filename thread

>>54573521
>>54573250
missing the point of filename thread

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I need a good follow up to this with two dudes in full plate just hammering each other with swords

>>54573707
This isnt fucking snooker.

>>54573753
I don't get it.

>>54573770
You've never played Black Crusade with a devotee of Slanesh.

>>54573771
>nat 1
Nah, it's cooked to perfection.

>>54573794
>max points in bluff

>>54573863
sauce?

>>54573863
Yuricam is fucking great.

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Needs a better name

>>54573953
Yurika Campus Life - captivating tale of proud young lady of completely straight sexual persuasion striving for success in life on the academical grounds through copious amounts of carpet munching

>>54574011
Thanks

>>54573739
kek

>>54573220
webms are a neat addition to the 4chan browsing experience, you should try it sometimes

>>54574032
Those comics were too good to last. DC's really been hitting it out of the park lately.

>>54573378
Still funny to think that the guy behind Transmetropolitan also wrote the Ironman 3 movie.

>>54573844
>tfw you used to watch wrasling with your grandpa as a kid, so you recognize all those faces
>tfw probably the only one here who remembers Dusty Rhodes
Thank you, ma fellow gentleman of enhanced melanin quantity.

>>54573378
One day I'm gonna get back to it, and actually read all the dialogues.

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>>54574132
Fuckin everyone knows the American Dream.

>>54573750
Never understood this one.

>>54574230
The abomination rises from The Pit

>>54574129
>Still funny to think that the guy behind Transmetropolitan also wrote the Ironman 3 movie.
Actually now that I know this, the Ironman 3 movie makes a LOT more sense (I still don't like it compared to the rest, but at least we have an explanation for the drugged-up drunkard of a Mandarin, who was just an actor pretending to be an evil mastermind).

>>54574179
>not reading Transmetropolitan
Philistine!

>>54573771
>nat1 cooking steak to your mob boss lover

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>>54574230
Does this help? Requires a tad less meta knowledge.

>>54574236
Betty pls go.

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>>54574188
Wh-what is the actual context here?

>>54574442
It's usually posted with "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" title.

>>54574442
Famous story about a guy who insisted some naked abused woman eat eggs.

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>>54574479

>>54574469
>abused
If memory serves it was more along the lines of "if I found drunk skimpily dressed passed out chick on the street, I wouldn't take advantage of her, instead I would take her to my place, let her sleep it off, then feed her all the eggs in the morning"

>>54574503
this isn't work of Liefeld, notice visible feet

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>>54574516
>>54574469
>>54574465
>>54574442

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>>54574551
Now imagine a bastard of Soviet Kirov and Protoss Carrier. If that doesn't make you rock hard, you might have come to a wrong board.

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>>54574589

>>54574503
>>54574479 is better, because it doesn't show any feet.

>>54573796
I so want to be that devotee
>Now to actually find friends who like Warhammer
>And know enough to play a Warhammer RPG
>And want to play an RPG where you actively work against each other
Like all Great Slaaneshi wannabes I shall play with myself

>>54573959 >>54574011
Aaaand I have a new favorite manga. Holy shit this is hilarious.

>>54574589
And now I have a fetish for the Kirov Airship. Thanks Anon!

>>54574108

being an asshole is a neat way to stop people from creating/sharing content

you should stop doing it

>>54574726
First time I've ever laughed in one of these threads.

Thanks anon.

>>54574628

10/10

>>54574589
>I'm just picturing her as a villian.
>She picks one cute looking guy on the team and vows to rape him with a strap on. The minute she is done she gives up and goes back to jail.
>She just keeps escaping, fighting the heroes, then raping the one heroes bum, then going back to jail.

Man, I never thought I could laugh at rape after being actually raped, but sometimes, rape IS funny.

>>54575310
Gun Witch a cute. CUTE!

>>54574593
I love that .webm now.

>>54574188
>You must eat all the eggs

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>>54573129

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>>54575283
Okay, that kind of came out of nowhere, but I guess we can work with that.

>So we meet again, young hero...
Of course! Can't let you start some evil schemes, as soon as I heard you escaped again, I got to follow. Justice must be always vigilant.
>I can see that. Just like you did last couple times.
Sure, justice must be persistent.
>Even though we both know how things turned out every single time until now.
Y-you don't remind me... I mean I got stronger now! For justice!
>I'm sure you did. The new haircut suit you better too.
Than... enough of this, justice won't be fooled by your words!
>Alright, come and get me. If you're so confident to face me alone.
Justice is never alone! The others will be here soon!
>Not soon enough. You know I'm almost starting to think you're not doing this for justice.

>>54575770
Alternatively
>marriage.jpg

>>54573202
sauce?

>>54573725
how does anyone unironically like kiss
how did the animators not want to kill themselves while making this

>>54574726
Not "2040 Car Park"?

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>>54573725
so can Slaanesh field the KISS army?

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>>54573129

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>>54574438
>Bob Johnson

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>>54575844
lol

>>54576008
What even happened here?

>>54575938
Have you seen them lately? They have gone Nurgle.

>>54574658
Anyone remember the HUGEMARINES from a while back?

>>54576081
Truck carrying eels tipped over.

>>54576179
Hagfish actually. Eels you can eat. Truckload of hagfish is real mysterious cargo.

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>>54575901
It's called having fun.

A concept people on /tg/ are foreign to.

>>54575770
>dnd.png

>>54575019
>gif as large as your penis
>shit gif to begin with
>even worse and lazy filename
I think it's better for the whole board that you stop sharing/creating that kind of content.

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>>54573707
>I need a good follow up to this

>>54576208
They're reasonably popular amongst researchers as one of the few deep sea fish that can survive surface pressure. But yeah an entire truckload is a lot more than any lab would probably want.

>>54574188
The best yet.

>>54576208
evidently they're a delicacy in korea

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/07/14/overturned-truck-of-slime-eels-transforms-oregon-road-into-highway-of-nightmares/

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>>54573797
I would play the shit out of Corruption of Cthulhu.

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>>54573129

>>54573707
Movie scenes like this always make me cringe. Because I end up mentally visualizing a true warrior watching the movie and either cringing or criticizing the hell out of it. Like an ancient vampire that was a viking before he died. Or a scottsman what was placed into an enchanted sleep for multiple centuries by an angry fey.

>>54573725
When the fuck did Scooby Doo go full animu?

>>54573690
The armor design in game of thrones is so fucking ugly and incompetent and unreasonable. Truly a reddit tier series.

>>54576465
3rd episode?

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>>54576439
It's not like shakespearian or ancient greek actors were any more realistic stage fighters than they are in movies. If the historical warrior understood it was a staged performance they'd probably have little to say about the choreography, and much more interesting comments about the play/movie itself, regardless of whatever it is.

>>54573797
Wait what, there's a cthulhu mod for free cities?

>>54575455
I love this one.

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every thread until you like it

>>54576575
A+

>>54574381
>ywn have an extra hour in the Bahl pit

>>54576439
>getting offended on somebody else's behalf

So, I guess /tg/ stands for tumblr general, now.

>>54575938
>when someone crosses Berserk and Evangelion...

>>54576911
Go look at /wodg/ if you didn't think so already.

>>54573555
she gon die

>>54573641
Context?

>>54577200
Nah, immunity to disease because fae fuckery

>>54576527
Ok, this one made me laugh.

>>54573707
>I need a good follow up to this with two dudes in full plate just hammering each other with swords
Dark Souls 3 PvP

>>54576575
Why is there a vagina on the screen?

>>54577122
Is it really that bad?

I heard the new WoD was tumblr-ified, but how bad can it be?

>>54577166
Do women actually expect this to fucking work?

>>54573129
Why does it have a luger?

>>54577294
I remember reading somewhere a while ago that looking at the faces of strangers, making firm eye contact, and introducing yourself scares away most sexual predators due to the fact that you will remember their face and be able to give a description to the police. Or some BS like that.

I just laughed my ass off because while I was reading it the only thought that popped up in my head was that a lot of stupid women who are paranoid of men are going to follow this advice and then wind starting a lot of pleasant conversations with guys who are total strangers.

>>54577294
The government does. At least in some places.

>>54577320
war trophy from Krauts

>>54577337
>>54577345

Can't they just give them bitches guns?

>>54577221
Asphyxiation isn't a disease.

>>54573809
You can't just leave that there without a source, you monster!

>>54577381
Anon, are you aware of how many innocent guys are going to wind up shot in the knee, or worse, the balls, because they just so happened to be walking down the same sidewalk as a paranoid woman?

Don't do that anon, don't take away other men's balls.

>>54577407
Maintain safe distance of 10 feet and you're clear from any paranoid shooting, woman can't hit you at such a distance. Unless she's behind the wheel.

>>54577407
Yes, but at the same time this force push shit is only being encouraged in the european countries that are under assault from the refugees. I reckon they'd hit more rapists than innocent emasculated white dudes.

>>54573753

Sorry to be that guy, but...
Source?

>>54577545
What we do in darkness, a rather enjoyable mockumentary about the daily lives of vampires living in New Zealand.

>>54577294
You'll notice physically fit women never teach "self defense" classes, it's always men. The women who can take care of themselves and teach others to just teach whatever their specific discipline is. Anyone who tries to market something as "self defense" is doing just that: Marketing. Sometimes it's a straight up scam, sometimes it's just a well intentioned stripmall karate studio trying to get some extra fees, but it's always a ploy of some kind.

>>54576575
I think this martial vs caster is finally settled

>>54577572
Cheers!

>>54573890
I'm insulted by this filename

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Owlcrabs, the latest crime of wizards

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>>54577250
It's actually an amphora, symbol of Groland for some reason.
Groland is satirical French show that present itself as some sort of news from the fictional country of Groland (basically, fatland). Not very subtle humour, but still kind of work most of the time.
Lots of sex jokes, lots of not sexy jokes, lots of "old people are old" jokes too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTMHLTvyn3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS_y7PsKvIU

>>54573910
...is this why I can't sleep for shit since I got my lab tech job?

>>54577454
>refugees
>not migrant workers
Back to your containment board echo-chamber.

>>54574658
I'm going to make Buck Plankchest, Buff Drinklots, and Butch Deadlift a random encounter now. Just three manly men doing manly things with, and likely to, each other.

>>54578960
source? I'd believe it's an actual VtM comic

>>54574503
the knees are fucking slaying me

>>54577381
>>54577407
Keep up, we're on flamethrowers now.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/18/anti-pervert-flame-throwers-sale-china/

>>54577434
I don't think anyone on this board is going to have a problem with that

>>54575788
Oh! So this is a weird boner

>>54579275
>Pegging
>Clearly hero is into it
>A weird boner
Your innocence is adorable, anon. Can I pat your head?

>>54577406
Art style looks like Minazuki Juuzo.

>>54575788
...sauce? For science of course.

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Oh yes, me and this manga are going to get along just fine.

(still Yurika Campus Life)

>>54577488
>throwing your purse at a complete stranger

Say goodbye to your wallet, all your money, your credit cards, your drivers license, your car keys, your house keys, and your cellphone.

>>54580016
Clever girl.

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>>54579788
God damn, RL will always be weirder than anything we an invent.

>>54579788
Somebody post the greentext version of this

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>>54573725
Can I get more seizures?

>>54575788
>>54579179
What is this?

>>54577407
>trusting people
Only a naive moron would assume that there are people who wouldn't throw you under the bus for a candy bar.

>>54579788
So this guy was basically the real world version of the "THICCer" Aku image?

>>54574163
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54579025
Zebra Girl, a pretty good webcomic that's still ongoing. Way better than anything WW could shit out these days.

>>54575491
cute

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>>54576620
3/10
I chuckle scoffed

>>54574593
>No weight on the leg press
>No diddlylift
Two plate bench was ALRIGHT i GUESS.

>>54577434
I do that all the time. I know what I look like. If there's a lady walking in the opposite direction to me I change course to avoid her. If parents see me walking through where their kids are they tell their kids to come back to them, though I've noticed they're not concerned if I'm wearing my high-vis work uniform, probably because I look more respectable.

Apparently ladies try to look less 'victimy' as well.

>>54580016
Shame on me.

>>54580360
Am I the only person who wants that to become a thing again? I really think we need to reconsider trials by combat as a legitimate means of settling grievances.

>>54577506
>PCs do the math for encumbrance

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>>54581063
>Doing the math for encumbrance

>>54578162
The Strigiomancer has gone too far this time!

>>54573604
You know, the first one was funny enough that I'm willing to give it a pass.

>>54580879
>less victimy
My mom used to live in the city, and in public she always keeps her head down and walks briskly and with a distinct sense of purpose, even when she has no idea where she's going.

I guess it's the kind of cues that say "I know precisely where I am and what I'm doing". The ones that signal tourists to ask you for directions, even when you yourself have never been to the area before, just because you act like you belong. If you come off like some poor hapless bumpkin, then people might feel more empowered to screw you over.

>>54580960
>I really think we need to reconsider trials by combat as a legitimate means of settling grievances.
You'll keep saying that until some jock rear-ends you. You'll want to sue his ass, but you know he'll call for TbC, so you can't take him on unless you pay for a good champion to fight in your place. And when you've got to spend that kind of money on a trial you might as well not bother and just eat the repair costs.

And then if it's a rich guy or a corporation screwing you over, you know he'll have hired some ex-navy-seal or world-class fighter just itching to convert your face into a form resembling uncooked hamburger meat.

>>54578489
yes lab tech, there's science to do, sleep later, or not at all if you can fix that.

>>54581351
This happens every single time this image is shown.
But as someone who used to clean public restrooms.
The opposite of this is true.
Now no one else has to say it.

>>54581100
Enforcing encumbrance and gold cost can bring any party to their knees.

>>54575271
Was there ever another d20 modern, or was the 90s one the last?

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>>54575343
I agree

>>54581544
Japan plz

>>54580868
Do you realize how much the armor weighs by itself?

>>54576319
As would I

>>54581736
It's actually not as heavy as you'd think, and really well distributed. Weighs around 15-25kg. The point of armour is to be able to move around in it and not get bogged down.

>>54580016
HAHA NOT THIS TIME

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>Eldrazi Displacer.gif

>>54573967
"That Guy"

I want all of these anime pedo posters to leave.

>>54579078
>Record if Lodoss War

Except for you.
You may stay.

>>54581381
I wouldn't say the exact opposite is true, but at least with men's rooms you can guess pretty easily what that puddle on the floor is.

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>>54577066
There are other things we can cross Berserk with.

>>54581450
This is a joke right?

>>54581949
You must truly be a novice if you do not see the power behind these techniques.

>>54581450
>Flurry of Blows
>Improved Unarmed Strike

>>54582010
Yer full of shit

>>54581450
>>54582010
So what's the name of this martial art?

>>54582058
I would hate to see you say that to a master of such a deadly style anon, especially to the extend those men have trained, you likely would not survive the experience.

>>54582070
It is derived from the Guretsu Style of the Kinki region of Japan, though it's use has seen a few derivatives around the world. These men are using what looks to be a Central European take on the techniques if I'm not mistaken.

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>>54573890
>Shadow Shadow Bo Badow
Everytime

>>54582109
You.


I like you.

>>54582077
Doubtful...

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>>54581809

>>54581544
I'm no k-ist, but off the top of my head it looks like that handle blocks both the case ejection and the iron sights. Is it ok without the handle?

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>>54582159
Thank you anon, I like me too.

>>54582169
I understand that such things go beyond the dull eyes on the uninitiated, don't feel to bad, maybe one day you'll understand the unrestrained killing might each of those blows posses.

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>>54582304
essentially, its still a cut down tommy gun with silly bits tacked on

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>>54582077
It's no LLAP-GOCH.

>>54581544
Nigga why yo gun backwards?

>>54582333
This is not a laughing matter anon, these folks are asking me serious questions about a widespread but underappreciated fighting style, and it is my duty to educate them so they are not so foolish as to anger a Master of this historied style.

>>54581476
I want to play that character.

>>54573794
>Successful run on HQ

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>>54574132
The only American Dream is the one our fine men in uniform have fought and died for

>>54574129
I don't think Ellis wrote the movie itself. It's just vaguely based on his Extremis run, that's why he's credited

>>54578902
>shoots 5 times with 4 rounds

You're an action hero harry!

>>54580016
Every goddamn time

>>54581559
That's genius.

>>54574658

Thing is, if you even vaguely translate them to latin they do sound like marine names.

Big McLargeHuge is presumably Maximus Magnus Vastus.

Did a whole bunch of them a while back, now I can't remember any others.

>>54581595
heheh

>>54579016
The day Europe starts needing professional camel and/or sheep molesters we can get back in touch

Before that they can fuck right off. Africa has a few countries in the middle with alright people in it, Middle East in my experience only one or two at most. And even then those ME dudes were extremely stereotypical, which does not work in a civilized fucking society.

You know, one that isn't based on backstabbing everyone you don't plan on seeing again.

>>54581313
You must become like the Uberman

>>54574126
>>54574032

Everytime I see that bird's face in the last panel I lose my shit.

>>54579016
A working migrant would not stalk woman on the street, mostly because he would be working.

>>54584638
No, he would just fuck your wife and impregnate her while on his lunchbreak before you get home from work.

>>54584644
>ditch digger or assembly line drone
>having lunch break
What are you, a commie?

>>54584644
Not if I spend MY lunchbreak fucking him in order to prevent him from fucking my wife. Maybe nights too.

>>54584776
Just wife him, that way him fucking your wife wouldn't count.

>>54584819
>whoever fucks my wife I'm gonna fuck him in the ass.jpg

>>54584859
>tfw you will never have a harem of captured trap wives

>>54574108
Keep using gifs.

t. phone anon

>>54584869
Not with that attitude!

>>54577236
Not enought rolls.

>>54573967
Sir-Bearington-Illustrated-And-Condensed

>>54575901
>how does anyone unironically like kiss
For that matter, how does anyone even ironically like them?

>>54574593
First guy looks like a ruin sentinel.

>>54581913
Hi, reddit

>>54585088
get an app

>>54574589
I'd rather imagine the process of making one.

>>54577337
>due to the fact that you will remember their face and be able to give a description to the police
Fuck, the bitch's gonna remember me, I have to kill her now.

>>54587007
Fuck, now there's a body with my prints and DNA all over it. I have to flee the country or else get ready for shower-time with Big Bubba now.

>>54583835
Post the lava gif