How do Halflings feel about tall beings?

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>>54773073

>>54773073
There's literally a webcomic exactly about this.

>>54773174
If you're reading it for the story or anything resembling a cohesive thought, you're a lost cause.

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>>54773073
>is it shiny? if so, make a hat. if not, SMASH
>is it burny? if so, dance around it. if not, burn it, then dance around it
>is it stabby? if yes, stab. if not, stab harder
>does it contain the answers as to the true purpose of our kind? are we but mere extensions of Their will, or can we be something more than these blue bags of arcane flesh? if no, swim. if yes, bring back one of the other three from the Dead place and have them test it

>>54773073
Same way manlets always feel.

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Imagine 12-foot tall humans looking down on you.
How would you feel?

>>54773234
Nah, people don't feel bad because they are smaller than gorillas.

Only way they would feel bad is if they are short among halflings

>>54773195
The art is brautiful, though, and the sex scenes pretty good.

>>54773306
Aroused?

>>54773174
You mean Incase?

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>>54773073
I'm sure a majority feel contempt for them, while a significant minority fetishize them.

>>54773073
They'd love to have tallfriends over for tea, but it's too bad they can't fit inside comfy hobbit homes.

Particularly opulent hobbits might sport a tall roof and overlarge furniture for entertaining tallfolk, but it's really the exception rather than the rule.

>>54773195

Hey, the Redwood is cool as shit. I'll probably steal it for my next campaign.

>>54773174
>when fucking porn comic handles social issues better than vast majority of "serious" works

>>54775836
>Alfie
it's about to get GOAT

>>54773358
Link me?

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>>54773378

>>54773073
i wanna licki then sticki my dicki in debicki

>>54773306
Like I need a bigger gun.

>>54773073
Who gives a shit? They're all the way down there.

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>>54773073

>>54773160

Why is this written on a screen from "Four tank-men and a dog" ?

>it's a manlet enabling fetish episode

>>54773306
So long as they're also attractive I'm with
>>54773378

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>>54776555
only right answer

>>54773195
Hey now, that shit is actually reasonably well written even not taking into account it's supposed to be porn

Kender

>>54773073
What are Talbings?

>>54776120
buttsmithy

>>54779499
nice dubs

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>>54773174

>>54777850
Dunno, but Wichura really looks like he could deliver this line and I myself love to post this in every single time someone asks a really stupid question

>>54773073
We're probably like slenderman to them; all freakishly disproportionate.

>>54773073
>When you discover manlets actually live longer for some reason
>Adam living 300 years makes sense because everyone was less than a manlet back then

>>54773073
They look up to them.

>>54773073
The same way short dudes feel about tall women. Time to scale the mountain of poon.

>>54773073
>tfw your mum got human'd and you're a threequarterling
feels bad man

>>54785716
I smiled slightly.

>>54773306
>How would you feel?
I'd be roughly crotch height, so I guess I begin oral sex