Stat me /tg/ (MGS3 version specifically)

>>54845357
Armor Class 13 (natural armor)
Hit Points 59 (7d10 + 21)
Speed 40 ft.
STR
20 (+5) DEX
12 (+1) CON
17 (+3) INT
3 (-4) WIS
12 (+1) CHA
7 (-2)
Skills Perception +3
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 13
Languages -
Challenge 3 (700 XP)
Keen Sight and Smell. The Naked Snake has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on sight or smell.
ACTIONS
Multiattack. The Naked Snake makes two attacks: one with its beak and one with its claws.
Beak. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature. Hit: 10 (1d10 + 5) piercing damage.
Claws. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 14 (2d8 + 5) slashing damage.

>>54845357
GURPS

>>54846798
>17 (+3) INT
>3 (-4) WIS
Just what sort of owlbear are we dealing with here?

>>54846866
Owlbear?

Metal Gear Acid Solid Snake > Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake

>>54847446
Yes, Snake. It's a chimeric monster that combines an owl and a bear. It was created by Gary Gygax and first appeared in the game Dungeons and Dragons.

>>54853613
Dungeons and Dragons?

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>>54853613
Gary Gygax, huh?

>>54845357
>tfw you will never feel safe & secure in your cardboard box

>>54846798
He at least knows English and Russian.

>>54857813
I think he knew some French.

>>54845357
Shit I don't have my DtD rulebook at hand, I can't do it. It's no good, I can't do it.

>>54846798
>Keen Sight and Smell

But Big Boss has no sense of smell

Of course I can't find a video but it's in a radio conversation in Snake Eater

>>54858143
Ofc he don't have sense of smell he a snek

>>54858430
In-game it was a fourth wall breaking joke about the player of the game not being able to smell what Snake is smelling.

>>54858983
But he still has his instincts as a gamer.