point?

>>54856158
I lile you.

>>54856069
well played...

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>>54856003

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>>54856293

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>>54856031

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>>54856293
What in the even is this!?

>>54856631
>no Yvraine

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>>54856122

>>54856647
How Marneus Calgar views Cato Sicarius.

>>54856257
Wow. That is uncanny.

>>54857509
Should be whiteshields, not full blown guardsmen.

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>>54857509

>>54856257

This is hilarious

>>54856199
It's more like Alpha legion have forgotten that they're supposed to be not heretics but kind of end up helping the Imperium in the long run anyway because they've been so used to dicking over other legions in secret. While Dark Angels are like, imagine if you're a kid, early teens, maybe just, and you're wrestling with a younger cousing and you accidentally grab his junk and then spend the rest of your teen years ashamed to see that cousin because you feel like you kinda sorta molested him and overcompensate, that's what Dark Angels are carrying around for 10,000 years. Only, y'know, they blew their brothers up instead of grabbed their junk.
Or maybe they did that as well and that's why they blew them up. It's not, Luthor shot first

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Fresh OC

>>54862781
THICC

>>54856631
Some one needs to shop Celestine in the back, or put Yvraine in the front.

>>54856069
do you have it in a smaller size? i nearly could read it

>>54856647
Never watched TTS?

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>>54856003

>>54863092
TTS is shit and the only good part is ROGAL DORN

>>54863194
You're shit, but Rogal Dorn is great.

>>54863210
The voice acting is awful, and not even so bad it's good. Just an earache. They should hire more VAs to make this.

>>54862888
>>54863104
What's with the creepy skull dude? Is he one of those blanks I've heard about?

>>54863961
Eversor Assassin. He fucks shit up.

>>54863711
>Not pictured - The detachment of twenty Imperial Guard Basilisks marking the position.

>>54863961
Eversors are basically psychopaths on drugs with power weapons.
All the drugs.

With mini nukes wired to their hearts.

>>54862755
No, looks rotten to me.

>>54863961
>>54863973
>>54864218

why are we indulging newfags?

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>>54856003

>>54864474
Population too low? /tg/ a dying race and following the path of the eldar/brotherhood? I dunno.

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>>54864488

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>>54856133
I suspect he's referring to the OTHER infamous chan board on the web. You can upload multiple pics per post last I checked. Why 4chan has never implemented that function is beyond me.

>>54864650
That or he's referring to one of the porn boards, where you have to post 6 images (in a row, not all in one post) of whatever it is you're asking for.

>>54864276
:(

>>54865034
Nyoro~n

>>54863194
I'm sorry about your inability to experience joy. On the plus side, if you pursue a career in retail you can hit the ground running.

>>54864474
Not everyone has a cultivated drive to be a dick in order to fit in teh four chinz

>>54863043
oh wow this is old

>>54865144
Why should we bother explaining things to newfags who need to lurk more?

>>54863561
Ah, I remember this. The sheer amount of salt mined from one angry man is astounding. Luckily for him it now takes far less than 60 Multi-Meltas to kill a Flyrant now.

>>54856069
is this for ants?

>>54864474
Because this isn't /a/, you dumb cunt.

>>54865582
considering that an infinitesimally small portion of what used to be reposted is still reposted, you might want to rethink that strategy about 40k memes.

>>54865407

anyone have the "what the fuck is a wheat?" from this comic?

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>>54856631

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>>54856401

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>>54865034

>>54866266
>there are people from big cities who are actually like this

Go ahead, next ask them to say where Lebanon is. They'll say it's a city in Italy.

>>54866501
There's a town in New Jersey called Lebanon

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>>54858523

>>54866660
the english in this made my eyes hurt

>>54864474
Because there's a chance he's genuinely interested and making him go to 1d4chan like most anons would is the best way to kill that interest

>>54866683
No, I'm saying he should actually LURK MOAR instead of being spoonfed everything. Or go look at the Lexicanum or something.

Seriously, why would you go into a 40k thread if you don't know shit about 40k?

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>>54866266
jeez anon i wasn't expecting you to post a minute after, now I feel like a scumbag

thanks

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>>54866778
>778
shit.

>>54866750
That's from AoS
It was also a horse at one point

>>54866526
Ok fine, but to be fair there's also a place in NJ called Bethlehem (east of Allentown). People aren't very original with the names here.

Bad example I guess. Probably should say something like "they don't know their 50 states and some odd territories" or "basic American history 101". Then again bumblefuck dingdong from central Jersey might not know that either. Just bring up apple/peach picking or hiking the Appalachian trail.

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>>54866841
>originally a horse
quite the conversion

>>54866877
That's also only a third of it's heads

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>>54866883
well now I wish I'd seen the model before the pepe pic

>>54866909
Archaon the everchosen from AoS. I'm surprised you haven't seen it since people like to complain about it being overdesigned (Well did) even though that kind of shit fits chaos perfectly

>>54866909
it's archaon's ugly new model

the big dragon thing is his old horse that mutated after eating three champions of chaos

>>54856031
A huge opportunity was missed here not using Macha and Taldeer.

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WHO DID HE DIE FOR?!

>>54867091
The answer to that question shall unleash a terror unto this thread that is best left unsaid

>>54864474
I'm with you, anon. There may be a lot to be said about 4chan culture that is negative but asking people to lurk moar is definitely not one of them.

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>>54862781
Ha ha joke's on you I like short girls.

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>>54867146
If they lurk moar, they'll learn eventually. If they don't lurk moar, they'll get told by someone - and probably with all the biases someone would bring in, instead of forming their own opinions.

I would rather a thousand potential anons get driven away by being confused and not understanding things, than one being brought in with open arms but becoming little more than a mindless sheep because he was told everything instead of learning it. And honestly it's also a little funny to look back at something you didn't understand when you were a newfag and then go 'oh I know what that was now.'

>>54866711
To learn shit about 40k

>>54867543
In a thread about 40k memes? You're retarded.

>>54867516
I'm making it my goal in life to "your dudes" up a Chapter to make this comic happen.

>>54866557

This is a fucking riot!!!! Love it

>>54866450
>you will NEVER fuck a super duper advanced skeleton

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

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>>54867693
>super duper advanced skeleton
Boy do I have some good news for you! There's these biopunk skeletons running around, literally anywhere, basically whatever you can imagine you can find.

The future is now.

>>54867516
Agreed. Just want to let you know you're not the only one who still upholds the (in my opinion good) culture of lurking before saying dumb stuff.

>>54867729
Yeah well that's heresy and stuff.

>>54867564
its literally the reason I ended up getting into the books the lore etc. I didnt understand some jokes, read into them and one thing led to another

>>54867564
How do you think kids learn about anything nowadays? Stop derailing the thread.

>>54867564
Learn about the 40k memes.

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>>54856003
>8th edition
>Most playtested edition ever.

>>54866426
But aren't the Apostles still essentially bitches n slaves to Chaos?

>>54868122
Hi. Elves are not allowed to post here or anywhere in the general vicinity.

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>>54868213
But those aren't high elves, those are wood elves.

>>54862944
Hey Spot!

>>54867516
I suggest you take a step back and look at your life and how serious you're being on an anime image board about someone not quite understanding every detail about the setting of a game where you play pretend with little men, down to using the phrase "mindless sheep".

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>>54868495

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>>54869005
I like this, it makes me feel a lot better about my own lack of painting ability.

>>54857311

This is godlike

>>54863711
Hehehehe

>>54866266

Classic

>>54864474

Why are you saying "we" like you are from /tg/?

>>54865582
Because it's faster that way

>>54867516

I get satisfaction from informing newbies.

Then they pop off like they know what they are talking about.

Then they get shot down for being the fucking dumbass they are.

>>54868927

I love this comic.

Ruby Quest was so godlike.

Fuck those faggots for getting rid of quests...

>>54869430
Royal we, didn't you know that Queen Elizabeth is a regular at the Tottenham GW?

>>54869462

"We" need to learn to be less of a fucking twat.

>>54869475
Calm your tits, faggot, it's only a bit of levity.

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What's their band name, again?

>>54869497

You are deflecting for a shithead.

Assuming you aren't that shithead then you are a dumbass.

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>>54868630
I unironically love these posts.
putting life back into perspective and all.

>>54870206
flick the thief

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>>54866778
i drew this

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>>54870234

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>>54867746
>there is a real life skeleton sleeping inside of you right now

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>>54856257
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>>54860665
MFW someone's posts my OC from 9 months ago.

I also created the "Drink your paint water." Duncan

>>54863434
10/10

>>54856031

Is there a Primaris Marine version of this?

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Does this count? A friend drew it and I finished it.

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>>54870577
is there more to this? it is adorable

>>54870735
yes, actually

http://imgur.com/gallery/NXl3f

>>54870776
you're a good person and probably quite attractive, thank you

>>54868614
That's actually kinda cute and funny

>>54869673
Mon'Keigh Business

>>54871021
What's that an edit of?

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>>54870776
Much obliged anon

>>54871054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep65rr-9qjQ

Well worth a watch if you haven't seen it before.

>>54871124
this is the first time I realise the harlequin just has a pom pom behind her head and that isn't her hair

>>54870776
That space marine is the master of giving no fucks.

>>54871165
Or, anon, you can imagine that she has just one pompom and funky 80s hair

>>54862931
archaeology

>>54871114
This is good stuff. Thanks

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Dey'z green (this is propa)

Dey've got choppas that are choppier (always +1 str)
Dey've got sluggas that are shootier (better ap)

Dem aspekt boyz got choppy in one hand n' dakka in the other, but decided that wasn't enough dakka so they put dakka on their face n' deyz use this dakka when they gets choppy.

Da skorpion boss can take a power klaw or an 'uge choppa (that's choppier than what orkses got, can get more than +2 strength), or a pair of super extra choppy choppas,
and since DA scorpion boss is da boss, he's got his dead choppy power klaw, but thought "iz gotta be shootier too", and stuck a bit of dakka on.

And der dakka? It shoots choppy disks!
Dakka while choppy, choppy shooty dakka, comprehending this would make an ork's mind implode. Eldar shootas don't got range like a propa ork shoota though, so that's an arguable deficiency compared to orks.

Brutally kunnin, they're real slippery and sneaky like
Kunningly brutal, they do this all in dead 'ard 'eavy armor.

Sneakin in 'eavy armor. everybody else is like "we'z gotta strip down to be slippery like". Beakies do this, umies do this, even orkses do this, but Eldar's all like " You'z all stupid, dats why youz monkeys. Iz putting on 'eavier armor, iz gonna stomp through the jungle all sneaky like and chainsaw you stealthy like cuz Eldar's da best like dat. And if youz looks at me funny, dakka comes outta my face"

And the Skorpion Big Boss travels around the galaxy lookin' to scrap, with his extra shooty dakka face that's twice as shooty which makes him 33% choppier, and he's got extra 'eavy armor but it's extra flashy so he can run in it and be even more kunnin' and sneaky.

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>>54871165
That makes two of us.

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>>54870776
Good shit

>>54869673
Maximum ogreload

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>>54870448
More like this?

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>>54871634
Forgot to contribute

>>54871597
wow matt ward's writting has really gotten better since dark imperium

can someone photoshop this with either guilliman, grey knights, or primaris please?

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>>54871634
I've got a couple.

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>>54871692

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>>54871692
Also, do you happen to know ho does these?

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>>54871634
here's the guy's deviantart

https://steeljoe.deviantart.com/

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>>54871786
>>54871762
https://steeljoe.deviantart.com/

>>54870561
thank you for this

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>>54871810

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>>54871887
Anyone who don't pick the stompa iz a roit git

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this one gives me a little laugh every time

>>54866450
>tfw love blooms on a battlefield

>>54869636
>Gannadene
that name has been unspoken for an eon

>>54870776
Beautiful

>>54866660
>by Swissgar Squigelf

>>54868630
I just want people to learn on their own - it's not even hard, what with so many wikis and books and such.

>>54871124
God, Macha is such a slut.

>>54874627
And yet, for all her sluttiness, she cannot get laid to save her life.

>>54870704

Been a long time since I've seen this gem.

>>54871786
>orks gif has the least dakka
What did he mean by this?

>>54875075
CHOPPA

>>54873040
>This war is dildos

>>54867445
It baffles me how people fuck up speech bubble placement in comics.

>>54863802
Ha

>>54864474
People are sympathetic to data miners

>>54870490
the emperors children one should be the dark angels one as well.

>>54868508

Isn't that one the Russian artist who makes happy marines? Like, weirdly happy marines.

>>54876695
She also does SM dicks and asses.

>>54870776
That was so comfy, thanks anon

>>54870540
It hurts my face. There are limits to the cringe.
I'd still read it

>>54870490
Ultramarines and Alpha Legion gave a legitimate kek

>>54866674
It's low Gothic

>>54868630
Legitimately saying thank you to this.

>>54870746
i don't give a shit if she'd burn me for heresy i'd smash

>>54875075
Judging by their outfits, they're Goffs, so they'd rather run right into the fight where they can do some real choppin'.
Explains the Deffrolla.

>>54879275
>she

>>54871887
>have fun in a stompa or watch your waifu get raped by marines sues
Like that's a choice

>>54879511
still smash

>>54868513
I laughed at this way harder than I had any right to.

>>54868630
You gotta decide whats important so if I deiced that anime image boards are whats important to me I'll take them as serious as I want

>>54867516
>I would rather a thousand potential anons get driven away
This is a good deal of the reason why nobody makes OC anymore.

>>54871893
>>54871880
if only this collection was finished

>>54868630
Back in my day we sent newfriends out on a three day spirit journey through the Lexicanum and if they returned they were treated as men.

>>54879811

>Faggot marines accomplishing anything
>Laughing Banshees

>>54871887
'OW CAN GITS EVEN COMPET?!

>>54866430
underrated as fuck

>>54856692
The Repulsor is basically the Bradley, only that Cawl made the concept work.

>>54869636
Goff Rockers were a thing you know. And Noise Marines still are.

>>54871844
Damn, this one's a little weak compared to the others.

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>>54871844

Is there a Chaos version of this? I only ever see Tau and the one with the Basilisk.

>>54870735
>>54870776
There's much much more on the artist's DA :
https://lutherniel.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>54871810
Fuck yeah, Illic Nightspear!

>>54868614
10/10, have a (you).
You earned it, buddy!

>>54871887
IZ GONNA BE DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST! WAAAGH!