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TFW You are Chaos edition

Old Thread: >> get fucked. The past is the past.

>Chaos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W069dPLTXg0 [Open]

>Grey Knights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWrG8DofaFA [Open]

>Konor Campaign: Chaos Rising!!!
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/

>Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/

>GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/

>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA

>Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ

>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Chaos' work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
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DEATH GUARD WHEN.
Even though I am having fun converting Blight King weapons onto my monopose Death Guard.
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>>54756614
>tfw you are chaos

Real talk I'm stoked for the new codex.

Lord of Skulls 100 pts cheaper.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f8EEk1TW5I

Lorgar 40k rules WHEN?
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Are Renegade Militia and Mutant Rabble worth taking at all in a R&H army? The shit hit and armor stats really turn me off to them.
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>>54756650
How much is it now?
Is it even worth it compared to the knight?
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>>54756650
vaguely related but i got a chaos dreadnought (possibly assault on black reach) that i'm turning into a sonic dreadnought soon
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I'm torn on making the Chapter either an Imperial Fists or an Ultramarine successor. They focus on search and destroy tactics, sending is kill teams for high priority targets and feel a sense of responsibility to protect the people of the Imperium. Thoughts one way or the other?
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>>54756650
>tfw you are chaos

tfw there'll be no such thing as codex creep if everyone gets the same tactics and stratagems
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>>54756708
>the Chapter I'm making
Christ I've been awake too long
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Is Praetorian of Dorn a good read?
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>>54756704
It should weight in at about 650 points with the "good" weapons now. It's significantly beefier than the knight, and it's shooting is savage.

>>54756706
Nice! I found an old metal one on ebay that was magnetized and everything for 30$.
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>>54756697
No. FW torpedoed the army. They suck and the army list is filled with retarded FWisms- characters are characters, rules that aren't defined, etc. It's a typical Inferno tier shit job you come to expect from those hacks. And they are so back logged they are not going to update it for a while.
Avoid like the plague. Just play guard.
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>>54756708

It doesn't matter, those two are the most generic successors. There are IF that act like UM successors and UM successors are all over the place in terms of what they're like.
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>>54756630
The two new codices drop on Saturday. The announcement for DG and Daemons will happen between now and one-three days after the new codices drop. Following that, a unit focus every 1-2 days for 10 days it all drops. They will reveal Mortarion first, followed with Deathshroud, followed by the new GUO/Plaguefather, and stratagems and shit for both armies.
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The fact that GW is kind of giving the go ahead to making a sonic dreadnought is really cool because it actually doesnt have a model so it'll either get a model and/or there might be Vehicle Design Rules coming in the chapter approved.
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>>54756730
Yes.
It's not Betrayer tier, and certainly not Scars trilogy tier, but it's really up there.
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>>54756742
You don't know how badly I want this to be true.
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>>54756730
Yeah, its a good book. I wonder if French wanted there to be a tenuous connection between the Alpha Legion and Soul Drinkers or if that was simply a happy coincidence.
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>>54756749
How good is Scars trilogy?

Will it make me hard and also desperate for Jaghatai's return to 40k? I've heard he's the only Primarch that could easily wreck all the others in h-h combat.
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Are the Legio Mortis Chaos Undivided?

Or did it break up with a bunch of different detachments following one form of Chaos or another?
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>>54756742
Any source? If so any mention of Orks? Boys being back is nice but boys being it is not.
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>>54756742
Since you are in the know it seems, you got a line on the prices for the new shit? What to know how big a hit the bank account is taking from Morty, 2 plague tanks, 2 termies boxes, 2 plague marine boxes, and the great unclean one.
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Need a cool nickname for my dude. So far all I got is "Hustler" and "Pointman" but they don't really do it for me. Any ideas?
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So when does Fabulous Bill cludge together some Bill Brand™ Chaos Primarchs and have half of them turn traitor (loyalist?). All while claiming it was his own original idea of course.
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>>54756769
wow thanks for the spoiler dude im going to mail you my farts
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>>54756775
Ivan Drago
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>>54756775
Trigger-happy.
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>>54756708

That sounds like an Ultramarine or Raven Guard successor, but successors can be radically different from their progenitor legion.

Mortifactors are night worlders with bizarre cannibalistic customs but surprisingly are Ultramarines successors, not Blood Angels.

Mantis Warriors are ambush guerilla fighters that can enter strange war trances and can see the future, but are White Scars successors, not Raven Guard.

Executioners are lorewise a darker, less yiffy counterpart to Space Wolves, but are a Fists successor.
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The Not!Imperial Fists... I mean Iron Warriors look awesome in that they ignore cover saves and re-roll against foes occupying buildings. Near the Chaos Lord with re-rolls and ignores cover is going to be extra saucy against Taufucks.
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>>54756775
Comedian.
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>>54756774
Morty won't be as expensive as Magnus in both points and currency, but he's really, really hard to kill. £60-$85 is the target price. You'll really like his warlord trait, and his toughness aura is retarded.
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>>54756771
The scars trilogy is hands down the best three novels in Horus Heresy.
The legion is interesting and conflicted. They aren't just a sounding board for the fucking Primarch
The primary is interesting and isn't a retarded one dimensional character.
The human POV character is a chick exactly well written and not just ADB waifu bait bullshit.
Probably the most honest description of the Imperium and the Emperor, once again without ADB daddy issue bullshit.
Read them. Hell BUY them. They are that good.
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>>54756809
Cool. I know I will get him, I just hope he isn't basically a must take for DG to work, like Magnus seems to be for TS... I hate people who simply MUST take the uber special character every fucking game... assuming the same price for the great unclean one, how much for the tank? Repulsor price?
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>>54756775
>Rig
>Bad Hand
>Fox
>Bishop
>Howl
>Dutch

A few that come to mind
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>>54756825
I never said they were a sounding board for the Primarch but Jaghatai has very little love in the lore.
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Is the GW and FW site down for anyone else?
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>>54756861
Fuck Magnus
I bring Ahriman every game because he's actually an interesting character and not fucking broken
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>>54756870
Probably maintenance. Not the first time it happens.
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>>54756742
Wait, are we talking 40k Daemons Codex?

I suddenly don't believe you. Also Age of Sigmar is getting the spotlight for the rest of this month due to the new General's Handbook launching.
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>>54756775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

Butch Deadlift
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>>54756771
I recommend A Thousand Sons
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>>54756650
I'm legit excited for the new codex, hoping to have my Thousand Sons painted before Thursday so I can get those sweet Konor points.
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>>54756775
>>54756883
BUFF MANSLAB
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>>54756878
Yeah seems to be. Cheers mate.
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>>54756864
I didn't say you did. It's just some novels, Fear to Tread being a prime example, the marine characters have basically no personality. The main Marine characters in Scars are excellent. The series also concludes the Thousand Sons/Propsero Burns story arc in an awesome fashion (just ignore the Crimson King abortion of a book)
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>>54756901
Slab Squat-thrust
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>>54756775
Chuck Howlthruster
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>>54756861
He's between Girlyman and Magnus in terms of overall cost.

He isn't a necessary pick, but you'd be crazy not to take him. The good thing about Morty is he isn't just an aura bitch like Guilliman. He's a menace in close combat since while silence does D3 damage if you fight a large unit the cleave effect of the scythe allows D6 wasted damage to be carried to other models at the end of the round. You can one-shot 20-30 model units if you get nice rolls and your opponent loses morale, I kid you not.
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>>54756901
Rod Hardbeed
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>>54756775
Don Brinkley
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>>54756929
Morty rules got leaked?
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>>54756917
>>54756935
BEEF THROATPUNCH
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>>54756788
>>54756790
>>54756807
>>54756863
>>54756883
>>54756901
>>54756918
Wow, that's a lot more responses than I expected.
Thanks guys, there are some good ones here.
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>>54756775
Fridge Largemeat
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>>54756929
Shit... that sounds awesome! When you say no an aura bitch, is he more of a Debuff character, along with being a wood chipper?
And thanks for all this info man
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Ok, posting this for the second and the last time because I crave opinions of people more experienced than I am.

SUPREME COMMAND DETACHMENT
1498 points / 78 Power Level

HQ
1× Knight Commander Pask; Punisher, lascannon, plasma sponsons

1x Tank Commander; BC, lascannon, plasma sponsons

1x Tank Commander; Demolisher, lascannon, melta sponsons

ELITES
10 Veterans; 1x heavy flamer, 3x plasma gun, 1x autocannon, sargeant with a plasma pistol and a power sword

DEDICATED TRANSPORT
1x Chimera; 2x heavy bolter, 1x storm bolter, HK missle

LORD OF WAR
1x Knight Crusader; stormspear missle pod, meltagun

Does this seem viable?
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>>54756974
I'd rate it 7th out of 8th edition
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After Death Guard, should I go for Daemons or another legion? Like, go Nurgle Daemons since it is a natural side addition or go maybe something new like Alpha Legion/Word Bearers which I like.
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HRRRRG

goddmanit i want this for my loyalist melee army

although it's probably not as good as just shoving some retarded OP shit like RG tactics on them
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>>54756939
>>54756935
>>54756917
>>54756901
>>54756883
Now I want to make a Space Mutiny spess marine chapter led by Bob Johnson
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>>54756775
"Chad" Thundercock
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>>54756974
It's not atrocious but it is a lot of eggs in the one basket.
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>>54756650
I'm hype as fuck. Trying to find a good proxy for berzerkers right now. The AOS blood warriors look promising but they're retarded expensive. I might just buy a FW upgrade pack since I've got ten unassembled CSM waiting in the wings.
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>>54756775
Shotty 'Shotgun' McShotgun2yourface
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>>54756929
Indeed, Games Workshop made sure you can fudge conscripts silly before the end of Fall of Konor. Primarch Mortarion of the Death Guard will be a very hot item. A great addition to the universe of Warhammer 40,000
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>>54756985

Go with what you like. I'm a one army kind of guy and don't dabble in multiple armies/decks/characters/etc so if it were me, I would pick Nurgle Daemons to compliment my main army.
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>>54756985
Do what you will be excited to work on anon. That is always the best option
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Who else is praying that after Armageddon got molested Ghazkull realises that his manifest destiny isn't to fuck about with the imperium and finally teams up with Yarrick (and they kiss) to stomp Chaos
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>>54756986
Yes
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>>54756999
Where are you getting this info about Morty?
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>>54756999

He's already part of the universe, he's been in the lore since forever, he just doesn't have rules to represent him post-Nurglification yet
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>>54757026
To be fair, spikey faggots are a lot more fun to fight than humie cunts

They are good at ships to make sure that the invasion part happens though
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>>54757016
>>54757001

Hmm from this advice I should probably go Daemons since they look funner to paint and assemble etc.

Maybe if CSM get a better sculpts id go for them.
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>>54756695
is there a way to get this game to work/install on windows 10? it just keeps failing for me
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>>54756697
>Count as guard, run mutant rabble as conscripts/penal legion
It's what I've done for years
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>>54756967
I didn't get to spend more than a minute reading the codex and since I'm mega no-homo for DG and Mortarion I went straight to his datasheet and checked his points. His toughness aura seems to be super retarded. Guard wounding Plague Marines on 6s? Tau wounding on 5s? Kek. And Morty has an good debuff aura at -1 to hit him or anything nearby. It makes DG units seriously hardcore. AND from what I could tell it stacks with Miasma of Pestilence so BS5+ models can't actually shoot at Morty or nearby units with Miasma. I expect this to be FAQ'd because it seems broken as hell.
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>>54757026
>and they kiss
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Played at my lgs recently with my admech and my opponent said that i couldnt start the game by choosing my canticles and roll on later turns. Is this the case?
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>>54757064
emulator?
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>>54757069

sounds like a big guy

how many W does he have? can you pick him out of his unit without snipers?
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Is Duncan single? I'm meeting him later this month and I'd like to try and ask him out for a cup of coffee. I'm super nervous though so any advice would be great.
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>>54757105

I don't think he's into guys.
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>>54757100
He has FOURTEEN wounds. Fucking F O U R T E E N. He is going to be a hate magnet which is why it's -1 to hit him.
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>>54756775
Two-Tubes Thomson or Chick-Chick
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>>54757105
Put on two thin coats so you won't get too cold. It's always best to dress in multiple small layers than one large layer.
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>>54757076
you can either choose or roll

if you choose, you can't choose it again in later turns
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>>54757076
Seems straightforward to me. At the start of each battle round, pick one that hasn't been picked or roll for it
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>>54756775
Beef Testosterone.
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>>54757112
if he's 14 wounds he's just going to get skullfucked by lascannons
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>>54757115
Make sure to shake your makeup, especially your metallics, and twist your personality as you put it to your palette to give it a nice sharp point
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>>54757076
no you cant choose and then roll.

"Alternatively, you can randomly determine
which Canticle of the Omnissiah is in
effect by rolling a D6 and consulting the
table below."
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>>54757115
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>tfw in a local meta with 2 Tau players, a Necron player, and a few others, our Space Wolves player is the biggest cheeser

He commonly runs Vanguard detachments with Bjorn, Grimnar, Wulfen with storm shields, termies with thunder hammers and storm shields, a stormfang, and some primaris for flavor.

What did I do to deserve this?
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>>54757134
Lascannons that get -2 to hit or -3 if you moved? Sounds really scary
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>>54757134
>-1 to hit
>T9
>4++
>4+ Disgustingly Resilient
Nah
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>>54757147
>Wulfen with storm shields, termies with thunder hammers and storm shields

>What did I do to deserve this?

Not running enough Autocannons
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>>54757147
Is there an army /40kg/ actually LIKES to play against? You niggers'll complain about everything.
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>>54756986

>it's probably not as good as just shoving some retarded OP shit like RG tactics on them

RG tactics means you can "infiltrate", advance, and charge one full squad of assault termies on turn 1

Renegade tactic means you can deep strike, advance, and charge all the termie squads you want on turn 1
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Eventually someone will try the "nothing but soul grinders" deployment.
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>>54757134

The special auras he has makes it quite hard to hit him. The new psyker powers in the book also synergize quite well with making him stupidly tanky
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>>54757164
I enjoy facing Orks with my SoB
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>>54757164
Maybe it's because /40kilograms/ has a multitude of users, each with their own experiences that influences their likes and dislikes
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>>54757147
Oh fuck, and I also forgot that he also runs Thunderwolves with stormshields too.

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>>54756985
Nurgle daemons are really fun and tough as shit. Use nurglings to tie up units for a few turns as the rest of your army advances. Flood the table with plaguebearers and use a prince to re roll ones to hit.
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What <regiments> do we with we will see when the new guard book hits, bonus round, what will their abilities be?
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>>54757164
My favourite list to play against is one that's actually running WYSIWYG and isn't a grey or primer covered tide

everything else is details...
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>>54757175
I have better things to take out a loan on.
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>>54757175
Add knights and titans, Konor will fall to the warp in no time!
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>>54757164
As the person you're replying to, I enjoy facing everyone else in my meta (except for one of the Tau players who admitted to tailoring his purchases to countering my Blood Angels. This was back in 7th, mind you).
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>>54757178
That's because you just imagine orc rape when playing.
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>>54757147

>Shocked at the snowflake furry being the worst
Did you happen to know 8th edition just came out?
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>>54757206
Why can't a bunch of chaos players share in the battalion?
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>>54757212
Yes melta weapons at short range and flamers make me hard but that is beside the point
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>>54757136
but as per wording does it mean "Alternatively to choosing this battle" or "Alternatively to choosing this turn"?
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>>54757147

Apparently the cure for space wolves is frag cannons.
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>>54757164
i don't mind playing loyalists, i even have a rival. we're 1-3 his favor, idk if my buddy will see this but i'll have my revenge on those ultramarines yet.
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>>54757111
You don't know that
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>>54757269
Ask his wife and son next time you see them with him at WW.
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>>54757281
He's a modern guy

Worst he can say is "no" or "Yes officer, that's the one"
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Whatre you guys working on?

I salvaged some bikers a friend gave me into some vet bikers for my fists
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>>54757173
>ade tactic means you can deep strike, advance, and charge all the termie squads you want on turn 1
Deepstriking happens at the end of move movement, so no advancing out of a deepstrike.
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>>54756775
Dick Kick'em
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>>54757185
I hope Steel Legion gets special rules which makes Chimeras more appealing to take.
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So here's my undefeated ork list

I've played nine games in a row with it now without a loss, I know a heavily tailored anti inf list could stand against it, but even those I've played against have had a ton of trouble.

PREGAME; IT MATTERS.
If I get to set up any objectives, I try and make sure all of them are in the sameish place, preferably where my opponent will set up his army.

210 boys (7 squads led by PK Nobs)
2 Warbosses with Power Klaws
3 Big Meks with Force Fields, all with big choppas
2 Weird Boys, one with 'da jump', the other with 'warpath'
2 Painboys mostly to heal the weirdboys

They way it plays is I march up the board, and buff a boy squad and then teleport it with the wierdboys (they're all but guaranteed to cast), not so much trying to get the charges off as much as I try to box my opponents army in and put pressure on his flanks, most of the time my opponent just ends up desperately fending the teleport squads off his sides as the main force marches into them

I had one interesting game where my opponent came to me, he was Space Wolves and thought maybe he could tie up my backlines and assassinate my characters, but he underestimated 100 boys and they ate his termies, and thunderwolves alive

Armor doesn't give me that much trouble either, I faced an armor heavy smurf list with a knight, my boys chewed through them slowly but surely, he had 0 infantry by turn four
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>>54757281
Lotsa people have wives, brah.
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>>54757292

FUCK!
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>>54756775
Xavier the Xenos Eviscerator
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>>54756775
Reginald "Killing Xenis With My Penis" Bulgecrotch
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>>54757306
>210 boys
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>>54756708
You sure they aren't Dark Angels successors, bro?
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>>54757286
You're more likely to find yourself gently escorted to the factory to suffer an "unfortunate" accident with a press mould
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>>54757289
Putting together some counts-as flesh hounds from chaos warhound sprues, but nothing worth taking a picture of.
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>>54757289
Only got back into the hobby with 8th, so trying to "fix" my Ultramarines from when I was 6th grade and turn them into Imperial Fists

I hope /tg/ senpai approves

On a serious note, does it matter that my marines and terminators are on 25mm bases? because apparently they're on 32 and 40mm bases these days
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>>54757289
Does... does that marine in the middle have a tetsubo?
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So I've got an unpainted chaos marine force and I'm torn between Black Legion and Emperor's Children. I love the sonic weaponry and fight-order dickery of the ECs, but the BL gets some impressive boosts as well.

What does /tg/ think about these two?
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>>54757307
If anything, having a wife means he's even more likely to be gay! What's he doing, compensating for his gayness, or trying to hide it with a wife?
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>>54757366
No, but only because that's what they were originally sold with. If you were to buy a brand new unit and throw it on a small base, that'd be cheating.
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>>54757306
Jesus H Christ
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>>54756984
No idea what you are trying to say. Horrible, meh or decent?

>>54756992
The idea is the oponent may only focus so many big threats at a time and by quickly killing his heavy weapon units. It is possible that either the tanks or the Knight will die on turn 2 or 3, but there is always the second extremely shooty threat left and by focusing anti vehicle units first I minimize the further risk, gaining advantage in late game. Veterans act as a decoy or, when ignored, as a dark horse - glass cannons with a surprising amount of firepower, extra tough when in cover. They can quite easily cripple or even kill a terminator squad. I had the single autocannon kill 2-3 TEQs on it's own during each of a few friendly games ant plasma does some good work too.
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>>54757370
Both. BL with pink armor because they lean slaaneshi. Nobody can deny you this right.
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>>54757336

What else is there to really bring?
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>>54757382
So my old Rhino's and Vindicator and stuff being like 2/3rd the size is cool for pick-up games and all that?
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I don't know how this will be received here but I'm trying to get into 40K table top and the setting, and I'd like to do some reading on my faction of choice. What are some essential Tau readings?
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>>54757337
I liked the idea for a while, but I'm looking to make them a Primaris only force (at least for non-vehicle models), and I feel that the major secrecy/assassinate anyone who knows too much vibe just doesn't work with the idea I have in mind for them ultimately.
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>>54757369
Nah thats his beat stick
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>>54757289
double guns for dire avenger exarch. humidity fucked up my primer with grainy texture (i scrubbed it off a bit in water to make it smoother)
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>>54757370
Emperor's Children are pretty scary now, if you have a demon prince you can make an insane emperor's children warlord out of it
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>>54757185
Steel legion and catachan would be neato. Scions can probably just be rolled in.

I'd like to see some more open design like <feral world troops>, but I'm not holding my breath due to the legal shitshow that seems to ensue when stuff without models gets supported.
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>>54757306
What does your deployment even look like?
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>>54757389
That makes more sense

>>54757432
Another word for the same thing, but fair enough
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>>54757421

Not him, but the reason why you can't buy a new model and put it on a smaller base than the one intended for it is for gameplay purposes. The rule is 'if it came with the model when it was packaged and shipped by GW at time of production, then you can use it'.
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>>54757424
Play through Fire-Warrior and enjoy the story of the only Tau to kill a greater daemon without a robot suit
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>>54757418
>choosing your army around what /tg/ perceives/associates
lolfag
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>>54757453
if you physically can't place any more of your army on the battlefield is it immediately destroyed?
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>>54757424

Eh, look up whatever Phil Kelly has written. I think he does their stuff the most
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>>54757453
You know that name "green tide"?
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>>54757306
Sounds not very fun
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>>54757306
Anon, if you're telling the truth, please please take a picture or 2 at your next game.


I just want to see it
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>>54757460
Well..... isn't the fire warrior outfit technically mechanically augmented?
I didn't even know tau got a game.
>>54757468
Phil Kelly. Got it.
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>>54757463
I wanna play Harlequins but I'm afraid of perpetuating gay stereotypes

I wanna paint quilted suits so bad and say "flip-belt" ;.;
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>>54757164
It was always about the opponent for me. At my old store there was a pretty even mix of nice gents with families, lives, and painted armies and autistic manchildren.

So unless I rolled in with my friends I played with out of the store, it was about 50/50 enjoyable experience.
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>>54757464
You'd walk it on via reserves
>>54757453
I usually fill 3/4 of my deployment zone, then walk forward, a literal wall of boys, not enough to take up the entire thing though, that would legit take like 500-1000
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So are renegades any good?
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Thinking about getting into guard but what to get into some fluff first. Gaunts ghost or the last chancers books?
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>>54757483
I have a game tomorrow I'll post it

>>54757479
it's a ton of fun imo, most of my opponents like it too because they feel better killing buckets of boys a turn, my turns don't take that long because I use movement trays too
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>>54757453
Here is a game of 180 boys I played, it's isn't too hard.
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>>54757488
>Well..... isn't the fire warrior outfit technically mechanically augmented?

A tiny bit, radios, cameras, sometimes night vision and stuff

Basically it's no more so than a current day soldier with one of those heads up displays stuck to his helmet

Only once you hit things they actually call "battlesuits" do they start getting strength and reflex enhancement
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>>54757495
>>54757495
Units have to have an ability to be set up in reserves
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>>54757515
>That unpainted model
Ree. I went to my local shop and it was two unpainted armies going at it and it made me needlessly mad.
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>>54757515
>his opponent has just as many models as him

Fucking horrifying
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>>54757515
Lol that kid with the greasy crop and psychedelic cotton shirt
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>>54757306
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>54757515
>he's a 10 year old fat kid
Ork player confirmed
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>>54757538
I'm much more freaked out by the portrait of the chaos crazed dude from Miniwargaming on the wall
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>>54757535
It was a 180 Boyz vs 180 gaunts 5th Ed game.
my boyz fucking slaughtered them
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>>54757460
To be honest, I really fucking enjoyed the fire warrior book. I still plan to spring that plot on a pen and paper group at some point.
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>>54757532
My lgs is full of this shit. On some big models like knights you can see the plastic glue is still wet because the model starts to squat. Makes me mad.
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>>54756771

Scars trilogy are the most well written books in the Heresy era.

It made me desperate for more Chris Wreight stories, too bad he's mostly written Space Wolves bullshit.
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>>54757550
What?
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>>54757306
as the guy that posted this, here's a game I had from last week, I had 150 boys and three fliers for this one
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>>54756708
Sounds like Salamanders with a mixed with a Raven Guard
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>>54757550
thats aragorn you doof
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>>54757532
Painting 180+ Boyz is mind numbing.
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>>54757550
That's Aragorn.
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>>54757306
I wish to hear more of this anon.
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>>54757488
Phil recently wrote Crisis of Faith
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r8 list for 2k team tourney, buddy is bringing a bunch of chaos termies and tanks
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>>54757574
You posted this on reddit the other day.

I fucking knew you were a fag.
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>>54757574
That is a criminal lack of terrain.
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>>54757635
Considering you were or reddit and saw that, does that not then also make you a fag?
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>>54757565
>>54757588
>>54757611

You cannot lie to me
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>>54757111
He's from the UK.
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>>54757648
It's American gaming table - they compensate for their round guts by having flat tables.
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>>54757306
Sounding like ya knowz how ta eksecuut 'Plan A' real right an' propa boss !
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>>54757664
Obsessing over someone and seeing their face on everyone is unhealthy
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>>54757574
>so many models he needs movement trays to assist in playing

It's time to stop
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>>54757489
>gay sterotypes

no one gives a damn about that shit. as long as you're not waging your booty and losing. you should be worrying about painting up tiny diamonds and stripes
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>>54757681
I just hope that one day I can do a bat-rep with him ;.;
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>>54757655
>Dat roast
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>>54757630
You can't fool me with your Serbian-Jew double-bluff, Patty.
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>>54757655
i guess so.
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>>54757685
I bet the problem is more the amount of dick he'd have to suck to get an army of them now that Troupe's are off the GW site
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>>54757489
Embrace your faggotry anon, don't let ass ravaged autists make you feel like any less of a person for it

>>54757685
Basically this
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So my fellow chaos players, how are you feeling about the new Mutilators? Are they worth it for 50 points a piece?
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>>54757515
More Boyz, this time mercing blood angels in the blendertron apoc formation days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a38clBvLzMQ
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>>54757635
>he says, admitting he was on reddit
The irony
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>>54757336
>>54757684

You people say that like Orks aren't meant to have a lot of units on the table and that there is a lot of diversity in the army towards taking things.
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>>54757069
Thanks for all the info anon. Good to know there are still good people in this hole
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>>54757664
bruh...
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>>54756650
>tfw basic chaos space marines still wont be a viable troop choice

Seriously, they're already poor as is, why did you have to take away the option of CCW and Bolter combo?

I just want to play my angry marines who want to fight the long war.
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>>54757704
As long as you realize how dumb that makes you look for calling him out

Carry on
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>>54757489
Me again

>>54757705
this

>>54757685
>>54757708

But seriously, it's not a genuine concern, I was just being a funny cunt

On the other hand, what -is- going on with Troupe's not being on GW Australia? (at least, fuck countries I don't live)

Are we expecting them to get cut or to get re-done (weren't they put in plastic in 2015 or something?) because they're story relevant again?
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>>54757722
Or maybe we'll fuck your dad, who knows

Well your dad

Your dad knows
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The non-shit leddit WH page is pretty decent. People aren't assholes all the time and people post sweet paintjobs
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>>54757185
The gimme are going to be Cadians (some kind of leadership trait), Catachans (+1T, -1WB), Scions(ignores cover maybe?) and the likeliest are the metal lads- Valhallans (respawning conscripts?), Vostroyans (some kind of lasguns bonus), Tallarn (I forget what their usual bonus is. Ambush? Tanks?) Mordians (another leadership bonus)

Of course they could just dump all them and do new hotness with new plastics.
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>>54756775
BIFF PURGEHARD
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>>54756614
How do I git good at Admech? I feel like my guys are way too over costed for what they do.
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New codex when?
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>>54757765
Everything is getting repackaged or something. Even shit that's gone out of stock and come back up seems to be selling out in a day or so, and since IIRC Harlies are pretty good atm people are probably buying them out the ass once they come back in stock.

tl;dr GW's logistics can't keep up with 8th it seems.
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Why are burnas d3 when it seems every other flamer in the game is d6?
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>>54757783
Dunecrawlers
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>>54757765
Oh I mean I figured you were just fucking around, but being a card carrying faggot I gotta be sure sometimes

But fuck if I know, they're pretty underplayed from what I know, you might need to just find your local Chinamen
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>>54757378
DEEPEST LORE
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So we're in agreement that Guard are the best army in the game at the moment, yes?

Can we start treating them like the Eldar players now?
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>>54757792
Oh shit, are they good now?

I just wanted some because they looked like a bunch of nicely bright colours and were the polar opposite of chaos and imperial fists to paint...

Also, people with Glaives on the back of jetbikes~
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>>54757705
i would also be worried about all the pounding he'll get from learning a hard army. ffs gw restock your shit already, i need a wave serpent
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>>54757790
Middle Eastern muslims love fucking underage boys so that's not a good comparison
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Help a retarded friend out, am I doing this right?

Adeptus Mechanicus, 2k
HQ
>belisarius cawl- 250
>tech-priest dominus (volkite blaster/macrostubber)- 135
Elites
>5 Sicarian Infiltrators (power swords/either pistol)- 120
>5 Sicarian Infiltrators (power swords/either pistol)- 120
>6 Fulgurite electropriests- 96
>cybernetica datasmith- 52
Troops
>7 Skitarii vanguard- 70
>7 Skitarii vanguard- 70
>7 Skitarii vanguard- 70
>7 Skitarii vanguard- 70
>3 Kataphron destroyers (heavy grav-Cannon/phosphor blaster)- 219
>3 Kataphron destroyers (heavy grav-Cannon/phosphor blaster)- 219
Heavy Support
>2 kastellan robots (3 heavy phosphor blasters)- 220
>Onager duncercawler (neutron laser/heavy stubber)- 143
>Onager dunecrawler (neutron laser/heavy stubber)- 143

6CP, good heavy shooting, effective infantry-killing, decent screening, good melee support, useful buff support. Deep striking spam could be a threat, though with proper formatting I can keep units webbed far away from eachother as needed. Y/N?
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>>54757790
Yea, he and essentially every anti-gay congressman/senator to ever visit a glory hole would like you to think that anon

He's really into rimming, just so you get that mental imagery nice and implanted in your mind
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>>54757792
>tl;dr GW's logistics can't keep up with 8th it seems.

That reminds me ....

Where the fuck have all the doomsayers gone that claimed that 40k will die for sure and would be dead after this summer ?
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>>54757801
Because they cost 0 points
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>>54757809
I'm actually serious about being a faggot, but not like gays usually play harle's, that's more a dark eldar or ultramarines thing

What kind of card do us faggots carry?

I should get one so I'm allowed in at the clubs

But seriously, repackaged? any clues as to how? or are they just re-skinning the outside and keeping everything else the same?
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>>54757732
we're actually one of the more diverse armies now

Orks are the ultimate jack of all trades army imo, we're good at melee, but we can try pretty much anything.

But yeah boy hordes are still the best. >>54757635
I don't give a fuck my dude, I browse there to keep up on 40k shit, but I don't really gotta explain myself to ya.
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>>54757185
Cadians: +1 to LD and can shoot after falling back
Catachan: -1 to hit when 12+'' away
Vosts: Can advance and charge
Steel legion: Ignore cover and +1 to wound against <Buildings>
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>>54757816
They're fast as fuck and a bunch of their shit has -1 to hit penalties when getting shot at. Also IIRC they can advance and can all advance and charge in the same turn as well as falling back and shooting/charging.
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>>54757836
Waiting for the next era of "The Sky is Falling!"
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>>54757836
Back to their Warmachine and XWing containment general
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>>54757806
>>54757817
But I don't like gunline armies. I like close range dakka. If I wanted gunlines, I'd play stinky fish face Tau.
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>>54757836
I doubt any of them even played and just jumped at the chance to shitpost about "Age of Guilliman" as soon as they heard that GW was porting some AoS mechanics into it.
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>>54757814
If they spam conscripts and scions, yes.

Guard as a whole is still nowhere near as bad as Eldar in 7th was though, and most Guard players were collecting them long before they were WAAC.
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>>54757790
Uh-huh anon, I bet he's not swallowing some fat mancock down at the local truck stop, maybe you should make like him.
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>>54757822
I'd probably just drop all of the infiltrators in favor of a big squad of Fulgurites, they need to be taken in big squads anyways.
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>>54757828
That's only because alive humans are in short supply over there.
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>>54757836
Primaris characters costing $60AUD is worse for the game than 8th rules...

I mean independent character tax is one thing, but making them cost as much as a tac squad is insane
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>>54757846
They're rainbow typically, though if you're a Special Faggot ™ like me it depends on your flag, they're all very stylish.

Like I said man fuck if I know, the unyielding capitalist engine that is Games Workshop is beyond my capacity to fathom. I'd just wait a bit and see what comes out of the woodwork.
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>>54757862
Then play a different army, AdMech is a gunline army. Dunecrawlers and Kastelans are basically the only thing carrying AdMech atm, everything else we have is kinda meh.
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>>54757723
I was thinking of trying a list like this.

<Vanguard Detachment>
-HQ-
Abaddon the Despoiler - 253
-Elites-
Mutilators x3 - 150
Mutilators x3 - 150
Mutilators x3 - 150
Mutilators x3 - 150

<Spearhead Detachment>
-HQ-
Daemon Prince w/ Wings - Fleshmetal artifact, Talons, Warptime - 180
-Heavy Support-
Obliterators x3 - 195
Obliterators x3 - 195
Obliterators x3 - 195
Obliterators x3 - 195
Obliterators x3 - 195

Deepstrike reserve would be...

-Abaddon
-2x Obliterators squads
-2x Mutilator squads

The rest will march up the field. The deepstriking mutilators will be protecting the obliterators from charges and abaddon will be giving them rerolls to hit.

How destroyed would I be bring a list like this?
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>>54757891
Well, might just grab a sprue off of ebay or something in the mean time and wait to see what goes down before going the full 1500 into them
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I need plastic sisters
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>>54756775
he looks so okay with this
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>>54757885
They're just banking on novelty factor. Primaris are overpriced as fuck points wise and have no good anti-tank/monster.
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>>54757881
Nothings wrong, I'm enjoying shitting on all of your beliefs by merely existing, and knowing the slow march of time is going to prove you wrong, as it has to your father, and his father before him allllll the way back to the drooling Cro-Magnon your line first spawned from. But enjoy being mad at what strangers do I guess, it seems like a pretty huge waste of your time.

Also calling me a faggot doesn't bother me man, find another word.
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>>54757026
>Yarrick and Ghazkull form a team tearing shit up across the galaxy
>When Gulliman and Yvraine tragically die in battle, Y and G adopt and raise their child
Okay, I'm finally getting into this new age of peace and cooperation!
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>>54757929
But in a perfect world and a dumb opponent they throw out 12d6 auto hitting flamers
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>>54757853
That sounds great!
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>>54757822
You need some plasma cavs on those vanguard, cut infiltrators for plasma and more fulgrites
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>>54757026
>And they kiss

... I can't for the life imagine the logistics required for that ...
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>>54757894
This bites buttocks. Admech were my favorite army in 7th since they focused around short ranged fire power and special tricks to even the playing field, while also having awesome miniatures. Now, they are super static, and only get "canticles" to make up for it. Even Guard have more mobility and close range fire power than we do, because of Orders.
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Homunculus coven or word bearers featuring dinos?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13654868

I need help
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>>54757912
If they weren't, they'd be heterosexual. Foot fetishists also have very minor brain deformities since the areas associated with feet and sexual pleasure are adjacent.
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>>54757916
Get in line, unless you've also been waiting 20 years.
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>>54757783
They are overcosted, and play more.

Like >>54757875 recommends more priests and that's good and all, but in every game I've played my opponent saw the priests, said 'yeah, fuck that', and blew the meager T3/5++/5+++ of the board without a thought. Usually with bolters too, which just hurts.

The secret to Admech is what works for YOU. For me a 4-man plasma phron squad cookin up light/medium vehicles or Infiltrators with radtroopers to soften up and give a good hammer n anvil tactic.

But yet, most people will say what I do is shit, even though I just keep winning. It's a good army with a good general, bad army without one. Play everything and see what sticks
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>>54756775
Otto Zander
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>>54757864
Really? Guard have stupid cheap artillery and heavy weapons, as well as easy access to tough vehicles and great flyers. Really very little that they have is bad.
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I swear, 40k generals are some of the worst threads on /tg
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>>54757986
Cool
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>>54757885
paying for characters is your own fault.
I've got 3 techmarines, 2 apothecaries, a chapter champion, 3 captains, a chapter master, a tempestor prime, and a legion preator all built out of spare pieces.
I've got 5 libbies too but I had to specifically buy too many of their bits to include them
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>>54757972
>I need help

Then you're looking for it in the wrong place anon.
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>>54757912
Can't get HIV if you're a virgin, so gotta play 40k for all time, should play magic too
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>>54757986
wargames attract autism

Therefore 40k, being the biggest wargame, has the most autism
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I might have accidentally gotten twice the amount of Canoptek Wraiths from ebay and thus have enough to field like 9 of the buggers.

My question is thus
>Are they any good this edition?
>The faction's only 3++ save.
>Mediocre at melee, mediocre ballistic
>Dat Heavy D3 shots, S4, -3 AP, 1 weapons
>What is their job? Securing and camping points? Opening Space marines? Termies?

Anyone have any experience with these?
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>>54757986
welcome to /tg/
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>>54757986

It varies so much. Some hours you get thoughtful, sincere discussion. Other times, amateur hour shitposting
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>>54757986
Just report trolls and move on. It's summer, we get a lot of shitheel kids who can't afford miniatures, but know 40K exists and can't help but be autistic as fuck.

They also complain when people post armies and batreps, because they can't fucking do the same.
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>>54757289
Raptor escorts for my Sorcerer. Need something as fast as he is.
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>>54757885
why? the primaris characters are terrible mechanically

People are buying other armies, and in greater variety than what you'd see in 7th. That's a very good thing.
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>>54758007
They are forward screening and counter assault tarpit units. They also kill elite infantry well enough that they can be used for that purpose. I'd run several small squads (3) with whip coils.
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>>54758022
>People are buying other armies

The GW site being a collage of the words "out of stock" is backing that claim up
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what is the best way to fix something once the primer(white) has been ruined by humidity?
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>>54757831
>>54757881
>the /pol/fag is THIS mad
Hot damn, good job actualfag, you triggered this closeted homo faster and harder than I've seen anyone do yet, oh I am LAFFIN
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>>54758010
Been on /tg for a while, just avoided 40kg for the most part. A lot of the other generals are less toxic and filled with /pol assholes
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>>54758048
I just wanted to make a joke about playing Harlequins... whoops
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>>54757768
Reddit is decent for a few niche topics like 40k and certain video games, because shit stays on topic
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>>54756708

Imperial Fists for Ned Stark

Ultramarines for Loras Tyrell

YOUR CHOICE
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>>54758021
Aren't dirty needles and contact with infected blood also risky ?

>So tired missclick half the captcha
>Still accepts it

... Ok not gonna question that too much right now ...
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>>54758060

Not always, plenty of circlejerking there instead on some of the pages
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>>54758052
then welcome to /40kgeneral/
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>>54757964
Even ignoring the fact that medicine science has never progressed at such a fast pace in the history of the human race and none of those diseases are the same death sentence they were once upon a time, those diseases are largely spread due to a lack of sexual education, which is slowly but surely being fixed. That's enough (You)'s for today I think, thanks for the laugh, try not to die cow tipping or whatever the fuck you inbreds do for fun.

>>54757989
Oh, joy of joys the single most unoriginal and unfunny anon on /tg/ has reared his head, don't worry cheetah anon, I'm done poking the bees nest so you can reply to this with your cheetah picture and your 4chin buzzwords and then do whatever you do when you're done being not funny. Probably eating glue or doing whippets or something.
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>>54758052
I think the saddest thing to happen to chans at all is the prevailing delusion from autistic anons that anyone gives a fuck about their political beliefs at all. It's no different than the SJWs trying to pour politics into videogames, but they scream "IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN I DO IT!" anytime you point that out.

Summer doesn't help either. But a lot of these kids go back to school soon.
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>>54757881
Why do you know so many details about being gay
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>>54758048
All is a days work anon, all in a day's work
>>
So, 40k is fun...
>>
GG folks.
Thread was fun while it lasted.
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>>54758073
Circlejerking is exactly what all the /pol/ stuff we see around here is as well. We've let too many newfag shits come in and think shitposting is fine, I can't pretend this place is much better than any other shithole online anymore.

I'd rather talk about 40K than see one more kid begging for attention with a political opinion he got off youtube.
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>>54757986
Just watch replying. Not fueling trends (whether by joining or fighting) helps them die out, and specially round summer it's something to be careful of.

Things are extra bad right now cause summer, new ewdition so TONS of noobs from boards, namefags (anon*pics* or trip) are in much supply, higher than usual political leakage cause world we live in, and HHG is dead so the weapons-grade autism part has seemingly come back to here. Yay

Hopefully it'll end soon, if more people sit down and shut up
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How would you Stat/homebrew this beast? I was assuming a decently ranged Flame Breath option but after that I'm stuck...

If I ever get a day off I'll finally make a "Howdah Throne" up for mine. On my 12th day in a row, no days off in sight, 89 hours last week....
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do you think Typhus, LoC, 2 defilers, a contemptor dread, and a heldrake are too many beefy units for a DG army? My poxwalkers and marines are pretty slim in this list
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>>54758106
Occasionally, yes.

I've got a game against Flesh Tearers with my Saim-Hann tonight. Pretty excited to finally try out the Avatar too. Might even post pics here after the game if I remember to take any.

Anyone else got stuff lined up?
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>>54758124
2k army. I am tired
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>>54757968
Covens, take the tone to convert your raiders with wrack crewmen
>>54757986
compared to the dnd or CYOA generals this place is great
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>>54758122
AoS rules would probably need little modification to eighth
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>>54757976
To be fair it also depends on who you play against and your local meta. I run dragoons despite everyone saying they're shit now and they do reasonably well when I play against armies like guard or eldar but become just big distractions when I'm playing against marines they can't kill as well.

>>54758080
People replying to them probably doesn't help matters.
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>>54758140
>2 Defilers
Are you playing more or less casually? It's fine if so. If you're taking this somewhere competitive, you might want to rethink that.
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>>54758007
they got nerfed because they were undercosted as shit and terror in 7th. while it is a shame that they lost their rending attacks they are a tough unit to shift

>>54758084
sometimes i wonder how humanity has survived when people love to do dumb shit all the time
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>>54758122
Shit, and I thought my job was kicking my ass with 50/60 OT weeks. As for your question, maybe just give it a built-in heavy flamer and maybe a melee weapon like the chaos lord juggernaut has on the charge?
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>>54758153
casual but I want to know why it would be bad for comp
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>>54758122
Depends on the army you're trying to fit it in. If it's CSM, being a Maulerfiend seems fitting, Squiggoth for Orks, etc.
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>finally get home from work
>get hit with this shit

why now?
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>>54757881
>>54757912
>>54758084
The saddest part is that you are such a no-life fucking NEET who obsesses over this shit so much you either have these statistics memorized or you actually put the time in to bookmark and write this shit down for all the tough internet fights you get into because you're such an internet tough guy, lmfao

Is this a degradation fetish? Do you jerk your tiny chode to the thought of how FILTHY and DEGENERATE those gays are that you secretly long to join? Ahahahah
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>>54758164
They're pretty badly overpriced, their guns are bad and they're only okay in melee.

I think the 50-point reduction they're getting with the new codex will help a lot though.
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>>54758176
Because there is no God
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>>54758151
Surprisingly they need more than you think, although its Lava Blood ability is cool as fuq

>>54758161
Heavy Flamer sounds good, who knows this is all dependent if my opponents let me or not too

>>54758170
It's Orks. But it's WAY too small to be a Squiggoth of any kind, even too small to be a Orkanaught
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>>54758122
That is pretty badass, sorry I don't have any real suggestions. As far as AoS stuff goes, I wish I could put one of these in my Ork army. Give the ork a few guns, give the Maw-krusha some guns or at least some riveted plates onto him... yeah, that would be fun.
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>>54758061
I thought I had the decision made, then you fucked me up again anon, god dammit
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rate this list mates.


[b]++ Battalion Detachment +3CP (Imperium - Space Marines) [87 PL, 1500pts] ++[/b]

[b]+ No Force Org Slot +[/b]

[b]**Chapter Selection**:[/b] Imperial Fists

[b]+ HQ +[/b]

[b]Captain [5 PL, 81pts]:[/b] Master-crafted boltgun, Power sword, The Armour Indomitus

[b]Primaris Captain [6 PL, 92pts]:[/b] Master-crafted stalker bolt rifle

[b]+ Troops +[/b]

[b]Scout Squad [6 PL, 55pts][/b]
. Scout Sergeant: Boltgun, Combat knife
. 4x Scout w/Boltgun

[b]Tactical Squad [9 PL, 130pts][/b]
. 9x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Bolt pistol, Chainsword

[b]Tactical Squad [9 PL, 117pts][/b]
. 8x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Bolt pistol, Chainsword

[b]+ Elites +[/b]

[b]Apothecary [3 PL, 55pts][/b]

[b]Redemptor Dreadnought [10 PL, 202pts]:[/b] 2x Storm Bolters, Heavy Onslaught Gatling Cannon, Icarus Rocket Pod, Onslaught Gatling Cannon

[b]Sternguard Veteran Squad [7 PL, 127pts][/b]
. Space Marine Veteran: Combi-plasma
. Space Marine Veteran: Combi-plasma
. Space Marine Veteran: Combi-plasma
. Space Marine Veteran: Special issue boltgun
. Veteran Sergeant

[b]+ Heavy Support +[/b]

[b]Centurion Devastator Squad [19 PL, 402pts][/b]
. Centurion: Hurricane bolter, Two Lascannons
. Centurion: Hurricane bolter, Two Lascannons
. Centurion Sergeant: Hurricane bolter, Two Lascannons

[b]+ Dedicated Transport +[/b]

[b]Drop Pod [5 PL, 95pts]:[/b] Storm bolter

[b]Rhino [4 PL, 72pts]:[/b] Storm bolter

[b]Rhino [4 PL, 72pts]:[/b] Storm bolter

[b]++ Total: [87 PL, 1500pts] ++[/b]

Created with [url=https://battlescribe.net]BattleScribe[/url]
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>>54758210
Do Orks have a tank covered in guns?
Strap some guns on it, buy some jewelry chain hang it in its mouth as a 'bit' and have an Ork yanking its head to the left.
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>>54758200
what is the better DG option? I only ordered 1 defiler so far, but I was considering 2
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>>54758176
It's early morning in the UK and getting late in like half the US. There probably isn't a better time for them to do it other than now.
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>>54758210
What about using it as a Deff Dread with twin Skorrchas
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>>54758228
Actually going to get on of these at some point and make it a Snakebite Orkanaut, it's much larger than the Magmadroth
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>>54758127
I know he's a shitposter and all...

but those kitties add cute, it's like the Tau players that think they'll be the only ones to use commander spam or IG that'll use conscript spam
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>>54758076
>single most unoriginal and unfunny anon on /tg/
Say what you will about the cheetah, but he almost never posts about chads and manlets. I'll have to give him credit there.
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>>54758232
>That formatting
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>>54758210
Hmmmm ... what about a deff dread with one Skorcha and and three Dread claws ? It's a little bit larger, but opponents shouldn't sperg out about that.
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>>54758234
Why do you know it care about this
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>>54757489

Choosing not to do something you want because of muh stereotypes is actual faggotry
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>>54757964
>implying your assburger-ridden greasy manlet /pol/cuck ass is ever going to have children
Holy fuck my sides, ahahahahahah
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>>54758236
Bloat Drones are good
Predators aren't bad
Spawn are great
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>>54758252
STOP! replying to him, he is insane and will find you and eat your liver with some fava beans and jizz.
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>>54758254
Doesn't really count for much considering half his posts for several months were literally just
>Aeldari
In various flavors.
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>>54758269
the tl;dr is that I was just trying (badly) to make a funny and then I found out that Harlequins are good in 8th edition but all out of stock and stuff
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>>54758254
I'll give you that but that's possibly the lowest bar to be set as far as shit posting goes, the rest is all buzz words and him green texting shit to absolute hyperbole and then like three lines of laughter

>>54758252
Don't fall for the cheetas, they're honestly too good for him
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>>54758235
I like this idea, but unfortunately no we don't anymore

>>54758247
>>54758260
I like this idea except I don't exactly need another Deff Dread haha....
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>>54758251
Should be awesome. I'd love to see the finished version of these ork beastriders when you get them done. If I ever do get the Maw-krusha, I'll post him.

I'm hoping ork codex adds shit along these lines. I actually have a bunch of old metal boar riders that have been pointless since... 2nd ed, I think?
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Hoo boy I sure do love talking about the sin of homosexuality in my plastic toy soldier thread
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>>54758277
How are spawn good?
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>>54758234
Holy fuck I am fucking dying

He literally bookmarks this shit, he probably has a whole folder dedicated to it

No one who isn't a cock-craving closeted turboqueer drenched in self-loathing could ever hope to be this pathetically obsessed, this is legendary

Keep going I want to see how deep this rabbithole of autism goes, it's okay anon let it all out
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>>54758316
same dude
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How do you make CSM good in 8th?

-I will not use brimstones
-I will not use forgefiends/maulerfeinds
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>>54758277
foetid bloats or the greater ones? I am trying to keep vehicles out of my army for fluff reasons so preds and rhinos are out
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>>54758303
>I don't exactly need another Deff Dread haha....

*Whack on head* WUT IS YA TALKIN' ABOUT YA GIT ?! YOU'Z MUCKING ABOUT OR SOMFIN' ?!
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>>54758328
Will you use Berzerkers?
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>>54758328
Codex hasn't even come out yet, hold your tits until then.
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>>54758303
Is that wraithlord getting used by the orks like it's a fucking puppet?

Because I like that...
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>>54758318
T5 is in a great place right now
-2 AP and 2 Damage means they eat tanks
Fast af, especially with Warp Time
Really cheap per wound
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>>54758084
>>54758234
>>54758341
>>54758352

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ this man needs help
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>>54758354
Don't bother. They're gonna bitch anyway.
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>>54758352
>LITERALLY HAS LINKS TO PDFS AND SHIT
>LITERALLY SCREENCAPS POSTS THAT IMPLY BLAME ON SATAN
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
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>>54758374
He's doing the Lord's work anon. He will be rewarded in death with the women he could not achieve in life
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>>54758341
>>54758352
Why do you know so much about gay stuff though
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>>54758402
Anon this is a board about table top games. No one gives a flying fuck about why muh gay people bad
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>>54758402
>posts screencaps
not really proof anon

>posts pdf links about trans self harm
also not proof of anything really, as the more likely explanation would be all of the retarded vitriol
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>>54758389
Dearest lovely cheetah-anon~! I'm glad I could entertain, but I promise you I am laughing even harder at this fucking autist than you are laughing at whatever you're imagining to be me

Here, I have a gift for you, use it well
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What's the better clan for a dred mob army, deathskulls or bad moons
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>>54758402
>fucking cultist who believes everything he sees online
>studies gays out of homolust
>can only express himself in a 40K thread
What army are you asking your mom for this Christmas?
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>>54758330
different anon, but i use both kinds of drones and they are both good but at different things, bloat drone is for zooming up the table and flaming dudes in their face, the blight drone is good in both close and long range, both are pretty good in melee as far as vehicles are concerned.
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>>54758427
>Because debating is fun and shitting on faggots and other flavors of degenerates with their holier than thou attitudes is as good as life can possibly get in this marxist day and age.
You just seem to have a lot of stuff memorised and readily accessible for a random message board slap fight
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>>54758423
Exactly. Now let's go back to talking about how Tau players are a stain upon humanity and how we should go about purging them from the LGS
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>>54758357
Yep, I need a decently converted Weirdboy for his base though
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>>54758447
Let's take a poll. What army do you think he plays? My vote's on Harlequins
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>>54758440
Bad Moons if they're yellow, Deathskulls of they're blue.

That probably sounds racist.
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>>54758427
There is so much autism oozing from this post I need to clean my monitor
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>>54758475
Marines malevolent or catachan IG
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>>54758440
If you're gonna have a lot of looted dread parts, Deathskulls (Blood Axe dreads with looted Imperial parts is also fun). If you just want them pure Ork parts, and will do your best to make them fancy, Bad Moons.
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Does anyone know where Abaddon got that tyranid skull on his back?
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>>54758471
But it isn't Tauposters that ran a guardposter out of these threads

>>54758475
chaos
>>
>Come to thread
>Oh boy I can't wait to talk about playing games with plastic space men
>Entire conversation is about gays for some fucking reason as if anyone gives a fuck about them
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>>54758397
No, I'm pretty sure he's going to be laughed at by women like he was in life

>>54758402
Are you actually expecting anyone with a brain to have the time to give evidence to compare to this boogey man bullshit this guy has hoarded with all the time he's spent not fuckin women?

Most of his points are self fulfilling prophesies. When children are rejected and kicked out of their homes by parents who think their children have been tainted by the devil or whatever gibberish they believe, their children become homeless and likely no longer have a reliable education. This leads to unsafe sex practices, drug use, suicidal thoughts, self harm, and essentially everything he's presented as 'evidence' of it being a mental illness. That's common sense. Nothing anyone is going to say is going to change this mans mind, I've sure better men and women then I have tried, and given the fact that you're somehow taking this guy seriously, it's not likely you will be persuaded either.

Oh, and the pedophile thing? Many rapes that occur from a straight man with a young girl go unreported, by the child and many times by the family, because they are often seen as authority figures or bread winners and without their support they fear what will be the alternative. Take that how you will.
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>>54758507
Rampant speculation, but it probably came from a Tyranid.
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>>54758507
Taking a wild guess here, but he might have taken it from a tyranid.
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>>54758517
>>54758517
>>54758517

Abandon ship
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>>54757752
>retarded (3)
>(3)
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>>54758507
He probably stole it off a tyranid
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>>54758475
I honestly don't think he plays anything, except his brother's cock. In all honesty, since he's do so much work (and probably has shit typed up while he waits for the post timer to reset), I'd say his older brother who raped him plays 40K, probably Space Marines. That would explain why he came here, and why he's obsessed with homosexuality. He's desperate to distance himself from it, but still wants to be connected to his brother, who probably left for college or something. It's fucked up, but it makes sense.
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>>54758550
Wanna see number four?
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>>54758533
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/american-thinker/
>Far right bias
>Factual reporting: Mixed

Really activates the almonds
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>>54758507
Probably bought it from a Tau.
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>>54758575
See
>>54758582
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>>54758495
>>54758502
Hmm, I've used most of my imperial bits and pieces already, so I'll probably stick with bad moons, it'll also help with my nazdreg nostalgia. Yellow and black should look nice on the shelf next to my red marines and dark green dark Eldar

I'll actually play one of these days
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>>54758574
SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE! BURN THIS FOUL HERETIC!
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>>54757310
Deepstrike, Warptime, Move, Advance, Charge.
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>>54758602
>I'll actually play one of these days
I believe in you, anon.

I actually have been thinking about the overall colors of any other armies I might start up, as well. Want to keep them distinct.
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>>54758604
That's like if you came here with Kotaku as a source and said "PROVE I'M WRONG, FUCKER!"

Picking and choosing sources online is a retards game. And you're MVP.
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>>54758612
That's a waste, take a better Legion Trait, you don't need the Advance to make a 4" charge and Renegades lose one of the best Stratagems in the game.
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>>54757552
>Guarantee you he plays Ultramarines
who shit in your cereal?
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>>54758699
Don't take it personally Bobby g
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>>54758683
>>54758719
Why did you reply twice?

Oh, since we're alone now, you can admit you'r obsessed with gays because your brother raped you. Want to talk about?
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>>54758397

الله أكبر
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>>54758765
So, am I right to assume he played 40K? Just because you sucked his dick and even came a few times, you don't need to hate yourself, anon. It's not your fault.
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>>54758683
Citing sources only means anything when the source is actually credible.

The source about faithfulness for instance cites a study from fucking 1984.
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>>54758805
So, you're suicidal due to what happened? Listen, even if you think about the taste of his cum or the feeling of him inside of you, don't give up hope. How many times did it happen, or did you lose count? Would he often finish inside or on you?

You're anon, it's okay. Let it out.
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>>54757985
Yeah after 8 editions guard are finally out of bottom tier, good heavens we must be eldar tier even though we have been forced to rely on our large numbers of infantry and vehicles for as long as we have played.
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And to think this all started because someone was upset about someone else playing Harlequins
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Will all you fucking faggots stop posting about gay traps and fucking homos, you god dam autists? I fucking hate all the trannies and faggots, and Im frustrated as hell that I am so shit at 40k and everyone is so busy yelling at each other about mutilated dicks that no one can help me figure out how to improve my shitty play style or tell me which new army I get. I mean holy crap, why does this shit always happen in /40kg/, why does it always degenerate into these autists who act like they're on /pol/, why can't they just make a thread there and talk there, meanwhile this avatar-fag keeps posting this shit likes he's so fucking cool.

Fuck this thread.
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When are we allowed to talk about 40k again?

I wanna talk about 40k now...

Anyway, I'm the dude from before who's wanting to build a Nightlord army out of Burning of Prospero and the suggestion was to make a Chosen squad kitted out with 2 melta and 3 plasma and have the rest be chainsword dudes,

I was also planning on having a 5-man havoc squad with four autocannons (because I like them, no other reason) and a ten man regular bolter CSM just to hold objectives and be cover-humpers, any suggestions on what to do with my last 5 mk3 marines from the box set? otherwise I'm just gunna make another marine squad of them with bolters

Also, because nightlords, anyone got a line on bat-ear helmets? because GW is out of stock :(
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>>54758870
We already migrated threads. >>54758517
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>>54758864
So you've explored those boards to find acceptance, but since your desires were born from violent rape at the hand of a relative, you still feel isolated? Is there anyone you can open up to, or do you feel unable to?
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heh
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>>54758927
So, it upsets you that much to talk about it? Or can you NOT talk about it openly? Is this >>54758931 your brother? He's obviously watching you close, do you feel safe? Is he monitoring you from a far, or in the house?
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>>54758964
So you escape from the past with numbers? No offense, but have you been diagnosed with autism? I can't believe >>54758931 raped his own autistic brother so many times.

You poor little guy.
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>>54759041
Did you get rid of you other posts out of shame? Are you that afraid of being discovered?
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>>54759049
Mods tend to delete cheetahfag's posts when he gets banned.
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>>54759081
I hope he's not trying to ban evade then, that would be very naughty. Then the mods would have to use a range ban.
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>>54759090
You obviously want more attention, and you know /tg/ is mostly male. Are you that focused on male attention ever since your brother entered you? It's fine to think about it, it doesn't make you a bad person, anon.

But it is bad if you're ban evading... no one would ban you though, right?
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Fuck of pack to /pol/, the lot of you.
This is a 40k general thread.

Post some inspirational models
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>>54759130
You want to fill that hole in your heart like your brother filled that hole in you? You read a lot, does that help you escape? I just worry you'll show your vulnerable side to one of these bloggers, and they'll do the same thing your brother did to you. I know you THINK you want that, but you don't. Probably.
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>>54759147
Dat is sum really good self lighting on those guys.

We fucking migrated
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DE player here(wasp/bulge archon anon if you care...I know you don't)

I recently just picked up a Visarch model to convert into Drazhar, and I'd like to fit him into my army. Any opinions?

Currently I run slight variations on this:

Succubus HQ - FNP warlord trait, +1S drug
in outrider detachment
>5x reavers, 1x arena champion. Using grav-talons/cluster caltrops depending on the army, with 2 blasters. +2" move
>4x hellions, 1x helliarch - +1 attacks
>4x hellions, 1x helliarch - +1 toughness
>4x scourges, 1x solarite - 4x dark lances
>4x incubi, 1x klaivex
>raider - dark lance, shock prow(for succubus, incubi, archon)
vanguard
>archon - blaster, huskblade
>4x trueborn, 1x dracon - 4 blasters, phantasm grenade launcher
>Venom, splinter rifles, splinter cannon
>4x trueborn, 1x dracon - 4 blasters, phantasm grenade launcher
>Venom, splinter rifles, splinter cannon
>4x trueborn, 1x dracon - 4 blasters, phantasm grenade launcher
>Venom, splinter rifles, splinter cannon

spearhead
>haemonculus - liquifier gun, electrocorrosive whip
>talos - macro scalpel, macro scalpel, twin splinter cannons
>talos - macro scalpel, macro scalpel, twin splinter cannons
>ravager - 3 dark lances, shock prow

I have a game against scions on wednesday.
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>>54759187
Getting tired, but the dreams of your brother keep coming? Does anything help you sleep? You've studied gays a lot, so I assume you've "researched" gay porn. Does it make you feel... conflicted?
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>>54759202
Das kool

We migrated nigga
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>>54757773

I feel mordians would get like built in First Rank Fire, Second Rank fire if anything
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>>54759208
...are you transcribing your last psychologist session?
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>>54759229
So you're getting more comfortable with your feelings? That's good, you need to accept yourself. Ya know, maybe you found yourself out the wrong way, but don't let that stop you from being yourself. Hit up the Grindr and get yourself someone who gets you, maybe someone who's been through what you've been though.
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>>54759266
No, they just never were offensive at all. In fact I find it hilarious how you attempted to insult my father and sperged out when I retaliated with the harsh reality of your sick fantasies.
Stay-at-home wives are more content than working wives. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_highbrow/2006/03/desperate_feminist_wives.html
Women are less happy today than they were in the 1960’s and 70’s. Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/26/business/26leonhardt.html
Couples with traditional gender roles are more sexually active than couples with egalitarian roles. Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270399/Couples-stick-gender-roles-home-sex-20-times-year.html

Last run for fags because it triggers you so much
Claims that gay parents are just as capable of raising children as straight parents are misrepresented. Source: http://www.jstor.org/stable/2657413
46% of male homosexuals report being molested, as compared to only 7% of heterosexual men. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
Gays are more likely than straight people to have mental illness. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2072932/
Gay men are six times more likely to commit suicide than straight men. Source: http://www.amazon.com/Unequal-Opportunity-Disparities-Affecting-Bisexual/dp/0195301536
Liberal arguments in favor of homosexuality are based on logical fallacies. Source: http://hrcak.srce.hr/index.php?show=clanak&id_clanak_jezik=19028&lang=en
10 to 15 percent of older homosexuals have more than 1000 sex partners. Source: http://www.jstor.org/stable/3813477
In the Netherlands, the average homosexual in a “steady relationship” has seven to eight affairs per year. Source: http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
Over 20% of older homosexuals have had more than 500 different sex partners. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
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>>54759303
So you've accepted your desires, that's great! Congratulations!

I mean, with all this stuff you read that would probably depress most homosexuals, you're chipper as can be. That's amazing! See, you're NOT just your brother's rape victim, you're your own person!
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What I'm taking from this is that you're really, really bent out of shape over how much ass homosexuals are getting with their 500-1000 partners while you have had 0

Oy vey
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>>54759333
Booooooring
The average gay man has several dozen sex partners per year. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
28% of homosexuals have had sex with over a thousand men. For straight men? Just 25% have had sex with more than 10 women. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
Most “long term relationships” between gay men last less than eight years. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
Among gay Canadian men in “committed relationships, only 25% were monogamous. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
In one study, only 9% of gay men were monogamous. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
75% of straight men an are faithful, compared to just 4.5% of gay men. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
In Berlin, 83% of gay men in “steady” relationships had had frequent affairs in the last year. Source: http://advindicate.com/articles/3022
Infection rates for gonorrhea and chlamydia are increasing among active homosexual men. Source: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/12/the_gay_agenda_and_the_real_world.html
Homosexuals, lesbians, and transsexuals are poorer than straight people. Source: http://takimag.com/article/the_straight_dope_on_homosexuality_elizabeth_mccaw/print
America has spent $700 million promoting gay rights abroad – an “integral” part of American foreign policy. Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/21/world/africa/us-support-of-gay-rights-in-africa-may-have-done-more-harm-than-good.html?_r=0
That's all I have for fags. Sorry!
>>54759334
>jewish namefag defending fags
It really is like pottery
>v-virgin!
The whole point here isn't the number of partners that fags have. It isn't about the number of STDs they contract on a regular basis. Hell, it isn't about them being pedophiles. It's about shitting on them because they get so fucking assravaged by numbers. Fucking numbers.
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>>54759358
Ah I understand, so your concern is that you're afraid to give in to your true urges because you don't want to contract an STD. Understandable, goyim.
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>>54759358
Oh, so you were more engaged when I was talking directly about your brother violating you? Oh, sorry! I mean, I accept you as you are, but I'm not a homosexual like you are, anon. There are sites out there for you though, don't feel just because we've had a connection that I'm the only person you'll form a bond with. You'll find a nice guy who, like you, is gay and proud.
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>>54759393
I know you're LARPing as a kike and all but it is pretty entertaining to see how accurately you capture the average kike debating style
>pic related
>>54759400
What do you want next? I can do niggers if you want although that's largely pretty off topic.
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>>54759413
Keep up the good work anon
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>>54759413
So you are essentially posting an admission by the man you admire that he was often and soundly beaten in debates by jews?

Very interesting.
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>>54759425
Yeah, I'm glad he's come out of the closet and accepted himself. He should keep up the good work. Prideful work.
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>>54759425
>>54759447
Why is it that fags consistently have only one insult, that is, everyone that they don't like is in the closet?
Europeans and Asians are subject to more recent evolution than Africans. Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/20/science/20adapt.html
48% of African Americans have Herpes Simplex Virus. Source: http://www.cdc.gov/stdconference/2000/media/AfAmericans2000.htm
Gonorrhea rates are 30 times higher in African Americans than in Whites. Source: http://www.cdc.gov/stdconference/2000/media/AfAmericans2000.htm
Police hesitate longer to shoot Black suspects than White suspects.
Over 100 White women are raped or sexually assaulted by Black men every day in the United States. Source: http://archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=26368
Blacks are overrepresented in serial killings, and this overrepresentation is increasing. Source: http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20Statistics.pdf#page=3
Blacks are overrepresented among child abusers, and this isn’t due to biased reporting. Source: http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2011/03/Black_childabuse_statistics_report_debunks_bias_assumptions.html
39% of all cop killers are Black, although Blacks are only 12% of the population. Source: https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/leoka/2013/officers-feloniously-killed/felonious_topic_page_2013.pdf#page=4
73% of Black babies are born out of wedlock. Source: http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr61/nvsr61_01.pdf#page=8
The average Black has an IQ score 1 standard deviation (15 IQ points) lower than the average White. Source: http://www.gifted.uconn.edu/siegle/research/correlation/intelligence.pdf

>>54759439
Nowhere did I admit liking Hitler, only that I agree with his sentiment on debating jews and that you funnily enough accurately portray that sentiment despite being a LARPer.
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>>54759477
Who's insulting you? If you ever need any help, don't forget that there are anons that support you. A strong, young gay man like you doesn't have to do it alone. Unless it's a sex thing, which you'll have to keep doing alone for now.
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>>54759496
You know, usually most people throw lots of shit at the wall and hope that it sticks when they try to pull this kind of insult. Protip: you might want to try throwing something else at the wall because this flavor of AIDS infected diarrhea does not seem to bond nearly as well as you think it does.
The Black-White IQ gap in America is equal to the gap in South Africa, even though SA is ruled by Blacks. Source: http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/ravensiii.pdf
The Black-White IQ gap exists even when both races are raised in identical environments. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/016028969290028P
93% of Black men who are murdered are killed by other Black men. Source: http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/bvvc.pdf#page=3
The Black-White IQ gap still exists and has not decreased in size. Source: http://emilkirkegaard.dk/en/wp-content/uploads/The%20totality%20of%20available%20evidence%20shows%20the%20race%20IQ%20gap%20still%20remains.pdf
70% of Black children are born out of wedlock. Source: http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2625893
Blacks commit 56% of all robberies, despite being only 12% of the population. Source: https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table-43
Blacks commit 50% of all murders, despite being only 12% of the population. Source: https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table-43
Despite making up less than 12% of the US population, Blacks commit 1 in every 3 rapes. Source: https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table-43
Young Black men kill 14 times more often than young White men. Source: http://ideas.time.com/2013/08/22/viewpoint-dont-ignore-race-in-christopher-lanes-murder/#ixzz2ciWBxj00
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>>54759477
Go away high school graduate
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Can we exterminatus this general yet?
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>>54759521
Yeah, anons can be mean, but don't let it get to you. As long as your comfortable with your desires, that's all that matters. I'm glad you've made this breakthrough. Maybe now you can go to boards with like minded people and discuss your newfound acceptance. I mean, just because your brother played 40K doesn't mean you have to live in his shadow.
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>>54759528
I think the thread is going great

We already migrated
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>>54759526
You first, middleschooler
>>54759546
Your insults just get more and more milquetoast as the posts go by, How can anyone get this boring?
Africans have higher rates of a gene associated with violence. Source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1913922/
Black women are four times more likely to be overweight than White women. Source: http://sf.oxfordjournals.org/content/89/3/807.abstract
Blacks are seven times more likely than Whites to commit murder. Source: http://www.colorofcrime.com/2005/10/the-color-of-crime-2005/
Students of all races perform worse in schools with more Black students. Source: http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/09/24/study-finds-students-underperform-in-schools-with-large-Black-populations
Blacks have an average brain size of 1267 cubic cm, compared to Whites at 1347 cm. Source: http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/RandRProgressIntell2003.pdf
97% of White men refuse to date Black women. Source: http://sf.oxfordjournals.org/content/89/3/807.abstract
The percentage of Blacks in a city, not poverty, is the best predictor of crime. Source: http://www.unz.com/article/race-and-crime-in-america/
Blacks are 600% more likely than non-Blacks to commit murder. Source: http://www.unz.com/article/race-and-crime-in-america/
In New York City, 1% of people arrested for shootings were White, while 74% were Black. Source: http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/enforcement_report_year_end_2014.pdf#page=17
In New York City, 43% of people arrested for rape were Black. Source: http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/enforcement_report_year_end_2014.pdf#page=8
In New York City, 61% of people arrested for robbery were Black. Source: http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/enforcement_report_year_end_2014.pdf#page=10
Blacks have lower emotional intelligence than Whites. Source: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/ijsa.12069/abstract
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>>54759528
Our pdf linking autistic homosexual friend posted so many times that the thread almost fell back under bump limit when the janitor deleted all his posts earlier. It was fucking hilarious. It was AT LEAST 60+ posts.
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>>54757556

Fire Warrior is a surprisingly awesome book that was a supposed to just be a tie-in for a mediocre videogame. I really enjoyed it as well, and it does a good job of setting the atmosphere, getting into the grimdark of the setting, and eventually wrapping up in a pretty dark, but satisfying, ending.

Springing that plot of a p&p group would be pretty awesome.
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>>54759579
What is it exactly, with your obsession with PDFs? Do you just not like it when people post their sources? Is it because the only "argument" you have is ad hominem?
Also you failed to realize that there were at least 2 other people who had their posts deleted (assuming cheetahfag posted cheetahs in every single post he made). Quite sad how you suffer from such a bad case of confirmation bias.
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>>54758061
How the fuck is this even a choice.
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>>54759566
>middleschooler
>>54759566
>Your insults just get more and more milquetoast
I have to give props to this. I mean, that's purposeful, right? Giving the weakest, lack of imagination insult (basically JUST HIS INSULT back to him) and then pretending to sound eloquent. "Oh, it's soooo boring!", says the guy who has posted several of the same pdfs over and over in posts, hoping no one would notice.

So, what is your actual mental health thing? I think the "got raped by brother" thing might be genuine at this point, it fits. But you also have to be autistic, perhaps a learning disorder or two. Come on, you're anon, you got nothing to hide. I'm curious.
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>>54759609
>Also you failed to realize that there were at least 2 other people who had their posts deleted
You'd have to prove that, my gay anon. Do you have proof on a pdf? Perhaps you should save the entire thread and share that next time.
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>>54758471
Aw cmon, Tau aren't even top tier anymore
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>>54759620
>Giving the weakest, lack of imagination insult (basically JUST HIS INSULT back to him) and then pretending to sound eloquent.
Low effort posts get low effort replies. I'm just copying and pasting links from a page. The repeats are there because the author used the same source multiple times for multiple statistics. Not much I can do there.
Also, glad to see you took the throwing things at the wall advise seriously. Too bad I forgot to mention that throwing shit at the wall just makes you look retarded in general and that you only really use it when you want to tell the world that you have no argument and you must scream.
>>54759644
You know that third party archivers exist right?
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/54756614/
And why are you so anally ravaged over fucking PDFs? Does the MEGA in the OP give you eye cancer because it has PDFs of codices? Do you want me to post every single last fucking pdf in my archive here just to spite you?
>>54759644
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>>54759667
>Do you want me to post every single last fucking pdf in my archive here just to spite you?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's the fucking stupidest shit I've ever read!
"Nigga, I'm gonna post sum PDFS! THAT'LL SHOW YOU!"

Holy shit! That's fucking pathetic! Wow!
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>>54759686
Hey man lay off him. He got raped by his borther and it fucked him up.
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>>54759705
Aw shit, nigga, I didn't know that! That's a bum rap. Fucked up shit in this world.

Nothing personal, yo! I didn't know you been through that shit. I'll head out for now, no hard feelings.
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>>54759740
I'm sorry he hurt your feelings, I really don't think he meant to.
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>>54759863
3 hours?

I just got here.

No offense, but are you trying to share 40K novels? I think you're posting the wrong files.
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>>54759884
I just got there too and looks that he thinks this is /pol/
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is there any source to get the Chaos Codex yet?
The SM Codex was up really fast, the Caos one seems to be nowhere...
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>>54759908
Who the fuck cares about sandniggers?
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>>54759908
>politically incorrect statistics
Oh, dude, you're on /tg/. I've posted on the wrong board before, too, it happens.
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>>54759925
Not yet afaik
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>>54759925
I don't think it's actually out yet, so no scan. Soon though.
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>>54759926
That is a good question. Should I do niggers or should I do spics?
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>>54759942
spics for a change
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>>54759942
Whichever one you are.
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>>54759957
Hispanics receive shorter prison sentences than Whites for the same crimes. Source: http://people.terry.uga.edu/mustard/sentencing.pdf
In New York City, 45% of people arrested for rape were Hispanic. Source: http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/enforcement_report_year_end_2014.pdf#page=8
Those are the only two PDFs I have I'm afraid
The other sources:
64% of Hispanics have IQ scores too low to enter the military. Source: http://takimag.com/article/frequently_asked_questions_about_the_jason_richwine_brouhaha_steve_sailer/print#ixzz2TPXmpNgG
Hispanics are imprisoned at a rate 2.9 times that of White people. Source: http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/fragmented-future/
The children of Hispanic immigrants have a higher crime rate than the immigrants themselves. Source: http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/fragmented-future/
Mexicans born in the United States are more likely to be born out of wedlock than Mexicans born in Mexico. Source: http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/fragmented-future/
48% of Hispanics are born out of wedlock, double the rate of illegitimate White births. Source: http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/fragmented-future/
On any given day, there are between 30,000 and 45,000 illegal aliens in the nation’s prisons and jails. Source: http://cis.org/ImmigrantCrime
Non-citizen Hispanics are 29% of the federal prison population, despite only being 5% of the population. Source: http://cis.org/ImmigrantCrime
25-50% of gang members are illegal aliens. Source: http://cis.org/ImmigrantCrime
Immigrants are four times more likely than native-born Americans to fail to graduate high school. Source: http://cis.org/ImmigrantCrime
Hispanic illegal aliens are only 5% of America’s population but 25% of drug offenders. Source: http://cis.org/ImmigrantCrime
>>54759965
I've already done men, I'll do whites next.
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>>54759942
Why not whites? :^)
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>>54759933
Oh well.... Cheers anyway.
Have a good one y'all
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>>54759977
>I've already done men
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAH! FAGGOT!
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>>54759980
Sure
White men are pound-for-pound stronger than Black or Hispanic men. Source: http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-2458/10/508
Germanic/Nordic people have lower time preference than any other group. Source: http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1481443
Asians, Hispanics and Blacks would rather live among White people than among other minorities. Source: http://sf.oxfordjournals.org/content/89/3/807.abstract
90% of gang members are non-White. Source: http://www.colorofcrime.com/2005/10/the-color-of-crime-2005/
Non-Jewish Whites are the most underrepresented group in top colleges. Source: http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/the-myth-of-american-meritocracy/
The Western aesthetic of big eyes and pale skin is universally considered appealing. Source: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/03/23/about-face
There are more significant artistic figures from West than from the rest of the world combined.
Keep in mind that the whole point of these links is that they're politically incorrect. Saying good things about white people is politically incorrect. Let that sink in.
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>>54760005
>Keep in mind that the whole point of these links is that they're politically incorrect.
So you're a complete fedora hipster AND you got raped by your brother?
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>>54760022
Oh sorry, forgot about PDFs. Can't be arsed to find them unfortunately.

Chinks are next because why not lol
40% of Asian women refuse to date Asian men. Source: http://sf.oxfordjournals.org/content/89/3/807.abstract
Asian women find White men more attractive than Asian men. Source: http://sf.oxfordjournals.org/content/89/3/807.abstract
Asians are nine times more likely than Whites to be members of gangs. Source: http://www.colorofcrime.com/2005/10/the-color-of-crime-2005/
Evidence indicates Asians have genetically less individuality and more conformity than White people. Source: http://rspb.royalsocietypublishing.org/content/early/2009/10/27/rspb.2009.1650.full
Asians are more likely to default on financial obligations than Whites. Source: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886901000290
Between one in three and one five urban Korean women have had plastic surgery. Source: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/03/23/about-face
Half of young Korean women have had plastic surgery. Source: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/03/23/about-face
Koreans are more concerned with physical appearance than Westerners. Source: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/03/23/about-face
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>>54759925
Check on the 13th, it took me a day to find the SM Codex, should be the same for GK and CSM
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>>54756733
>Avoid like the plague. Just play guard.
But what if you want to play Chaos Guard tanks in your generic Chaos army alongside your Chaos Space Marines and Chaos Daemons?
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>>54760679
which tanks?
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>>54757185
I just want Las guns and Las pistols as weapon options :(
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