can love bloom between man and beast? did you ever pull this

>>54619142

Literally every time you play with a DnD or derivative Sorcerer, there's love blooming somewhere in their past, so yes

>>54619142
>Dragons in most fantasy settings have vaguely feline anatomy.
>Cats have vast amounts of empty space in their bodies, allowing them to get completely run through with arrows in some places with only a minor cut and some discomfort to show for it.
>Spear injury is probably non-vital and way worse then it looks.
>None of the arrows are even piercing its skin, they're all just stuck in the wool.
>Sword and axe wounds are superficial at worst.
Dragon is milking its injuries for that sweet human booty.
Clever girl.

>>54619142
Look, i don't care if it's sapient, that's still literally bestiality and as much as that hook is "interesting", it's something i'm wary of inserting into campaign.

Besides, any unconventional romance already serves that niche pretty well and without uneasy details.

>>54619178
if a donkey and a dragon can form a sexual relationship in a children's movie, than all sophont/sophont relationships are a go for me

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>>54619142
Yes.

>>54619214
Yeah, but i don't trust anyone on /tg/ to have even a grain of subtlety or comedic sense Shrek has.

>>54619235
well, i do.
do i need a document to prove that?

>>54619246
>well, i do.
This is how you spot a person completely unfit for the job.

>>54619142
She's dead, Caim.

>>54619256
no, not really

>>54619256
What, trusting others makes one unfit for a job?

>>54619142
My DM is trying to make me fall is love with a dragon; I know he'll just kill it if I do.

So I killed it first

>>54619142
Wasn't this pic part of a Dragon Mom series?

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>>54619142
It blooms all the time, anon, you just have to open your third eye more clearly.

>>54619142
>Hands are terrible weapons because they aren't weapons
>But let me compare them to actual weapons that humans make with those hands.

>>54619178
All laws against bestiality in our own world are for one of two reasons:
1) Concerns over animal abuse, something that would not be as precedent with a sapient creature that can consent.
2) "Crimes against nature", a fancy way of saying a bunch of cultists who still believe in imaginary sky daddies don't like _____, and therefore it shouldn't exist. Anal sex is coincidentally another "crime against nature"

It's not bestiality if it's a fictional, sapient creature. You should probably take some time off of posting this shit in every thread with beast races and go jack it to moeblobs or whatever interests you kids these days.

>>54624010
Regardless how it is in the settings, there's still the fact that they're viewed through the lens of modern sensibilities where "but she's a SAPIENT winged dog, she can consent" is roughly the same as "But she's 700 years old, she just LOOKS like that".

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>>54619142
Don't see why this shouldn't be applicable

>>54619142
source?

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>>54624010
>cultists who still believe in imaginary sky daddies
Your fedora needs some tipping.

>>54619142
Dragons old enough to legally concent by dragon standards typically have the ability to assume humanoid form through draconic sorcery, so yes.

>>54619174
>Cats have vast amounts of empty space in their bodies, allowing them to get completely run through with arrows in some places with only a minor cut and some discomfort to show for it.
Seriously? I've always wondered how my dad's cat was able to get shot and be none the worse for wear.

>>54624010
>cultists who still believe in imaginary sky daddies

I want to stone the obnoxious cunt that started this meme to death.

>>54624390

No, cats have organs just like everyone else. Not sure where that other guy heard that bullshit.

>>54624010

Or the third option: the prevent degeneracy.

If you keep letting weird shit happen, it just opens the door for weirder and weirder shit until society collapses.

>>54619142
You love your dog and your dog loves you.

I think you're talking about sexual love?
I think it is possible to do it without delving into a magical realm. If the thing is sentient and capable of taking human form, that is.

Imagine a classical D&D dragon that learned shapeshifting in order to live among humans. Or any other sentient being who is fairly good at spellcasting, for that matter.

Anything other than that and it quickly turns into a furryfag shitfest.

>>54624349
Not all of them, Chromatics can learn the spells for polymorphing into humanoid forms but it comes naturally to Metallics. I figure this has to do with game designers realizing people want Metallic NPCs they could get quests from or bone.

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>>54619457
B E G O N E T H O T

>>54622243
The guy in OP's pic is clearly a monk.

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>>54624507
>>54624516
>>54624349
>Imagine a classical D&D dragon that learned shapeshifting in order to live among humans. Or any other sentient being who is fairly good at spellcasting, for that matter.

It's kind of funny, the most common dragons to find in Humanoid form (and thus open to having sex with Humans) all begin with S; Steel, Song and Silver.

>>54624461
The same goes with puritanism.
we've seen it happen with the sjw's, but with gays and cuckolds.

The only option, as always, is extremist centrism.

What about a female illithid ( or any other humanoid who is psionic or have natural mind control skills ) that like you and mind controls you to see her as a human female, because she thinks you wouldn't be attracted to her otherwise?

>>54624657
>The only option, as always, is extremist centrism.
I am totally & extremely ambivalent about this idea. /neutralplanet

>>54624731
That's rape, anon.

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>>54624741
Yes, and...?

>>54624741
Because she's deceiving him? What if he knows about it but is fine with it anyways?

By your logic, women that do plastic surgery and use makeup are rapists, too.

>>54624751
I thought the prompt was mutual love between a man and a beast?

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>>54619142

>>54624741
Still very tame compared to the average illithid.

>>54624010
>my retarded one dimensional moeblob is better than your one dimensional moeblob because it's an overgrown lizard!
Ur a faget

>>54624440
Cat have a lot of loose skin.

>>54625547
>have disected a cat in bio
>can confirm that, while there are OF COURSE organ systems, there is large amounts of otherwise mostly empty space on a cat.

>>54624307
Go back to tumblr.

>>54619142
What's pic source?-

>>54624010
Anal sex is objectively a bad idea because of the potential for transmitting diseases. We might not be able to prove the existence of god, but we can prove the existence of fecal bacteria.

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>>54625792
https://e621.net/post/index/1/sanzo
I know it's e621, but Sanzo is pretty much all SFW.

>>54626787
>Anal sex is objectively a bad idea because of the potential for transmitting diseases

That's what HIV is for.

>>54626787
Don't for example horses have highly controllable and strong anal muscles? I remember having seen a post once about this

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>>54627484
That doesn't mean you should have sex with them.

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>>54624741
It's not rape if you completely eradicate his free will and replace it with your will, altering his personality entirely.

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>>54619286
Fuck you

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If there ever was a good reason why non-humans have to be put to the sword, this has to be it.

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I'd much rather fuck a sapient beast then a furry

>>54627726
If, by sword, you mean dick, then yes.

>>54619142
A monster is a monster. Every hour a day, it will be a potential threat to innocent lives, no matter how peaceful or friendly it pretends to be. It's man's duty to slay monsters before they have the chance to slaughter innocents in cold blood. Man who attempts to romance monsters should not be surprised when the monster tear their throats out in the exact moment they're vulnerable.

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>>54619142
Look mate, no matter how you do it people will accuse you of being MAgicl Realm. Really, no matter wht you have in a game, people will always accuse you for magical realm regardless of what it is.

Magical Realm nowadays is just a buzzword used by easily triggered autists, just like how "rape" and "microaggression" are used tumblr

You just need to learn to stop caring what randos on the interwebs think, and learn to get a feel foryour group and learning to strike a cord with what is and isn't acceptable for your one group in particular. That's literally it.

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>>54627628
>eradicate his free will and replace it with your will, altering his personality entirely.
That's murder anon. You've just committed murder-rape

>>54627816
Are men not the most dangerous monsters of all?

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>>54619142

>>54619142
I made a crystal dragon drink a love potion then through positive reinforcement and affection made her fake feelings real. The DM hated me.

If we're on the topic of dragons and love, how exactly would a male and female dragon mate with each other. You'd think the male would mount the female, like say a horse, but then the tail could be a an obstacle for the male. Would or could dragons perform a type of missionary position which allows for easier access to the cloaca? I need answers.

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>>54624741
even better

>>54629795

Coitus between dragons probably closely resembles the coitus between birds of prey.

That being, Dragons take to the wing and perform courting displays in the air and eventually grasp claws and mate whilst in the air, before finally culminating in a long, vertical drop that they pull up and separate at the last second. The closer to the ground they get, the more likely/larger a clutch is produced.

>>54628261
Could you elaborate...for reasons? I wanna be you, Anon.

>>54627750
That's already a thing in the furry community. They call them "ferals"

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>>54619142
My party got a princess and a dragon engaged and did security for their wedding, and then the princess was almost murdered so we helped the dragon destroy the enemy's armies, burn the opposing kingdom to the ground, raze the capital, and imprison their royal family to be dragged back in chains and imprisoned for life.

We were supposed to escort wheat caravans

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>>54629795
Bed bug style.

>>54629795
Prehensile, elongated multiple sex organs with additional grasping organs to trap and hold the female in position as the main sex organs penetrate.

Aren't you glad you asked.

>>54627726
Fuck off Garithos.
Go get all of your men killed again because you're a fucking idiot.

>>54624782
No, that's fucking retarded? Physically changing yourself to be more attractive permanently is nowhere near the same thing as mind-controlling someone into raping you.

>>54627917
But Rando is a pretty cool guy, anon. You should definitely care what he thinks.

>>54624307

This is the most retarded image I've seen yet.

>>54632404
Why do you feel that way?

>>54624317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwi9Q9apHGI

>>54619142
>>54619178
Dragon turns into a more human form, fugs in human mode. Easy solution.

>>54619398
Not responding with a punchy one liner about being the lone dick to solve this mess or something.

Moxie. Pananche. Charisma. That's what we were looking for.

"I got it" shows none of these qualities you got.

>>54624010
Hey mate, gonna throw this out here but your argument would seem stronger without insulting people at the end of it. Perhaps not as satisfying for you, but it would invite honest discussion as opposed to an Internet slap fight.

>>54624461
No society has ever collapsed due to degeneracy. before you say romans, they turned into the Byzantines and don't count.

I was in a campaign once where a guy rolled a 1 trying to convince a dragon to leave us alone and instead seduced it. He got dragged back to it's lair to get raped and we had to rescue him.

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I don't see why not.

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>/tg/

>>54629795
They face away from each other with the tail high up and the front part of their body down, and then press their "butts" together to rub their genitalia against the other one.

>>54619142
Define beast.

An elf woman put into a magical steel armored body that can't feel or speak would be pretty beastlike, and I have her in love with the guy who put her in that body.

>>54629795
How do lizards do it?

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>>54619142
With sufficient mutual understanding, time spent together, and a comparable level of intelligence, why not?

In college my best friends room mate was a borderline autistic Asian kid who loved to write short stories. He let me read them occasionally, and this thread reminded me of one

>protag overheard story from sailors about sea monster that attacked them during a storm
>tentacles wrapped around the ship and they spent hours hacking and slashing while not sure if the storm or the monster would sink them first
>finally it released them and they managed to escape the storm as well and made it back alive
>protag ends up on journey to slay monster
>sail to the described area, chum the waters for a few hours with no success
>decide to leave because storm clouds are moving in
>oops too slow get hurricane'd you fuckers
>monster appears at the apex of the storm
>protag gets knocked overboard
>wakes up on island
>hears faint voice of woman in head
>follows it to cave connected to sea
>there is monster
>voice is from monster
>they chat
>she explains the storms around here are really bad so when a ship gets caught in one she holds it steady and keeps it afloat until the storm passes and just endures the pain of being cut and stabbed for a few hours
>but y tho that shit crazy
>she was a goddess who loved humans and refused to kill a follower who somehow incidentally offended the head of the pantheon
>so not-zues killed the dude himself and cursed her to live as what humans feared and hated the most
>she can communicate telepathically, but it's very weak and no one can hear her during the storms lol
>they chat and chat, eventually a ship passes by and she swims the protag out and tosses him on it
>he lives on in infamy for being abducted by the monster then forcing it to return him but he's sad and forever remembers the creature he fell in love with
>fin

>>54619178
Actually, I don't think it counts as bestiality if the beast in question is sentient. But then again, don't quote me on that, it's not like this has ever come up in real life.

>>54635251
How do Lizards do it?

>>54633911
then the Byzantines

>>54627628
Actually it probably still would be considered rape, but even worse, since you mind raped him too

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>>54627584
...why would you even bother censoring a horse's face?

>can love bloom between man and beast?
literally my life desu

>>54633667
multi-directional tipping

>>54636939
Stop posting on imageboards and get back to work, Cletus, or i'll call the uncle again.

>>54636611
Fun fact!

If you use lizards as a base, you're entirely justified to have a species of all female lesbian dragons.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_grassland_whiptail_lizard

>>54636870
Even animals deserve a reasonable expectation of privacy.

>>54619142
Magical realm is just shorthand for "not okay for bullshit reasons", so go ahead if your know what your group is okay with.

>>54636703
Byzantine empire fell when the Turks took Constantinople.

>>54627025
Best one is a tie between the oni lord and the nigga what dun murdered the four other niggas and was worried people would think the monstergirl would do it
The cultist kid making his own god was p. gud too

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My DM pushed a human rogue-ratling woman DMPC couple. The guy did all of our non-combat sneaking stuff and a bit of bow damage, the girl did all the camp activities like cooking for us, helping apply first aid, general errands, etc.
Out of dungeons they were the typical lovey-dovey young married couple. They were pretty cute, but then we accidentally got the human killed and from that point on he stopped having the rat girl say anything and we just treated her like a robot that does our chores.

>>54624317
I might not believe in any of the religions in the world, but that doesn't mean I'm not a man of god and faith. Imaginary god or not, if you believe in something you're on a path to heaven. Not believing in something will only get you in limbo

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>>54619142

Sure can, just not the way you'd think

>>54639805
I always loved that image

>>54639805
they are codependent, not qqqqqqt

>>54619142
>a non-magical realm love between man and beast
What is every pet you actually cared about who loved you back. What is every time two animals of different species pal up because they were raised together. What is every time an animal with maternal instincts goes off and adopts a baby of another species. Hell, what is every time two humans from vastly different circumstances have become friends despite having nothing in common, moreso in ancient times when their cultures were so alien an isolated from one another that they might as well be different species in all but biology.

>b-but you can't have romance without sex
Come back when you're 18.

>>54624731
Are we aware she is assuming a more pleasing form for our sake? If yes, then it's okay.

Moreso if she shows us her true form and we still go for it because love doesn't give a fuck about looks.

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>>54640722
>having a pet that you love is """romance"""
>having an adopted sibling or child of a different race is """romance"""
>people of different social classes are like different species and dating them is basically the same thing as dating an animal, dawg
I don't understand furries and I pray every day that I never do

>>54640749
idgf

gimme that squid pussy

>>54638117
which I'm sure their internal problems did not contribute to at all.

>>54624461
>muh slippery slope

go get torched by the atf

>>54619142
Well I had a wizard once that ended up dating a sphinx.

Started out having to answer her riddles to access a passage into a lost oasis and some ruins we needed to search.
Would hike back after exploring each day, so good to talk to someone else with some real smarts and some amount of education.
Become good friends by the time the party found the scrolls we needed.
Go on other adventures, eventually find some items that she might enjoy.
What the hell, I just learned Teleport this level, go visit.
Make a habit of going to hang out with sphinx when I can spare the spells.
Friendship becomes something more.
Propose at the end of the campaign with an item I crafted.
Rubiks cube that when solved turns into multi-sided sudoku puzzle, into crossword that you can cypher out a codeword from and turn it into a puzzle box. Inside the puzzle box was a ring on a necklace.

My players are going to meet their daughter eventually

>>54630044
I never thought I'd run into someone else that watched this when it aired all those years ago

>>54641633
It did

>>54619142
The answer is obviously to stop caring about what people think and to handle the relationship like a real thing not a fetish fantasy. You know have their relationship evolve naturally and slowly earn each others trust therefore the payoff is all the more while. Strangely drakengard did this fairly well despite caim being crazy.

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>>54640840
He said love anon, not romance, stop trying to be a faggot for two seconds and think before you right.

>>54624010
I thought bestiality laws were the nations of Europe ganging up on the Welsh people.

>>54630388
Pencil and Paper RPGs in a nutshell.

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>>54642396
>ends post with sarcastic "y-you can't have romance without sex" clearly indicating that he believes his examples supported the idea of an interspecies romantic relationship, otherwise his post is just a lot of rambling about nothing
>even if that weren't the case "people of a different social class can befriend each other and they're basically different species (???) so another species is really the same thing" is still insane lunatic dogfucker logic
>think before you right
>right

>>54632720
Left is obviously hotter.

>>54619142
Does /k/ count?
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/18527714/#q18532184

>>54619142
As if you could trust a ruthless apex predator. I say kill them all and get back our nuyen!

>>54639805
...Why do i have a feeling this dude has mommy issues?

>>54644842
Because it says so in the picture?

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How else do you found a legendary dynasty?

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r8 my wife

>>54645455
>katana
0/10 you're waifu is weaboo shit

>>54640840
Some human races are basically animals already, so dating them is the same as fucking a beast.

>>54619157
Not necessarily. A sorcerer doesn't need to be in bloodline but could just be exposed to such a powerful force of magic that it becomes innate to them. Getting exposed to limbo could make you a sorcerer.

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It can always be played for comedy.

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>>54624790

>>54636214
Sounds like a cute story, although a little sad

Misunderstood, kind-hearted monsters are an underrated cliche

>>54619142
Test

>>54633911
The West :^)

>>54645827
Why is it that Doom monmusufags always make the meatballs and Cockos into humanoids? Is it because they're as unimaginative as KC?

>>54645827
>exposed nippers
Enjoy your vacation, waifufag

>>54624461
>thus of ould
It is okay to have children with your cousin and your daughters. Besides, the royal families are doing it!

>thus of nowe
REEEEEE STOP WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE SAME SEX YOU WILL RUIN OUR DELICATE WESTERN SOCIETY

>>54619142
only on the battlefield

>>54646610
can flowers bloom there too?

>>54646636
Only after the soil settles.

>>54646636
Nothing blooms after The Mushroom

>>54646715
Why? What do mushrooms do that prevent flowers from blooming.

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>>54648054

>>54648130
I think Shadman has some tips on that matter.

>>54649460
>shadman
Almost as disgusting as >>54648569 desu senpai

>>54634667
Scorpion Romance

>>54619142
well you father fucked your mother, so i guess the answer is yes

>>54630095
She was incredibly vain. She would only collect the finest jewels to eat to make her scales shine. I prayed on this fact and buttered her up with about 10k worth of gems we couldn't for 5 fucking sessions sell off then I gave he a potion the would make her scales shine and aced my diplo/bluff checks and she bought it then I left. She drank the potion about 7 hours after I left and she flew right to me. DM gave her a negative against the love potion save since she drank it wholeheartedly believing me and utterly failed. She grew completely possessive of me. Full yandere. I think it was his way of punishing me but he hailed since it was my fetish. After that she basically became my cohort / animal companion. I showered her in gifts and affection to the point that she couldn't ever make the save at the end of the weak to break the spell and her feelings became completely real since I was treating her so well.

>>54651397
You are my idol, good sir. One day I shall replicate this feat of seduction!

>>54644886
No, i mean the artist.

>>54652494
>seduction
You meanrape. He raped her.

Worse yet, he committed murder, seeing as he overwrote her original personality.

>>54624010
The provisions against fucking animals in the bible/old testament are basically the same sorts of things about animal cruelty these days. I mean when you look at what the it talks about in relation to animals it's pretty clear it was (at the time at least) pretty much on the cutting edge of animal rights. All sorts of provisions about not mistreating your animals, not letting them go hungry, having specific butchering instructions that minimize the animal's suffering, that sort of thing.

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>>54654510
>rape
Not sure when in the relationship the sex happened, but yeah, drugging was involved. Depending on the situation and IC justification that's pretty immoral.
>murder
That the dragon went "full yandere" makes it clear that she was behaving as she normally would towards something that she cared for deeply (in the case of a dragon: possessive behavior). I don't know much about the mechanics of the potion but it seems to me that after the potion got his foot in the door all he really did was win her over.

>>54654910

Let's consider a slightly similar situation: a relationship between a slave and master.

I chose to read the dragon tamer's post as this:
>Took a girl as my slave
>Ordered her to eat with me
>Bought her nice clothes
>Ordered her to wear them whenever she wants
>Ordered her to sit by the fire with me and hold hands.
>Kept treating her well for months
>Eventually free her
>She decides to stay with me

Essentially, while the act that brought the slave to him was definitely evil (slavery) he treated her well enough that she wanted to stay with him at the end.

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swiggity swooty

>>54645455
Is that dragon just a bit smaller than a man (wing span not included) or is that a fucking Dragon-sized katana?

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>>54646463
I prefer this version, to be honest. Potbellied punk-rock rejects are a little too Tumblr.

>>54624559
source? google seach just leads back to /tg/

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>player makes kobold theif character
>who's female
>wants to do the thieving thing in full swing, stealing from rich people
>has had hilariously bad rolls all campaign, averaging less than 10 on any stealth checks
>don't really want to kill off their character but I am absolutely positive they're gonna get caught and either derail the campaign or be forced to reroll either due to deadness or jail
>what if one of the guards has a thing for Kobolds in case she gets caught?

Am I a degenerate, a wimp, or just a weirdo for thinking up a backdoor like this?

>>54655237
Well you are weird - but that is possible.

Also irronicly kobolds can change gender (be it slowly) based on there tribes state so that makes this even weirder

>>54655335
It's not like I don't have other ideas.
That was just the first one to pop into my head and it's been bugging me my mind went there basically instantly.

>>54655353
I am not one to judge - I suggested my players to roll seductions when traped in dragon's cave (Even if party concisted of kobolds, lizardfolk and dragonborns)

>>54646463
>Insulting KC
Hey, that's my wife's father you are talking about you ruffian. Take that back this instant.

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>>54619224
fuck you anon, I want to snuggle with my dogs now

>>54655185
I think it looks incomplete without the mouth.

>>54655622
KC is a good artist, but he is a talentless hack of a writer.

>>54619142
Not if you wanna stay out of prison.

>>54619142
Is there more to it?

>>54654910
>Not sure when in the relationship the sex happened,
It's still rape seeing as she was never in her right mind. He specifically said he "kept her too weak to regain her will". That's rape and brainwashing.
>That the dragon went "full yandere" makes it clear that she was behaving as she normally would towards something that she cared for deeply
Not really. We have zero basis for her typical behavior since she was drugged and raped from the outset

>>54655185
>>54655899
I think both look like garbage. Waifufags are the worst

>>54643931
*ruthless sex predator
ftfy

>>54645455
her eyes are cute

>>54641563
Squissy?

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>>54651397
>I think it was his way of punishing me but he failed since it was my fetish.

Why would a dragon ever consider humans worthy of mating material? They are inferior on magical, physical and intellectual level. I can understand a depraved male dragon running a train on captive maidens being sacrificed to him, but real emotion? Nah.

>>54631430
N-not that that's a thing anyone here is into, anon.

>>54658917
Love isn't about raw stats anon.

>>54658666
gods i hope its squissy satan

Bolas please kill this thread

>>54658917
Then why do humans rule most of the world in fantasy settings while dragons hide in caves?

>>54627943
No. We're not.

>>54658666
Inky cunny. Or inkunny for short

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>>54619142
you talk as if it isnt an important part of every fantasy rpg to try and lay the dragon

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>>54619142

>>54663483
That dragon is going to be ass-rode by that knight.

>>54663634
Sauce?

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While we're all being degenerates, anyone know any good manga about romancing the dragon?

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>>54664163
Amagi Brilliant Park

>>54664177
One of the "A Salaryman in Black" stories.

>>54624782
Yes, they are.

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Can you ride the Lofwyr?

>>54664749
cybergay

>>54643931
>As if you could trust a ruthless apex predator.
I can't tell if you're talking about the human or dragon, because this statement could apply to both.

>>54636870
top kek

>>54619142
fuck dragons

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>>54624731
With a face like that, who wouldn't love her?
>>54640749
Heartwarming as fuck.

>>54667154
that's the point

>>54643866
Anyone have the pics?

>>54664749
I bet Lofwyr thinks he's all kinky and shit, but it's vanilla '50 Shades of Gray' kind of kink.

>>54667154
Would if I could mate, would if I could...

>>54619157
or rape. rape is always a possibility

>>54627750
>then

Why specifically in that order?