My Brain Is Bleeding

>>54843273
http://tappedout.net/mtg-card/door-to-nothingness/

>>54843273
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/endless-possibilities-show-yourself-out/

>>54843332
thank you. christ didnt realize id posted the wrong link.

thats the deck.

its entire winning combo is played from the sideboard.

>>54843351
That is a very bad deck, and I don't understand the point.

>>54845733

The point is that you force opponent to commit suicide.

It's one thing to kill your opponent, and another entirely to force him to kill himself.

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>>54843273
Is this a wombo combo thread now?

>>54845733
It's not really supposed to be a good deck. It's more...theory. Proof of concept that it's possible to craft a game so that your opponent can only lose by using Door on themselves.

>>54845791
>>54845944
Can I give you a better idea? Similar concept, give your opponent a Lich mirror- then kill them with infect. They'll perpetually die and reshuffle for the rest of eternity. Or more realistically, until they concede.

>>54846304
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=174818
>10/1/2008
I>f you control *but don’t own* Lich’s Mirror, Lich’s Mirror itself will still be on the battlefield after its effect is finished. If you would lose the game again for any of the reasons above, Lich’s Mirror has its effect again . . . and again . . . and again. An involuntary infinite loop will be created, and the game will end in a draw. (In the case of the triggered ability example given last in the list above, it’s possible that a player could cause the loop to end while the ability is on the stack. None of the loops caused by state-based actions can be stopped at all.)

It technically ends in a tie

>>54846702
Show your opponent a naturalize in hand. Or play a homeward path. Show him you can break the loop, but won't.

Any time I sit down and someone even starts talking about their deck being anything like this, or they start any kind of infinite combo, I just scoop and walk away.

The only people who make and/or play stuff like this have autism, and they are going to feel accomplished and superior no matter what I choose to do, because they do not possess the mental faculties to understand how fucking retarded they are.

>>54848024
Seems like you're just mad people aren't playing with pictures on cardboard, the "right" way.
Of course that may just be your autism showing.

>>54848529
Wow you sure showed that guy

>>54848529
Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.

>>54848024
but anon I have a completely different and original breya deck. you see I'm going to play mana rocks and artifacts then when I get my ashnods altar... and that's when I play the mountain.

>>54848024
>playing one of the three main archtypes of the game means you have autism
i guess there should just only be aggro and control then, what an exciting metagame that will be

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I hate the word troll being used to name anything that isn't something that lives under a bridge and regenerates. That being said, the kinds of fuckery people can craft in theory with cards amazes me

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/the-ultimate-budget-way-to-troll-everyone/

>>54853997
i almost feel kind of sad that people that play this.
they will never get anyone to sit trough their combo and if they do it will just be friends ignoring them and having meaningful interactions with laughter and conversations about life.

hey anon, are you still comboing off? cool you really got us.
no, no response, go ahead, you are a great player.

>>54854372
I don't think anybody ever built this irl. Well, not anybody with friends anyway