What color has the cutest guys ?

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>>54607256
Red.

>>54607256
Green if you like lumberjacks
White if you like romance novel covers
Blue if you like guys with glasses
Red if you like ABS
Black if you want someone to pull your hair and spit on you

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>>54607288
Red and white share romance covers, but only white has silver foxes like Odric.

>>54607256
Iunno
White has a lot of military men, your Odrics and Gideons

Blue has...what, like, Jace and Memnarch? And Tezzeret, I guess? Grungy geeks are the order of the day, complete with Ixidor the Waifu sculptor

Black has anything from well-intentioned, selfish assholes to psychopaths, the best boys being Sorin and Tetsuo Umezawa

Red has passionate, buff guys like Koth, and snappy dressers stylin' on ya all handsomely roguish, like Tibalt.

Green has dumb fuckmeat like Garruk, but also handsome elf bois like Rofellos and Evil Dead star Multani.

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>>54607761
>Memnarch
>cute
I mean, whatever floats your boat, but dude I'm still gonna judge you

>>54607834
The joke was that Blue has shit hasubandos, room-temperature-IQ.

blue have samuel l jackson

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>>54607840
Says who, faggot? Jace is actually kind of cute, you know, not that you would if your only exposure to him is the shitty flavortext they put on that old Counterspell. And Venser, while only half-U half-W on his planeswalker card, was a fucking dreamboat.

>>54607617
that one gobbo is so gay

>>54607256
White, desu, though red is very, very close

>>54608011
>desu

this is how i know you bottom

>>54608030
If you say so, senpai

>>54607617
Jesus christ those hipbones.

>>54607959
>jace
>qt

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Is it even a question?

>>54608822
But he is.

>>54608908
which colour is he again?

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>>54607256
Red.

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None

>>54610533
pale

>>54610616
is that an eldrazid thingamabob from khaldesh?

>>54611310
Yes, roughly.

Kozilek, the macho guy.

>>54610603
>guy

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>>54607256
Cuuuute (and makes you pancakes too)

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>>54607256
Not B has the cutest guys and best lovers

>>54607617
That is a very handsome man.

>>54610533
BW

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W

protect me daddy

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Why is this even a thread?

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>>54620581

>>54619463
Those dudes look hella gay

>>54621284
They are hella gay.

RG has the most handsome men, and cutest girls. Prove me wrong!

>>54621628
Not that I can prove you wrong here, but a single card that's technically W and U in addition to RG isn't very persuasive evidence.

>>54607256
Black. Even the player's cute.

http://www.khq.com/story/36001376/minnesota-man-stabbed-seven-times-over-magic-the-gathering-card-game-argument

>>54622128
In a pig's eye

>>54608908
unfffff, I want to sit on his face

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Oloro gives me life

>>54607617
natty?

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>>54607288
>Black if you want someone to pull your hair and spit on you

>>54620581
>gay
he doesn't know...

>>54624830
With those delts?
Maybe.

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>>54607256
>Green

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>>54607256
>Green wants to breed
>White wants to be romantic
>Red wants to be rough
>Blue probably is into femdom
>Black locks you up in the dungeon with nipple clamps

>>54625028
Red is the color of romance you dolt.

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>>54625061
>Red is the color of romance you dolt.
Red is passion and impulse

>>54625095
>implying that's not romantic

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>>54625028
Blue is too intelligent for such lowbrow carnal pleasure.

>>54607288
>black
Nailed it.

>>54625165
Found the red fangirl

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>>54607256
Black does, at least according to Yugioh

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>>54621628
>cutest girls

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>>54625283
You say that like you don't want me to step on your sack.

>>54625335
Abzan player for life, try again faggot

>>54619463
Don't care that they're gay, but that hand brushing the nape of his neck? Coulda left that out. Creepy and throws it off to me.

>>54625490
But how would you know they are gay if they don't hit you over the head with it?

>>54619463
>>54625490
Agreed. It's pretty fucking weird and unnatural.
Hand around hip would have been 10x less weird.

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>>54625402

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>>54625709

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>>54625729

>>54625696
I get the feeling the men of such stature wouldn't affect such limp-wristed pda.

>>54625763
Naw. Having a hand around someone is a pretty manly way to show possession.

Significantly less weird and creepy than gently massaging the back of their head.

>>54620581

>/tg/
>/totally gay/
>/transexual galore/
>/trap girls/

>>54625578
Thats pretty subtle, anon

>>54625909
It also implies that the black guy is the bottom

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>>54625283
we all know what blue gets off on

>>54624830

Nah, he regularly injects MANa

>>54627789
Blue seems like a control/permission based dom to be, tbqh

>>54626401
as it should be

>>54607288
>Black if you want someone to pull your hair and spit on you
yes please

>>54608030
Look, look at this fag and laugh.

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>>54607288
Black black black!

>>54631238
Why the fuck did you post a fan card?

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Hello handsome!

>>54607256

Obviously red. This Victor guy is so enthralling.

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>>54632430

>>54607617
>>54632449
Is that goblin blushing?!

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>>54632449

>A man that handsome will never tie me to the bed and breed me while I pretend not to want ti

>>54632449

>Not a Legendary creature

Missed opportunity, Wizards

If I wanted to make an "attractive man tribal" Commander deck, what should I put it in?

>>54632861
But then how else could you get a playset of him out, steal your opponents board, and start the game in Orgytime?

>>54632912

That's the price to pay when you have a guy so hot that he's practically a legend for it.

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>>54632902
Definitely has to include red for the Victor, and black for Toshiro and Anowon. Not totally sure on the colors though, maybe use Bruse Tarl and another Partner commander to get everything you want in?

>>54625028
Damn. Look at that smolder

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>>54633035
Alright, after further research into the various legendaries, we gotta make this a five color deck. There are too many good ones.

However, there are no hot guy 5 color legendaries. My compromise would be to make the commander Karona, and flavor the whole thing as her giant harem.

>>54633417
Can you manage 4-colour? We could use Gay Kings as the commander, and cut black.

>>54632719
Life is suffering

>>54633599
Yeah, looking at it the only ones we're really missing out on are Baron Sengir, Kalitas, Toshi, and Tasigur. Gay Kings seems like the best compromise.

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I imagine him doing rocky horror show i can make you a man in seven days

Any examples from black?

>>54624112
hi chandere

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>>54634461
I think OG Kalitas counts.

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Any love for this bad boi?

>>54636828
"Bad" is the right way to put it.

>>54625402
>>54625709
>>54625729
>>54625749
Who is this Rakdos girl I keep seeing with Teysa?

>>54607256
I'd go with Red, with Black and Blue close behind.

>>54636828
There is a guy in Cleveland who has an entire binder of tibalts and will trade to get them, so there is at least 1 Tibalt fan out there.

>>54641575
>guy
>Cleveland

why?

>>54625843
>>/transexual galore/
>>/trap girls/
Are you implying I don't have to troll /soc to find cute traps to talk to? Because that would be just peachy

>>54634722
who?

>>54634370
Nobody that bishi should be that edgy

>>54641811
But he's got a lot on his mind, and he's so misunderstood, and his mom won't pick him up from the mall until five, so how could he not be edgy?

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>>54607617

Move over comrade.

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>>54624855
>>54630899
>>54631464
Why are girls and "girls" of /tg/ so masochistic?

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>>54632902
As if there is another choice.

>>54642447
I'm a pathetic faggot and the only type of attention I deserve is abuse

>>54625028
>>54633122
>tfw you'll never be a planeswalking wizard/male model.

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If you don't want Jin-Gitaxias, Auger of the Core, Leader of the Grand Synthesis to perform sexual stimulation experiments on you then you have poor taste, unworthy of the Grand Synthesis

>>54634370
>tfw all the Innistrad/SoI flavortext involving him and Kraum was perfect shipping fuel
>tfw Kraum turned out to be an ugly old man with a stupid haircut
not even a fujo man but seriously, how disappointing.

>>54607256
see >>54607617

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>>54607617
>>54632449

>>54647060
>implying that doesn't make it hotter

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>>54607617
>>54632449

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>>54648792
First of all, I meant to say "Ludevic," not "Kraum." That's a whole nother kettle of fish.
Second of all, I'm not implying that. I'm saying it right out: Ludevic as a lumpy bald-head cartoon is NOT hot. What would have been hot would have been Ludevic as an older guy, a depraved sadistic psychopath corrupting Geralf's fanboyish enthusiasm for the necromantic arts in more ways than one if you know what I mean, and in case you don't I mean sexually, with a healthy dose of leather restraints and electrical implements.
What I was imagining was somebody who's nasty in a hot kind of way, which he's not. He's not even disgusting enough, I imagine, to appeal to the crowd who digs fat bald faceless men in the classical Japanese style. He doesn't look as gross as much as he looks goofy, like a Saturday-morning Dr. Frankenstein, and the flavortext just makes it even worse. Add that to the bland slop that is the actual mechanics of his card and their total disconnect from necroalchemy and you have one big suckhole of a card, but that's a different complaint. I mean, the guy looks like fucking Dr. Weird. That's not hot, it's stupid.

>>54648842
Is that one of the kids from Hunter x Hunter?

>>54648957
not even a fujo she says

>>54649825
>she

>>54648957
Ludevic should have looked like Peter O'Toole.

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>>54649092
Killua Zoldyck

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>>54648957
You've put far too much thought into this.

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>>54648957
Then what it is you were expecting?

>>54642447
>tfw I've had basically this exact conversation twice but with the genders reversed
>tfw they never strangled me

;_;

>>54642447
tfw my RPG group is 3 straight couples

none of you will be surprised to learn the female side is 100% kinky

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>>54650855
Do you think so? It all seems perfectly natural to me. I mean, look at the flavor texts here. I just happened to see them and connect the dots. If you pay enough attention to detail, they're LOADED with innuendo.
>At your convenience, I would be honored to collaborate on a project.
>...it's sweet that you have chosen to share your toys with Ludevic...
>Ludevic's laboratory is a veritable wonderland.
So, Lupine Prototype and Prized Amalgam show that Geralf is just giddy to meet up with this Ludevic guy and learn more from him (wink wink). Note: Geralf is called "Sticher," which sort of implies that he's not exactly a master of this kind of thing, while Ludevic has a proper title: "Necroalchemist." That, combined with Ludevic's notoriety on a bunch of other cards, speaks of seniority and by extension the age difference. Obviously, "collaborate on a project" is a euphemism, but if you want to talk about double entendres, inviting somebody over to "collaborate" doesn't exactly HAVE to involve stitching together dead bodies, if you get my drift. Admittedly, Gisa does like to tease her brother, but if you can't see any sexual undertones in Rise from the Tides' flavortext after the previous hints you're a eunuch. Either that or I'm some kind of pervert.
Combine all of that with how bishie Geralf is (somebody else already pointed this out so I don't have to), and you have, canonically, a disturbed youth with a macabre obsession falling into the orbit of an older gentleman with similar interests, an expansive laboratory, and plenty of "toys" to do "experiments with." Biological ones. Do I need to spell it out any more than that?
Hell, if I had the inclination, I'm sure I could still get it to work. All I'd need is some BS explanation of how the card art is Ludevic when he's older and he still had all his hair and he wasn't wearing a hazmat suit when he met Geralf for the first time and we'd be off to the races.

>>54607281
Pretty guy, but bad card

>>54650429
So is he gay?

>>54650912
I'll be honest, any attractive-enough older-looking guy woulda been fine. >>54650307 ain't a bad idea.
Unless you mean what I expected of the mechanics, in which case, I mean, c'mon, he should have done SOMETHING with the graveyard! He doesn't even make creatures, which is literally the one thing that he seems to do the most in lore! No, he draws cards, sometimes for other people. What a waste.

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Only white has ABjani.

>>54644848
He's basically a giant metal worm
I don't get what's sexy about that at all, I feel like you'd have to be a really hard M or something

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>>54651789
Also a fan of "Oath of Abs-jani" !

>>54652011
>>54651789
>furred beast
>still has a sixpack
it's not fair goddammit