Quick!
Claim your cardfu before someone else does
>>54846479
Fungi have over 36,000 genders, all of them capable of reproducing with each other. One of them has to be relatively female.
>>54846479
Fumiko's a pretty nice choice, but I gotta go with the best lawyer.
Claiming my usual.
>>54846535
Patrician choice, anon.
Claimed
>>54846479
Best waifu, even the spirit one is good
ez
Glad no one's claimed best girl
>>54846984
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
go back to /v/
>>54847057
Agree
>>54847057
Modernize.
>>54847593
Excellent taste anon.
Claimed
claimed
Best Gatewatch girl
>>54848093
You can have her. I'm not touching anything Worstgirl wants to get her Necromantic claws into.
Mrowr <3
>>54846479
Well I mean if it counts.
>>54848332
God tier taste.
>>54848332
>>54848351
Fun fact, according to the Planeswalker's Guide to Alara book, literally everyone on Naya is 10/10 smoking hot all the time. They also invented the sport of pro-wrestling, and are pretty much all hedonistic motherfuckers, with the minor exception of the elves who are usually too busy trying to keep Progenitus asleep to have much fun.
>>54848453
That's so sexist! MaRo would be mad.
>>54848351
Thanks!
>>54848453
Naya is probably my favorite shard of the lot. It's pretty relaxed aside from the constant worry of getting trampled. Sadly I can't use her as a Commander for a deck or anything.
Claiming
claimed
and burns so good
Oh.... Yall missed the fuck out!
Number one vampire waifu.
>>54851807But anon, she has a penis
>>54851950
that makes it better
>>54851950
Yes, and?
Claiming seeing as >>54850299 stole Ashling from me.
>>54852162
She's good, but I prefer her after she went traveling and got a little feisty
WAIFU LIVES MATTER.
WIZARDS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
>>54852201
Speaking of which tho
Did Gisa and Geralf survive Eldritch Moon?
C L A I M E D
I don't care that she's not an established character. Angelic Destiny is mine now and forever.
>>54852225
Safe bet. Their deaths weren't mentioned and they wouldn't die "off-screen"
>>54852239
Literally Thalia with hair dye.
>>54852225
I believe so, in fact they appear to have reconciled during it as well
>>54852230
Literally stapling two waifus together does not mean you get both, I hope you enjoy your disgusting tentacle monsterReal talk Brisela just makes me sad. I really liked Innistrad's angels and it sucked to see them end so poorly. Speaking of, does anyone have that picture that illustrates that one ginger angel's story from despair to hope to corruption to death?
>>54851871
gianna?
>>54852302
Gisa the Mad
She's mine
Go away Geralf, we'll hang later
Her fat ass is all mine.
>>54852400
Man Teysa's boob window tax must have become a real earner between the first set of Ravnica and the Return, everyone is getting in on it
>>54852575
What is that from? Looks cool
>>54852580
It's Saheeli Rai
>>54852580
It's alt art Leela Patel, from Android: Netrunner.
BDSM waifu is mine.
>>54847501
>Traditional games
>Traditional
>Modernize
>>54852599
You're not even wrong
Also, Saheeli is a top tier cardfu
>>54846479
My first commander deck
>>54852239
Bump but also
/tokens galore beauty, to keep the booty on the move and shifty.
>>54846984
Is that real? I stopped playing a long time ago did the powercreep got that crazy?
>>54848726
>Duck lips
>>54852606
>Leela Patel
Holy shit, the John Smith of Indians
>>54853467
And her spine's broken from the pose she's in
I like to imagine that's from some Izzet Guild pin up calendar photo shoot
Which makes me wonder a) who the other guilds would send as their representatives, and b) who do you get for the remaining two months? Are they like group theme shoots?
{Spoiler}snake tits{/spoiler}
Claimed.
Claimed.
>>54853514
>11th month is the hottest guildless they can find
>last month is Niv-Mizzet steam vent tease
>>54853457
It's not as ridiculous as it looks, since you need to design your deck around getting it in the first place
http://www.hearthpwn.com/cards/52588-awaken-the-makers
>>54848093
Fuck, I wanted to claim bestgirl
>>54852343
Emmara's ass is fat! Fat!
>>54848093
>literal flaming hot handjobs
Heavy risk, but the prize is worth it
Claimed.
Claimed.
I'm seeking something other than the skybreak.
claimed
>>54851807
good taste
claimed
c l a i m e d
>>54851912
best tastes of the year edition anon
>>54847942
Noooooooooooooooo!!!
claiming
>>54846479
Claimed
>cardfu
This has been bothering me for the longest fucking time. Shouldn't it be cardo? I understand the joke, it's waifu but with card, but that doesn't make it not stupid.
That said, claimed.
>>54853457
You have to jump through a half dozen hoops to get her though
>>54856342
*Angry Sex Intensifies*
>>54852126
My waifu is objectively better than yours
>>54857830
>>54857792
Honestly, I agree with you here. Mechanically she's just a fun and interesting card, and her art is by Jason Chan who is my favorite artist for magic. Just a great card!
Husbando, get!
>>54848332
What's going on with her armpit though?
>>54853564
good taste anon
Personally I almost went with cabal surgeon for her cheeky flavor text but dead girl is best girl
>>54846528
>tumblrites aren't actually human
>they're just evolved fungi
Best blue girl
>>54858351
They're orks, then?
>>54858659
yes
>>54848229
>night elf in human clothes not sentinel uniforms
looks fucking retarded.
>>54847501
Traditional. You fucking ass crack
since my waifu'mrakul was taken from me
>>54859187
You do realize you can't consummate a marriage with....her.
>>54859187
Is Sheoldred self-concious about her huge ass?
>>54859351
>>54859352
wrong, and detachable ass
>>54846479
>>54858272
>being young
>Thinking this card goes in a Zombie Deck
>kill myself in 2 turns
>>54859633
Why is she so superior to black Braids?
>>54859687
When she got blacked she got worst...
...
Wait a second... that may sound off...
>>54852606
>>54852575
Good taste in game, but
>Leela
When Lizzie, MaxX, or even Andy, exist
>>54859802
Though I think picking any Android universe girl it'd be Tallie, as canonically she's a cute PAWG
>>54853886
great taste!
>>54859187
>>54852239
These artists are so damn to tier they have me a new perfect short haired vampire waifu
>>54852259What picture?
she has to keep the hat on.
lewd elves are best
>>54851871
>even the shovel is evil.
Damn
>>54846479
claimed.
>>54861447
Finally, someone of patrician taste.
>>54846479
Such pretty, pretty art
>>54846479
Well as long as we're posting husbandos
>>54853457
Its a quest reward, from a bad quest. It pretty much sees no play.
>>54853995
Fuck
Took mine.
>>54846479
Bitch fuck you're MTG shit.
>>54865131
*your
>>54846479
>>54865131
>yugifag can't into spelling
>>54846479
>>54846535
shes just too darn expensive
>>54853960
Damn, someone beat me to the milfwolf. Fine, I'll take this under appreciated snek instead.
>135 responses
Not even gonna try. I know for a fact that someone's claimed Teysa already.
>>54867685
>Not even gonna try
>she is the third post on the thread
wow, that is really a huge level of not even trying slightly...
>>54860019
Already smitten, huh...
>>54846535
I heard she's a cripple due to inbreeding. That true? Never figured the Orzhov for cousin fucking, especially since over half of them are either ghosts or vampires
>139 replies
>No one claimed best girl
Do I have shit taste, or does everyone else...?
>>54869126
No, it's you.
>>54852343
If that's what you call fat anon, then sure.
You can keep your smite-happy sloots, purest angel is mine.
>>54859351
She can build herself a goddamned pair of hips and a functional vagina if she wants.
Claiming!
>>54865131
>>54865410
The game is shit and most of the players are shit and the organized play is shit.
But goddamn if they don't spit out waifu-tier cards by the truckload.
very simple
>>54869886
>waifuing a town bike
Abhorrent taste, pleb
Stealing and claiming
>>54869752
Don't like her facial expression, looks kind of derpy. Which is a shame because the rest of the art is beautiful at full size.
>>54869126
hi jace
claimed
>>54869962
nice daughter
>>54870545
Your cardfu choices don't count unless they've actually helped you win games.
>>54852400
>>54846535
Orzhov is best guild. Bald emo angels are hot.
>>54868945
IIRC it's not so much inbreeding as mu h as some sort of genetic corruption/breakdown due to the kind of magic they use. And it gets worse every generation? It's been awhile, But she definitly has a bum leg.
Claming Visara, The Mommyfu
>>54871602
Shiet, forgot image
Can we claim husbando too? Claimed btw
>>54861447
more like diffusion thiccver amiright
>>54871076
>Doctor I'm getting this burning sensation...
>>54871610
>>54871951
>>54861447
stop this slivers were never intended for lewd
>>54872054
Thiccsliver was, goddamn.
>>54872171
If it doesn't look like a pointy penis with a talon then it is _not_ a sliver
Hurkyl a best
>>54869126
Better question for you Jace, how the fuck did you get a wifi signal on Ixalan?The answer is, of course, that he pirated it
>>54846479
Summoning artifact bae
>>54846479
>>54875750
I'm not one to criticize another man's waifu, but don't you think going with the ur-example of "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is potentially going to backfire?
>>54875885
Valid point, i just dont think i can stop this attraction. If I die I've lived an okay life
>>54875750
Outer God tier taste detected.
>>54877073
The true secret of the Drownyard: it just used Emrakul's desire to be dominated by her waifu Nahiri again to trick her into coming to Innistrad
>>54869198
Goddamnit, I've already lost.
Oh well, I still have a pick.
Claimed.
>>54848513
>Sadly I can't use her as a Commander for a deck or anything.
She's uncommon, so you can use her as a commander for pauper EDH.
>>54861737
Damn you.
>>54858351
>evolved
You mean regressed. Fungi are more successful as a kingdom than mammals and serve humans in more ways than tumblrites.
>>54875885
>>54876104
- Darling I forgot to buy milk
- That must mean you have never loved me! Die die die!
Plebs, best cardfu coming through.
So good in fact that I dare not to take her for myself
>179 replies
>nobody has chosen requiem angel
Lucky me.Juiciest soles in the multiverse, and has been pivotal in winning so many games across different decks, what could compare?
Claimed
Does this make me a degenerate?
Claimed!
Even if she got totally snubbed out of a new card in commander 2017.
>>54879847
Of course not anon the games said people used to marry Pokemon all the time.
Long live the Queen
Claimed
claiming
>>54871125
nice robot
How nobody has claimed her is beyond me. Stoked because mine, sad because what the fuck is wrong with you all?
Claiming the superior timeline's version of >>54882809
>all these people attempting to claim already claimed waifus
baka
>No one picked the best red girl
>>54879135
Close second though.
L I T H E vampire girl get
Don't judge me
>>54879987
Good pick
>>54846479
What?! Asshole, she's mine!
I'm already glued at her ass and giving her the sweet Bushido tic.
>>54858351
Guess it explain the body odor, then.
I love me some Gruul women
>>54846479
>>54846535
>>54846663
>>54846924
>>54847593
>>54847878
>>54850299
>>54851912
>>54852162
>>54852239
>>54852400
>>54853564
>>54858417
>>54861447
>>54869294
>>54869198
I'm surrounded by QUALITY PEOPLE!
>>54848093
She was fine before being turned into an angsty fourteen years old.
This art is especially cute though.
>>54848229
Warcraft artistic direction is all over the place.
Thought thinking of culture interaction isn't that farfetched, but yeah, she's supposed to be an explorer, and given her age and expertise, she would have started working far before the eastern kingdoms came to Kalimdor.
>>54852760
Never touch her left hand tho.
>>54879718
Man, those sure are some lewd soles.
>>54885747
Once again, footfetishfags killing the mood with their degeneracy.
>>54853283
oh look, an Edgel
>>54879847
it still makes you a furfag
>>54885931
Footfags should be gassed for the good of the world.
>I will never experience my innistrad angel waifu succumb to corruption, then subsequently wildly fuck and murder me in senseless fervor.
>;_;
>>54886142Angels do not have genitals, so she'd have to anally rape you. Wich, being already pretty hard to do by herself, is even crazier if she has to deal with her win gs being in the way.
So let's just say she forces herself on you and suck you dry.
>>54886085
True words, brother.
Really like the chick on Deadly Allure
>>54852188
>can see inside her pelvis
Lewdest Nudist
I want tobe__her.
I want to be her benefactor.
I want to be her comrade.
She may be dead, but she a classy lady
>>54888056
One of the few case where a card with a really cgi look looks good.
>>54888108
>fighting with nails
She's shit. SHIIIT
>tfw all your goto cardfu have been claimed already
C U C K E D
>>54866036
Top tier.
Cardfu claimed.
>>54848162
>>54862550
>>54879904
My fellows of African descent!
C L A I M E D
L
A
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If somebody want to share...
she for sure is whilling to do it.
>>54861737
>>54862550
>>54866036
>>54869752
>>54871076
>>54879135
>>54879600
>>54880548
>>54885127
>>54886901
>>54888108
>>54888678
>>54889578
Absolutely top tier, but how has Hanna not been claimed yet?
Claiming down to earth mother material.
>>54848453
>10/10 smoking hot
I'm wondering if we can start a movement in magic to stop printing attractive people, because it promotes unhealthy body image.
We currently have no plus sized Planeswalkers and that's problematic.
YUSS, CLAIMED
Nobody bout to Disrespect Gerrard and just come in and steal his waifu
>>54889687
Nobody bout to come in and disrespect Gerrard
>>54846479
How has nobody taken her yet?
>>54892677
lmfao
wow
>>54890089
I bet I'm more autistic than you
pic related
Some good taste in here.
I want to protect her smile.
>>54870750
That's not the real face. Don't know why someone would try to pass it off as it.
Claimed. Y'all missed out.
>>54888314
>>fighting with nails
>She's shit. SHIIIT
Card is actually a vampire
>>54879540
>Die
More like destroys everything you love and genocides your planet while forcing you to watch
>>54893695
Of course, this means I get the pure waifu version as well.
Claiming
>>54885415
Dammit
How could I have forgotten dat ass
>>54861737
dat mirin' goblin
>>54894418
unless you are claiming for the kneeling dood, she was already claim, the 2 diferent versions
Claiming superior snake pussy
>>54895949
Only saw Fury, makes since someone claimed best angel already.
>>54889687
Y-you stole her from me.
Really? No one claimed the best booty yet? Done!
>image limit reached
Well, I still claim Saffi...
>>54896083
How many times did you cum on that toploader? At least wash it.
>>54897254
Zero?