I am sick of seeing Shit 40k Shirts

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>>54827628

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>>54827678

it's a known fact that autist only wear graphic tees

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>>54827834

I have a 40k T shirt I wear out sometimes. It's red and has the world eater "fanged circle" in yellow. It's sufficiently minimalist that most normies would just assume it's some generic design or logo.
Besides:
>caring about what normies think
Pathetic

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>>54827849

>>54827597
Everything in the thread is trash garbage except this, which is outstanding.

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>>54827859

Plain designs are fine.

Everything here makes my eyes bleed

If your graphic tee has sentences down the front in book-like format, it is shit. Sorry.

>>54827583
I like how this is somehow more embarrassing than a normal wolf shirt

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>>54827869

>>54827930
I'd buy that if there were no text, or if there were text, but most of the letters were crossed/blacked out so it just said "WAAAGH!"

>>54827869
>I am my father's son
I'm imagining random people being so confused by that shirt

>>54827901
Minimalist 40k apparel is pretty sweet, like for some of those shoes.
A pair with either Alpha or Ork emblems would look pretty cool. Most of the thread replies look like eye diarrhea

>>54827901
I'd legit wear the Alpha Legion one

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>>54827878

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>tfw have this shirt

>>54827930
>le gamers meme
Christ that's cringey. Does anyone actually like that?

>>54827952
All the textless ones work
Though WHY they didn't try to print the chapter logos on the shoulders...

>>54827597
this one is ok

>>54827901
The Fists and WE look okay, actually.
Kreigers probably would without the caption.

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Jesus died for this

I suspect he regrets it

>>54827930
>Even my t-shirt has a chip on its shoulder

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>>54828027
the fuck

>>54827965

You would not actually believe the kinds of people in the meme/franchise t-shirt industry.

There's people out there who just take whatever image from wherever and juxtapose it with some meme or another to make a shirt design. These people are generally uncreative types.

Then there's the autists who cannot understand humor; I don't mean that they don't have a sense of humor, but that they don't understand it. Like, they just sort of... try to construct a "joke" from what appears to be a mindset completely removed from that of a human who might have, at some point in their life, laughed genuinely at some assemblage of words and context and meaning that would be recognizable and often funny to other humans with similar experiences. These people are the kind of nerd that should never have left the basement.

Then there's the kind that are generally exploitative of IP for their own profit, and generally don't care that their product is a poor quality one because they know that some stupid sucker is going to give them $20 for it. These people are generally sociopaths, and often consider nothing of exploiting their own workers and competition's product when they hit the vendor's sections at cons.

>>54827667
i lost

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>>54828188

>>54827901
I'd say it reflects the ethos of 40k to have overdone designs. The plain ones are disappointing compared to something really baroque

>>54827573
This is my strongest cringe last few months.
How is it accomplished?

>>54828275

I follow that meme page...

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>>54828351

I like this design.

>>54828351
Yeah, but it should be overdone in the right way. Just shit tons of (lets be honest here) cringey text isn't baroque or gothic. It's just ugly.

>>54827573
I never knew of these but I feel you.
These texts are cringyworthy. How is someone going to read all of >>54827614 without getting bored?

Graphic Tees are fine during game nights or if you don't plan to leave the house. But you should never where them outside around normies as they likely won't understand the reference coupled with the fact that graphic tees look like shit in terms of style

>>54828586

I concur. Graphic tees are generally terrible, and should not be a standard part of anyone's everyday clothes save for when it's relevant.

>>54827583
>hey dude sick game of thrones shirt

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>Reee! You can only wear this clothing in this specific way because I say so, and it bothers me when you don't!

>>54828586
Eh. They're passable if they look alright and it's a really casual setting. Band tees, some of the more minimalist graphic ones, etc are okay

>>54828813
>REEEE DON'T CALL ME OUT ON MY TACKY CLOTHES

Nice three wolf moon shirt, Anon.

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>>54828813

Autist detected

This thread and others have inspired me to give up graphic tee-wearing in public aside from when it's relevant (game night at an LGS or with friends) or when it's minimalist (some band shirts, graphics with bare minimum or no text).

>>54828958
Same.
I tossed out all my shirts except for some subtle ones. it's amazing how well you can look in just a plain grey T-shirt.

>>54827614

This is definitely ADB approved.

>>54827583
The fuck does that even mean

>>54830332

It means to use your willpower to make your desires reality.

>>54827597
this one is pretty good

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>>54828504
these ones aren't bad

there rest I probably would have worn when I was 13

>>54830332
Think what you want to. Preferably about wolves

>>54828813
How many of these shirts to you own anon?

This thread made me realize I'd love a Crimson Fist shirt

>>54828909
If you wouldn't wear a 3 wolf moon shirt in 2017 you can go fuck yourself.

The shirt happened, became overused, and died. So now it's quasi-cool to wear but only occasionally.

>>54833747
Ive got one. Chicks dig it.

>>54828813
They're tacky dude, if you like them that's fine, but they're still tacky, and will get you more then a handful of weird looks

>>54827667
I dunno this one looks really good to me

>>54833747
What I wanna do is find another off-brand silk-screen Goku shirt.

While were on the subject, since when did /tg/ start giving a shit about what normalfags think of their clothing?

>>54827700
>wearing a flag with tits on it

Way to get yourself kicked out of shit

>not hiding your powerlevel in public

...why?

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>>54827573
I bought pic related from a guy at Redbubble last year which I thought worked well. Fluffy but not overly edgy.

>>54827573
Literally seen one of those in office yesterday.
On a cleaning service lady, guess her son grew out of it, I mean it was only like XL.

>>54828027
Think of it this way - Jesus dies for our sins, if we were to stop sinning, he would have died for nothing.

>>54827573
Here in northern Europe this kind of unofficial merch seems to come mainly from eastern Europe, possibly because they seem less worried about being charged with bootlegging or possibly because eastern europeans like overdesigned, tryhard shit.

>>54834848
>possibly because eastern europeans like overdesigned, tryhard shit
Comrade heave you ever seen East Orthodox church from the inside? Of course we do!

>>54834843
You're a creepy fuck with rapey eyes rasputin. Cut it out

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>>54827930

>>54827901

Only good ones in this thread, the rest is cringe worthy garbage.

>>54827645
Daily reminder that everything is Magnus' fault.

>>54835287
I'd give her my heresy of ya know what I mean

>>54827573
but they are officially liscencesed otherwise they'd be sued

>>54827645
These shirts might have been okay if it weren't for the cringe novellas around the logo.

>>54827573
>reveal your power level
What kind of coward gives a shit if other people know you like to play miniature wargames? Nobody's ashamed of liking baseball, the most boring fucking sport there is.

I mean, I'm not a fan of 40k personally but who are you hanging around that will freak out if they find out you like to play an overpriced board game?

>>54834398

>>54834806
It's nice

>>54835684
This.

The minimalist ones are pretty good. It's as long as they don't have some grungy text around them that makes them really tolerable. Probably why I'll get a shirt or something from the Warhammer Wargear site.

>>54828275
Looks like Da Muthafuckin Share Zone, which usually gives me a chuckle on twitter.

>>54828813
>I'm allowed to look like as much of a turbosperg as I want
Yeah, I guess. We're just trying to warn/help you, anon.

>>54835684
this is very true but i would hate to hang around a sperg that spouted 40k shit all the time.

>>54827710
This, don't be that guy

>>54835684
Some of us enjoy sex, believe it or not.

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>>54827628

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>>54827573
Make way for Best 40K!

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>>54836929
This is a false dichotomy.

If you're a neckbeard and wear Gucci you ain't gonna get laid. If you're Chris Hemsworth and wear the edgiest ADB wet dream praise Chaos xDDDDD t shirt you're gonna have bitches wanting your d. If you're a normal dude and wear a 40k t shirt, even the overdesigned ones with an entire codex on them, the actual extent to which it will effect you is negligible. Normies don't know shit about 40k and, frankly, pay little attention to other people. They'll probably just think it's the cover for some Lynyrd Skynyrd album or something.

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>>54837192
If I saw a Fa/tg/uy or Ca/tg/irl with this shirt sticking out of their pants, I'd lose my spaghetti.

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>>54837231

>>54837231
I'd buy this one tbqh. Especially as it has based Guard and Crimson Fists on it

>>54827667
Needs a t-shirt with "Death to the enemies of the false emperor."

>>54828586
>being this much of an effeminate faggot
>not just fucking wearing band shirts and ripped jeans and hoodies whenever you fucking want
>literally acting like a woman

I mean I guess if you're physically fucking hideous you have to compensate by kowtowing to whatever rags some nigger rapper hocks at some overpriced fucking faghole at the mall, sure. Otherwise...

>>54827667
I feel like you could make a bunch of cash selling this one at Antifa rallies.

I dunno, I got this one for a relatively normie friend who doesn't play but enjoys the HH books and he loves it.

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>>54837242
Typical 40K 'Game Face'

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>>54837266
And of course the '40K Pro-Painted' T-shirt

>>54836929
>not being in a fully realized relationship with someone you care for and identify with, where sex is frequently and lovingly shared and your partner couldn't give less of a shit what hobbies you enjoy or whether or not you wear clothing representing images from said hobby

Wow, you're a fucking failure of a human being. Guess I'm the fucking loser for this Opeth shirt - was a pretty sweet fucking concert but I guess I've gotta go kill myself or something lol

You're a fucking faggot.

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>>54837265
Derp, missed pic.

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>>54837284
And for the Chaos playas...

>>54827614
>the fucking US flag in the background

>>54837303
I unironically want one

>>54837451
https://www.redbubble.com/people/farfuture/works/12545675-malice-above-the-palace?grid_pos=1&p=t-shirt&rbs=f1d4d334-f913-4c42-b4ea-c5e9c2a0f99d&ref=shop_grid

Is there any good nid shirts. All I have is a custom pin off of ebay.

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>>54837474
Might as well post it

You might almost be better off making your own graphics and uploading it to a make your own shirt company

>>54830332
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Obviously

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I don't get these shirts. I don't even tend to associate 40k with "heavy metal" aesthetics these days.

Maybe back in the 1980's or early 90's. Certainly there was a connection back then. But 40k has outlived the mainstream popularity of the metal aesthetic itself.

I actually enjoy 40k for it's more medieval-esque looks these days. Space monk knights and all that.

>>54837200
This guy gets it.

>>54834843
There's a good chunk of Paul's writings that say the opposite of that.

>>54837200
I mostly agree except that if a shirt had an entire codex printed on it only neckbeards would wear it, since it would only come in plus sizes.

>>54839705
>Paul
>Falling for the Paulite meme
>In the 7525th Year of the World

>>54827748
THIS x100000000000. Simple, and straight to the point. The anti-cringe.

>>54834527
If you care that much what others think then just wear a suit and tie.

>>54827597
>>54827958
These are fun.
>>54828586
This - you have to wear the appropriate clothing for the appropriate situation.

>family gathering/office picnic
Normal shit, like "GENERIC GARAGE No. 76" or whatever crap you can find in Walmart. You might get away with a t-shirt that's got a logo from something everyone recognises e.g. Ghostbusters, Superman
>dress-down day at the office/public social gathering with friends
You could get away with the non-shitty shirts in this thread, or even one your shirt with the Weyland-Yutani logo (please substitute whatever fictional company you like)
>gaming night
Go nuts, it's not like anyone will complain - nerd fallacy and all that
>>54837303
This is actually cool

>>54827965
I knew a kid in high school with a shirt like that.