/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>54837420
(2/2)

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>>54837420
fuck it, reposting for new bread

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>>54837458

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>>54837481

I want to be a God

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>>54837498

How do you even find /ss/ content? I'm making a CYOA and I'd like some inspiration and art, but it seems we're the only ones to call it /ss/

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>>54837453

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>>54837502
Join us, brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9Ku9HIumpM

>>54837550
Secret service or waffen SS?

>>54837593
Short shota

>>54837584
>Ass Gods
SDA ascended!

>>54837550
Starting strength or steady state?

>>54837598
Try gelbooru or danbooru from the pastebin

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>>54837646

>>54837651
Reminder that otherworldly+soulmate is the best option

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>>54837569
Someone please help me.

>>54837712
Hey I chose that too!

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>>54837723

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>>54837731

>>54837725
>Iseeyouareamanofcultureaswell.jpg

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>>54837689
2B is bae

>>54837764
Why does he still have the shirt on?

>>54837453
>>54837569

Are you the anon trying to create seasons out of this?

I realized while I was considering slightly refocusing my dark knight (post purification), and I realized that I have two rites that I haven't spent.

Should I just spend the rites after redemption, and have that be it for my changes? My original plan was to drop shift and swap thematic for flowing, but with the two unspent rites that would be 6 rites worth of change, and that seems a bit excessive.

I have a plan either way.

>>54837481
Why have munitions marked with a cross for half the cost when those only apply to the communist faction? Just have their cost reduced already.

>>54837896
The halved cost is for the thing that holds the bullet thing not the whole bullet.

>>54837828
I am but a poster of CYOAs. I know of what you speak of, however! Don't worry too much, anon. I'm sure they won't mind a change like that.

>>54837896
because it refers to empty casings which are only useful if you have reload ammunition which is a green spell

>>54837974

Really, what I want to do is switch to the Joy well (unbeknownst to the main girls), and shift some rites to add a little support utility, but I was having so much trouble getting the rites to fit that I dropped it.

I find it difficult to balance out giving the players many choices, and keeping a consistent theme. Anyone else experience this?

Best cyoa to write for?

>>54838127
hello this is dog

There's no way you can predict complete balance, to be honest. Do your best for the release version, and then enter into the balancing phase. Feedback is the #1 helper for balancing, but take it all with a grain of salt. One person may tell you an option is OP while another will say the exact opposite; go with what you can rationalize out of it all.

>>54837441
>SVD
>PM
>Survivalcraft V (Purify Water, Small Game Trap, Minor Tracking, Major Tracking, Reload Ammunition)
>Destruction I (Fougasse)
>Curses V(Blind, Jam, Mechanical Failure, Exhaustion, Scorched Earth)
>Spirit of Sniping I(Move Bullet)

>>54837896 >>54837931 >>54837993
Ah, I get it now. Empty casings are for reloading with the spell.

>4 7.62x55mm empty casings(20)
>1 9x18mm magazine(22)
>KS 23 shotgun(Free)
>2 23x75mmR shot(32)
>5 dry rations(62)
>1 Water(67)
>3 Flameless Heaters(70)
>2 Grenades (80)

General strategy is to keep moving, keep them guessing, lay various traps using local game, exhaust their supplies and take potshots aided with magic(either course correction or use it to set out fougasse traps). The enemy economancer will be both the most visible and the first one to be targeted.

>Team : Klara, Aglaya, Parvana
Klara acts as makeshift suppresion, Aglaya as backup and Parvana as sniper. Which means I'll be taking point, fucking great.

>>54838200
Not about balance and OP, but rather theming. For example, the assassin's guild CYOA keeps it consistent in what it is, but what if offered more?

>>54837453
>>54837569
>>54837723
>>54837731

Old

Joy

All rites at C rank

Tome

Flowing
Strange age - take average affinity

Magical Girl Weakling All-Trades ready for duty!

>>54838332
Well, I can't really tell you then. We need more context to help you.

What specifically do you need to do? What options are you talking about?

>>54837423
Bakudo, Juggernaught, Superhuman.

Trap people in energy cages and recreate the Thunderdome.

>>54838451
I don't want to sully the thread with my silly CYOA issues, it's no biggy. I'll figure it out I'm sure. Thanks.

>>54838484
>sully the thread with my silly CYOA issues
Nonsense. There is no better place to talk about CYOA issues than here.

>>54837420
>Major Skills
Druidism
Superhuman
Regeneration

>Minor Skills
Alchemy
Survivalism
Mysticism

>Free Companion
Arianne the Innocent

>Home
Lair (78)

>Followers
Mage (free)
Steward (74)
Chef (72)
Serfs (71)
Inquisitor (65)
Priestess (57)
Hunter (55)
Guard Captain (50)
Guard x2 (44)
Worker x2 (42)
26 total people

>Items
Longbow (free)
Leather Armor (39)
Waters of Life (17)
Ghost Sword (1)
Dagger (0)

>Quests
Femme Fatale (Arianne the Innocent is the betrayer)
Adventure for Ingredients

Anyone have the assassin's guild one?

>>54838484
There's nothing wrong with talking about CYOA help here, it's entirely on topic and makes this place more productive. Better that than /pol/ or /r9k/ crap, or other drama.

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>>54838612

>>54838528
Well the basis is that pur current bodies are just holding cells for our souls, and once we die our souls are released and a world of opportunity is open to us. What I would do if it were me is live forever, travelling the cosmos with my soul mate. But the CYOA shouldn't be about what I want to do. Maybe someone wants their soul to be reincarnated forever, a rebirth? Or someone wants their soul to not interact often, but be a more godly figure watching over. I want the CYOA to be consistent in theme, if it's too loose it won't be any good. On the other hand, if I limit people too much, no one will have fun.

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>>54838713

>>54838714
What a conundrum... Maybe if those choices have different characteristics but they have access to the same options, but some are in an advantage in certain things could solve the problem? Not sure if i explained myself well.

>>54838780
I could do that, but I'd say to exclude stuff like reincarnation. I think you're right, as long as I keep the theme soul make make sure They are ascended and soul, it will be consistent enough. Thank you.

>>54838714
I like the sound of this and kinda wanna help, but tb h I don't really understand what the problem is. You want choices only focused on staying and doing things in their soul bodies and not reincarnate back into a body? Or are you having trouble writing choices from other anon's pov?

>>54838879
>you want choices only focussed on staying and doing things in their soul bodies

Yes, but the issue was that I didn't want to limit what people can do.

>>54838907
Oh, well I don't think not having a reincarnation option would be that limiting if that's the kind of theme you're going for, there are other ways to live mortal lives, like avatars or physical souls, something not necessarily implying reincarnation.

>>54838957
Or possessions, or constructed false bodies. I get excited just thinking about it. I will go write. Thanks very much.

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Souls controlling elemental forces to create bodies of fire or earth, controlling the minds of choosen people to make only them able to perceive you, or telekinetically holding together pieces of armor to use as a soul's contact with the world. (Pic)
I'm really excited for your cyoa, take your time with it.

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>>54839416

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>>54834581
This is exactly what I want to know.
Someone tell me what I did right so I can repeat it in my next works.

>>54838713
>>54838729
Thanks, Anon!

>>54839416
>Ship
Alien- Abductor

>Interior
Classy

>Facilities
Plant Garden III (19)
Aquarium III (13)
Medical Lab III (7)
Bathing Emenities I (6)
Expanded Cabin I (5)
Recreational- Bar (4)
Crew Quarters- Robobt (3)
Fabricator I (2)
Cloning Tanks I (1)
Augmented Reality Room (0)

>Special Features
Synthetic Android III (4)
AI Companion I (3)
Nanorobot AR I (2)
Powered Armor I (1)
Holographic Map (0)

>Wonders
Alien Creatures
Natural Wonders
Ruined Civilizations

>>54839416
I like the other comfy spaceship better

>>54839673
The yandere one?

>>54839673
There's another one? I don't seem to recall it, please post

>>54839673
The one with drugs or the one that focused on the ship being alive?

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>>54839673
This one? Tb h so do I if only for the ship waifu choices.
>>54839685
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>>54839724

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>>54839698
>>54839724

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>>54839759

>>54839758
Yep

>>54839769
Nani!? A dlc!?

>>54839786
No, it's a loredump

>>54839758
Lame desu

What is your favorite one page non-lewd/romance cyoa?

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>>54839880

>>54837651
Nothingness and Mutate. Sure within a couple short millennia I'll probably be some shoggoth-like monstrosity whose biology and mind are so completely alien that human beings can't even begin to comprehend it, but I figure it'll probably be one hell of a ride.

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All are cute, but I'll probably go with weresheep.

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>>54839880
Update soon

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>>54839880
I think I'm alone in loving this one

But it's a simple power fantasy, so I like it

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And my newest CYOA is the Nemesis DLC: Rivals! But I couldn't let Nemesis stay on version 1.9, so I updated it to 2.0 and added a new page! So I will post Nemesis first and then post the DLC.

Changelog
>The Shadow: Removed the part where your rival got super senses.
>Elementalism: Can be purchased up to 4 times.
>Elemental Weakness:Changed the definition of extreme weakness from superman and cryptonite to vampires and sunlight.
>Banshee: Can have sex, unlike a Lich.
>1 New page added!
>18 New Combo Effects added!

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>>54839954

>>54839954
Well then its not new, is it?

>>54839880
The Gundam one, of course.

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>>54839977

>>54839986
>Well then its not new, is it?
God, you sound like a teenage girl

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>>54840001

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1/2

>>54840007
>defending Cuckgaar Gol

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>>54840021

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>>54840025
2/2

>>54840031
Cuck, our lord and savior

Or cuck our lord and savior. Whichever you prefer.

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>>54840045

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>>54840062

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>>54840083
>>54839954
And finally the DLC which was promised so long ago!

>>54839920
The robot seems fun, and the best overall to match my personality, ut I doubt her cold metallic body would be good for cuddling :(

>>54840031
No, I'm just surrounded by bratty teens so much that certain phrases trigger me. Why did I decide teaching was a good idea?

Example:
16 yr old: "Oh my gawd, could you get any stupider?"
>Scream internally

>>54840178
Anon, it's not anyone else's fault that you hate your life

>>54840099
Neat.

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>>54840099
Are you ESL? Just curious.

>>54840197
He's into femdom and cucking. He's swedish.

>>54840062
>>54840083
>Defiler and Hive Mind both require Monstrify
>both also cause you to lose it in the process
So can you qualify for both (if you have all the required powers), or only one (since you lose Monstrify when you get either of the combo effects)?

>>54840197
This man speaks the truth >>54840219 but there are few fetishes that I'm not into.

>>54840197
What does that mean?

>>54840219
>Swedish
lol

>>54840242
Combo effects are optional. If you qualify for a combo affect you can choose not to get it or to get it. And yes you would have to make a choice between Defiler and Hive Mind.

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>>54840219
>>54840254
>swedish
This

explains

everything

>>54840277
English Second Language

>>54840186
>Anon, it's not anyone else's fault that you hate your life
My life is awesome, its teenagers I hate, teenagers who can't go FIVE FUCKING MINUTES WITHOUT THEIR CELLPHONE IN THEIR HAND!!!!

No joke, it took a weeks worth of detentions and a trip to the headmaster before this girl handed over the cell she was using in class.

>>54840219
>He's into femdom
And it's make him perfect
>cucking
Unfortunately no. He don't make any cuck or NTR CYOA. But I don't lose hope...
Also, haters gonna hate. Tokhar, you are god.

>>54840293
But why not let you have both Defiler and Hive Mind?

>>54840329
Please Anon do not bring me PTSD, i am now free of that torture and i don't want to hear their voices always talking again.

>>54840329
Just tell her if she can put the phone down for a whole class you'll send her a shirtless pic.
I assume you're hot as fuck because that's more fun. Students trying to seduce their teacher is great.

>>54840099
I love that you included so many lesbian pairs in this DLC since giving lesbians the D is one of my biggest fetishes. I know its fucked up but reading hentai where a lesbian couple gets gangbanged and while trying to comfort each other gets me so hard.

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>>54840329
Procreation was a mistake.

>>54837502
I don't want you to be a God.

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>>54840338
Yeah, dab on them haters!

>>54840393
This world was a mistake.

>>54837712
>soulmate
>not keep memory
Enjoy having someone else fuck your waifu for you.

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>>54840348
>But why not let you have both Defiler and Hive Mind?
It makes sense to me lore wise.Might not make sense to you, but to me it makes sense.

>>54840338
>Tok is into femdom
>And it's make him perfect
>Tokhar, you are god
Femdom is a glorious fetish and I like you, are a glorious man.

>>54840380
>I love that the DLC got so many lesbian pairs!
>Raping lesbians is awesome!
Yes it is! Make sure to post some nice lesbian rape build so I can fap to it!

>>54840489
It's still the same consciousness/soul regardless of the new personality and memories. I'd still take Keep Memory tho.

>>54839954
>Lich
>gain Necromancy for free
>lose 3 shards, unless you have Necromancy

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>>54840567

>>54839954
>>54840564
Also similar shit for Elemental, Angel, and De(a?)mon.

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Vampire I guess, but man, this one is edgy as fuck.

>>54840564
>>54840602
Its for the Power: Hybrid. It makes sense if you read Hybrid.

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Skeleton

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CYOA's like this always perplex me in how vastly they underestimate how hard it is to get away with killing people. A person a month? There's no way you're going to use that immortality with that sort of pace.

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>>54840378
>Students trying to seduce their teacher is great.
It's not, it's really awkward when they try being flirty by imitating what they see on TV. It ranges from "Aw, she has a crush" to "Wow, I need to go to my boss NOW before I get accused of impropriety with a minor."

>>54840665
Come to the good ole US Midwest. Just off heroin junkies.

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Mabel.

Guess I'll probably be a dog or something, rest of the suggested animals are worthless herbivores.

>>54840665
Move to a third world country or place with a corrupt government, pay enough money and they'll deliver by the van load.

>>54840521
DON*T ENGAGE HIM

>>54840706
>Spending your immortality in Africa

>>54840099
>Choose fictional character as rival
>Can destroy Daenerys
TAKE MY SHARDS! TAKE THEM ALL!

>>54840489
This is objectively correct.

>>54840746
I was thinking more of South America.

Of course you could buy a private island and pay to have them shipped to you.

>>54840764
She's already been raped multiple times. People have been there and done that, anon.

>>54840631
Not really, since essentially each of the four races just forces you to buy the appropriate magic, rather than giving it to you for free.
Or the "-3 shards" bits have no reason being there, since you get the magic for free, and thus don't need to pay the three shards.

>>54840099
>Alignments
Pretty spooky cyoa you got there.

>>54840665
You can also buy other people's souls. Actually, if you're clever, you can try using Barrister's Writ to protect yourself from the legal complications of murdering someone, because the contracts are magically enforced, and then you get a 1-up and an extra month.

>>54840785
Rape is so passe, I have something more fun in mind.

WHA HA HA HA HA HA!

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How much do you guys like short cyoas with fewer choices compared to larger multi-page ones?

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>>54840895

>>54840883
I know this is Tok. No one but him writes as cringe as this but him.

>>54840156
>implying that she hasn't been coated in multiple layers of cutting-edge polymers engineered to maximize your comfort
>implying all of our scientific development hasn't been for the sole purpose of experiencing one of her hugs

>>54840746
>not dedicating your immortality to uniting Africa into a glorious empire that rivals any throughout history
It's like you don't want a challenge.

>>54840983
Why would I want an empire of ugly black people?

>>54840619
Shit, I guess I choose werewolf and lock myself away during the full moon so I don't kill anyone.

>>54840895
I like Loli Abduction a whole bunch because it's fun and short.
This one has entirely too little text. You can read the entire thing in a minute.

>>54840915
Sorry but I'm afraid not, just another anon who dislikes the character.

>>54840911
One day

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>>54840099
Funny fact, Yvette Forgeron is based on a friends DnD character, which I had her strip searched and fondled by perverted guards, cause they wanted to see if she had been bitten by a vampire. And now Yvette will be fondled and raped for all eternity by horny neck beards on /tg/. Told my friend about it and had a good laugh. The pic is a drawing I made on our party, Yvette is the titty monster with the witch hat.

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>>54841190
>had a good laugh
I'm sure you did.
You need to be sent to a fucking Psychiatrist.

>>54841252
He needs to be shot so that the threads won't be clogged up by his garbage posts that nobody wants to read.

>>54837651
Keep Memory + Choice

Choose alternate universe
Winning

>>54841190
>for all eternity
You have a very optimistic view of the endurance of your works.

>>54840671
>girl flirting pretty heavily with me
>try to get her to focus her energies on school
>she sends me a VERY suggestive pic
>how the fuck did she get my cell number???
>nothing in my training has prepared me for this situation
>decide that scorched earth is the only proper answer
>delete photo, smash phone to pieces, cancel phone plan
>don't get cellphone for the rest of the year

Ahh, the joys of being a male teacher.

>>54841572
fake and gay

>>54841557
>You have a very optimistic view of the endurance of your works.
In the future someone will undoubtedly turn my CYOAs into actual virtual reality games. But it won't happen before I die. Like every true genius is only appreciated after they die. Like me and my fellow geniuses we are before our time.

>>54841190
I romanced my familiar and you disgust me.

>>54839943
I'd wish there was an upgrade for shadow form, like ghost form, permanent invisibility

>>54841190
It's good to know that in addition to making shitty CYOAs, you make shitty drawings too.

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It's a cute little WIP.

>>54841616
Why not speed up the process

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>>54841645
>you make shitty drawings
My drawings are awesome (have another drawing). I have long thought about making a waifu Author CYOA and use my awesome drawing skills to illustrate all CYOA authors who are worthy to be externalized into one of my CYOAs. If I make it I defiantly won't include Roseanon.

>>54841840
This one's cuter, to be fair.

>>54841840
Rosanon did NOT promise to include you as a trader. Why the hate?

How can I morally justify twin soul mate lovers? They would have to love each other as much as I love both of them, no?

>>54841909
Hivemind.

>>54841840
sweet summer child

>>54841572
More like
>Get to classroom in morning to prepare for day
>Open drawer with lesson plans
>Find pair of panties and folded note
>Close drawer and leave room
>Go to female teacher I'm friends with
>Get her to remove panties
>Go to teacher's lounge for more coffee

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Choose your destiny.

>>54840942
This made me happy. Do you think she has a soul somewhere inside of her?

>>54842001
Duh. All cute robots have a soul.

My name's Tok,
I suck cock,
I live alone on an abandoned block.
Brace yourself 'cause here's a shock;
My popularity fell worse then 1929 stock!

>>54841999
Nothing

>>54841999
>>54842065
Same, let this cruel 3d life end

>>54841956
>doesn't even take a deep whiff
You don't have balls.

>>54842065
>>54842125
The train veers at the last moment, missing you completely but crashing into a passing scientist. He drops his syringe, which somehow catapults itself into your forehead, embedding itself deep and injecting its mysterious contents directly into your brain.

You are now both immortal and 20 IQ points lower.

>>54841616
Add to that a very optimistic view of the marketability of your low-quality porn.

I could be wrong, though; perhaps in the future the creative wells will have run so dry that they will have to dip into your highschool-DnD-based teenage masturbation fantasies to fill a demand in virtual reality.

>>54841782
I remember seeing this month's ago

>>54842167
I just repost senpai.

>>54842155
Eh, I can live with 140 iq.

>>54841999
Knife. When seconds matter, the police are only second away. If I can reach out and grab it, I should be able to cut myself out.

>>54841572
It is sad, because literally anything related to a girl can cause you to be prosecuted, even if the girl is the culprit, the girl is the evil one.
It is like a horror movie where a young girl sends her nudes to males to get them arrested
>>54841606
I think based on your perception, these events don't happen as the girls are pure and innocent, and that it is usually the male that is the predator.
A fact is that there is literally no drawbacks or downsides for the girl from law and social view

>>54841999
Knife, bois. I'm outta here. Peace. Goodbye. See ya. Sayonara.

>>54842183
>all the 140 IQ friends I know are the most pessimistic and depressed fucks I have ever met.

Being smart is a curse anon.

>>54841920
If it's a hivemind then what's the point?

>>54842265
two pussies

>>54842239
Fuck off with your ''ignorance is bliss''.

>>54842279
I'm in it for love, not vaginas

>>54842213
nah i don't believe it 'cause none of you nerds gonna get girls looking at you. lol

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>>54842284
He's right you know. Although I don't his having genius IQ friends is bullshit.

>>54842239
Only pseudlets think so. Although I'll be reduced to their lower iq, I do not think I will have forgotten the lessons I learned when I solved philosophy.

>when I solved philosophy.
*Breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>54842311
You can solve something that is not meant to be solved.

>>54842309
Wow did I have a fucking stoke typing that?
I don't believe him having genius level IQ friends is true.

>>54842343
>can't

Welp I need sleep.

>>54842343
Yes, it's very impressive. Everyone says so. They bore me.

>>54842379
Anon go ahead and solve philosophy, by the time you do, the quintessential metaphyiscal qualities that make up humanity already shifted to a paradigm where the answer is obsolete.

>>54842328
This thread never ceases to entertain, does it?

>>54842284
>Fuck off with your ''ignorance is bliss''.
The happiest people I know are idiots, I admire their endless capacity for blind optimism and finding amusement in simple things. I do resent them for thinking the new Ghostbusters was a good movie though.

Reminder to not respond to bait or obvious retards

>>54842452
I will keep my woes thank you.

>>54841999
I'm pulling the first lever.

Would someone mind telling me if this intro is too hammy or not? I've never really written anything "serious" before, and I'd like to make sure what I write doesn't sound too silly or cringey.

[It seems that your life on Earth has ended.
Be it through a tragic accident, malicious intent, or an illtimed sickness, your body has died.
However, as your old life ends, your new one opens up.
Most people in the universe are just consciousnesses piloting their bodies until death. But not all.
Some have a divine spark that so many others do not: a soul.
Upon dying, your soul has been freed, and thus so has your true self. What do you look like? ]

>>54842452
I'd argue that bliss through intelligence and self reflection is a better happiness than one born of ignorance.

First day of required philosophy and ethics class
>"What makes a knife a knife?"
>"If you leave a chair in a dark room and close the door is the chair still there?"
"Does my brain hurt from the stupidity of this class or from banging my head on the desk to reach unconsciousness?"

>>54842543
>>"What makes a knife a knife?"
I don't give a fuck.
>>"If you leave a chair in a dark room and close the door is the chair still there?"
I don't give a fuck.
>"Does my brain hurt from the stupidity of this class or from banging my head on the desk to reach unconsciousness?"
First.
Philosophy is retarded. I'm adamant it was invented so retards thinking they're clever can write their self-fellating thoughts into books and get paid to be NEETs.

>>54842532
It sounds good to me.

>>54842532
>Most people in the universe are just consciousnesses piloting their bodies
Shouldn't that be most people are philosophical zombies? (Unconscious and controlled only by their biology) I figured souls and consciousness are one.

>>54842583
A consciousness created by a brain and one created by God's loving hands are different. If it's God's child, it is a soul and has a bit of divinity in it. I understand the confusion though, and I will fix this to be more clear, thank you.
>>54842577
Thank you.

>>54842572
I like to believe that there was a time when philosophy was what it is supposed to be.

>>54842607
There was, in ancient times when it was more commonly called science.

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>>54841840
>My drawings are awesome
Keep telling yourself that

>>54842572
>I'm adamant it was invented so retards thinking they're clever can write their self-fellating thoughts into books
One of the required books was written by the professor. I procrastinated writing a 6 page paper on what philosophy is until 9 hours before class started. I wrote it in about 8 hours, starting at midnight, and mostly copied from the book. I got a B+ on it.

That taught me a valuable lesson, don't write what your opinion is but what is your teacher's.

>>54842543
>"What makes a knife a knife?"
A short blade made for cutting or stabbing,
>"If you leave a chair in a dark room and close the door is the chair still there?"
Yes.

Philosophy is east. What do I win?

>>54842690
If a man says something, and his wife is not present ... is he still wrong?

Philosophy just like science has devolved into a battle of opinions rather than facts. Humanity is truly garbage.

>>54842702
Yes, if you ask his wife.

>>54842690
Nothing because apparently logic is forbidden in philosophy.

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>>54842721

>>54842690
Turns out philosophy is pointless conjecture and we haven't solved anything. What a surprise.

>>54836359
I know this is way too late of a response to really be helpful, but just to clarify: You're getting your powers from Heaven. There will be more information about them spread across later pages, but basically they are a celestial bureaucracy that you were already working for as a small god before your promotion to full godhood, as alluded to in the intro.

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>>54842740

>>54842543
Jesus Christ
You should just fuck with them constantly.
>>"What makes a knife a knife?"
It has a Sharpness of at least 65, which you can clearly see if you go into the console commands and scroll through the Item List.
>>"If you leave a chair in a dark room and close the door is the chair still there?"
No, if no one is in the room the whole room is de-rendered to save power and computing resources.

>>54842713
When do you think we will actually go extinct? Because i can't fucking wait.

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>>54842755

>>54842543
>First day
>baby questions designed to ease you into the subject

Yeah that sounds about right, did you think they'd just drop you head first into Hegelian dialectics or some shit, retard?

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>>54842782

>>54842790
Probably for the best, it seems that advanced philosophical concepts turn people into insufferable asshats with more attitude than marketable skill

>>54842790
The fuck is a hegel diuretic?

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>>54839954
>Class: Supreme Sorcerer
>Race: Elf (Female)
>Death Option: Death Realm

Powers:
>Transmutation (3)
>Shapeshifting (5)
>Monstrify (8)
>Arcane Magic (free)

Artifacts:
>Secret Hideout (10)
>Scrying Box (11)

Companions:
>Apprentice (16)
>Noblewoman (17)
>Guardian (19)

Drawbacks:
>Signature (18)
>Elemental Weakness: Holy (17)
>Personality (16)

>Quest: Edge of Madness

>Combo Effect: Defiler

>>54840099
>Rival: Gwir Glynwr

Post CYOAs not philosophy

>>54842849
The fuck is a heg dianigger?

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>>54842875
I refuse.

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>>54842875
Why not both?

>>54842543
Anon I was pretending to be retarded when I said I'd solved philosophy

>>54842915
I would pull the lever and chase after the trolley just to watch a crew systematically switch out every piece of the original trolley as it's moving. That's got to be an interesting show.

>>54840099
Wouldn't Nymora and Avaryss be C-N? They definitely seem more chaotic than anything else.

>>54842572
>I don't give a fuck
Anon has spoken. Philosophy is Too Boring for him.

>>54842948
same desu this sounds pretty fun

>>54840099
That dragon is evil. As a matter of fact, a lot of your Chaotic Neutral/True Neutrals seem pretty evil.

>>54842975
More than likely it's just irrelevant. When I was young, broke, and depressed I consumed philosophy texts and lectures incessantly. Listening on the way to work, reading after work, pondering and debating with whomever I could get to engage me. I really did feel like I was on the cusp of some sort of understanding.

Sometimes, I miss that feeling. But it's irrelevant to me now. I'm a grown man with shit to do and my life is good. It's harsh in hindsight to think of what a cocky little shit I was, with all those ideas and no real understanding of...anything. Maybe I'm wrong, but when I see people on here getting hot and bothered over other people with no grasp or care for philosophy, I think they're probably young, dumb, and have nothing going for them too. Projection at it's finest, I'm sure.

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>Open up my infinite archive of CYOA filenames I haven't read yet.
>See that two of them I have opened are the same.
>Close the older one and delete its name from the directory.
>Get around to reading the one I left open.
>It's some version an anon scribbled all over.

>>54842961
They are pretty much indifferent to the concept of order and chaos. CN often challenges traditions, authority and are often anarchists. While TN dosen't give a fuck. TN does what it think is best at the time. Its ok to follow laws and it is okey to break laws. TN is indifferent and Nymora and Avaryss are pretty much apathetic to most things. But I do admit they are a mix of TN and CN, but they are more TN then CN.

>>54843061
>debating with whomever I could get to engage me.
That's exactly where you fucked up, all debating does is turn philosophy into a game of who can talk better, not which philosophy is the correct interpretation.

>>54837731
>>54837723
>>54837723
>>54837731

We support now!

Young

Benevolence

Sol C
Love A
Life S
Tempora C
Shift C
Aqua C
Tech C
Astra C
Circa S
Bloom C
Dexterity C
Mind S
Reserves S

Staff

Thematic (Life)
Pure

Shimmer

Emergency Rescue
Slay Phantoms
Save the World

I was sorely tempted to give this build a gun, considering benevolence grants a free rank in dexterity, but that wouldn't fit with the theme, that being supportive abilities only. I wanted to use the Joy well, but I couldn't S rank life or circa if I did that.

As things stand, if she is alone her only way to effectively combat is to deputize someone else as a magical girl, and then buff the hell out of them.

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Should be done with Soul^3 by Monday.
https://youtu.be/p_AY5pAAbQY
Get hesitantly hyped.

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>>54842922
Fuck off

>>54839943
>Phsyical
Muscle Mass (19)
Regeneration (17)
Stamina (16)
Immunity (14)
Grace (13)
Down Under (12)

>Mental
RPG (10)
Google Glasses (8)

>Paranormal
Shadow (7)
Suggestions (4)
Charm (3)
Phermones (1)
Liar (-1)

>Drawbacks
Late Bloomer

One day, maybe I'll get my answer about there being a time limit on Suggestions. I'd like to use it for long-term programming instead of just 8-14 hours as with Charmspeak.

>>54843061
Right, much better to dismiss a field you don't know much about because of some greentext by some disgruntled student who's butthurt he didn't get that A he so obviously deserved?

>>54840644
Kobold all the way. She's smol, cute, can sing and wants to cuddle!

>>54840644
Slime is a cute

Could someone please post the war hammer 40k cyoa?

>>54843295
Which?

>>54843304
The one in which there are actual figurines used

>>54843117
Mad Scientist when.

>>54842720
>White Knight
>Black Rook
As an immortal teleporting asshole made of force, I will take a vacation to mars.

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>>54843373
After Guardian's finally done.
So... Probably later this Autumn?
I'm also moving to Minnesota at some point between now and then, so that'll probably affect my ability to work on stuff for a bit.

>>54843481
NO ONE FUCKING CARES.
THIS ISN'T YOUR BLOG.

>>54843481
I thought you were a NEET.
>>54843503
Get with the times

>>54843503
Someone straight up asked him anon, stop being so butt frustrated that you aren't him.

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>>54843503
>THIS IS NOT A BLOG FOR CYOA AUTHORS!
What if I told you that that it is?

>>54843575
Don't you have a shitpost to finish?

>>54842543
As someone who did 3 years of philosophy, if you want not to go mad I suggest you focus on the basical concept behind thoughts rather than the inanity of examples and the emptiness of speculations.

That or become a fuck-hat.
Dropping out is also an option.


I should really work more on my WIPs rather than being here.

>>54843620
>As someone who did 3 years of philosophy
lol.

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>>54843620
>As someone who did 3 years of philosophy,
This place is dead.

>>54843575

I'm tempted to use one of your CYOAs against you.
It just needs a small Jean-Paul Sartre tweak.

>>54843620
>anon is not interested in philosophy gen-ed
>better drop out!

Philosophyfags, everyone

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>>54843534
>I thought you were a NEET.
That's precisely why I'm getting out of this ass backwards desert.
Minnesota has a better a healthcare system, so it'll be easier to get all the drugs I need to treat my garbage fire of a brain.
If you think I'm autistic and cringy now, you definitely don't want to see me off my meds.
Hopefully, this will allow me to go back to college and I've got family in Minneapolis so I should be able to finally get my shit together.
Anyway,
>/blogpost
Back to the Forge and the Oven!

>>54843674
>new Nanashi literally today
>no smug loli
suffering

>>54843674
Your stemlordness is exactly what kills magic on your CYOAs.

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>>54843723
>you definitely don't want to see me off my meds.
All these autistic people, mainly authors crowding and shitting everywhere, desperate for even a sliver of attention on this board, I'm starting to see why people call this community total shit. I feel somewhat embarrassed to have made cyoas here not realizing how bad it is.

Hey anon why are your cyoas so... white?

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>>54843839
Because brown is objectively the most disgusting colour, look it up. No literally do

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>>54843857

>>54843827
You are free to leave Anon.

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>>54843827
>whines about authors being autistic and shitting everywhere
>deliberately responds to it instead of posting content or positively contributing to the thread
Be the change you want to see, bitchboi

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>>54843905

>>54843738
I think Ordion mentioned he was in engineering before, think that explains a lot?

>>54843918
You think change is that easy? Just post a cyoa and wow! everyone are suddenly respectable people.
Nobody is allowed to have a negative opinion about the state of the board huh? Feels like reddit here. especially with Tok back.

>>54839920
kitsune is probably the comfiest to sleep with

>>54843859
What about brown waifus?

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>>54844036
The purity of a child overpowers the disgust for the colour.

>>54844042
So you would be fine if a black baby came from your white wife?

>>54839920
Damn, it's either the Kitsune, Automaton, or the Demon. The marriage contract doesn't seem too appealing, so Demon will be out. Kitsune is super-fluff, but I stay up a little too much for my own good, anyway. Automaton knows the stuff, though. The ideal sort of wo/m/an.

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>>54843960
>You think change is that easy?
Rome wasn't built in a day, Anon.
Every post you make that make whining is a post wasted.

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>>54837423
Why are some of those dragons wyverns?

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>>54843738
>Your stemlordness is exactly what kills magic on your CYOAs.
My CYOAs are pretty outlandish, though. I'm sorry I don't offer omnipotence to NEETs on a plate, I guess?

>>54844061
I'm not talking about disgusting 3D shit here, 2D children are pure.

>>54844065
The voices and actions of shitposting authors are louder than those who never speak up. I doubt change will ever occur unless they are thrown from their high places and their guts splattered on the ground.

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>>54844075
That accusation really bothered you, didn't it? Out of nowhere you've defended how you are "not obsessed with weak protagonists" more than once.

Why do people make builds and not write any text about what they will do with their build? Like its just a bunch of options you picked, no flavor and no story to it.

>>54844042
"No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth"- Plato
I agree with this completely.

>>54839758
Relies on my knowing what 'dere' means and I'll never forgive you for the fact that I'm going to know that forever now.

>>54839932
>one year is 3 seconds
that means 1 day is .0082 seconds or 1/121th of a second

>>54844075
>I'm sorry I don't offer omnipotence to NEETs on a plate, I guess?
Well i personally i "just" want to not die of old age and a waifu... And maybe some neat magics.

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>>54844147
Because you guys make fun of me when I write out my adventures as a cute girl with lots of cute bfs!

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>>54843723

I have faith in you ZBG!! I know you can do it.

But srsly, when you will finish that last cyoa you were making?

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>I agree with this completely.
Excellent, I hope you also agree with this.

>>54844075
They're not. Your magic always obeys scientific rules, and your CYOAs are clinical and hollow because of it.

I don't know why you think omnipotence has anything to do with anything.

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>>54844213
>>54844147
I always forget that stupid post linking thing.

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>>54844130
>That accusation really bothered you, didn't it?
Are you trying to sound sinister or something? I'm just baffled at how dumb you people can be, which is why I don't feel bad about rejecting feedback I don't like.

>>54844175
Play another CYOA, then.

>>54844216
>Your magic always obeys scientific rules
I didn't think summoning skeletons was scientific.

>>54844147
>not write any text about what they will do with their build?
That is almost every build I post.
>>54844202
Your excellent collection of butts never fails to impress or brighten my day.
>when you will finish that last cyoa you were making?
I'm writing up the first of the Earth options as we speak.
I'm shooting for Monday, but we'll see how that plays out.

>>54844191
Slut.

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>>54844246
>I'm shooting for Monday, but we'll see how that plays out.

I know you can do it!

>>54840796
like really no matter what you pick its gonna be amazing

although...
>companion:ducky
>prebath prep: sex

>>54844239
>I didn't think summoning skeletons was scientific.
Not with that attitude! But actually anon means your magic follows reliably understandable rules.

>>54844275
Is that a bad thing?

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>>54844065
>Best Saberface

Post the cyoa that activates your almonds every time.

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>>54844275
>your magic follows reliably understandable rules
...Uh, I feel more positive about this than anything else.

>>54844289
I'm fine with it either way, but many people do not like magic being that way.

>>54844239
Don't confuse scientific for "like the real world".

Reliably understandable rules aren't the problem -- as I said, scientific or even videogamey rules are.

>>54844325
Well, yeah. Like I said, your STEMlordness kills your magic. I'm certain you don't do it on accident.

>>54844330
Well magic as science is not used often in CYOAs so i welcome the change. It also makes the "Lol magic does not progress or advance so technology always wins" Disappear so it is bonus points to me.

>>54844404
Magitech isn't much better desu
Not unless it's done better than "normal tech, but with glittering lines everywhere".

>>54844216
>wahh waahh wahhh
There is a reason SDA is a author and you are not. It is the same reason why your children will never achieve anything and why your name will never be known to more then a couple of dozens people. It is the reason why all you can do is complain and never achieve or create anything.

>>54844246
>I never write text to my builds
Shame on you! But why? I don't understand why.

>>54844191
>Because you guys make fun of me when I write out my adventures as a cute girl with lots of cute bfs!
Come on do it! I need some builds to bully and rape with Nemesis.

>>54844213
I do not agree with that. A true man does what he wants and if he wants to die then he should be dead. Whoever wrote that is not a true man.