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Exotic fantasy foods 2017-08-11 09:07:42 Post No. 54815272
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Let us have another thread dedicated to exotic fantasy foods. What foods can you come up with?
In my own game, the PCs are in the Gehennan layer of Krangath. A legion of yugolothic ghost maids (yes, those exist) has cooked:
• 1st: Appetizer: "Krangath cockatrice balut," an avian embryo which numbs the tongue with ever so mild and transient petrification, atop a cool and minty taste
• 2nd: Soup: "Cream of the caustic sisters," alchemically transmuted, milky acid from the flows of Mungoth and the seas of Porphatys, which smells of limes
• 3rd: Salad: "Remnants of the Field of Nettles," grey-colored greens and alchemically purified carrion from one of Oinos's most infamous Blood War battlefields
• 4th: Sorbet: "Blood on the black," negative-energy-charged death hail, crushed into fine shavings and drizzled with many varieties of fiendish blood
• 5th: Fish and Poultry: "Styx bao zai fan," meat from Styx dragons and Acheronian steelwings on a bed of Cathrysian-savanna-rice, cooked in a pot wrought of clay from the bottom of the Styx
• 6th: Main Course: "Astrosphinx wellington," which babbles out inane "riddles" like "What did the cosmonaut say to the cultured Fenris-spawn?" and "What do lilies, fairies, gaps, and hags all have in common?", muffled by the filling of pâté de larvae foie gras and Shedaklah duxelles, and the spicy puff pastry of alchemically softened, Chamadan magma
• 7th: Cheese: "Ship of the curdled corpses," a miniature spelljammer of softened and cooked fiendish claws and talons, crewed by bizarre Deep Ethereal creatures that resemble ambulatory cheese wedges, which have since been killed, necromantically reanimated, and instructed to slice themselves up on request
• 8th: Dessert: "Mind-into-mush cake," slasrath brains from Oinos, afflicted by a (since-purified) disease that has degenerated the bestial brains into delightfully spongy cakes, with frosting of hallucinogenic faerie frost and viscous syrup of illithid brain fluids
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>Broodwich
>This mysterious object from hell cannot be deconstructed or taken apart except for when it can.
>It is the most delicious sandwich in the world except for that it lacks bacon and has sun-dried tomatoes. Which might be a bonus to some but others might think it's kind of annoying.
>Anyone who consumes the broodwich is instantly taken to an alternate dimension where Jerry shows up.
>Jerry is always about 10 levels higher than the PC who eats it and he has an axe.
>If the PC's merely taken a bite of the broodwich he's only teleported there long enough for Jerry to threaten him.
>If he eats all of it then he's teleported there permanently.
>If the PC deconstructs the broodwich a mysterious voice will force him to either marry a skeleton or have brain surgery where he (in his lobotomized form) will obey all of the voices commands which will mostly be to finish off the Broodwich so Jerry can kill him.
>The Session ends before Jerry can do it.
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>>54815272
Salmon > Tuna > Yellowtail > Shrimp.
That's all I'm going to say here. It'll still be enough.
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>>54815272
There is a Dwarven delicacy that involves cooking bioluminescent fungi while it still glows. It is commonly served as the first course, before the dining hall is lit.
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>>54815311
I mean, you're correct, even without looking at the girls.
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>>54815272
Why do images like this exist?
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>>54818425
Some people sincerely believe that since tasty tastes good and sexy looks good, sexy will taste good too.
Female flesh does NOT taste better than male flesh, believe someone who's bitten quite a few girls back in the day.
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>>54818425
PETA.
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>>54818425
Japan loves mascots and anthropomorphizing everything.
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