stat him

>>54830373
-3 hp

level 3 fighter/rogue owlbear

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>>54830373
>filename

>>54830373
Luck: 99999 (+99994)

>>54830506
not gonna lie id fuck 'im

>>54830373
Based/10

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>>54830655

>>54830655
dubs dont lie

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>>54830373

>>54830373
3 Fighter and 2 Rogue with luck reroll feats

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>>54830373
>-25 to dragon slaying

>>54830977
Dubs dont lie dont lie about dubs not lying

>>54831877
Dubs don't lie about dubs that don't lie about dubs not lying

>>54830655
>>54830977
>>54831877
>>54831890

THIS THREAD IS BLESSED

>>54830373
fockin legend /10

>>54831414
With the next level up he's either gonna get +10 to dragonslaying or switch sides to the dragon-dwarf alliance.

Gotta have something like "Sass +50" in there somewhere.

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>>54830655
>>54830977
>>54831877
>>54831890
I can't even

>>54830373
bad pussy/10

>>54830373
Types: Veteran Partner
Powers: Deep Trust & Crisis Adrenaline
Qualities: Former Mercenary & Attractive
Roots: Money
Stats:
Athletics 8
Affection 5
Cunning 9
Skill 6
Luck 4
Will 7

>>54835569
fucked up the stats, corrections:
Athletics 5
Affection 4
Cunning 6
Skill 6
Luck 4
Will 7

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>>54830373

5e?
5 Battlemaster Fighter/ 3 Swashbuckler Rogue

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>>54831877
>>54830977
>>54830655
Truly based.

>>54830655
>>54830977
>>54831877
Dubs confirm Bronn as most based character in any medium ever

>>54830373
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater
Protector of Stokeworth
Azor Ahai Reborn
The Prince That Was Promised
Rightful Lord of the Seven Kingdoms
Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3–8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6–8 HD (Large); 9–15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
A Ser Bronn of the Blackwater's coat ranges in color from brown-black to yellowish brown; its beak is a dull ivory color. A full-grown male can stand as tall as 8 feet and weigh up to 1,500 pounds. Adventurers who have survived encounters with the creature often speak of the bestial madness they glimpsed in its red-rimmed eyes.
COMBAT
Sers Bronn of the Blackwater attack prey - any creature bigger than a mouse - on sight, always fighting to the death. They slash with claws and beak, trying to grab their prey and rip it apart.
Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, a Ser Bronn of the Blackwater must hit with a claw attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity.

>>54830373
Bronn
Mercenary
Lannister Character (Unique)
Cost 1
Strength 5, Military icon
During a challenge in which you are the defending player, Bronn gains a Military icon, an Intrigue icon, and a Power icon.
Marshaling Action: Pay 1 gold to take control of Bronn. (Any player may initiate this ability)

>>54830373
Bronn was my favourite character. I'd fuck him. No homo

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>>54830655
>>54830977
>>54831877
What is happening

Pathfinder fighter(cad) level 7 mobility build with improved improvised weapons.

>>54830655
Came here to post this, glad you got dubs anon.

NE human male Rogue 2/Fighter 2

>>54834125
Nah, I think he's gonna lose his Plot Immunity pretty soon.
He's low enough on the Totem Pole that he can be killed off so that the story can keep pretending that Anyone Can Die, leaving important people like Elsa and Generic Fantasy Protagonist #5342 and The Guy With The Best Lines to survive until the end.

>>54839529
Honestly, I dig the idea that Bron is one of those characters that subsequent generations will find mentioned in history books, and they'll always wonder how this one guy was passed from faction to faction, serving blond wankers, stabbing blokes, and asking for a bigger castle. The fact that Bron survives just stresses that the foolish and unlucky are all dead.

>>54838606
OP here, same dude

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>>54839529
>Else
my sides

>>54839677
>>54839529
>>54838606
>>54834125
I'll be honest if Bronn dies, I will be inclined to stop watching the show out of spit

>>54839901
>Else
I can't type

>>54839677
I always wonder about the scholarly debates regarding Dothraki deeds.
"No, clearly, the 'crown of fire' is just an exaggeration, if not an outright legend."
And then one day they find the remains!

>>54836322
>8 feet and weigh up to 1,500 pounds
EXCUSE ME

r*ddit-tier show/10

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>>54843312

>>54843344
le edgy fat man with fat pink mast and shitting brown water xd

>>54839677
Sir Bronn Castamere of Blackwater

The greatest knight in Westeros

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>>54830373
Soon

What is dubs may never lie

>>54843300
It's the stats for an Owl-bear.
The meme is that when anyone ask 'stat me/him' the Owl-bear's stats are used.
Because it is an hilarious meme.
Can you not feel the hilarity coursing through you?
Ha.
And so-on.

>>54844654
Who is this fatso

>>54845290
>what are filenames

>>54845290
>what is a filename

>>54845319
>>54845332
He's not a Game of Thrones character

In the show he is a DMPC with no stats, the dm just looks at the die roll, thinks a moment, and then announces he was successful

>>54845347
I don't watch the show, but I think he turned up in one episode and died in the next, he's quite prominent in the later books.

>>54845347
Except he is, just an extremely minor one in a show that only wants to focus on main characters now.

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>>54845347
Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me.” The fat man’s fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. “My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home.

>>54845191
thanks zizek

>>54839529
>The Guy With The Best Lines
Bronn is the one with the best lines thou