Stat me, /tg/

>>54746852
virgin eater/10000000

>>54746852

Kawaii/Desu.

Fuck off pedophile.

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>>54746852
2MuchKawaii/Kawaii

>>54746927

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>>54746941

>>54746852
Strengths:
Dragon 6
Child 4
Omnivore (Eats Bugs) 3
Kawaii 3
Companions (Older Couple) 2
Companion (Lesbian) 1

Weaknesses:
Adorably Naive 3
Fish Out of Water 3

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>>54746852
Silver Dragon (Young).
That wasn't difficult at all.

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>>54746852
Consider the following:

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>>54747327
niggawut

>>54746852
50% dragon.
30% loli.
10% yuri.
10% eh.

>>54746852
Cute / Sporty
Weapon is beast from
Stress Explosion is binge eating

>>54747327
Beatrice really did a number on you didn't she?

>>54746852
Lewd: 0

>>54747557
When you find out you're waifu is actually you're husbando a man's brain does crazy things. Like crossdress.

>>54746852
Hello, police?

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>>54749643
>police
nothing was even implied

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>>54749961

TOO LATE

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>>54747695
Hungry: Very yes

>>54747327
anon are you having a stroke

anon we're all worried about you

Athletics: 2
Affection: 2
Skill: 3
Cunning: 3
Luck: 2
Will: 3
Uniform Color: Pink
Hair Color: White
Eye Color: Blue
Maid Types: Loli & Pure
Favored Attribute: Skill
Maid Power: Stalking
Maid Roots: Orphan
Maid Weapon: Magic
Stress Explosion: Running Away

>>54746941
Kanna is for hug not for fug

>>54746941

I'm sure you do a lot to combat people that pray upon actual real children.
People that are predators to real children.
Not people that look at fictional cartoons.

>>54754516
>Stress Explosion: Running Away
Feel like this one ought to be sleeping because that's what she does when she runs outta juice

>>54746852
>Young Silver Dragon Ungermaw 20

>>54754878
>>54747263
But she uses electricity, not cold.

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>>54747263
but with the swallow whole and grab rules

>>54755117
Add the Half-Dragon (Blue) or Half-Dragon (Bronze) template, I guess.

>>54754878

The fuck is an ungermaw?

>>54747695
>>54747481
>0 lewd
>10% yuri

Doesnt she literally want to intercourse her human friend

>>54757784
No, she wants to ####### her human friend. There's a difference.

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>>54747327
I'm baffled and hoping that this is because of a broken keyboard.

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>>54746852
ATK: 3000
DEF: 2500
Attribute: Light
Type: Dragon/Normal
Requires a sacrifice of two monsters to normally summon

Equipment: really fuggin expensive little red bacpack

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>>54746852
Dont forget she can polymorph too!

>>54756694
3PP class for Pathfinder with abilities revolving around eating your enemies. At higher levels you essentially become a humanoid Kirby.

>>54758305
> Did you just summon three Blue-Eyes White Dragons on one turn? That's against the rules!

>>54757867
It's implied she wanted to lick her, which is normal amongst dragons.

>>54759666
Depending on how edgy it is that sounds like a really fun concept.

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>>54746852
basically the universe set by the author has:
> nerd and his hot wife
> japanese conglomerate lead by a family who has branch of assassins
> alternate fantasy universe
> family of titty monster succubis/hypnotists(?)

is youkai apartment manga also part of this universe?

>>54760884
What a minute this is some expanded universe stuff? What are the other animes?

>>54747327
quite literally, what did he mean by this?

>>54760925
> Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - I can't understand what my husband is saying

SoL about an otaku and his wife

> Ojojojo

high school love comedy about a typical Japanese Ojou-sama and a mysterious boy

> Chichichichi
about fatass titties and cumming in them

>>54759878
Iirc she said she wanted to have a relationship with her like tooru and koboyashi have

>>54760884
>his

>>54761356
Oh wait, you're talking about the other works. Nevermind.

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>>54747327
it's the fucking desushito mereipoto all over again

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>>54747327
Put me in the screencap

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>>54747327
I ain't fucking high enough to make sense of this. Can someone translate for me?

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>>54761794
>implying there'll be a screencap

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>>54747327
Anon do you need an ambulance?

>>54762918
IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

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>>54747327
ah yes, I understand

>>54747327
You are using the translation software incorrectly, please consult a manual.

>>54763094
...Sauce?

>>54761046
>Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
That one was hella cute though

>>54763278
Maybe it's a neural network's attempt at posting on 4chan.

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>>54746852
-10hp

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>>54755177
>Not using the superior looping version

>>54764727
That poor crab

>>54747327
Good job derailing the thread, anon. I'm proud of you.

>>54747327
Flawless. I agree perfectly

>>54747327
The more I look at it, the more I think that this post came from the same dimension where they crash diamond cars into iron walls

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>>54764727
From now on you will never look at this gif without noticing the people in the background's failure to loop.

>>54746852
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>54764727
>>54766310
What's fascinating to me is that apparently the part where the crab walks up to her is later on their timeline than the part where she eats it...

>>54766860
Clearly it's the work of Dr. Nefarius Tropy!

What? You thought I was going to say an enemy Stand?

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>>54766860
Kanna ate part of the kalpa along with the crab, causing a Dragon Break.

>>54766890
His glorious Fu Manchu will not be denied!

Well, she's raised by lesbians, so she'll have a high probability of suffering from depression and mental illness with a far greater chance of committing suicide.

>>54767131
Ah, you would be correct were this a human child - but who knows how such an upbringing will affect an all-devouring dragon?

>>54747327
I fully agree

>>54746852
Cancer/10

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>>54767131
>she's raised by lesbians
What are you talking about? Kobayashi is a boy and Tohru a dragon.

On a more serious note, this is why Maid Dragon could never have been made in America [and why the dub raped it into SJW propaganda]. Other than the implicit pedophilia making it a touchy subject in any country that's not Japan (and understandably so!) the main couple functions... normally. Kobayashi is the stand-in husband, Tohru the loving housewife and Kanna functions as their daughter. They're entirely normal despite being both gay and interspecies, and the show NEVER bothers with pointing either of these two out, following the "show, don't tell" model. It's not trying to prove a point, it just wants to tell a story. If Americans wrote this show, every other episode would have some bullshit about "the struggle" or misunderstanding or privilege in it, and how "brave" Kobayashi is for taking Kanna into her household. And that's why I can tolerate yurishit and to a certain degree non-sexual yaoishit: it doesn't flop its dick in your face telling you that you're intolerant if you look the other way. It's just there.

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>>54768635
Anon I understand your need to vent but can't I just like it because it's kinda cute with okay-ish characters and /ll/

>>54768635
Japan always was good at normalizing LGBT stuff.
People were fapping to Bridget then.
They are fapping to Astolfo now.

>>54755901
cant add half dragon template to a dragon

>>54768747
Huh. News to me.

>>54768635
>it took a culture of perverts who've been held down by their country's puritanism to write a comfy, non-preachy story about lesbians raising their daughter

Really makes you

>>54746852
Tiki > Nah > Nowi > manakete Morgan > Myrrh > Fae > Kanna > op's dragon loli.

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>>54768740
>implying Western media didn't have their archetypal cossdressing / lebanese character decades ago
the only difference is they were not shy to admit such behavior should be attributed to symptoms of mental illness

>>54768839
Just because Trump got elected, doesn't make your views any less asinine, /pol/.

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>>54768792
>Perverts
>held down
>puritanism
I'm going full weeaboo mode here so take what I have to say with a grain of salt.

As opposed to (post-Enlightenment) Western guilt-based culture, Japanese culture is based on honor/shame. This means that how you are seen in public is everthing, and being seen as guilty of a certain crime is worse than actually being guilty in their perception. In Japanese culture this is probably why the concept of tatemae/honne (or "mask"/"face") exists in Japan. Simply put, you put on a different "face" in public and a radically different one in private. In Japan there's an implicit understanding that the person others see at work isn't the "real" you, everybody gets that and everybody plays along. As a result, nobody really cares about who or what the "real" you is, as long as you keep him at home. Rather than suppress, it actually encourages Japan's culture of perversion and depravity. In Japan you can be a moralizing hardass CEO in public while having a BDSM mistress in private and nobody will inherrently see a contradiction. That's because everyone knows the hardass CEO is a fake persona and everyone plays along with you. Only those closest to you will see what's behind the mask.

Of course in the West it's not entirely polite to wear your heart on your sleeve, but we generally expect a much greater degree of consistency between our public and private personas.

>>54768839
>Familly Compo
Not really.
People just don't make a fuss about it, that's all.

>>54768915
Great post.

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>>54768915
>if everyone is lying and everyone knows it, we can kind of make it work

Why does that make sense? It feels like it shouldn't, but it does.

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>>54747327
Don't frame fucking luna waiter, frampt olio. Sooka beetgeuse, or ram fortenbras you hop yorkie yam rod reefer.

Feed and fuck em up. Steam chat. Biiiiiiitch.

>>54769159
Everyone lies anyway, so you may as well be honest about it.

>>54768635
They fucked up the dub?
That's a shame, because I'm a buyfag and I'd probably have got it.

>>54746852
Mv:8"/12"
WS: 2+
BS: -
S:6
T:7
W:8
A:6
Sv:3+

Great agility: As a dragon from another dimension, Kanna is deceptively agile. In her human form, she is able to move at great speed, and if necessary use her wings. Owing to her great speed, Kanna's base movement is 8 inches, however, at the beginning of your movement phase, you may declare that she is using her wings. If so, use the second movement stat listed and give Kanna the FLY keyword.

Miniscule size: Kanna's small size and great speed grant her a 4+ invulnerability save that becomes a 3+ in melee combat.

Flame breath: As a dragon, Kanna has the ability to conjure great arcs of flame.
Range: 16", 2d6 auto hits. S6, AP-2, D2

Rending talons:
Sx2, AP-3, D3

Kanna can attempt to manifest three psychic powers in the psychic phase and attempt to deny 2 enemy powers. Because of her magical talent, Kanna gets a +1 bonus to all psychic and deny the witch tests.

Keywords: Dragon, Daemon, Loli, Pure, Kanna Kamui

>>54769500
They actually made Kobayashi say "I don't like women"
She never says that in the manga or the sub.

>>54769566
Is the official manga translation at least decent?

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>>54769535
Oh fug that's not bad

>>54769566
I don't think Kobayashi likes humans at all.

>>54769750
She enjoys fellow meidocons

>>54769535
>Kamui
Also
>dies to conscripts

>>54769772
Everything dies to conscripts, anon

>>54769682
Yes.

>>54769500

Also VAs are just horrible

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>>54769848
Well that's a given, it's a fucking dub

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>>54768803
>Tika>*

Adult Tiki or loli?
Also
>Manakate!Morgan and Myrr lower than fucking Nowi
What utter bullshit is this?

>>54772247
>Adult Tiki or loli?
Yes.
>What utter bullshit is this?
Morgan is too much of a daddy's girl and Myrrh is too meek to claim what she wants.

>>54760831
I just discovered that Kanna is actually Blue Eyes White Dragon

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>>54773488
She also uses lightning attacks

>>54763311
Forgot.

>>54767598
I can't find the entire comic of this edit, anymore. You got a source?

>>54768915
Don't forget that pre-contact Japan was much more open about things like homosexuality and sexuality in general. Then the Europeans came by and the "whoops can't show that in a Christian manga" meme was born in the 16th or 17th century

>>54747327
Somebody call a translator.

>>54758039
Lets take a moment to appreciate that all 5 responses occurred within a minute, and 4 occurred within the first minute of the thread.

>>54768915
>(post-Enlightenment) Western guilt-based culture
Post- death of god Western culture is on a seesaw with blame and self-pity.
>As opposed to guilt, Japanese culture is based on shame
Guilt and shame are the same emotion.

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>>54747327
Bugrit!

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>>54773624
https://exhentai.org/g/1045523/e418f6e0f4/

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>>54774383
The memes, jack

>>54764727
have both, prefer mine. you get a chance to fully appreciate the time that went into animating that crab. the planning that went into why it was there, what it's motivations were for going up to her. and then realizing it doesn't matter anyways Kanna ate it

>>54775724
Her insect report for summer read like an epicure's treatise.

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>>54747327
yes of course

>>54775724
Crab: I've seen things you wouldn't believe; attack ships on fire off the shoulders of Orion, C-beams glittering in the darkness near Tannhauser gate...
Kanna: *nom*

>>54773839
>Guilt and shame are the same emotion.
They are not entirely. The feeling involved may be different, but guilt is internally established while shame is external. To put it very simply: if someone is innocent of theft but others believe he's guilty, in a guilt-centric culture the "perpetrator" isn't expected to feel anything, but in a shame-centric culture he's expected to feel shame. The same applice vice versa: a thief who isn't caught has no reason to feel shame.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shame_society

Our unwillingness/inability to understand this difference is why Westerners have a lot of difficulty dealing with honor-based societies in diplomacy and business. And even then there are differences between various guilt/honor-based societies and how they express things (for example, a Nip is more likely to tell boldfaced lies he doesn't even believe in himself purely to preserve the peace, while for example an Arab is more likely to seek out confrontation in order to assert himself [the belief behind it being that Japan, having always been pretty densely populated, needed a way to keep everyone in harmony to keep society working even if it includes everyone lying to everyone. Conversely in the Arabian peninsula, where everyone lives more isolated and the law was traditionally nearly impossible to enforce, honor based thinking arose to encourage a more confrontational culture where people stand up for themselves to compensate for the nearly-absent law enforcement. Basically you always want to be the thoughest guy on the block so nobody messes with you]).

Naturally this also plays into mass-migration, which is mostly favored by lefties who claim to love cultural diversity but think a culture is nothing more than a language, a cuisine and a secret handshake.

>>54747327
You too

>>54776587
>but guilt is internally established while shame is external.
They're both purely internal. You're thinking of humiliation.

>>54747327
Something about Google Translate was written about this and done sixteen times.

(In this thread we write something in google translate and translate it 16 times.)

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>>54774383
>The Legend of the Meme Queen
Ok.

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16 times and run the translation on Google, I will write something about it.

(16 x writing translations and google in this thread).

>>54776817
It's dangerous to go alone, take this: http://www.translationparty.com

>>54747327
Finnegan Jr. pls.

>>54776874
>try the fitnessgram pacer test
>it breaks it

oops

>>54776874
It gave up twice along the way, but
>I. converted 16 hours writing about it on Google (Google translate wrote in this thread 16 x).

>>54776817
A c c u r a t e
It immefiately machine translates back as itself.

>>54776917
I think starting the Japanese line with English characters breaks it?
Cut out the word FitnessGram, and it yield
>PACER, multistage aerobic testing more difficult. After 30 seconds, the Peesu_meekaa test is starting lineup in the first 20 meters. Threw a fast signal bodeboop start by heeding the mother of all.

>>54776969
I took out all the periods, commas, and the TM. I got

FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multi-step aerobic test, and a pacemaker test of 20 seconds is started in 30 seconds. The start speed starts late, but it gets faster every minute since listening to this signal. Single Please complete lap every time you hear this sound. again

>>54776587
Left and right have nothing to do with any of this.

left/right ideology focuses on wealth distribution and establishment of rights that favor the working class versus concentration of wealth and power in the nobility through the king's divine right of rulership.

Not any of that invented bullshit you were repeating off fox-news just now.

>>54773675
Don't forget China had an influence on this.
Ming era China was a great era for yuri/lesbian novels and literature in general.

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>>54747327
ANON PLEASE STOP

>>54760884
>nerd and his hot wife
So Fafnir is the bottom, is what you're saying?

>>54777334
>wealth distribution
Every system in the world gives a Pareto distribution.

That's just what happens when you try to make a normal distribution when zero is a thing you can hit.

>>54777334
Yet progressives not only consistently vote left, but use Marxist terminology and concepts outside of an economic concept (the idea of a privileged upper class, a struggle, teleological history (being on the "right side" of history), the desire for a stronger and more powerful state that enforces equality et cetera).

>versus concentration of wealth and power in the nobility through the king's divine right of rulership.
What is this, 1789? Robespierre's left would be considered center-right today if not far right. Keep in mind that these "left wing" revolutionairies [admittedly they were considered left wing at the time] *apologized* to the people of France in a formal letter for standardizing the price of grain (ergo interrupting the free market) due to famine. They were radical "muh invisible hand" capitalists, not the forerunners of a Soviet revolution like Marxist revisionists like to imagine (hence the Soviets actually constructing a statue in his honor, disgusting).

The progressive left is precisely left because it cannot exist without a big, interventionist and overbearing left. What would the progressive right hypothetically even look like? "The state is too strong so we need to roll back its competences yet at the same time the state must ensure that every race is proportionately represented in higher education regardless of grades"? "Progressive right" is an oxymoron.

>>54747327
fucking wew

>>54768915
>Simply put, you put on a different "face" in public and a radically different one in private.
This explains the gap I had in my knowledge of Persona!

Thanks anon!

>>54774302
Millenium hand and shrimp?

>>54774302
Millenium hand and shrimp?

>>54786682
>>54786762
NANI!

>>54786822
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Millenium+hand+and+shrimp%3F

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>>54747327
Manchurian candidate active

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>>54747327
what in the bledin grimbuble lpanthandickle is going one heer?

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>>54747327
It all makes sense now.

>>54793295
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>>54747327
Nobody translate this.
Don't mess with perfection.

>>54776587
"Leftist" parties in US and Europe favor mass migration because modern left are not actually for worker's rights (as mass migration is basically class warfare against native workers). They are just as neoliberal in their fundamental economic thought as the "rightwing" parties in power are. Left wants mass migration because they basically use the new migrants as a voting block by pandering to them. They don't give a shit about the native people at all, they only care about gaining power for themselves.

I consider modern leftwing parties to be basically treasonous and despise anyone here in my homeland who votes for them.

>>54747327
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Cushion for the pushin

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>>54796149
Just say Political Machine.

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>>54796149
You should see how they act in Canada. In the span of one overblown scandal, the Liberal party went from a Liberal party to a "Liberal" party.

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>>54761126
>>54761126
>Iirc she said she wanted to have a relationship with her like tooru and koboyashi have
That probably going to be traumatic for her.

>>54746941
is that a feat or a skill?

>>54755177
>level 1 players vs high level Dragon

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>>54769566
Bad that they made up a character trait just for the dub, yes, but how does that make the dub 'social justice'-y?

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>>54801593
wut

>>54801704
Fumination Dubs are joke level. Why would a japanese highschool student reference gamergate? Why would someone in One Piece talk about George W Bush? Why would someone in Naruto make a Sarah Palin reference? The people at Fumination simply don't like the shows they dub and hate the audiences, they like money though so they continue to do it.

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>>54798414
It is as if certain someone was right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

>>54801841
If you can't watch a show without someone telling you what they're saying, you're probably more comfortable with localized references anyway.

>>54802357
I think the issue isn't that they're localizing references; it's that they're making political references where they ought not to be. Remember One Piece and Naruto are aimed at children.
Also, there's a fairly large leap between learning a language and knowing a reference. Someone who may be well-versed in Japanese media may certainly understand a reference aimed at Japanese audiences and not know a single drop of Japanese.

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>>54801841
>Why would a japanese highschool student reference gamergate?
Best part about this: it's in PRISON SCHOOL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXurYaIHao

In the original Japanese, she warned the guy she's talking to not to speak to her on a level that's too familliar, as she's still her senpai. In the dub referencing Gamergate makes no sense, because NOBODY is pleased. The target audience that supports Gamergate will be directly offended, those who don't know about the whole issue will be confused (and then they'll google it, and then they'll get mad their fucking anime referenced it for no reason) and the ones who actually think fucking your way to good reviews is acceptable won't even watch Prison School in the first place because it appeals to the "male gaze".

This is also a great way to date an otherwise timeless show. Prison School is unironically my favorite comedy anime, up there with Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun. Yes, I'm fucking mad.

>>54805626
You should watch Seto no Hanayome if you like comedy anime, mermaids, or Yakuza jokes.

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>listening to dubs
Why would anyone do this???

>>54799744
Why do you think she keeps trying to get Kobayashi to eat her tail?
Dragon meat probably extends a human's life span, or something.

>>54801593
Please tell me this is an exaggeration and not verbatim.

>>54807821
Word for word.

>>54808442
Fucking hell.

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What about the other dragons?

>>54805936
There are a lot of silly people out there, anon

>>54769159
This is actually how shit was in Western society until late Victorian puritanism. Everyone important was expected to have a harem of mistresses and was semi-open about it despite also having a wife and a family and such.

>>54810341
...and that was just the priests.

>>54810341
Cm'on it's more about moralists (both religious and humanists) and philosophers figuring out it's not right to be so double-faced and it leads to both actual attempt to be "traditionally" moral and assumed liberalism.
And probably the first time I see someone praising that aspect of thid type of societies.

>>54808527
https://youtu.be/1lgNUnCnGLM?t=4m42s

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>>54802025
10/10 would Sieg hail again

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SHE IS GROWING STRONGER

>>54811208
fuck off /pol/ go back to your containment board.

>>54811208
>Have that German blood
>Great stuff
The ETERNAL ANGLO strikes again.

>>54810990
That's a solid 8.5/10 on the rustle-o-meter.

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>>54796149
>and despise anyone here in my homeland who votes for them.
That's going a bit too far. Makes it a lot harder to fix anything.

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>>54810990
Holy cock.

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>>54811208
>Alsatians (Franco-German)
>Pious, moral and patriotic

>White Americans (Germano-American)
>Industruous, friendly and enterprising

Germans are great people as long as there's no Germany.

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>>54812814
Given that they openly advocate for policies that will not only lead to the demographic replacement of my people in our own homeland, and also total loss of our sovereignty due to encroaching EU federalization, I find it hard to believe that they are just idiots who don't see these things coming.
It is far more logical to assume that they know full well that mass immigration will lead to the loss of demographic dominance of our own people in our own homeland, and that supporting EU federalization will lead to the loss of all sovereignty we have, and that they just find these things to be good developments.
And I cannot see anyone who advocates for those things as good, as anything other than my mortal enemy, because he/she is working towards a future where my descendants will be a minority in our own homeland, and a slave to the EU. I consider it my moral obligation to oppose and if necessary, physically remove anyone who supports those policies because they are an existential threat to my future descendants.

>>54815495
If I can interject myself into this conversation, I think that it's more shortsightedness than actual malevolence (though there ARE malevolent elements. You don't even need to go full /pol/ to realize how openly Calergi-Koudenhove, one of the prominent founding figures of the EU, desired an "Afro-Europeoid" Europe). Much like how corporations don't pollute because they're evil, but because they're amoral entities that simply pursue profit at all costs and pollute if the law enables them to. In that same way, many left wing politicians simply open the floodgates because poor Africans vote left (because let's see things from their perspective: why NOT vote for the party that gives you the most free stuff? All that stuff comes from whitey anyway so there's no backlash for them). What also helps is the post-WW2 paradigm in which Jewish academics are literally untouchable and bringing up the very concept of race, despite all scientific evidence in favor of it, gets you booted out of the scientific community (see: Bill Nye the "science" guy stating that science denies the existence of race but supports the existence of 70+ genders).

A lot of politicians *actually* buy into this bullshit. Remember: there are practically no politicians in Europe who knew of the time before WW2, when race was widely acknowledged and everyone, not just the Nazi's, dabbled in eugenics (because why not try to improve the gene pool and exterminate terminal hereditary diseases?). Some politicians ACTUALLY believe their bullshit. Hence Merkel's retarded argument: "I won't apologize for greeting people in need with a friendly smile". She's bluepilled all the way rather than evil.

>>54815768
You are correct. But be it malevolence or just idiocy, anyone pushing policies that will lead to the subjugation and destruction of my people is my enemy and I will consider it my moral duty to see them destroyed instead.

Also, regarding why were are not taught jack shit about the state of europe before WW2, Kalergi and his sickening ideas for the future of European people, the utter decadence of weimar, all the communists uprising attempts that happened, and so on. It is as if (((someone))) wants to keep info of that time out of the mind of the people because once you begin to delve into that period of time, especially to Weimar and the rampant degeneracy that existed there, you start to realize that maybe, the Nazis weren't just satan incarnate and instead, were plenty justified in their actions.

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>>54815884
>anyone pushing policies that will lead to the subjugation and destruction of my people is my enemy and I will consider it my moral duty to see them destroyed instead.
For every head you cut off, two more will arise. Just like with the law keeping the destructive nature of corporations in check, there needs to be a law that keeps the incompetence of the ruling law in check. A great law the Romans and various Greek representative states had was the idea of peregrines, or foreigners on domestic territory. In Athens, only third generation immigrants could become citizens. In Rome, peregrines could only earn Roman citizenship for themselves and their families after having served as auxiliary troops for 25 years (until the mid 3rd century, but by then the house of cards was already collapsing). What's so great about this? It prevents politicians from appealing to subversive foreign elements. Nobody in Rome feared unwashed Gallic barbarian voting for senators that gave them the most gibsmedats.

>(((them)))
This conspiracy theory is full of glaring flaws. First of all, it assumes Jews as some monolithic entity with zero nationalist/anti-SJW elements (Who are Shapiro and Zemmour?). Secondly, it lacks explanatory power because we can eliminate the International Jew as a monolithic entity from the narrative and still see the same trends, especially the correlation between female suffrage on the one hand and increased welfare, more mass migration, a growing state and thougher crackdown on "harmful" opinions on the other. What our ancestors did differently from us is not exterminate undesirables, but keep foreigners and women (subversive elements) out of politics. Politicians back then were as much vote whores as they are today, they were just limited by a legal framework that kept the state running as intended.

Also
>Nazi's [...] were plenty justified
How? As much as the modern left sickens me, it doesn't sicken me enough to justify totalitarianism and genocide.

>>54816021
>litteraly wanting to rape white women to produce more whitew

>>54810990
>Start playing
>Stop playing

I can't. Tohru is acceptable but Kobayashi is cancer.

Who casts these mongrels?! Who directs this stuff?! What producers let this shit happen?!

>>54816021
This thread is not for this discussion at all, so I won't go further into my beliefs but I do suggest that you look further into weimar and how the influence of the international jewry was talked about even by great men like Churchill back in the day.
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Zionism_versus_Bolshevism

It is not just a conspiracy theory at all. Labeling it as such simply shields these criminals from being exposed for what they are.

>>54805936
As somebody who wants to enter the voice work industry, let me tell you dubs aren't exclusively shit. The problem is that the money's not there, especially not anymore today, so dubbing directors half-ass the translation and cast union VAs into unfitting roles.
The German dubbing industry during its peak in the early 2000's had fucking amazing dubs, and the Simpsons dub has received a cult following all of its own.

Whatever the normal stats for a young girl are.

Then add "Plastic horns headband" to the equip list.

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>>54816538
>Whatever the normal stats for a young girl are.
Not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEPY5AjpaCg

>>54816021
The fall of Rome was far from inevitable in the mid 3rd century.

>>54816751
The Western Empire "fell" because of economic developements shifted the empire from the west to the east.
The nobility of Rome just progressively moved from here to Constantinopolis and the western emperor was subordinate to the eastern one.
Heck even Venice was a vassal of the Byzantine Empire.
The whole idea of the fall of the Roman Empire ad even Western Roman Empire is just catholic holy roman german empire propaganda.

>>54805936
Muh "you lose whats happening on the scene if you have to read"
I swear people just can't read at all

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>>54816867
In my experience (having watched subbed media for as long as I remember) it's not difficult to see what's going on while reading the subs, but (especially if the subs don't remain on screen for a long time) it's easy to miss out on small details. There's a very valid reason why, ceteris paribus, people prefer watching media in their own language.

>>54816811
The east was always substantially more productive than the west. The only area of Europe which could compare to the urbanization of Egypt, the Levant, Anatolia, Africa (the province), was Italy.

The western empire fell for many many reasons, the most of which was external pressure (invasion), civil war, and increasing reliance on mercenaries. Few of the contributing factors were inevitable by the mid 3rd century.

This girl is super lewd.

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>>54747327

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I don't know anything about a secret liberal conspiracy to turn everyone into Jewish African Women while slandering the innocent Nazis who dindu nuffin.

Though I'm pretty confident that Kanna is cute.
Give her +3 on cuteness-related charisma checks.

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>>54747327
I have a great deal of time to get a chance to win the world of the gods rally. The characters weren't received too well as a symbol of his eight hours of the best way to get a good pizza. If you want me to drop my truck off to bed now, I have. Slayer of the gods! I'm glad you are you, but I am the Quesadilla, and I don't know if you can come in. The characters were you, and the vampire origin and the sorcerous mutant-child Cyspeth. This is key, because you can't make any assumptions before you know how strong the PCs costanzaed at least a couple of things to do. He gathered in the same book they are you. After completing a few days ago, I have been a long term care insurance.