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>>54631540
Everyone is a bard. Do you have what it takes to be the next [insert kingdom name here] idol?

Chaotic Evil Bard roams the land playing magic music that causes people to turn mindlessly violent

The party has to follow him around and heckle at his every performance

A man has a dream to go to every show and call the person a fag.

A major musician is a vampire, and the only way to get close enough to him is to open for his concert. Some sort of talent show or similar stupid thing is apparently how they decide who opens for them, but they only want other spooky people

>>54631540
Aspiring comedian John is pushed too far by a heckler, his emotional vulnerability allowing the voices in his head to take over and make him do horrible things to just about everyone.

Everyone Is OP

Free Form Fantasy Adventure Game

Works best with an improv group, as pictured

>>54631540
You play as a being of pure ego trying to do stand up for a room full of mythos horrors.

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>>54631540
The Party is sent in undercover to be a part of the Miss Faerûn pageant after a mysterious group said they were going to bomb the event. They're paired with a elf who's dealt with these pageants and been making these creatures pageant queens for a very long time.

I then wait till someone realises what they're playing and calls me a fag

Los Magos Tel Tiempo, you are a Time Wizard Of Being-Heckled-On-Stage. Time Agents are out to destroy the current timeline, because they have deemed, 10,000 years in the future, that a seemingly random mass murder of everyone you know and care about right now, will lead to a minor improvement in electrical efficiency down the timestream that theoretically will save two more people than they're killing now. You've been blessed with power from their time machine's incursion at 7:55 PM during the Heckled-On-Stage.

Are you a bad enough comedian to save everyone you care for, using your powers of being heckled?

>>54631540
>an animate object spell has gone awry and turned a cigarette butt into a sentient being that constantly faces ridicule and is cursed to get called out on its non-human-ness
>it hires a party of intrepid adventurers to turn it into a real human bean

>>54631540
>You were once a standup comedic group
>But you were heckled just one too many times
>Kill your former audiences, while cracking puns to show them just how big of philistines they are!

>>54631908
you're a faggot for wanting this campaign but I'm a double faggot for wanting it to happen anyways

>>54631540
>>54631540
Your party is a bunch of demons/prophets/time travellers trying to prevent the creation of weaponized laughter by preventing the comedic success of the 4 horsemen of comedy.

>>54631540
>>54635593
One guy bases all his comedy off of personal experiences, so you need to make his life unrelatable.

Another comedian bases his humor off of lowering expectations to such an extent, that people will laugh to death if dogshit is rolled out to the stage. You need to make sure his life isn't a disappointment by weekend at Burnie'sing his dull, uneventful body into having a successful life. He's still alive, he's just such a disappointment to literally everyone, including any sort of will off his or combat ability that he just accepts this as his life.

And so on, and so forth.

Ghosts are the manifestation of great happiness or sadness. As a ghost hunter, you must insult ghosts brought on by positive emotions and compliment ghosts brought on by negative emotions to destroy them. To do this, you must research what kind of life they lived in order to know what kind of ghost they are and to know the best plan of attack.

>>54635822
Are the people who hunt ghosts known as "Slides" ?

>>54631540

Stranger called my friend a fag once and he got super upset and beat this dude so whenever I need a quick plothook, they're in a tavern and he's being called a fag.

He sucks huge dicks whenever making rolls in these situations and the irony is not lost to anyone.

>>54631540
The party is a group of drunk hecklers crashing comedy and poetry clubs.

>>54631540
"FFFAG"
One word, one wizard. Once he uttered those words, everyone in the lands became gay. Now, it's up to the party to undo what has been done, before everyone's asses has been snatched and thoroughly pounded. Do you have what it takes to take it (like a man)?

>>54631540
Seinfeld but you're all ghosts

>>54632282
This

>>54631540
Local man mistakenly hires bards to do an exorcism instead of clerics. They become renowned ghostbusters

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>>54631540
unsuccessful Bard gets hired by some rogues to break into a alchemists lab...

>>54631540
A tampon wants to live out his dream of being a stand up comidean but rolls a 1 for his speech check and is sad he will only be used to stop a heavy flow

>>54631540
awwww poor ghostie

>>54631540
An evil bard (comedian) is tired of being called a homosexual, so he concocts a plan to kidnap and marry a princess to prove you all wrong.

>>54642040
>the princess was a boy, raised as a girl by the mad king.

>>54631540

Liche wants to make gay marriage legal.

He's a Bard with only one shot, one opportunity to seize everything he ever wanted.

>>54635700

Turn this from "prevent the creation of weaponised laughter" to "thwart an attack on the metaphysical concept of comedy" and you've got yourself a Nobilis game.

>>54631540
I wanna fuck that ghost