MTG Unstable Spoilers

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The hell?

>>54575914
>Bandai™ Transformers™

The only time that's happened since the 80s were model kits and Revoltechs.

>>54575914
Stop being such a god damn idiot troll. These are
the promos at HASCON No fucking shit they have product integration. If you aren't a troll, please make sure you never breed, so that the world may be free of your family line's incredible stupidity.

>>54575991
>it's actually fucking Hasbro
No wonder the model kits seemed like such higher quality than the action figures.

>>54576019
>there is a Hasbro convention
>please make sure you never breed
I'll do you one better. I'm just going to kill myself since I don't want to be alive anymore.

>>54575914
>wahhh, two great tastes are briefly coming together for a promotional product! I cannot be excited or feel joy, I must shit on someone, and unleash an endless torrent of thick yet somehow runny scat, splattering everything in a fine coating of the most vile product ever, my opinions

>>54575914

Only sword of dungeons and dragons will be in unstable, none of the rest of them are.

Source: Maro

>>54575914
Complain about it if you want, I'm totally down with that card giving me an excuse to empty a nerf gun on a friend and his deck.

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>>54576019
It took a Hasbro employee less than 5 minutes to come up with a bull shit guilt trip to justify shameless product placement.

I think you work on your product more than defending it! Now go to your shame corner.

>>54575914
Nea-
>have to take physical items with you
The fuck?
Which of my pony toys should I take to the store?

>>54576053
Tickets are something like 300 dollars to.

>>54581122
These things are just fun joke things for collectors and fans. They are not going to be legal in any format outside of casual. The worst that is going to happen is some neckbeard will come to your lcs with a Grimlock edh.

>>54581153
It's actually nowhere near that bad. $60 for one-day, $165 for three-day, VIP is $642. It's pretty comparable to other, bigger, conventions.

>>54581901
By not having a card?

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>>54582527
>642

>>54581901
They have their own ccg.

It even makes MtG references.

>>54583042
>It even makes MtG references.
that's actually interesting, can you point me to an example?

>>54575914
Only the Sword is going to make it into Unstable.

>>54583190
Pie Family Rock Farm is a Howling Mine reference.
Heart's Desire is a Black Lotus one.

>>54583274
nice, thanks!

>>54583368
The flavourtext used on the cards is also full of references to other stuff in general.

>>54577558
This is fucking hilarious.

>>54577558
>two great tastes
wat?

>>54583617
Giant converting dinosaur robots and cards?

>>54577558
>two great tastes
No, fuck off, crossovers are always cancer.

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>>54583877
I disagree.

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>>54583274

>>54575914
I see nobody has mentioned the silver borders yet. /tg/ really is bad at Magic.

>>54584622
Notice the horse's name as well.

>>54575914
>tfw disgusted by and excited about the Grimlock card at the same time

Sometimes it's hard being generation X.

>>54583845
>Giant converting dinosaur robots
You have to be at least 17 to visit this board

>>54585718
we all know it's silver bordered you pretentious retard

>>54585718
>Silver boredered cards have silver borders!
What does it mean?

>>54581901
I will honestly be kind of mad if we don't get something.
What I really want more then anything is a Hanazuki reference but I doubt that will happen.

>>54576019
Actually Sword of Dungeons and Dragons is apparently in Unstable.

>>54594111
Cards with silver borders aren't legal outside of casual games

>>54595235
They're all in Unstable

>>54595376
No, they aren't.

>>54595376
theyre literally not

>>54575914
>they finally make a sword of pussy and ass parody
>it isn't called sword of pussy and ass

Weak.

>>54576053
>He doesn't know that big names in any industry having their own convention is the norm
Conventions were a place to talk shop with competitors before they were a place for people in fursuits to leave dirty diapers everywhere.

>>54595633
The fuck are you talking about?

>>54575914
>being this mad about cards that are essentially Holiday Promos

Only the D&D reference one is in Unstable, and that's because it's also a Wizards property

>>54575914
Man, I know sword of dnd isn't going to really be legal anywhere but that's a dumb fun card. Seems like the kind of thing that could be run in actual decks without any real issue.

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>>54591310
>on /tg/, with MtG and 40k
Fuck off, Transformers are great

>>54595360
I know that. Im wondering why anon was pointing out the obvious.

>>54575914
>Grimlock officially works with any double-faced card
Sword of D&D will be in Unstable. Nobody will let you play Nerf War. But Grimlock? Grimlock people will want for a commander. Even without...converting it.

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>>54595376
http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/163545537278/are-the-cards-reveals-as-the-hascon-promos-going

>>54580715

You... you think a company is paying someone to come sway the opinions of people... on 4chan? Do you just not get how irrelevant we are or what?

>>54598273
Go back to wherever you came from.

>>54597269
I guess this feeling of revulsion at the sight of a manchild playing with 'transforming' robot toys is the closest I'll get to what normies feel when they see me playing with trading cards huh.

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>>54575914
>nerf war
>mfw I have one of these babies with a stretched spring, painted black and covered in purity seals
>mfw I have no face
One dart ought to fling the whole deck off the table.

>>54599580
Can't be modded

>>54599586

>i'm just talking out of my ass

>>54599586
Doesn't say that. It's the original spring and the original darts. Unless they errata'd it before it's even printed I'm completely in the clear.

>>54599621
No, MaRo actually said on his twitter that any unmodded gun was fine

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>>54599631
Define modded. It's all the same parts.

Honestly, why even nitpick when I could just bring this monstrosity and wipe out an entire EDH group?

>>54599243
Probably. Either way just hope your opponent doesn't try to use this guy on the table.

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>>54602405
This one I mean.

>>54599775
IT'S NOT A LITERAL THREE YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. 1/3 IS A MATHEMATICAL EQUIVALENT TO 20/60. WHEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A MAGIC DECK WITH 20 LANDS, 20/60 IS LITERAL. 1/3 IS MERELY MATHEMATICAL SHORTHAND.

YOU DENSE FUCK.

>>54597094
>Only the D&D reference one is in Unstable, and that's because it's also a Wizards property

It's more that it doesn't say "Dungeons & Dragons" on it.

Wizards have always been careful to not include any D&D properties in MtG in case they ever ditch the property.

>>54599718

Literal pay-to-win

You got to admit. The sword of dungeon and dragons is pretty cool

>>54599243
You'd have to be some underaged edgelord to hate transformers.

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>>54604801

>/tg/ full of underage edgelords?!

I-Im-Impossible!

So anyways, these are pretty fun little promotional products. Much more appealing than the usual fare you see at tradeshows.

>>54604801
>You'd have to be some underaged edgelord to hate transformers.
you mean "to love transformers", right?

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>nobody pointing out the straight up /tg/ thread reference

>>54604395
>tfw no eberron set

>>54575914

Does anybody have the flipped face of Grimlock?

>>54596734

The swords of X and Y cycle are collectively known as swords of pussy and ass.

>>54608738
Gold dragons are a thing in normal D&D. You're just dumb

>>54612281
I have never once heard them called that. Are you sure it isn't just a local thing?
Besides, do you really want a sword that just makes cat tokens and donkey tokens and that's it? Because that's the only way they'd be able to even possibly get away with that name.

>>54612171
It's an 8/8 Dinosaur with Trample that can be flipped back to the Autobot side by converting a Transformer toy

>>54602430
>only 2 feet tall
>transforming a Decepticon for an Autobot card
Use the 3 foot tall Fortress Maximus or don't even bother

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>>54613141
But Fort Max doesn't have his own breakfast cereal.

>>54582942
VIP includes the hookers, anon.

>>54575914
You know what? For three mythics in a silly set, I don't mind. Requiring you to own a transformer for no reason is a bit stupid, but do I hate the idea of Grimlock being an MTGA card? Shit no, that sounds perfectly stupid for an un-set.
Sword of DnD I would take for an uncommon though, the two franchises already have hueg playerbase overlap and everybody already owns tonnes of d20s.

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>>54583877
Demonstrably wrong.

>>54575914
>Pro Rogues and Clerics
>no Pro Wizards


REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54605792
>>/tg/ full of underage edgelords?!
>>54608071
Well, right on queue

>>54613876
If it was protected from Wizards it'd be balanced.

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>>54614864
I smiled. Well done.

>>54614864
Someone buy this man a beer

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>>54614864
I chuckled heartily, well done sir.

>>54613647
>You know what? For three mythics in a silly set, I don't mind

A mythic. Only the sword is in Unstable, the others are just promos for HasCon; like the christmas cards they do every year.

>>54575914
MtG already has fucking marriage and childbirth as game mechanics. This is literally nothing.

>>54575914
How long until a brony card is spoiled

>>54617019
Explain

>>54599243
fuck off faggot

Transformers is the shit.

>>54617561
Hes talking about the cards Richard Garfield printed to propose and announce his child.

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>>54575914
that's it? i expected some fucking brony card or alter arts for their other shows. there better be more, this shit aint worth it.

>>54621189
What do you expect from hascon exclusives?

>>54621189
There's more cards, see on the mockup box, there's a small box behind the cards and there's a leaked picture of the gold dragon token too.