Pre-Game Rituals

>>54763631
I usually tell my dice to stop acting like fucking cunts. It never works.

>>54763631
>I am
>I am
>I'm
>I am
>I am

That pisses me off more than it should.

>>54763646
Well there's your problem, you need to sweet talk lady luck. She also likes it when you beg.

>>54763646
I sweet talked with a pair of dice which rolled 5+ the whole game, but I got afraid that people would think they were weighted, so I switched to another set

I'm pretty sure they got jealous because then they rolled sub 2 when it mattered the rest of the game

>>54763688
At least I'm not autistic as this guy

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>>54763688
Fug now I can't stop thinking about it shit
You've infected me

>>54763631
>give my models a pep talk before going into battle.
>Another guy recited an oath of moment for his marines

Holy autism, Batman.

>>54764816
Not him but I think it would be pretty amusing to see two full on neckbeards rping through a game. I'm also easily amused.

>>54764944
Amusing in the same way watching a car crash is.

I would have a pre-game ritual of yelling 'WAAAGH!!!' at full volume, but since my voice has an unusually large ability to project for someone my size (and I have the voice of like a huge black bass singer despite being just over 5'7"), it wouldn't go over well inside the confined space of the average LFGS.

So I mostly just leave my fate in the hands of Gork n' Mork (fictional deities sure, but better to hope for help from a pair of gods from the lore than asking for help from the gods/devils of any real world religion), and it's worked out pretty well so far (the only thing that's screwed my boyz over is me not memorizing my special rules and my opponent having a ton of weapons that deal out mortal wounds).

>>54763631
>Or am I just autistic

I enter donning a Cape armed with a Plastic Sword and Challenge my opponent to a dual, if they refuse I claim moral victory.