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Do humans even care when elf males hit on human females?

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I mean even if a few get lucky... come on. They can never really compare. Not really.

Rarely will a human girl leave a human society for elven for instance. It's almost always the other way round.
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>>54606231
Everyone knows most half-elves come from Elf women marring old male human for their money.
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>>54606231
>Having to support some dagger eared kid into his fifties when he finally exits puberty and gets a job

It's a bad deal.
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>>54606277
>Elf women marring old male human for their money
KINKY
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>>54606231
I strongly believe this is where most half elves come from. I also believe that, in rural settings, many half elves had their ears trimmed as a baby to hide the fact that they are halfbloods and that there are more half-elves than expected and leads to the "farmer boy is an exceptionally gifted mage or fighter or some shit like that" trope after a couple generations.
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>>54606231

How do we know said "young" maiden there isn't an elf herself? We can't see her ears? How do we know this isn't a happily married elf couple who do some extremely long term roleplay for foreplay?
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>>54606315
...I like this idea.
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>>54606315
Too much body fat for an elf.
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>>54606302
Also, some people just live to 200 inexplicably, in an age where the life expectancy after 10 is 70
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>>54606302
I think you just described the background of Shannara.
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>>54606231
Probably too much male writers writing for a male audience, most want to feel like the MC of a harem anime, surrounded by all kinds of chicks, human or non-human but still fapable that fall in love with him for often no good reason Putting all these good-looking, tall, athletic, mysterious, dreamy elf guys in the story introduce some sudden fierce competetion the average self-insert-fag wouldn't be able to stomach.
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Subconsciously, a female looks for the best genes and the best provider.
So she doesn't care if he provides both.
It's like single mothers who get fucked by bad boys and look for a dumb idiotic ass to provide for her progeny.
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>>54606315
This is my new headcanon whenever OP uses that picture
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>>54606302
>>Having to support some dagger eared kid into his fifties when he finally exits puberty and gets a job
What he said - Still breast feeding a 5 year old is a little hard for most women.
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>>54606315
>implying female humans aren't made for elf boys
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