dungeon and dragons stories

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>>54828904
>Be me in grade 7
>Never heard of RPGs
>See some kids playing D&D
>Ask to join, all friendly like
>Told that I'm "too young"
>MFW they were 8 months older than me (grade 8)
>Go off to game shop
>Buy my own books
>Invite some random kids to play
>Get 6 players together and game away
>The first group was curious about my game but never asked to join
>Rock the RPG world for the next 6 years in middle and high school

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>freshman in high school
>a few seniors put together a club focused on tabletop games
>play for a couple of days with what we think is a standard campaign
>shit gets real serious real fast after a boss encounter
>town fills with darkness and every pc finds themselves in a white void
>supposed to be a lesson to teach us that violence isn't always the answer
>we're all dip shits and try to kill the invincible shadow creatures the dm rolls up
>pic is our characters afterwards

>>54829911
>be 5 years ago
>be 15 yo
>be playing 3.5
>be playing rogue
>party helping small militia against horde of evil
>we're surrounded
>orcs
>goblins
>trolls
>ogres
>a mountain giant
>too many
>some start praying
>some start crying
>barbarian rages
>mage searches for useful spells
>cleric & pala get ready
>me unsheads once again shortswords
>the horde of ugly fucks it's just a minute to sweep us
>"anon go and kill the giant"
>"wat"
>"they gonna be demoralized if you kill giant"
>can't even argue cuz barbarian throws me at the thing
>ridiculous
>rolls 20
>GM allows it
>fly a good 20 metres directly to the giant
>from the air see something
>soldiers
>ohgodthanks.png
>realize that gonna land
>ohgodno.png
>firmly grab cloth of the giant
>dumbfuck can't hit me
>start climbing
>using swords
>dealing damage
>get to the head
>thing blows
>firmly grabbing hair
>start goin berserk in it's face
>hear trumpets
>godthankyou.png
>rain of bolts and arrows
>fuck.nothing
>giant gives me cover
>giant it's pretty weak now
>finish it cutting the neck
>giant falls
>and so do I
>In The End.mp3
>wake up on bed
>nurse calls some important randy
>shining armor guy
>"you are very brave, you were fighting all by yourself out in the battlefield"
I literally got enough wealth to buy one full staffed personal boat, I got one level up before all my comrades, was named honorific something from that town and my deed became very widespread in the region. All because the GM was high as fuck. Never played with him again.

>>54828904
That story is sad.

>>54830701
>Never played with him again
Why though, that GM sounds awesome