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>Undead servants Why settle for skeletons?

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>Undead servants

Why settle for skeletons?
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>>54672462
Because what you posted is gross but skeles are aesthetic
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Skeletons can last a lot longer than flesh, flesh rots while skeletons take far longer.
Plus if the necromancer is alive it's unhygienic.
When I mean 'last a lot longer' I mean in the sense that It can just stay in a spot and not rot away, in combat flesh is also useful for absorbing shock but one has to look at both angles.
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>>54672546
Skeleton pls go.
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Apprentice necromancer here, a few questions.

Can I only necromance animals, or can I do plants too?

If I can necromance plants, then if I necromance dead plant matter like a tree, does the wood count as flesh or bone?

Also is it possible to necromace fungi?
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>>54672462
Ghosts are the real answer.
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>>54672649
But ghosts are typically sentient unless they are just bits of emotion clumped together, and usually ghosts are not happy at being enslaved.
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>>54672637
I think the cutoff is sapient creatures that have souls. Else you'd see necromancers also becoming terramancers since soil is dead dinosaurs.
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>>54672720
Aww shucks, there goes my chance at inventing a new form of necromancy.
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>>54672720
>I think the cutoff is sapient creatures that have souls.
Never seen a skeleton T-rex before?
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>>54672462
>Why settle for skeletons?
Kids this day have no appreciation of classics
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>>54672801
Skeleton T-rex yes, necromancer crude oil not so much
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>>54672801
I'd rather not get into that territory, because then you'll have to explain age cutoffs.
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>>54672818
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sapient
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>>54672801
Only zombie T-rex.
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>>54672462
Because traaditions. Spoopy skellingtons are a mark and representative of all things undead ever.
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>>54672637
>necromance
>animals
>can I do plants too
Do whatever you wish, perv. You're kinky as hell. Wear protection, bodies rot.
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>>54672462
Skeletons generally don't leave slime or blood trails, come premade, and can be disguised if needed.
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>>54672865
On the other hand, pincer nipples have their own appeal.
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>>54672617
no
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>>54672637
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>>54672818
You think those slime girls are alive?
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>>54673260
Soaks your zombies right up!* Get yours today!
(extensively tested on zombie thrips people)
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>>54672462
because abathur isnt undead
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>>54672462
Because skeletons don't stink
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because skeletons can fly
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>>54672577
This here plus you can dig older skeletons out of their grave, means more matetial to animate.
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>>54672462
Why, indeed?
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>>54672720
don't you want to be a petromancer? Master of the Back Sea?
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If I was a lich fixated on sex what would my undying dungeon look like?
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>>54672637
I dunno, can't I just cast teleport on your heart into my hand and polymorph you into a dying animal, killing you?
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>>54672818
Crude doesn't really have its origins in vertebrates. They've never made up much biomass. Most of petroleum comes from algae and plankton.
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