If your character fucks a monster, they should be branded as

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>>54571685
I'm okay with that.

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>>54571685
Well yeah duh. If it wasn't taboo it wouldn't be HAWT!

>>54571685
Hey, someone's gotta do it.

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I've been called far worse for doing far less.

>>54571685
Why though? What's the reason for this social stigma?

If it walks like a human and fucks like a human, why wouldn't society treat it as a human? Especially if it has the same religion/skin color as most of the society.

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>>54571732
It would still be hot, but filled with more normalfags who ruin everything.

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>>54571685
obligatory

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There is nothing sick, fucked up or perverted about fucking a scorpiongirl.

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But let's get real here. This shit right here was the height of disgusting degeneracy. By Tolkien elven standards that bitch Tauriel is guilty of bestiality.

Dwarf on Elf love may be fine depending on the setting but in Middle-Earth it just feels wrong.

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>>54571786
They're monsters.
If until fairly recently you got lynched by your neighbors for having a spouse of the wrong skin color then a snake woman will get you burned at the stake.

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>>54571817
And that's an objective fact.

>>54571832
I'm more disgusted by how Kili and Fili died and how a fairy tale tried to be an epic.

>>54571812
>the 2nd most retarded spammed image on /tg/

>>54571685
No, but touching ears of your coworker without consent is considered harassment.

Depends on the setting.

My character IS a monster.

>>54571843
>If until fairly recently you got lynched by your neighbors for having a spouse of the wrong skin color then a snake woman will get you burned at the stake.
Until fairly recently we used to put people who worshipped death cults about drinking their prophet's blood into an arena and had them eaten by lions.

>>54571924
Until fairly recently we killed people for being born in another village.

>>54571924
And that was bitchin and we should still do it. What's your fucking point here?

>>54571892
A few years ago the Supreme Court of the Netherlands dictated that grabbing a co-workers ass isn't sexual harassment if it's done for humorous reasons rather than sexual ones. Whether or not it's deemed humorous is based not on how the recipient interpreted it, but on the intentions of the grabber.

Assuming they're Dutch, tugging a co-worker's ears and touching her fluffy tail might just be a prank, bro.

>>54571975
Nothing. You should throw yourself in a lion cage right now.
>>54571943
Go drive to the next town and start hitting people with a metal pipe then, if you think it's a moral action.

>>54572016
I did, but I was disguised as a bipedal goat innawoods.

>>54571865
They died on the original

>>54571685
Okay, here's your (You).

>>54571866
What's the 1st most?

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>>54572085
They died in the middle of the battle using their bodies to shield the mortally wounded Thorin, not in Ravenhill to make a romance that shouldn't have existed with a pointless character become tragic.
Fuck.

>>54571856
>Interlocking her claws with yours as you force a kiss on her until she gives in and accepts.
lewd.

>>54572138
What happened to SMT? Shouldn't that chick be the Neutral heroine standin? Did they replace Pascal with a woman now?

>>54572126
Not him, but probably the Whizzard

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There is nothing wrong with consenting adults who love each other holding hands.

If they happen to be of separate species, that changes very little.

If they also happen be sexually compatible, then that's great.

>>54572201
She's from the game where every route sans two early end ones are neutral.
In all essence, Asahi is a loyal puppy.

You're just mad my paladin is fucking the evil out of all the monstergirls

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>>54572418
>being a slut
>good

>>54572493
It's not Evil. But it is, I think, in danger of being Chaotic.

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>>54572337
>In all essence, Asahi is a loyal puppy.
I don't know man, that's still sounds more like the neutral heroine then the dog. But I dId not play apocalypse so what do I know?

>>54571685
My characters counts as monsters, if they fucked humans, other monsters would call them sick perverts...Except gnolls, they don't give a dam

>>54571685
Generally speaking common sense tells you to not fuck with the guy who was ballsy enough to literally fuck monsters into submission.

>>54572304
Take that lewd shit to /d/ you heretic.

>>54572942
What if he was just charming or the monster made him her bitch?

>>54571685
Agreed. Thankfully very few of the non-humans civil enough for someone to have more than a short conversation with are monsters.

>>54573059
Then it probably depends on whether or not the big scary monster girlfriend is in earshot.

>>54571685
That depends on a lot of variables

If a rich noble does it, it's probably just gonna be considered some bizarre quirk of theirs that they largely get away with. Like having a lot of pretty boys and bathhouses in their castle, or drinking the blood of virgins. Might even get praised for it if he had a good reputation beforehand and put a neat spin on it.

For peasants and laymen, anyone whose willing ready and able to fuck monsters was probably already an outcast in the first place, and the tale of monster fucking is gonna just be another thing on top of their long list of abnormalities that other people talk about.

The only people getting straight up lynched are gonna be people with a lot of enemies looking for an excuse or someone people want to blame for hard times.

>>54573200
I used that one in one campaign - rolled for queens lover, ended up with a gnoll and a lizardfolk, both locked up in her prison as "slaves"

>>54572126
A picture of his mother.

>>54571866
And #1 most effective, since (You) get triggered every time it's posted and have to let everyone know you don't like it.

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>>54572304
Indeed.

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I honestly wonder if some settings have different ideas about monsters and breeding between different species. If you grew up among satyrs and centaurs and other kind-of-human things, let alone elves and dwarves, wouldn't the lines be blurred? It was actually something briefly explored in A Spell for Chameleon, if I remember right.

And if your world was actually full of super dangerous monsters that with little to no exception want to eat you or suck out your soul, wouldn't they be horrified by even our relatively tame ideas of banging catgirls?

Right now we're probably in a sort of 'neutral' universe - we've had ideas of monsters and monster-girls from both sides of the line, but we've never experienced either side for ourselves.

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>>54571685
Monster is a social construct.

>>54575767
Monster Musume mermaids are the best design for mermaids.

>>54575636
I need more Faun/Satyr girls in my life.

>>54575527
>lizard girl shits out some eggs from its cloaka
>now you have to jerk it

>>54571685
That depends on the setting.

>>54571685
This was actually a plot point in a game I've been in. A very powerful empresses had a scandal break out over her having sexual relations with the emperor of a race of flesh eating humanlike monsters. Both sides were using each other for political gain all in all. But the rep hit from the thought alone was enough to make the local politics more unstable causing an adventure.

>>54575857
Anon, that's not how lizards works, that's Fish.

>>54575857
For lizards you have to fuck them first.

But some don't even need sex to reproduce

>>54575857
Could be worse, could be an anglerfish. oh god, my dick wants to do a magic trick and disappear whenever I picture that.

>>54576941
Think about it in a more monstergirl way.

An anglerfish mermaid with a breastfeeding fetish, where you spend all your time suckling on and fucking her.

>>54572126
Probably "Have you tried not playing DnD?", "When did you realize d20 was shit?", or "Depends the setting"

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My character fucked the Queen of the Elves, several Nymphs (Including an evil one), a ghostly demon cultist, his own personal Bride of Frankenstein, the goddess of suicide and a possibly undead black dragon MILF.
He is so far beyond that question that he wouldn't even know where to start.

>>54577177
>Depends the setting
actual relevant quite frequently, however much of an unhelpful shitpost it is

>>54577511
It's a shitpost response to shitpost OPs.

>>54577511
You can't exactly talk about things in fantasy without knowing what setting people are talking about. Before you can start talking about dragons you first have to know what kind of fucking dragon they are speaking of.

>>54576941
why not a mantis

>>54577640
Thats why I'm saying its relevant frequently, it's just that it never really helps discussion or anything

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>>54571685
slut

>>54577715
You have no idea, random stranger, you have no idea...

>>54577712
This is honestly part of why I rage so hard when people ask a large general questions without defining what they are talking about.

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>>54577511
The problem with 'depends on the setting' is that it's basically a non-response. It's not being critical, it's not offering advice, or trying to create an idea of what setting it could be. It's not even really demanding that it be narrowed down to a specific setting or group of settings, or asking a question about what setting it is. It's a response that can always be given because the idea is always important and valid, but it never attempts to even ask the question, 'What setting is it?' It doesn't want specificity, it just wants to be petty and go 'I don't want to discuss this topic in any depth,' while still giving it a bump for some reason. It is a fucking stock phrase like ones that big corporations use to avoid awkward questions.

Thank you for listening to the very important opinions of Ann Non, a critical part of this mongolian fruit-processing factory.

>>54571685
what if they were the fuckee, not the fucker?

>>54575827
Still inferior to Breath of the Wild zoras though

>>54573059
He lived.
Must be at least sorta tough.

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>>54572147
Truly scorpions are best girls.

>>54577715
But I'm a boy

>>54579413
you are among friends anon, we will not judge you.

>>54571685
They're called monsters for a reason OP. What the hell is the PC supposed to do if a Dragon wants their dick? Try to fight the thing and get burnt to a crisp?

>>54571812
>sentience

IT'S SAPIENCE! THE WORD IS FUCKING SAPIENCE! ALL LIVING CREATURES ARE SENTIENT, EVEN WORMS, FUCKING LITERALLY!!! ONLY CREATURES THAT ARE SELF AWARE ARE SAPIENT!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54571856
>dat claw holding
>dat chase kissing

Anon please, this is a blue board.

>>54572147
Actually, he's not forcing her to do anything, she can fuck him up whenever she wants to with her own stinger.

>>54571924
>Until fairly recently we used to put people who worshipped death cults about drinking their prophet's blood into an arena and had them eaten by lions.

We need to go back to those times. We should also throw into the arena people who believe they have to die a martyr in order to gain a bunch of virgin wives in the afterlife.

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>>54571685
Why do you want your dad to be branded as a sick fuck pervert?

>>54577284
>Queen of the Elves
>several Nymphs (Including an evil one)
>a ghostly demon cultist
>his own personal Bride of Frankenstein
>the goddess of suicide
>a possibly undead black dragon MILF

Anon, please. That shit is downright vanilla. Your PC hasn't done diddly squat until they've gargled demon jizz and taken it up the ass from a centaur.

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>>54580084

>>54577680
Because preying mantis kill you relatively quickly. Anglerfish do not. Anglerfish actually keep you alive. Despite the fact that they destroy your brain so you spend the rest of your life in a coma.

>>54579413
You don't count as a boy when you're wearing a skirt.

>>54580173
iirc most species where the males are cannibalized afterwards actually only do that under extreme stress (which just so happens to be the mood that most researchers in the lab get to observe them in).

>>54571977
based netherlands
>>54580054
morals ruined everything, too safe. pussies now

>>54580191
ITS A KILT YA DIPSHIT

>>54580157
He ain't gay anon.

>>54577284
>possibly undead black dragon MILF
How can dragons be MILFs?

>>54580251\
By having hatchlings, dumbfuck.

>>54580271
I meant the "like to fuck" part

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>>54580290
Gee I dunno...

>>54571817
You do not fuck scorpion girl anon...
scorpion girl fucks you

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>>54580290
>he doesn't want to fuck dragons
I'm not talking about monstergirls either

>>54579413
not after she's done abusing your boipussy

>>54580248
>implying you have to be gay in order to suck demon and centaur dick

That's like saying I have to be gay in order to fuck your mom.

>>54580221
You're wearing thigh high socks and there are pink frilly bows in your hair.

It's a fucking skirt anon.

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>>54580480
Anon please, only a truly powerful dragon can assume this form.

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>>54580517
Listen, I don't care about magical power or whatever. In any case you could replicate that with any slut and some simple cosplay.

I just want those scales on my fucking DICK.

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>>54580157
>Anon, please. That shit is downright vanilla. Your PC hasn't done diddly squat until they've gargled demon jizz and taken it up the ass from a centaur.

Ah, the "Tuesday".

>>54580591
I know, right? It's like that anon has never had an "insane Clown Posse" before.
Which is an orgy full of jesters and a pair of aboleths. And maybe a jabberwock.

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>>54580290

>>54580555
>any slut and some simple cosplay

Bitch, if I'm going to have someone pretending to be a dragon for me, they have to be hot and with a good ability to act that can help draw me into the illusion that they are truly a dragon despite their human form, and are wearing a cosplay that can fool me into thinking its real if I don't look too close. A cute girl boredly going rawr every few seconds won't do it for me.

>>54571685
My character fucks monsters, but that's not why he's a sick fuck pervert. All those monsters would've passed the Harkness Test had he actually bothered and not just immediately raped them.

>>54580201
That's only spiders. For mantises it's a pretty important part of the mating. For the males getting a head ripped off sends their sexual organs into overdrive.

>>54580555
>I want an oversized monitor lizard
Maybe if you had said horse or dolphin I'd have some respect but that's just weak.

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>>54581035
>WANTING to be fucked by the rape torpedo of the sea

Anon... There are less horrifying ways to commit suicide...

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>>54577680
>why not a mantis
Why not indeed.

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>>54580737

>>54577680
Because contrary to popular belief, Mantises only eat their mates if they are stressed or lacking food, and generally Mantises raised in captivity hardly ever eat their mates

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>>54580290
I see it is your first time on /tg/ friend

>>54581379
Dolphins and horses have excellent muscle control down there.

>>54579985

Actually, you're looking for the word Sophont.

You are accurate in the use of the word Sentience, and sapience is describing the appropriate trait, but there are multiple animals that blur the line on sapient.

Sophont indicates the necessary low-water mark: A creature must exhibit this level of awareness and abstraction of thought to be considered an actor with agency.

As a bonus, it clarifies age of majority, by elucidating the fact that children have not yet reached appropriate levels of development to hit this watermark, which simplifies the Harkness test further: A creature that is a willing sophont.

Not that the Harkness test isn't a just a one-way ticket to anaphylaxis anyways.

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>>54582175
You, anon, I like.

>>54571685
>girl with cat ears
>monster
Fuck you casuals and your "monster" girl shit. You fucking entry level plebs kill me with your shit taste.

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>>54583408
>literally a thing since the dawn of civilization in ancient Mesopotamia
>entry level

>>54583445
Precisely. It's so fucking entry level that those ancient fucks who could barely engrave language in wet clay tablets were able to squeeze one out to the thought of the village harlot/attractive priestess or whatever with some exotic animal appendage that wouldn't take away from the human aspect. The truly patrician has left that trash behind and sets his mind ahead to the future and what may lay behind it in the vast reaches of space. If we are to grow as a species, we must be able to fuck whatever craziness that lurks in the dark places between our imaginations and the recesses of space. Monstergirl fags hold us back by tethering us to a meek vestige of humanity.

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>>54583473
You speak great wisdom, deviant. Our boundless desire to fuck the unfuckable is what has always propelled our species, and shall propel us forward to the stars yet.

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>>54583408
>>54583445
>>54583473
>dat feel when your tastes in monstercheesecake/beefcake has grown so extreme that it's pulled a full 360 and now you can only fap to eldritch abomination horrors that manage to cram themselves into a human visage but still have the occasional ears/eyes/tail leak out, aka animu catgirls and cat twinks

No, anon. You are the casual pleb.

>>54583513
Nah you just relapsed. Find peace in honesty and your own bad taste. In the event that this is irony, evaluate what posting this means to you.

>>54573059
If he's charming you won't talk shit, if he's a monster woman's boytoy you probably won't talk shit

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>>54583559
>tfw you will never be a sexy monster's trophy boyfriend who can get whatever you want whenever you want and do whatever you want whenever you want because all you have to do is tell your monster lover on them and watch as their entire city is reduced to rubble

>>54583588
>>54583559
>wanting to be a submissive partner
>wanting your partner to be submissive
Meanwhile, I'm over here with my sex fantasy involving her and I having a swordfight on the burning remains of our respective fortunes, probably sinking ships. Then as the violence escalates and it becomes more clear neither of us will profit and our crews are dead, our fight rolls into the bedroom and we collapse upon it together, in bouts of passionate hatefucking.

Then we sail away from the burning wreckage on what salvage we can find, and join together in creating a new, even greater fortune.

Every decade or so, we repeat the process when one of us tries to doublecross the other for the wealth.

>>54583530
you don't understand anon, I'm not that guy I write stories about similar, like pseudo-shoggoths or other gibbering horrors that compress themselves down to gleeful carnal forms to go among the humans and play with their flesh, but lapse at the moment of climax and reveal their eye biting glory to their partners in that instant.

>>54583663
Yeah that's fine. Mind posting your work?

>>54583633
>not wanting unconditional love and support from your monster waifu/husbandou
>not interlocking your fingers as you hold hands while gently having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>not cuddling for hours afterwards as you chat idly about your hopes and dreams to each other

Come on anon. Do you even know how to lewd?! Your shit is vanilla as fuck!

>>54583677
That's what happens during the decade long lulls between double crosses.

Except maybe for that "cuddling for hours" thing.

We've got BUSINESS to take care of.

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>>54580290

>>54577284
Bards...

>>54583408
C'mon. We still frown on interracial couples. Why wouldn't fantasy society frown upon relationship with totally different specie?

>>54583921
Probably because there are more important things to worry about, like the fire giants attacking.

Not a lot of time to bicker among yourselves when you are fighting fire giants.

>>54572942
People would still call him a freak, just not to his face.

>>54580790

Go ahead, give me the list. Tell me the boxes you've checked.

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As if conquering monster tribes and stealing their bitches isn't the manliest of endeavors. The stronger the monster, the more respected the warrior or wizard. A particularly canny farmer goes over the hills or boards a longship and comes back with a mewling catgirl or whimpering elf maiden to ravage into a pliant broodmare and becomes the envy of his neighbors, true warriors and leaders of men with Orc chieftesses and venomous snake-women bound to the saddle of a spare horse and are celebrated among their peers, but those few who return with dragons and the daughters of demon lords either seduced or forced to submit and further their lines are truly destined for crowns and greatness.

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>>54580084
ow

>>54580054
PROTIP: The death cult mentioned was christianity, in case it wasn't obvious enough about the lions and drinking christ's blood

>>54584718
Unless you have fucking gnolls - who take all the men as there play toys - this is how our party lost our wizard...He didn't mind...

>>54584836
Yes anon, I know. It doesn't matter what flavor, all abrahamic faiths are piles of flaming shit.

>>54580022
So, scorpion girls are tsundere?

>>54583473
>the future
>just some fags in the later 20th century that also jack it to their own feces
You're a special mind.

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>>54571685
Are robots okay?

>>54585476
Scorpion girls like pushy men.
But not when they are busy.
Or hungry.
Or not in the mood.

>>54571856
>GET OVER HERE

>>54585476
I guess so.
>tfw no muscular athletic scorpiongirl kemonomimi tomboy gf who acts and looks tough, aggressive and tsundere but is actually very sweet and intimate

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>>54585578

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There is nothing perverted or wrong about MILF dragon ladies

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>>54585825

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>>54585825
>mge
There is in this case, enjoy your shit setting where Ares stops people from dying in battle.

>>54585872
Only saw a couple episodes of season one? Who is the chick with the streak.

>>54583725
Source?
I'm asking for a friend..

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>>54586102
Jackie, his girlfriend.

>>54571866
You're missing your ugh. 2/10

>>54581872
Tell that to Mr Hands

>>54571732
this tbqh

>>54571843
I'm a high-level adventurer.
My waifu is a literal monster.
You're an angry peasant.

Also, the reason interracial marriage was so frowned upon in the US was the bullshit invented to support colonialism and later slavery. Unless a fantasy world has undergone similar periods of history - which the standard pseudo-medieval setting hasn't - there's little reason people would care.

>>54577284
>possibly undead black dragon MILF
Storytime, please.

>>54589272
Angry peasants have thrown themselves against armies. One lone heretic and his whore won't pose a real threat.

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>>54583921
One reason might be if the relationship produces children that are measurably better than humans in several significant ways.

>>54589560
>measurably better than humans in several significant ways.

Only in shitty writing does this happen without severe drawbacks. Either the hybrid is more fragile, has the breeding power of a mule, or falls into red mage syndrome.

>>54578368
And for all that it's still impossible to say whether something sex-related but not obviously inherently harmful is a taboo in a given society without knowing anything about that society, its history, or even the basic metaphysics of the universe it exists in.

For all we know a village in the middle of nowhere could be ecstatic for gaining a strong ally.

>>54589592
Their minds are more prone to addiction (to the most mundane of things even, like farming) and other such disorders.

>>54585639
Man, that'd be fun. Really aggressive and competitive, plays a bunch of sports; but absolutely melts with joyous embarrassment when you hold her hand/claw.

>>54571685
Only if it was before marriage

>>54586478
Shyguy9

Warning: Most of what he draws is vore and it's fatal 90% of the time.

>>54589843
Ok, so who is doing this writefaggotry? I think story thread is still up.

>>54580555
You love dragons.
Dragons love gold.
Half-dragon template can be applied to any living corporeal creature, implying dragons aren't picky.

Go ahead, ask her price. Worst that can happen is... pretty bad, actually. Maybe you could use Bluff to claim you simply want strong offspring.

>>54589592
>if it's not HFY then it's shit!
lol

>>54583502
You could go the Orion's Arm route and turn those stars into living creatures. Then you could fuck them just fine with the help of virtual reality. Or physically, if you got yourself a body made of magmatter (local scifi-mithril).

The point is, we area already working on the matter.

>>54575857
>girl

>>54590365
I'm not saying that, but if hybrids do turn out having big edges over the parents that begs plenty of questions on its own.

>>54590406
The hybrid doesn't have to have a big edge over the parent that's a dragon or a giant or whateverthefuck to impress the human side of the family.

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>>54585578
>>54585769
>tfw You came for the porn but the plot is really good.

>>54583921
I'm not saying anything about the social ramifications in-setting about this kind of stuff, I'm just saying that monstergirl fags are shit tier.

>>54585825
How is that a dragon? That's a woman with makeup.

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>>54590823
>his dragons are such weak shit they can't transform

>>54589989
>"Go 'pods!" I smile as I look at her face, she's loving this.
>It was so worth getting her the tickets to the fighting arthropods vs the flaming falcons match. Even if I had to work several part time jobs.
>I've never been one for sports myself, but seeing her eyes glisten with excitement, the way she clacks her claws as her team advance - even the way her tail swings from side to side, even if those nearby flinch away nervously.
>As her team scores, she jumps up, her claws clashing as she cheers, giving you a good look at her rear, where her tail meets her toned and armored butt.
>You resist the urge to reach out and grab it. You learned long ago that even with the armor, she can still feel, and is extremely sensitive there.
>So instead, you remain a gentleman. Just smiling as she cheers.
>Finally, the celebrations end, and she sits back down.
>You meet her gaze, and grin at how excited she is. She immediately clams up, tries to hide her enthusiasm and grunts out a "thanks" as she turns away.
>Well, you may be a gentleman, but if she's going to be so cute, you're not going to be able to resist.
>You reach out your hand, and grasp her claw.
>She freezes, her tail hanging stiffly behind her.
>Slowly she turns to face you, blushing as scarlet as a lobster. She hisses, "you bastard!"
>But she doesn't stop you. In fact you feel her grip tighten, your hand now imprisoned between her claws.
>"I know," you whisper back, and stroke her hair with your free hand.
>She leans her head against you, still blushing, but with her face split by a wide smile as you both settle in to watch the game.

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>>54590958
That's a rabbit, not a dragon.

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>>54591186
She is a dragon.
At least her mother was a dragon.
In fact here's a full blooded dragon.

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>>54591132

>>54591278
I'm not sure if that's good or bad. I hope it was enjoyable.

>>54580221
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing from that

>>54583921
>We still frown on interracial couples.
"We" being /pol/. And it frowns on them for the same reason a fantasy society could find them very useful indeed: marriage means alliance.

>>54572493
That is an unfortunate location for an ass, the more I think about it.

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>>54591496
>wanting an alliance with actual literal rapists

>>54589500
>Angry peasants have thrown themselves against armies.
And gotten brutally slaughtered for it, which they also know.

>One lone heretic and his whore won't pose a real threat.
The heretic is an archmage, his whore is the ancient red dragon he's riding. Your move.

>>54591496
It's not just /pol/ that feels that way.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022103116300555

>>54590496
This.
The being is less impressive than a dragon, but if it ever adventured and became high level, it'd have a harder time reaching the potential of the greatest human heroes. (Generally represented by the hit dice of being a creature taking up a few potential levels)

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>>54591496
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

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>>54591609
>he thinks dragons are worth shit
From the moment we arrive on the planet, no one wants an arrow straight in the heart.

>>54591725
Undead, Constructs, Oozes, pure Elementals, and anything else that ignores crits. There's a lot of creatures that don't care about organ damage

>>54591132
Nice.

>>54591582
>What is all of human history?

>>54591794
None of which are dragons and their soft vulnerable undersides.

Dragons are shit, fluffy things are better.

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>>54592076
What about fluffy dragons?

>>54592076
What about a dragon embarrassed by her scales?

She wears fluffy jumpers and feather boas just so she can feel cute.

>>54592129
That one still has scales/scutes. 100% fluff only.

>>54592227
Then she's shit for being so insecure. With those kinds of insecurities, she'd never let you keep the lights on while you go elbow deep into her cloaca.

Oh god, I'm such a hack. I completely swapped between 1st and 2nd person without realising it.

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>>54589272
Patrician taste confirmed.

>>54589272
Dislike of interracial stuff isn't relegated to America, doofus. People are inherently tribalistic.

>>54591132
More?

>>54571786
There's literally humans that aren't seen as humans, why would we see nonhuman as humans?

>>54592564
Because it's unlikely that they'll be worse than niggers.

>>54585872
>>54586504

Wait... you can cuckhold a girl? This changes everything.

>>54592668
You cannot cuckold a woman, but you can however cuckqean her.

>>54592668
Yeah, but it only works if you're girl(girl) yourself.

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>>54592713
No, not true

>>54583408
>casuals
Have we fallen so low that masturbating on shitting dick nipples is a point of pride?

>>54571924
>>54580054

Your fedoras are showing. Like it or not, Christianity provides a good framework for civilization while Islam and Atheism have failed to do so. Even Grecoroman Paganism is more admirable, because it at least created a functioning society. Basic fucking functionalism you critical theory shitheads.

>>54592797
Yes.

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>>54592812
>taking credit for a civilization you inherited and ran into the ground like the spiritual niggers you are

>>54592668
Goddamn that's hot.

Just the idea of her loving any scraps of attention and being happy with such an unhealthy situation.

Sometimes I forget I'm a sadist.

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>>54572645

Why are the sword and pistol on opposite sides? You draw a sword across your body, and the pistol isn't set up for left-handed crossdraw, so presumably she uses both right-handed and therefore can't use them both at once. It would make more sense to have them both on the same side.

>>54592868
>Vargposting

Christianity Made Rome Great Again, and the Byzantine Empire is proof. It would still exist today if it weren't for Europe being shitty allies against the Mohammedan dindus their atheist mobs now worship.

>>54571685
and yet the greatest mages known had a bit of dragon blood running through their veins. There are exceptions, if they are exceptionaly hard to pull off and exceptionaly rewarding

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>Be a great human warrior and noble
>Deliberately acquire a harem of muscular orc women so your children will get that Strength/Con bonus. Fuck magic.
>Force the men to watch as their women embrace the BHC and get C I V I L I Z E D

>>54592812
Imperium provides a good structure for civilization, and the Catholic Church and eastern church have bolong argued that it was the steward of that inheritance. Both had thuroughly lost any semblance of such a claim by the reformation, and such leadership was rightly back in the hands of princes and courtiers. The church itself made a huge matter of disowning Old Testament justice and upholding what amounted to Roman virtue, and they were as venal, arrogant, and shabby caretakers for Roman culture as the Caliphate was for the Greeks.

>>54573696

Now that, that would probably result in a lynching, both of those are very inhuman and have nasty reputations for what they DO to humans.

>>54579413
dick or GTFO

>>54580157

That's every female PC, bruh.

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>>54592916
>the Mohammedan dindus their atheist mobs now worship

>>54577838

That sounds like legitimate autism m8.

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Well, my half-elf bard is actually half-elf/half-catfolk instead of having a human half (thanks to the GM taking liberties with my backstory), so I think he has reign to fuck whatever he wants at this point.

>>54593093

That dirty Communist is a false pope. Popes can't retire, and therefore the Pope Emeritus, who has hinted at feuding with the pretender Francis behind the scenes despite the liberal politics that forced him out, is the true Pope.

>>54592983

BHC isn't a meme. Why do you think the only "half X" races are half-human or half-dragon? Because Orcs can't compete. They're probably like great apes, strong but with tiny dicks.

>>54592948

If you make a claim like that, cite your sources. Merlin was an Air Genasi or Tiefling (or Half-Demon).

>>54593093
What is that guy doing

>>54592431
Depends on what you're wanting. If you have a specific request, just say.

>"So if I sink this basket you'll do whatever I say for the whole day?" she grins at you, her tail wagging behind her head, the tip of her stinger glistening - she's leaking venom with excitement. It'd be cute if it wasn't terrifying.
>You gulp and nod, "but if I win..." you try to be confident, but it's hard to do it. She's really good with those claws, and loves basketball. You're as good as sunk, already giving up your Saturday to polish her carapace.
>You watch, a lump in your throat as she lines up the shot, crouches back and...
>It bounces off the rim.
>You stare at her slack-jawed.
>She stares back, dismayed.
>An entire day, where she'll do anything you ask...

>She opens the door, averting her eyes from you. She's obviously having second thoughts.
>Before she can say anything, you hold up the carrier bag you brought with you. "Put this on," you say, trying to keep your voice steady, despite your excitement.
>She starts to complain, but you shake your head, "you promised."
>Resigned, she slumps away to her room, holding the bag.
>Minutes later, she returns. No longer wearing the body concealing sweats.
>Now, covering her blushing form is a bright and cheerful sundress.
>Its shape should have concealed her body, but with her thick carapace it instead accentuates her well-hidden curves.
>You lean over and plant a kiss on her cheek. "You're adorable"
>"I-I'm not meant to be adorable! I'm a scorpion, I'm deadly, dangerous, I'm-"
>"Adorable," you repeat, "and we're going to be late if we don't hurry"
>"Late?" she takes a step back, "are you seriously expecting me to go outside like this?"
>She relaxes as you shake your head, but then you laugh "Expect nothing. You promised to obey me today: and so you will go out. We will see a movie, and you're going to be beautiful."
>As she covers her face with her claws in embarrassment, you swear you can see her smile.

>>54593009

The church itself, as a leader, matters significantly less than the culturally unifying factor of a common faith among the populace and the shared aspirational values it fosters. Other than that I agree with you, degeneracy is degeneracy.

>>54593201

Washing and kissing the feet of refugees because he either wants Europe to become Muslim to prove how tolerant and 'virtuous' he is, or because he's naive enough to think that if he kowtows to them enough they'll convert to prop up Catholicism's sagging numbers.

>>54593152

I heard the Jesuits did some bullshit. I'd believe this is the case.

>>54585180
Yeah, kill all the middle eastern death cultists.

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>>54591371
it's good, just realized im a perv

>>54583921

Because lamiae are more human than niggers.

>>54591865
>muh rape culture

Go protest Saudi Arabia if you hate rape so much instead of blaming one of the few cultures that has ever, ever indulged women even a little despite knowing it was a bad idea.

>>54593343

When was the last time you saw a lamia burn down its own neighborhood because the police shot another lamia for committing crimes and trying to attack the popo? Exactly.

>>54571685
I don't think that's a man about to touch ears, but rather a man putting the cat ears in place.

>>54593326
Ah cool.

And hey, if you're a perv, you might as well enjoy it.

>>54593152
Were all the popes before Urban II also false popes? Because Europe endured four centuries of Islamic aggression before even the first crusade but Christianity is apparently our greatest defense against Islam, so I guess they can't have been real Christians either.

>>54593455
>Monster Musume: Monster Lives Matter Edition

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>>54592757
Cuck queen Star is the best meme to come out of cartoons in recent years.

>>54593550

Monster lives already matter. So do black lives that aren't spent being fucking criminal niggers.

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>>54591132

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>>54593540
>liberal reading comprehension

>>54593550
>monster lives matter
>instead of burning things down they kidnap men and dissappear innawoods

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>>54593624

>>54593216
Excellent.
more please

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>>54593455
Depends on the monster really.

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>>54593252
Yes. Clearly the head of the Catholic faith, the largest organized religion in the western world, wants Europe to convert to Islam.

It's not like, you know, he's following Christ's example by washing the feet of the downtrodden or anything.

Fuck man, I'm not even Catholic. I'm fucking Baptist and you've got me defending the pope.

>>54593790
you people throw good potlucks

>>54593550
>actually a thing in >muh setting

The more monstrous the race is, the less control over its psyche it has. Almost-human monster races (like catpeople, elves or dorfs) have no difficulty creating societies, while the only (barely) functioning arachnid society is held together by religious hatred of anyone different from them.

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>>54593216

>>54593790
That guy doesn't look downtrodden to me.

What magical realm have I entered?

>>54593614
>I called him a libral!
>I win I win I win!

I love how alt-shits act like 5 year olds. Maybe try more buzzwords next time?

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>>54594039
a slightly sweet and comfy one

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>>54594039
The best kind of one.

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>>54594134
>>54594176
Good enoigh. MGE allowed?

>>54593187
source: muh setting

we have Charles the Stormcaller and Bono the-one-who-lives-with-ghosts

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>>54594230
there can only be one shubby-san

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>>54594230
No, it's shit

>/tg/.jpg

>>54594039
The one you should leave while while you can

>>54593747
>The two of them hold each other in their arms as the waters lap around them, the storm getting worse.
>The frog desperately holds on, begging "Why? you're going to drown too. Why didn't you save yourself?"
>The scorpion rests her head against the frog, as they begin to sink beneath the waves: "Don't blame me, it's just my nature."
>THE END

>You glance over at her, trying to see how she enjoyed the movie.
>She's furiously trying to blink back her tears as she mutters "idiots" under her breath.
>Reaching out, you gently hold her claw, just enough to reassure her.
>She looks away, trying to hide, even as the lights come on and the credits roll. "That was a stupid movie" she hisses at you.
>It's all so cute. You'd seen her glancing at reviews for this, all last week. But she'd never muster up the courage to come see it in the cinema.
>After all, she's nasty, tough, and deadly. It's not like her to like chick flicks.
>Even if she's got a DVD collection she likes to hide.
>You can't resist teasing her, "so... if I was in trouble, you wouldn't come rescue me?"
>Her tail flicks from side to side, frightening a few leaving viewers. But no matter how dangerous it is, that tail just enhances her charm to you.
>You reach forward, the tail brushing up against your chest as you embrace her from behind.
>You're just close enough to hear her mutter, "of course I would would you moron. You'd be helpless without me."
>But with her in the sundress, her bravado falls flat.
>You wait, entwined together as everyone else leaves, and then you lead her out.

>>54594368
>"You moron!" she hisses, gesturing at the meal you got her. "You know I can't eat this salad, I gotta have things like burgers. Something I can pick up."
>She waves a claw in front of you. It's true, it's big, it's a little clumsy, and certainly not suited to a fork. It's obvious, but you fake surprise.
>"I'm sorry!" You look around frantically, as if searching for something that could help.
>But of course there's nothing. You look down at the table, and then at the fork.
>Smiling innocently, you pick up the fork "There's nothing for it" you stab at the cricket salad, and then hold it out towards her, "open your mouth"
>She blushes crimson, the idea of you feeding her obviously far too extreme for her. But when she opens her mouth to complain, you make your move.
>The fork pushes into her mouth, too fast for her to resist, and she bites down, instinctively.
>And then notices that others are looking, and whispering. As far as they can tell, it's just her being fed by her boyfriend, not knowing her embarrassment, or the strangeness of it.
>You can even hear one couple talking about how cute you too are.
>She finishes the mouthful, and you pull back the fork. She stares daggers at you, her own venomous one hanging above the both of you.
>But she doesn't move.
Finally, she opens her mouth, and waits for you to feed her more.
>You're happy to oblige.

And now I really should get some sleep. If this thread is still up when I wake, I'll happily do more.

>>54584836
>>54585180

The edge on your fedoras is razor-like. Truly we are in the presence of the Enlightened.

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>>54577715
>you will never be pursued by an aggressive, nigh predatory lesbian

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>>54594273
My brother! Regardless, I want a heretical Shubby Baphomet Onee san with the personality of Chiyo.

>>54594437
that curled up fist realy makes this picture

>>54594437
but why would a lesbian chase a boy

>>54594461
That's what she wants to find out.

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>>54594461
That's part of the feel, dingus.

See also:
>you will never be an aggressive, nigh-predatory lesbian

>>54594461
Because she's a psycho and probably a cannibal.

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>>54571685
Nope.

>>54593216

Perfection.

>>54594461
There's an old Celtic saying that goes "there are no such this things as real lesbians".

>>54594541
Yandere too?
Yandere lesbian cannibal psychopath?

>>54585027

That's when you get serious: You take the females who don't fight as hard as they should and therefore secretly want to be broken to the household, and they take the weak men your Clan doesn't want anyway to produce more Hyena bitches, everyone wins. Of course, every year you take just a few more of their women than they take of your men, and force them off a little bit more of their land, so eventually they lose for good and you chain up their high priestesses for an hours rent in the Taverns of the big market towns until they learn proper obedience.

You have to have a system for this sort of thing.

>>54593790

If he's a false pope and a globalist, then yes, yes he does.

>downtrodden

Not a chance.

>>54594647
Sheep girls are hardly monstrous. What the real equivalent to that in myth? A scandinavian Hulder? Roman Fawns? Who wouldn't fuck those. They were made to be wifed.

>>54594929
>cuck
You guys sure seem fond of that word.
I wonder why.

>>54577715
S-source ?

>>54594929
Yes, because what could be more white or nationalist than the largest religion in South America and the second largest in Africa?

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>>54594938
This guy gets it.

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>>54594401
Absolutely glorious.
Can't wait for more qt scorpiongirl waifus.

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>>54583408
Is this monster enough for you anon?

>>54571685
Fumita's work strikes again!

>>54595951

I too dream of fucking an old-school Dr. Strange villain.

>>54596819
>villain

>>54577749
I would like to know.

oh hey a spoilered image i wonder what-
>>54595951
*audible screaming*

>>54592874
I want this. It woulf encourage her to mold herself to what I want.

>>54595718
What the fuck is wrong with their anatomy?

>>54598732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungulate

>>54598732
torso size is too small for bust and limbs? something seems off alright. maybe a bit too narrow.

>>54598867
Not that - they're stick people with balloons hanging off their chests. They look like skeletons with skin shrink-wrapped around the bones.

>>54598901
Japan / Any Cartoon ever.

Boobs do not obey the laws of Physics. Never have never will.

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>>54599136
Well, it's that artist in particular. I don't like his art at all.

>>54575636
I don't have anything to add to the main topic,but to say thanks for mentioning that book. Really brings back a lot of memories for me.

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>>54592354
100% fluff, you say?

>>54595951
Kinda looks like my ex. Too bad eldritch beings from beyond time and space are so hard to find in daily life.

>>54585578
Robots are YES, but what the hell is going on here?

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>>54594273
>>54594443

>>54589272
I would say it is more like the hatreds and biases between groups are largely rooted in the various things those groups developed to dehumanize each other.

see: world war propaganda, especially in ww2. "it is ok to kill nips an' jerrys because they are literally gross monsters"

it is ok to kill those guys with the different haircut because we all know that they eat babies.

the heathen mudpeople of Britannia are little more than animals and need to be civilized.

<person following holy bookA with verse 03 ending in "land"> must kill all <person following holy bookA with verse 03 ending in "ground">

>>54571685
"it depends"

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If you're going to fuck a monster, they better look like an actual monster.

>>54601191
Top right looks like they have a gnarly disease or something, but the rest are cute.

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>>54571685

>>54601555
F

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>>54571685
>fucking a monster
>not fucking a devil
ishygddt

>>54601555
Not even those trips can save him.

>>54601904
Are devils somehow not a type of monster?

>>54601940
as a human is merely an animal, certainly

>>54597594
Oh yeah. Just imagine her dressing up in ways that make her feel uncomfortable and dirty, all to try and catch your eye - to try and be the kind of girl you want.

Only to be ignored, as you're still interested in someone else. And they changed for nothing.

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>>54599273
>Waaaagh!
>Green

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>>54579413

>>54602000

No anon, the best is to finally let her get what she wants when she's right at the point of giving up. That way you can basically get her to do anything you want, namely anything your main girl has too much self-esteem to agree to.

After all, she's going to show you that she loves you more than that bitch no matter what it takes. Right?

>>54585476
No they're good girls who lovingly hold hands, kiss passionatly and gives kids piggyback ride.

>>54602339
That's awesome.

It'd be great to see her utterly disgracing herself, doing things she'd never thought she'd do, never wanted to do, that utterly disgust her... but it's alright, because it means she's getting attention.
She's being exactly what you want her to be, even if she can barely remember who she was.

>>54602593
They can be both.

They like to be macho and sporty in school, but back home in their neighbourhood, all the kids love their scorpion big sister.

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>>54571685
What if it was in self defense?

>>54602867
What happens in the woods stays in the woods.

>>54590770
>attack from starboard
>can't bring her main battery to bear because of the giant metal tumour

gg no re

>>54595834
>Tears are streaming down her face, she keeps whispering apologies as she looks at your hand, and the nasty looking wound, the mark where her stinger was.
>It had been so sudden, you'd been teasing her about something stupid, just another attempt to bring out her girly side.
>But whatever you'd said had obviously struck a nerve, and her stinger - a common fixture whenever she'd been anxious, had jabbed your hand in an instinctive movement.
>She'd been more shocked than you had been. Immediately apologetic and terrified over what she'd done, looking everywhere for an anti-venom
>You croak out, "please..." hoarse and holding out your hand to her, "you've got to suck out the venom"
>You expect her to blush or pale at the request, but instead she doesn't hesitate. She brings her lips to the wound and begins to suc-
>You burst out laughing.
>She looks at you, shocked "I didn't think you'd actually do it!" You stroke her face with your free hand.
>"But, my venom!"
>"Scorpion venom's only dangerous from a few species, and they have sandy carapaces," you stroke the dark chitinous patches across her body, "and much smaller."
>"Then why-"
>"You smile at her, "you're always so worried about stinging me. Don't be, it hurts like a beesting, but it's not dangerous."
>As you stroke her hair, she rests her head on your shoulder.
>You're relieved you don't have to tell her about the side effects, especially the one happening in your pants.

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>>54593455

>>54600922
Ane Naru Mono. Lurk moar

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>>54603049
god bless you anon, you degenerate bastard.

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