How do you fight a ghost, /tg/?
Magic
>>54647755
Rape it
Pure rage
Masturbation. The ghost will feel so awkward it'll move on, regardless of finished business or not.
with your dick
Kill yourself so you become a ghost then beat it up
Magic must defeat magic.
Fight fire with fire,
fight spirit with spirit!
Simple.
>>54647875
ONNNNE MOOOOREEEE THING
>>54647851
I would go see the shitty play at the local community theater with her.
>>54647755
Kill yourself and then fight it on its own level.
>>54647755
With a set of Nth Metal Knuckles, of course.
>>54647851
>that body
>that resting bitch face
I'm conflicted about this. In a good way.
Imagine she would be super snarky, but play along if you don't get discourage by the attitude.
>>54647755
I know who to call
>>54647755
>How do you fight a ghost, /tg/?
You can draw a line of salt underneath all the doorways in a house and a ghost won't be able to pass through them anymore- even if they're passing through the wall or something, any salt-lined room is off limits. Ghosts can pass through solid objects because they can traverse any 'dead' routes that existed while they were alive, so if the geography has change they don't have to 'respect' it sort to speak, but salt is 'maaaaagic' or some such bullshit, so Ghosts can't cross it.
Ghosts can be SMOKED out as well by burning certain smokey herbs n' so forth: sage, rosemary, & thyme are the ones that come to mind immediately, but I'm sure there are other plants that ghosts can't fucking stand once they've got a good smoke going on. Lots of people say this changes the 'negative energy' in a room, but that's bullshit: Ghosts just can't function properly with all that smokey'ness and eventually just leave.
The other two things you can do is wait it out: Ghosts can't exists for longer than they were alive, as they become contradictory, forget what they're supposed to be and eventually pass onto whatever afterlife is available while their physical ghosty essence dissipate into non-human spirits such as brownies, kobolds, gnomes, etc.. To speed up this process you can also cremate their remains, people with cremated remains either don't become ghosts or have a much difficult time doing so since can't be angsty if you're not rotting.
If it's the Ghosts of someone who's still alive, you can just go take it up with them and their still very real bodies.
That's apparently how you fight
>"REAAAAAL Ghosts".
>>54647755
wrestle it back into its tomb.
>>54648196
>sage, rosemary, & thyme
So, what, just pop an herb encrusted roast in the oven and I'm good?
Call it a faggot and demoralize it.
>>54647755
Same way I deal with most threats I can't just decapitate. I threaten to decapitate it's loved ones. If it has no loved ones I befriend it, seduce it, impregnate it, then threaten to decapitate whatever happens out of that situation.
>>54647851
this
>>54647997
>>54647755
What kind of ghost are we talking here?
>>54647997
>when a ghost kills you, but then you become a ghost and haunt your killer's ghost
>>54647755
Dig up the ghost's body and throw it at them. The ghost will reposes their own body, at which point you can kill them
>>54647755
Purification in progress...
>>54647796
>>54647851
>>54647755
Sorcery is the most obvious way, but if you don't have a sorcerer knowledgeable in relevant rituals on hand or the ghost is more powerful than them you'll need to either resolve whatever obsessions are sustaining their spirithood or else figure out what esoteric-but-personally-relevant shit they're weak to. Detective work may be in order.
>>54647755
Iron and salt, mah boi
Or UV bullets
Leave an offering and befriend the ghost instead
>>54647755
Beat your god wife and infant child to death with a bat, clearly
With a camera combines Eastern magics with Western science.
>>54648863
So what the fuck was up with OFF anyway?
>>54647755
See supernatural, and either Presence Extrusion or Aura Extension.
Or magic.
>>54647755
Excellent game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE
You have toforgive it :')
>>54649199
Deliberately ambiguous, but the popular theory seems to be that the world of the game and just about everyone in it is a product of the imagination of a troubled terminally ill child which has gone horribly wrong, and the Batter's mission of purification is an attempt at euthanasia.
>>54649199
I haven't played it in years so the tentative understanding I had of the plot has largely faded, but I enjoyed it all the same. It was a game that basically flipped off conventional logic and made it's own world by it's own rules.
In truth the kid at the end isn't your kid though most people interpret him this way due to confusing translations. Hugo, the kid, is actually the one who creates Batter, the Queen and the Guardians. You also aren't Batter, but 'The Puppeteer' who Batter has lied to by omission in requesting your assistance in his mission. It's really strange and meta, but I liked it.
>>54649270
Usually I'm kind of leery about remixed but this one is pretty cash, especially if you dig the creepy vibe of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-blwjXkZow
>>54647813
RIP AND TEAR
>>54647755
Iron can be hit or miss depending on the setting. If its related to the Fey in any way, like irish myth or whatnot, iron is your go to for killing the supernatural. Otherwise the ghost might just phase through it like any other mundane material. Silver, on the other hand, is usually a pretty good bet for killing various supernatural entities.
Depends on your definition of 'fight' as well. Do you mean to actively combat it, indirectly remove its influence on the world, or just get it out of its normal haunting grounds?
Also, good taste with OFF. Fun, if meta at times, and a mind-screw ending.
>>54650049
>Depends on your definition of 'fight' as well.
To purify it from the world
>>54647755
Douse myself in holy water, piss on a bible, and punch it.
Dark Souls did it best. Ghosts are cursed so they can only be fought by other cursed things. To fight them you just subject yourself to a shitty minor curse.
>>54647755
Channel your chi by humming the Ghostbusters theme and then punch them.
>>54647755
call it a punk. everyone knows ghosts can't stand insults
>>54647755
Water because whats solid to us is no hindrance for them, but they can't Phase through what keeps changing
>>54647755
LIKE THIS.
>>54649307
>everyone in it is a product of the imagination of a troubled terminally ill child
I was really enjoying myself playing OFF until I got to this part in the story.
>>54647755
The more important question: Can we make a few bucks while we do it?