You know there are other alignment systems right? Palladium's

Is there a Trump alignment chart? He's said so many things across the radar that you could pick out a quote for every possible alignment.

What the fuck is the "bottle hack"?

>>54822121
lawful evil here, i put it in a box afterwards so i guess i pretend to be lawful good

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>>54822121
ive been chaotic neutral my entire life and i didnt know it.

>>54822273
Seconding this

Otherwise I'm neutral or chaotic evil most of the =time and my wife hates it.

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>>54822273
>>54822451

>>54822451
>leaving the bag open
literally a deal breaker, I wouldnt be in a long term relationship with someone who did this

>>54822513
I'd end a relationship with someone who ate bagged bread

>Anarchist (selfish)
What? That is literally the opposite of what an anarchist is. Or is it more referring to the molotov cocktail "rules suck man" stereotype?

>>54822565
Chaotic Good

>>54822507
I'm not convinced that this works with a whole loaf of bread.

>>54822513
We've gotten to the point where we buy separate breads. It works out though bc she doesn't like wheat and I do.

I also do this with chip bags.

>>54822121
I like MtG's color pie

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>>54822121
>an alignment chart that finally has me neutral evil
I dont see why it is though, its the most efficient way to open or close the bag in an effective way. Should be lawful neutral >>54822254
You could do it even easier with the news on trump between huffpo, cnn, bbc, and breibart

>>54822121
Palladium may have alignment but WoD does not. Only an entry level Masqueradefag would even think to compare Humanity to alignment, and of course, they have essentially no idea that Roads and Paths other than Humanity have no conventional moral hierarchy, let alone can they fathom the existence of WoD splats other than fucking basic bitch Nighty Nibblers.

>>54822121
Alignment systems suck. You can't just condense the entirety of ethics, philosophy, and human values and behaviors down to a handful of boxes. If you go simpler than D&D, it's even more forced and artificial. If you go more complex, it's more confusing without solving the problem. Your sooper speshul alignment system that's just D&D with some slight tweaks isn't any better, either.

So you're never going to improve on D&D's, and at least it's famous enought that most people who have any chance of playing a TTRPG have at least a vague understanding of it

>>54822587
>That is literally the opposite of what an anarchist is
You mean, that's literally the opposite of what anarchists think an anarchist is

>>54822587
Anarchism is by definition "I adhere to no rules", it has nothing to say on how selfish someone is

>>54822507
>cutting up bottles
Does your country not have recycling deposit, you barbarian?

>>54822701
My favorite part of this image is how you can switch out the name for any liberal politician and everything else will fit.

Actually, that's not true. My favorite part of this image is imagining how butthurt the creator was when he made it.

>>54822277
Fuckinf playez not stixkin to their alaiment RREEEEEEEEE

>>54822808
only some american states do, and even then it's only on carbonated or alcoholic beverages, excluding liquor/liqueur.

>>54822880
My favorite part of this comment is imagining how butthurt the creator was about Trump actually being the best president since jfk when he made it.

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>>54822880
hm, you're right, lets go to the front page of the huffington post and see which liberal politican is being shat on today ...

>>54822952
>best president since jfk
>jfk
>Not Reagan
Confirmed troll and not someone who actually believes it.

>>54822880
I have no doubt that the creator is a blind trump lover but doesnt make the image less true, now stop projecting

>>54822980
Not him but reagan was horrendous and incompetent from any non-"cuckservative" viewpoint

>>54822969
the huffington post is a liberal outfit you dumbass. Try fox news or the daily mail

>>54822980
Raygun allowed Kalif al Merkel to rise to power.

>>54823071
Wouldn't it be Kalifa?

>>54823068
The huffpo is literally what the original image is parodying you retard

>>54823068
But anon the point is that people I don't like do things I don't like
If you make me look at the people who agree with me doing the same thing I might have to have a modicum of self awareness for even a nanosecond

>>54822277
Chaotic evil here, fuck wasting the time on wrapping that up, I'm gonna eat that bread before it dries up anyways

>>54823206
Its not about it drying up its about the fucking roachesgoing in and pooping on it while they eat

>>54823068
I went to both Fox News and Daily Mail. There was no front page headline, or any headline, that shat on any liberal politican.

>>54823233
Trump is the president so more articles will obviously be written about him.

I'm sure in the last week the Daily Mail has done a front page about Jeremy Corbyn and his ties to Venezuela or something

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>>54823233
Man it's almost as if the party in power is the focus of the media

>>54822121
I use a clothes peg.

>>54822277
I mean if it's a shoebox you're still LE

>>54823231
Just keep it in the fridge.

>>54823694
bread goes stale faster if its cold

>>54822121
>eat almost exclusively rolls
What am i?

>>54822808
>Implying plastic and paper recycling aren't a massively inefficient scam that people like because it lets them FEEL like they're helping without changing their lifestyle in any way

>>54823793
A patrician, of course.

>>54822121
Somebody have any fun, totally-not-serious alignment charts or systems lying around? Looking for inspiration.

>>54822587
Siembieda meant it in a colloquial sense.

>>54822776
That's a colloquial use. Anarchism is a socio-political ideology first espoused by Pierre Proudhon (but with some historical precursor thinkers), the name of which means "no rulers."

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>>54822121
>Palladium's Alignments

NO NEUTRALS ALOUD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>54822952
Trump hasn't been the president for even a year yet. Good OR bad, let's judge whether the man was "the best president since JFK" or "literally Hitler" AFTER his term's been completed (or DURING any attempt at a coup/overthrow of the electoral process that may occur on either side.)

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>>54823835
Yes, anon, the styrofoam factory in the outskirts of my city is a scam. It even produces fictional styrofoam sheets and false styrofoam containers!

>>54822121
What if I tie a knot but I feed the end of the bag back through the knothole so you can just tug on the end of the bag to undo the knot easily

>>54823835
So you are saying the main reason why there is such thing like cheap and disposable paper towels and toilet paper is in fact a scam and they are so cheap due to an evil conspiracy?

Or how producing recycled paper for cheap-ass book printing is a lie and the price is artificially dumped down?

That might also explain how recycling doesn't change people lifestyle by forcing them to separate their trash and throw paper, glass, metal and plastic separately. And how the iron works two towns away is totally overpaying by melting scrap metal. Or that bottle factory in the county - they just collect those bottle screws to confuse people!

What next? Water fluoridation is the tool of the communists to take over America?

>>54822451
>letting the bread get all stale and old after like one day
what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

>>54823524
My african american brethren

>>54822329

A Poptart is never, and will never be a sandwich.

Unless you are using two Poptarts to sandwich another, different kind of Poptart. Then I guess that counts.

>>54823793
Fat

Why do rolls taste better than bread? Butter.

>>54822121
No-alignment is a better system.

When you label a character as good or evil or lawful or chaotic, you pidgeonhole them and limit what they can be. It turns them into a flat character. Yes, they can change alignments and there is nothing actually stopping them from doing whatever, but thinking of them in such shallow terms is psychologically limiting.

For instance, if a character is in a situation being antagonized by a priest, to determine how he would react, you would ideally stop to think "does he have any history with priests? What was his childhood like? Was his town religious? Were his parents? Did he have any religious experiences? What are the church's beliefs? Are they compatible with his?" But with an alignment system you just think "he's chaotic so he hates authority figures" or "he's good and its a good-aligned god so he doesn't fight them". There's no complexity or nuance to your decisions anymore.

>>54822121
> Chaotic Neutral
I am okay with this.

>>54822329
> Structural Neutral, Ingredient Purist
I am surprised and feel as if I need to expand my horizons. Also, I'd like to try that ice cream waffle... thing now.

God damnit 4chan.

>>54822587
>t. 14-year-old

>>54822329
Structural Rebel, Ingredient Purist/Neutral Master Race reporting in.

>>54822121
My wife tears off a little strip of the bag and uses that to bow-tie off the end. What alignment is she?

>>54822880
>My favorite part of this image is imagining how butthurt the creator was when he made it.
Your favorite part when people tell the truth is how mad they are at people lying? Interesting.

>>54825859
retarded

>>54822121
Star Munchkin RPG had the best alignments:
Brain-Sucking (mindless), Demented (chaotic random), Eeevil! (campy evil), Gun Bunny (murderhobo), Lantern Jawed (Zapp Brannigan), Mysterious Loner (player barely contributes), Smugly Omniscient (asshole metagamer), Stodgy (lawful stupid), Sycophantic, and Wiseacre (sarcastic asshole).

I eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

>>54827133
>>54827289
/fit/ in 2 posts

>>54822329
Within 1 step of Hardline Traditionalist reporting.

Chip Butty and Sub are both sandwiches, Hot Dog is not.

>>54823233
>Mustard
>Tan Clothes

>>54825117
A Poptart is, and forever will be a sandwich

It's two surfaces of bread-product encircling a jamlike filling. That the outer pieces of bread are fused is of little consequence in the sandwich-ness of the end result.

>>54822329
I'm an either/or purist. The left column and top row are both acceptable.

>>54823233
Why bother, they shoot themselves in the foot so much they arent a threat anymore

Millennials are the new enemy

>>54829496
That's like saying a crunchwrap supreme or a hotpocket is a sandwich

>>54822808
It's just a little trick for keeping your bread fresh, just like how you can use zip ties to keep your wires from tangling up or those DIYers who use duct tape and cardboard for literally everything

>>54829641
... no comment.

>>54829641
Are they not?

>>54829496
So an Oreo is a sandwich to you then?

>>54822329
I hate this image so much.

>Hot dogs are a meat product, vegetables and condiments on a bun. There is nothing "ingredient neutral about this"
>"Sub" is short for "submarine sandwich" which is a sandwich.
>An ice cream sandwich is also a sandwich because it's in the fucking name.
>Tacos are not sandwiches, they are tacos.
>Wraps are not sandwiches, they are wraps.

A sandwich is made when food is sandwiched together. That's the act of pressing the food together. Tacos are filled, wraps are wrapped, poptarts are injected. To be a sandwich you have to sandwich the food together. Ice cream sandwiches, hot dogs, hamburgers, smores, etc. If the food isn't pressed, it's not a sandwich.

>>54829910
>Hurr durr you fink Oreo sandwich cookies are sandwiches yer fooking wetarded.

God dammit people, half of these things are in the full name of the product.

>>54829910
Not him, but they are called "chocolate sandwich cookies" on the label

>bread box lawful good
Congratulations. You got conned into buying some bulky piece of kitchenware that actually doesn't keep the bread fresh because of how much extra air is trapped inside it. "Lawful stupid" maybe, but not Good.

>>54829921
Whoosh!

>>54829910
An oreo is a fucking sandwich cookie you mong. It's a small version of an Ice Cream Sandwich, a classic child's treat.

>>54830033
Yeah, fuck you too buddy. I get it, but that doesn't mean it can't still get me.

>>54829496
Your beliefs will lead us all to ruin.

>>54822329
you should have been a philosophy major

>>54829961
Listen to this man, /tg/, he's wise and will save you money, space and bread freshness.

>>54823990
Why does Kevin Siembieda look like a day laborer?

>>54824812
I think what they are saying is that it is a misappropriation of resources. I guess that is up for debate.

From an energy perspective, it requires quite a bit of it to recycle things. If you are burning a half ton of coal for every ton of styrofoam, its kind of hard to justify that expense.

>>54824868
No, what we are saying is that if recycling worked, it would turn a profit and wouldn't require subsidies.

>>54824868
Oh anon, water floridation is not a scam by evil communists, its a scam by evil capitalists! Everybody knows they dump the toxic waste from producing potassium nitrate fertilizer into the water system to avoid disposal fees, thats like day one conspiracy theory stuff they teach you at conspiracy school.

>>54822121
The tuck and fold irritates the fuck out of me. my mom does that. I use the bag clip like a normal person, and I get upset when people lose it.

>>54822329
I'm a stucture neutral and ingrediant purist on this subject and think anybody who disagrees with me is clinically insane, except for absolute purists, who are simply eccentric.

>>54822121
So I'm alternately Lawful Neutral, Chaotic Neutral and Lawful Evil?

>>54822329
how about a shit sandwich?

>>54830178
are those gubment farms wots buying your stinkdirt? no dey is not.

>>54824832
>What if I tie a knot but I feed the end of the bag back through the knothole so you can just tug on the end of the bag to undo the knot easily
Then you're evil done right, not as some mustache-twirling idiot who cackles about spreading darkness across the land, but as a man who will do what needs to be done to get done the stuff that needs to be done.

>>54830300
anon, anon, it doesn't matter whether its corrupt government water officials looking for kickbacks or corporate entities looking to avoid paying disposal fees, your both EQUALLY corrupt!

No why don't you two self flaggelate, have a whiskey sour and have a nightcap while your trophy wives take pictures.

>>54829496

You are literally worse than Hitler.

>>54823793
The question isn't what you are but what you can become.

>>54825117
Nah nah, you're getting caught up in the appearance of a sandwich, not thinking of the function. A common Purist mistake.
A Sandwich is what happens when you stack two edible things together to hold a third edible thing that you couldn't eat with your hands without making a mess.

The hard frosting bit is the top piece of bread. The flaky bottom is the bottom. The stuff jam in the middle is jam. Thus, in function a Pop Tart is a sandwich.

>>54831247

So a jelly filled donut is a sandwich then.

>>54822121
Is that a loaf of sliced bread loose in a bread box?

That's your definition of Lawful Good? Something where every slice gets to be stale because the loaf just collapses without a bag to keep it constrained?

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>>54831311
Isn't it?

>>54831311
why not?

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>>54822329
>I can't detect his alignment, he's not on the grid!

>>54831568
Here's the question I've been pondering: Is pizza an open-faced sandwich?

>>54831683
yes. 1000%.

>>54822507
That is fucking genius.

>>54822329
What if I believe everything up until the Ice Cream Taco is a sandwich?

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>>54822121
Are you even trying?

>>54831791
I want to roll that up lengthwise and eat it

>>54831833
That makes me think: Is sushi a sandwich?

>>54831876
yep. That's what Sushi means in NipNop: Sandwich.

>>54831900
In specific, Sushi is Japanese for "Japanese Sandwich"

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>>54822254
le ebin XD

>>54822121
>Barely any difference between NE and CN.
That's about right.

>>54831791
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>54834027
>Some men just want to watch the world bun.
fixed

>>54822121
How the fuck am I both lawful neutral, lawful evil, chaotic neutral AND lawful good

>>54834851
Because alignment system is shit
SHIIIIIT

>>54834851
So you re-use the clip, tie a knot, put the extra under and the whole thing in a bread box? Why?

>>54822121
what about tying a half knot?

>>54822969
But the huffpo only posts bullshit. Clearly you copypasted a legit article from a legit website onto the huffpo, because that article is legit.

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>>54830164
Recycling is not for profit you dense motherfucker, it's to diminish contamination and keep the fucking planet cleaner.

You think donating to NGOs to help feed and vaccinate dying children in Africa is also for profit?

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>>54830312
S T A N N I S
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>>54835894
Depends who we're talking about

>>54829496
By this logic a filled doughnut is a sandwich. This anon is wrong

>>54835894
It's for profit, just not the profit of the idiots donating.

>>54830178
Why dump it in the drinking supply when you can just dump it in the sea and still pay no fees?

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>>54836265
a filled doughnut is a sandwich. It's a food product encircled by a bread-like food product.

>>54824868
I like how scrap metal now counts as paper and plastic recycling.

>>54822121
>buying sliced shit bread in a plastic container

If this is the price of living in the 1st world, thank god for living in a shithole where there's actual bakery bread to be had.

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This is the bread of one who has transcended the boundaries of good and evil.

>>54830256
Piece of shit between bread? Come on man use the chart, it's explained.

>>54834878
>So you re-use the clip, tie a knot, put the extra under and the whole thing in a bread box? Why?
He uses them when the amount of bread changes. It's called character development.

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LG: Fragile and Tough
NG: Barrier Free
CG: Single Nabe Double Nabe
LN: Cultural Anthropology
TN: Derenai Family
CN: Flower on the Battlefield
LE: Dairy Cow's Life
NE: Pig
CE: Four-Leaf Lover

>>54822121
I use a piece of tape and keep my bread in a refrigerator. Also, it's not sliced bread, if that matters.
Alignments are stupid!

>>54822329
Pop-tarts as sandwiches perfectly illustrate the gap between RAW and RAI.

>>54822121
Fuck off back to >/breaddit/

>>54829921
>An ice cream sandwich is also a sandwich because it's in the fucking name.
Just like hot dogs are actual dogs at high temperatures, it's in the name.

>>54830103
Because he's form michigan.

>>54822329
Is fried chicken a sandwich?

>>54843250
Depends if it's breaded or battered.

>>54843349
pulverized

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>>54822701
>>54822880

There is a deep seated butthurt in mistaking a general approach to journalism as a specific attack on trump.

>>54843363
That's basically a savory poptart.

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What is even the point in codifying alignment?

>>54844076
Arbitrary moralfaggotry.
And pretense for gear / skill / spell restrictions.

I like how D&D Basic did it. You had lawful, neutral, and chaotic, which were often determined by class, and it left very little to argument.

>>54822808
Here on the outskirts of Houston I have to pay like $250 a month if I want recycling, and it only picks up aluminum, PET, and MOP, and even then only once every two weeks.

Shit's expensive because you gotta pay for the truck to come pick it up, and it's not financially justifiable to use tax dollars to run the route because not enough people live out near my subdivision and both Republic and Waste Management are fucking robber barons

>>54831311
RAW, yes.

>>54835894
>Recycling is not for profit you dense motherfucker, it's to diminish contamination and keep the fucking planet cleaner.

Motherfucker I work in the recylcing industry, and it is absolutely 100% a for-profit industry (And a shady as fuck one at that).

The profits are made selling the recycled material to producers, and using complex jargon and statistics to bamboozle customers into paying a couple extra cents a pound (which adds up fast when you're dealing with 40Klb trailers on a daily basis).

There are local recycling initiatives, yes, but they're almost always directly tax-funded as a government service or they're subsidized by a for-profit recycling company.

Also, not to burst peoples bubbles, but 80% of all recyclable material has to be thrown out because it's contaminated by foreign products or food/waste products, and that's at the industrial level (where product is usually much purer). Consumer-grade recycling is usually junked because it's all contaminated with food or trash, and the initiatives also have an extremely low impact and are almost always a money sink that never pays itself off - everything is in the industrial/commercial level dealing in the trailerload at a time.

Recycling is important, but understand that it's also an industry - you taking all your soda cans to a bin once a week is a drop in the ocean compared to the real industry going on behind the scenes.

>>54822329
Call me a heretic, but I make all sandwiches without top piece of bread, and I dont see why I should add more bread in my diet.

>>54843506
>>54822880
The "trump-specificness" of it comes from the fact that the schematic shown above holds true for all the relevant articles in all the mainstream news outlets.
There is barely any articles in the old media about trump that don't follow that schematic to some extent.

>>54823287
Compare for example the number of such articles written under obama to the number of such articles *already* written under Trump despite the fact that he hasn't even been president for a year.
The butthurt of the old media is palpable.
And it's so obvious that CNN faces a crisis in declining viewing numbers because of it.

>>54837522
So is fried chicken a sandwich?

>>54829271
That just means you're ideologically inconsistent.

>>54846641
Dropping the recycling redpill there.

Do you think his head would explode if he learned that wind and solar power are absolutely garbage at supporting a power grid's base load, that they're far more wasteful and environmentally damaging than the public is lead to believe, and that they both have killed far more people per kilowatt hour than nuclear power?

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>>54848914
I'd believe it even if it wasn't true. I don't know why but I've got a raging hard-on for it. Solar and Wind seem super fucking memey even if they do work. Fusion fucking never ever mfw

Everyone's afraid of muh waste, muh terroris, muh Chernobyl. It's too bad the retards can be cowed by pandering to this fear when Uranium is practically endless (getting it out the ocean) and if we could figure out thorium (assuming it's possible) that shit just drops out of the rare earth refinement process. But muh clean energy! That shit makes my blood boil.

Not even an energy shill of any kind.