Pic related is set loose upon the galaxy of 40k. What happens?

>>54739917

That's just Cypher.

>>54739917
The warp is stolen.
War ends. No one knows what to do.

>>54739917
Who is she and why should I care.

>>54739937
MILLENNIALS GET OUT REEEEEE >HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN RIDE MAGIC SCHOOLBUSES OR READ RAINBOWS REEEEE NEVER LOOKED FOR WALDO ONCE IN HIS UNDERAGED FAGGOT LIFE REEEEE

>>54739937
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>>54739958
>>54739965
I was born in 1989, dumb ass. I bet neither of you even remember watching Wishbone.

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A list of things Carmen Sandiego has stolen:
The Khyber Pass
>The Steps To The Tango
>Uluru
>The Baton Used To Lead The Vienna Boys Choir
>The Fish From Half Of Lake Titicaca
>The Plans For This Year’s Carnival
>The Silver Pagoda
>The Game Winning Puck From The First Stanley >Cup Championship
>The Strait Of Magellan
>The Keys To The Forbidden City
>Havana’s Best Cigars
>Hans Christian Andersen’s Writing Desk
>The Nile River Delta
>The Gargoyles From Notre Dame Cathedral
>The Keys From Beethoven’s First Piano
>The Olympic Flame
>The Best Coffee
>All The Goulash
>Geysir
>Gandhi’s Glasses
>The Island Of Bali
>The Presidential Palace’s Finest Rug
>The Salt From The Dead Sea
>The Sistine Chapel’s Ceiling
>The Snow From Atop Mt Fuji
>Nairobi International Airport
>Every Last Drop Of Salsa
>Casablanca
>The Abominable Snowman
>The Dykes
>All The Kiwi Birds
>The Delta Of The Niger River
>K2
>The Controls For The Panama Canal
>The Headwaters Of The Amazon River
>A Monkey-Eating Eagle
>The Trans-Siberian Railroad
>The Middle Of The Trans Arabian Pipeline
>The Statue Of Sir Stamford Raffles
>The Cape Of Good Hope
>The Secret Recipe For Kimchee
>The Bulls From Pamplona

>>54739998

Wishbone's voice always reminded me of Peter Parker for some reason. Even though they were nothing alike.

I was born in 1966, don't get me started on what a chunk of y'all haven't watched. LOL!

>>54739998
Carmen Sandiego was the villain of an education show series names "Where in the world/time is Carmen Sandiego?". She was a super thief capable of stealing anything, anywhere, anytime and even abstract concepts like mathematics.

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>>54740091

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>>54740130
She was so good at what she did, she even got the title "The Queen Of Crime".

>>54740168
She probably stole that title. From herself.

>>54740168

She stole my heart, but alas she would not take my dick

>>54740130
She started as a series of educational computer games. The cartoon and educational gameshows came later.

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1++ invulnerable save

0 CP: Gain control of all enemy models.

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I just noticed something. Tight fitting bodysuit, trenchcoat, large rimmed hat... She's an Inquisitor!

>>54740192
Huh I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me. I had ine of the games.

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>>54740180
I wouldn't put it past her. This *is* the woman who stole the rings of Saturn once, and tried to steal the supermassive blackhole at the center of the Milky Way.

>>54740266
The fuck would she even do with that shit. At this point I think she's just doing it to be a bitch.

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Ordo Chronos

>>54740318

She steals for the thrill of it.

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>>54740318
She just loves the challenge of it, really. Especially when it puts her at odds with the investigators.

>>54740318
She is doing it to be a bitch. So she can have fun running away from ACME agents.

>>54739917
Isn't that the inquisitor often seen working with the Blood Ravens?

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>>54740342
Oh, and here's some more stuff she's stolen:
>Golden Gate Bridge
>Angel Falls
>Great Wall of China
>Roman Colloseum
>Nile River
>Grand Canyon
>Great Barrier Reef
>Petronas Towers
>Caspian Sea
>Mount Everest
>Hubble Space Telescope
>and Ayer's Rock

>>54740476
It says something that in one of the books I read as a kid, the fact that Carmen was stopping the days from advancing because she stole the International Date Line was just a throwaway remark to explain why ACME had been busy lately.

>>54740203
Thats not Carmen Sandiego, thats La Phantoma, a comicbook character from Marvel.

>>54739917
>>54739923

She's basically Ceogorach guys

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>>54740740
>Thats not Carmen Sandiego, thats La Phantoma, a comicbook character from Marvel.

Wrong, Quiz Kid! That's a Carmen Sandiego recolor of DC's Madame Mirage. See pic related.

>>54740944

Er Top Cow. I started to say Madame Xanadu, which was a DC/Vertigo character even though I was looking at this cover -- I plead sleep deprivation.

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>>54740944
HAHA, CHARADE YOU ARE, NOW THAT I HAVE HER TRUE NAME I CAN FINALLY FIND ART OF HER BESIDES THIS ONE PICTURE TO MASTURBATE TO! THE LAST LAUGH IS MINE!

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Original Carmenfag here. I love how Carmen has ascended into /tg/ such that I don't even need to make threads for her anymore, or push her.

Thanks guys.

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>>54739917
Sort of happened already, actually.

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>>54741036

I'm happy to help! But you could have just asked, too, I'd have told you.

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>>54741089
Your welcome Anon. Now kindly ignore the fact that your coffee is gone.

>>54741118
Easy enough since I don't drink coffee.

I hope the Netflix revival show is good...

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>>54741158
It has to be. It's probably the only hope of this series becoming a thing again.

>>54740318
When she was up against another impossibly good thief in the cartoon she was disgusted that he was stealing shit based on it's financial value to get rich. She steals just "to take what other have". That is her entire motivation she steals thing for the love of theft.

>>54740318

Part of the "lore" of Carmen Sandiego is that she used to be the STAR of the ACME detective agency but grew bored from a lack of a real challenge. So she became the master criminal of her age instead but she seems completely disinterested in getting any material wealth or power out of her crimes. She frequently saves ACME detectives sent to capture her if their lives are in danger.

I have heard an interesting theory that part of what she is doing is getting her "number 2's" caught. She almost always has an accomplice involved in many of her crimes, and they always have much more nefarious/shady goals in mind. This might make her a deep undercover thief still working for ACME.

>>54739998
>Wishbone
That actually made me smile. Thank you. I remember loving the Time Machine episode.

>>54740031
Didn't she steal the concept of Math once?

>>54739998
1989 would make you a millennial you fucking genius.

>>54743453
They keep moving the goalposts on generations. I remember growing up they called us Gen X. Now were millenials. Fucking stupid.

>>54740476
>More stuff she's stolen:
>Ayer's Rock
>>54740031
>Uluru

I'd comment on how she managed to steal the same thing twice, but in different languages, but that seems like exactly the kind of thing she would do.

>She steals both New York City AND "The Big Apple"

>>54743453
>>54743474
Wait, I thought Gen Y's were millennials?

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>>54739917
She finally finds true love.

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>>54743587
So they stole each other's hearts?

>>54739933
In the grim dark future, there is only... hey! Where's the war?!

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>>54743657

>>54743587
Now I want to see a fanfic about these two competing for some space treasure, while falling in love with each other. Carmen apreciates Trazyn for his love of history and collecting and preserving it on a galaxy hell-bent of destroying itself, while Trazyn feels some sliver of emotion for her after millenia as a soulless necron.

>>54739958
>NEVER LOOKED FOR WALDO ONCE IN HIS UNDERAGED FAGGOT LIFE REEEEE
His name is Wally, you filthy burger.

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>>54739917
>She will never steal my virginity.

>>54740475
This

>>54743271
At least once Carmen remarked that she has a weak spot for dumb criminals. Most of V.I.L.E. from the games and original TV show (less so Where in Time) don't really seem to be any more nefarious than her, but all of them are fantastic at their jobs as thieves.

I've usually taken this to mean that V.I.L.E. actually mostly concerns itself with training criminals to start approaching Carmen Sandiego's level. But she also will only train criminals who are as fundamentally harmless as she is.

Of course, this also means that Carmen is such a good teacher that she can take utter nincompoops and turn them into thieves that make Arsène Lupin looks like an amateur cutpurse.

>>54739958
>>54740130
I'm not sure if her show actually aired over here.

I don't remember ever watching it. So eh.

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>>54744614
you stole my post

>>54745420
>At least once Carmen remarked that she has a weak spot for dumb criminals
There is some inconsistency in this, mostly because it depends on what part of the franchise you are looking at. The game show and Where in the World? series generally had more sinister henchman. Something like the Where in Time? and TV series seemed to emphasize more of a student-mentor relationship.

Which is what you get with different writers and publishers over decades.

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>>54739917
Carmen somehow Steals The Remaining blackstone fortresses, Drachnyen, and Abbadon's arms (although he swears they're still there and he'll kick the shit out of you if you say otherwise). The only way to retrieve them is for the forces of Chaos to go on an edutaining adventure to find her.

This fail because, as evidenced by every game of Black Crusade ever, the Forces of Chaos are incapable of working together for extended periods of time without back stabbing each other and are only surpassed by DEldar in terms of dysfunctionality.

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>gets an honorary position as captain
>steals all their shit
>???
>profit

>>54744024
Not a write fag but someone needs to do a /tg/ erotic fanfic of this coupling!

>>54744024
And then gets the Roborod.