Produce Thread

>>54607943
big fruit that make you dick BIG

little vegetables that make your dick small

1. Rising Sun Pear - Medium-
sized, green, pear-shaped.
Smooth, creamy taste. Grows
on trees in moderate climates.
2. Haven Berries - Small, purple,
berries. Sharp, bitter taste.
Grow on bushes in moderate
climates.
3. Jubjub Fruit - Large, green,
round, shelled orbs. Thick,
musty taste. Grown on trees in
tropical climates.
4. Finger Berries - Thin, brown,
icicle shaped. Nasty, bitter
taste. Grows on bushes in
tropical climates. Sightly
poisonous.
5. Slither S’jan - Medium-sized,
blood-red, apple-shaped.
Rich, succulent taste. Grow on
trees in strange and foreign
lands.
6. Porcupine Fruit - Small, black,
orange-shaped with a spine-
covered peel. Weak, bitter
taste. Grows on trees in the
desert.
7. Nymph Berries - Medium-
sized, sapphire blue, berries.
Rich, succulent taste. Grow
on bushes by the riverside.
Slightly addictive.
8. Celestial Puckers - Large,
deep red, fist-shaped. Sweet,
creamy taste. Grows on
bushes at mountain tops.
Pulsate when ripe.
9. Nymph Kisses - Tiny, white,
globular. Sharp, salty taste.
Grow on weed-clumps in rock
pools. Oft mistaken for Nymph
Kiss Jellyfish.
10. Poseidon Fruit - Huge, sea-
green, pumpkin-shaped.
Thick, creamy taste. Grow
whole on ocean floor.
11. Summer’s Grace - Small,
purple, round, hard-shelled.
Sharp, delicious taste. Grow on
trees in moderate climates.

12. High Berries - Large, ruby red,
berries. Rich, tangy taste.
Grow on bushes in moderate
climates. Slightly addictive.
13. Cloverholds - Medium-sized,
yellow, round. Juicy, tangy
taste. Grow on tress in tropical
climates in bunches.
14. Wet Fruit - Small, copper-
colored, round, squishy. Juicy,
sweet taste. Grow on bushes in
tropical climates.
15.Lost Kingdom Pear - Large,
metallic gold, pear-shaped,
prickly. Rich, intoxicating taste.
Grow on tress in strange and
foreign lands.
16. Oasis Plum - Small, purple
and green, speckled, round.
Smooth, creamy taste. Grow
on trees in the desert.
17. Hex Juicers - Tiny, red, thin,
grass-shaped. Sharp, nasty
taste. Grow on bushes by the
riverside. Highly poisonous.
18. Whisper Fruit - Large, brown,
round. Watery, milky taste.
Grow on bushes at mountain
Tops. Roots can also be
consumed.
19. Savagery - Various-sized,
emerald-green, round. Pulpy,
unique taste. Grow on weed
clumps in rock pools. Highly
addictive when dried.
20. Kraken Fruit - Large, white,
tubular. Aromatic, watery taste.
Grow on the ocean floor.
Believed until recent years to
be sentient.
21. Crowpulp - Large, pink, pear-
shaped with long stinging
tendrils. Sweet taste. Grow
on trees in moderate climates.
Crows love them.
22. Farmer’s Friend - small, yellow,
round. Sharp, tangy taste.
Grow on bushes in moderate
climates.
23. Gillopilli - Large, red, beehive-
shaped. Smooth, creamy taste.
Sharp, tangy seeds. Grow on
tress in tropical climates.
24.Lengoline - Tiny, pink, berries.
Initially nasty tasting, incredibly
sweet aftertaste. Grow on
bushes in tropical climates.
Addictive.
25. Pyramid Nut - Large, purple,
pyramid-shaped with a hard
yellow shell. Aromatic, sweet
taste. Grow on tress in strange
and foreign lands.
26. Wasp Egg - Huge, white, hard-
shelled, round. Juicy, sweet
taste. Grow on trees in the
desert. Some insects lay young
inside.

>>54607943
You could use http://chowder.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Fruit

>>54607943
Not surprisingly there are edible mushrooms and plants that adapted to the Underdark. There are hundreds of different wines produced from fungi. "Spiderblood" is a one of the most expensive and seasoned with spider's venom.

Barrelstalk is a fungus as big as a tree. Only the inner flesh is edible. Barrelstalk was a fungus that grew in the Underdark, named for its barrel-like shape.[1] It had a hard, woody outer surface,[citation needed] but the inside was hollow and could contain about 5 to 8 gallons (19 to 30 liters) of potable water. The inner rings of the barrelstalk were made from an edible pulp. A typical specimen yielded about 5 to 10 pounds (2.3 to 4.5 kilograms) of food.[1] Some reports of this fungus said that it was only edible when young. Once matured, it produced spores that were poisonous, making it useless as a source of food and water.
Bluecap is an inedible fungus, which spores can be ground into flour and made into bread, commonly called "sporebread". Bluecaps were tall (up to 6 inches), slender white mushrooms with pale blue caps.[4] Bluecap was inedible in its raw state, but it could be ground into a bland flour and baked into nutritious sporebread (also called bluebread[2]). Bluecap was known for its ease of cultivation (it could be grown with or without faerzress), and it was cultivated by nearly all of the Underdark races.[1] A loaf of spoorbread was equivalent to one pound (almost a half kilogram) of food.[2] The caps of bluecap mushrooms could be prepared by those with the correct herbalism knowledge to make a stew that would neutralize poison.[4] Bluecap was cultivated nearly everywhere in the Underdark.[1] It was also found on the High Moor, where it was eaten by the creatures that wandered the moor and collected by humans for food.[3]

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>>54609725
Firelichen of pale orangish color is used to produce a spicy paste put onto sporebread, liquor or to season soup or stew. Fire lichen was a type of lichen that grew in the Underdark near sources of geothermal heat. It was recognizable by its stalks of pale orange-white. When ground to powder and fermented, it formed a paste that was very spicy but edible, added to soups and stews or spread on sporebread for flavor.[1] Duergar were known to ferment fire lichen into an extremely hot alcoholic beverage.[1]

Ripplebark is a fungus resembling a pile of rotting flesh. It is edible raw, however after preparation it has better taste.

Trillimac is a fungus with broad gray-green cap and a light gray stalk. The stalk can be cleaned, soaked and dried to produce bread-like food. Trillimac was a fungus that grew in the Underdark.[1] Trillimac stalks reached a height of 4–5 ft (1.2–1.5 m) and were a light gray color capped with a wide, flat gray-green hood.[1] The stems of the trillimac made a bread-like food once they were cleaned off, soaked in water for one hour, and then allowed to dry. A single stalk prepared this way yielded about 7 to 10 pounds (2.3 to 4.5 kilograms) of food.[1 The cap had a leathery texture that held inks and dyes well. After it was cut and cleaned, the cap of a trillimac could be used to make a map or a scroll. It was also just tough and flexible enough to be made into a hat, but was not appropriate for things that would suffer wear and tear.[1

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>>54609795
Water orb is a bulbous fungus that grows in shallow water. It's structure is similar to sponge, soaked with water. It is edible, but rater chewy and tasteless. Waterorb was a fungus that grew in the Underdark in shallow water. When mature, it was bulbous in shape and bigger than a human head. If squeezed and wrung out, it yielded about a gallon (almost four liters) of potable water. The remaining husk was bland and chewy like a sponge, but edible, providing about a pound (almost a half kilogram) of food.

Zurkhwood is enormous mushroom and a source of food and timber. Because of hard and woody consistency it must be properly cooked to be edible. It's spores are nurtritious and may be eaten raw. Zurkhwood was a fungus that grew in the Underdark. It had edible spores and the tree-like stems could be used as a building material.[1] Zurkhwood mushrooms grew 30–40 ft (9.1–12 m) tall when in a cavern with enough height. The stems were hard and sturdy like wood. When cut, it exhibited unique patterns, analogous to the grain found in lumber.[1 Zurkhwood was primarily used as a building material. Its long stems could be used to make bridges and skilled carpenters could use it to make furniture, shipping containers, and almost anything that could be made from wood. Zurkhwood floated in water and could also be used to make boats and rafts. The woody substance could be sanded, stained, and polished to bring out the decorative patterns in the heart of the mushroom stem.[1] The spores of the zurkhwood were large, like grains of wheat, and if harvested from a typical specimen, yielded 5 to 8 pounds (2.3 to 3.6 kilograms) of food.

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>>54609851
Bats are very common in whole underdark, including regular, dire and even more weird species.

Fish mostly very small, pale and harmless. In greater bodies of water more dangerous version of subterranean fish may be found, e.g. sharks.

Rothé are common livestock very similar to muskoxes.

Vermin the most common source of food in whole Underdark. Some of them are bred like livestock, mostly beetles and crickets.

>>54609920
This is stuff you might eat in a drow enclave, svirfneblin community or a dwarven hall.

Fluorescent fungus salad with cave grubs

Diced blind eel and deep salts

Amber lichen and softrock bread

Translucent crayfish stew

Crimson moss cakes and cave jelly

Crustacean broth with ironloaf

Roasted deep beetles with algae dip

Toasted salamander in mineral pepper

Arachnidumplings and fried fungus (Drow would not eat arachnidumplings, as they revere spiders)

Toadstool steak tainted with myconid essence
Lobe of grell

Deep rothe steak (A rothe is a special type of cattle bred in the Underdark)

>>54607943
One of the playable races.

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>>54607943
Got aeolian bamboo, giant mangrove harbors, fey spices, leech-orchids and demon trees.

>>54613703
What would happen if you rubbed your dickhead all over that?

>>54609975
They are called aracnidumplings not because of holding spider meat, but the way the dough is folded and pinched on the sides it resembles a spider with its legs.