Do you have your Transformer toys ready?

>>54571396
>®

The most hilarious part probably isn't supposed to be a joke.

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>>54571396
>casts Nerf War
>pull pic related out from underneath the table.
>literally blow the opponents deck away and deck my opponent.

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>>54571540
Nah. It says 'until empty', so you want to go for volume fire.

35 shots should do it easily

>>54571396
Are all of those in unstable or only the sword?

>>54571396
Nerf Wars seems crazy strong but I would have zero problems playing a silly set like this with all of Hasbo's properties.

I hope Unhinged does well and we get more stuff like it hell this might be Unhinged cards.

>>54571659
None are in Unstable, fool. These are HASCON promos only.

>>54571663
Sorry Unstable even.

>>54571687

Are they un set legal?

>>54571659
>>54571687
The sword's in Unstable too.

>>54571687
Source? I heard it's alt art for hascon by the cards are in

>>54571601
>implying I'm not linking several belts together into a 100 to 200 belt, or even 500 just to spite the fucker I'm playing.

>>54571479
It's not a joke. They're owned by Hasbro.

>>54571396
Holy fuck.

Magic, D&D, Transformers, and Nerf.
As a /tg/+/toy/ er this is the prefect trifecta of everything.

Is this real? Please link.

What's the source on these

>>54571861
>>54571850
These were up on Trick Jarret's twitter for a while, now taken down until later today.

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>>54571396
>Grimlock
We just came from vehicle land, and we are going into Dinosaur world.

If it wasn't a joke, the lord ability would already be great in standard.
>Trypticon too please

>>54571827
I think what that anon is referring to though is that they even had to put a trademark icon here in the first place. It looks extremely gauche on card text, but obviously you gots remind players to go out and buy some children's toys with your Magic cards.
inb4 "Magic is already for children.

>>54571396
What the fuck is a golden dragon?

I hate this set. So randumb. Just make another commander product instead in the future please.

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>>54572080

>>54572099
Unsets have always had super goofy shit.
Maybe 1/30 card is even notable for art or flavor alone, 1/80 will be distingushed for having an ability that really gets those nuerons firing.

It's going to sell regardless simply for fullart lands though.
Let's just hope they have more fire elemntal babes.

>>54572099
What set? This is literally just 3 promo cards. Unstable is completely different.

>>54572113
Oh shit nigger, get a timestamp and we know you arent bullshitting us.

>>54572080
It's a dragon creature whose color is gold, silly.

>>54572113
My bad famalam.
I misremembered the old screencap of "The fuck is a yellow dragon?" And tried to reference it.

Any pictures of transformed Grimlock though?

>>54572080

D&D's dragons are split up into subspecies by color.

>>54571396
Holy shit... i want the grimlock.

>>54572132
>It's going to sell regardless simply for fullart lands though.
>Implying it wont have fulltext lands

>>54571663
Only Sword of Dungeons and Dragons is in Unstable - the other two are just promotional cards for Hascon.

>>54572336
I'd buy a shit ton of those
I can think of a few decks they'd compliment well.

>>54572356
battle of wits?

>>54572336
No, Announcements have already said John Avon is doing the art for the lands in Unstable. They apparently did something they wanted to do with the lands back in Unhinged, but chickened out on it back then.

Yes, your dick should be incredibly hard at the notion of Fullart Un-Set John Avon Lands.

>>54572099
kys

>>54572113
>Background is the D&D manual
Heh

>>54572113
There are currently only 5 cards printed that produce 4/4 dragons
Would've loved to use this at the table though.

>>54571396
>Legendary Artifact Creature - Autobot
>Converts
ONE JOB

is this real cause I wanna do it?
>>54571775
I believe modded would be banned

>>54571396
Huh, I wonder why Rogues and Clerics. That leaves Warriors and Wizards out.
I would have figured it gives protection from Dragons and lands.

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>>54572423
Please

>>54572458
I thought it was weird that they put "Grimlock, Dinobot Leader becomes Grimlock, Ferocious King." instead od "Transform Grimlock, Dinobot Leader." I thought transform was the keyword action that turned a card over. Why didnt they use the literal keyword action transform for Transformers? There must be some reason.

>>54572517
IIRC there's some legal fuckery with transformers toys or something and they don't use the word transform in reference to changing mode on the toys because of that or...something.
Some dumb legal loophole they're jumping through to have the Transformers name be copyrightable.

>>54571396
Uhm, excuse me Hasbro™, I have some issues with the way Grimlock handles creature types. All other dinosaurs (Deathmist Raptor from Dragons of Tarkir® for example) are handled as beasts and not a separate subtype. Similarly, Transformers® and Autobots seem to be competing for the same niche as far as types go. I understand that games are abstraction and you have a bunch of longwinded mouthbreathing nerds who don't know how to separate lore and crunch, but if you're taking the time to classify Grimlock as an autobot then I assume there all other transformers are at least broken into the two original camps, yet Grimlock says all Transformers® with no way to read that game state. Honestly, as it is written, it is LITERALLY unplayable and a shame to both your products.

I'm going to boycott the release until you print PROPER errata rectifying this.

>>54571396
Do we know the other side of Grimlock?

>>54572580
>legal fuckery

But doesn't Hasbro own it all?

>>54573575
Dinosaurs are dinosaurs in Ixalan

>>54573697
It's so they can claim Transformers isn't too generic a name or something along those lines.

>>54571396
>no ponies

COME ON
There better be something in Un-stable.

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>Been playing magic regularly for 5 years now, haven't bought a single FTV set/card other than an Akroma's Vengeance I got for a dollar
>Want to drop $30 on a set of cards I'll probably never play unless my EDH groups OK Grimlock as a commander

Am I dumb

>>54572423
it's gonna be landscape lands, or ones with the name (swamp, forest, island) removed or impossible to see.
It has to be something that could cause problems or else why would they have backed out of it in the first place?

>>54573813
Girlfriend said my condition was un-stable

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>>54573813
It's what? 20 years ago?

>>54573891
>Am I dumb
Maybe, but you also know what fun is.

>>54573942
>Dwarf Tribal had minor support in last set
There's still hope.
Maybe we'll get some Orcs after Ixalan.

>Unstable
they should have call it Untested, but people would think it's a regular set

>>54574053
I'm honestly hoping for Skeleton tribal. I mean, I can't be the only one who wants some fun stuff that triggers off of Regenerate, and gives my skellies boosts and abilities, right?

Also Bear Tribal with an Ursine Race. Because we seriously need to make that meme a reality.

>>54574189
We got all the bear support we needed in Future Sight.

>>54574189
About the only thing you can really do with regeneration is to give counters when it does so, since they become tapped and are removed from combat when it happens.
But they've dropped regeneration, because few people remembered those two parts.

Call a judge over first to check. And if they say it is legal, you will then have a witness to your brutality.

>>54574189
>le EVERYTHING needs to be tribal maymay

Stop it

>>54572472
The original Vulcan could be latched together without any true modification.

>>54575188
t. MaRo

Take your Jackals and Nagas and fuck off.

>>54571540
>"Judge!"
>"My opp has an illegal deck"
>"Sorry anon, but that's an immediate DQ"

Un-sets bring out the absolute worst kind of player.

>>54573991
There's not one kind of fun, anon.

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>>54571396
I'm ready.

>>54574189
3 hours late but I hope you appreciate it
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/no-bones-about-it/

>>54574074
This guy! He's here all week! Try the fish!

>>54572451
I'll just write angel on my sleeve and use with luminarch ascension.

>>54571479
They have to put the symbol on there. Trademark law is dumb.

Just tested out Nerf War with a slightly modified six-shooter and a regular 60 card sleeved deck. One shot missed, two hit the side of the deck and bounced, and I milled for 17. Not bad. Traumatize is better but I doubt there's better silver bordered mill. Only complaint I have is it takes kind of a long time to resolve the card.

What's with the frame on Nerf War? Shouldn't it be just gold?

>>54573783
Precisely.

Transformers is a brand of converting toy, because if they were transforming, then it'd just be a description of what they are.

Can we morph this into a Unstable predictions thread?

>>54576684
No no.

We must convert.

>>54576627
It's emulating the nerf logo
Also with nerf war you want to use more than a six shooter

Look for cycles from the first 2. MaRo loves cycles. There was sex appeal, then ladies knight. There will be some card that benefits lady players.

>>54576684
No. We don't want it to morph otherwise we'd have to post EVERYTHING in spoilers

>>54576749
Also a new Infernal Spawn is almost certain.

>>54571396

WHY THE FUCK DO THESE HAVE PLAYABALE MECHANICS OUTSIDE OF THE UNSETSSS

>>54576778
Goo call. Bride of infernal spawn?

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>>54576973
So, do autotransformations like the jumpstarters count, or do you have to do the fiddly bits yourself?

>>54577144
I'd just keep a Go-bot on hand since that takes all of 2 seconds to transform

>>54577175
Gravity bots.

They changed mode depending on what way you put them down.

Also, RAW, I don't think triplechangers would work or combiner parts. So his future toy wouldn't count.

wait...so does this mean all changelings and mistform ultimus are autobots now?

>>54577537
Only in un set land

Autobot untribal when?

>>54576749
I'm actually excited to see that one.

>>54576966
Infernal Mom of Evil perhaps?
Or they go the obvious way with Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil. The Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn is now an adult, Infernal Spawn is old and greying, and ISoISoISoE is an angsty teenager.

>>54576749
It will benefit LGBT players

>>54573813
3 of 004
There is a card we haven't seen yet..maybe Yo Joe or Un-stable that produces soldiers or ponies respectively.

>>54578207
Also darkies

>>54578394
Nvm it's just the dragon token.

What would an artifact called Sword of GURPS do?

>>54576973
>>54572113
WHO ARE YOU
And hot diggidy damn that looks nice

>>54578459
We can't tell, there's so much rules text that they had to reduce it to sub-pixel sized font to fit on the card. It just looks like a solid mass of black lines.

>>54578576
Nice

>>54578408
>if your skin isn't white this creature gets +3/+3
>protection from white
I want it to be real

>>54575960
Nothing is illegal in casual, and these aren't from an Un-set, you trog.

>>54580847
does that make transformers canon to mtg and dnd due to planeshift?

>>54581058
what?

>>54581076
shit sorry, meant for OP >>54571396

>>54581081
They're just promo cards for HASCON, and the sword will be in the next Un-set.

Do you consider Unsets canon? There's your answer.

>>54572025
While you are right that it's gauche, it has nothing to do with reminding players to buy and everything to do with gaining "Protection from Copyright Debasement", which is a very important statline in the real world

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>transformers promo
Choose your destiny, /tg/

>>54572113
Alright, the stuff in OP's pic is mostly fucking terrible, but this token is pretty darn fresh

>>54571396
I hope they bring back cheatyface or make more cards like it. my playgroup loves that card.

>>54571396
>Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

It's ALMOST the executioner's mace of Kyuss. Intentional?

>>54581862
Unlike the other two, D&D is also part of Wizards and thus something they actually know.
They can just walk down the hallway and bounce ideas off the D&D team for the art description.
It's almost certainly intentional.

>>54581972
The fucking D&D team is partly responsible for the way white phyrexians look.

>>54582340
They did a pretty good job then

>>54581058
No, Transformers are canon to D&D thanks to cthulhu zombies.

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>>54584187
Forgot pic.

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>>54572080
>he never read D&D
Get the fuck off this board

>>54576749
and people say Jewish degeneracy is only a conspiracy theory.

>>54578576
>>54578459
Protection against stupid niggers like this
+3d6/+3d6

>>54584276
That sounds like it would be good but the equip cost is also 3d6 so good luck getting it out.

>>54571396

I'd legitimately run grimlock.

>>54572336
> fulltext lands

Fuuuuuuuuck that's genius. Call WotC.

>>54581213
>autololis
>deceptihags

>>54576778
I wouldn't be so sure. He said his main focus this set is fun, not comedy. Wants a set that can be legitimately drafted well.

Definitely some wacky legendaries.

>>54572458
you cannot say something transforms. the trademark expires.

>>54572458
>>54572517
>>54572580
by the time the ability activates, you've already Transformed Grimlock.

BECAUSE THE COST YOU ARE PAYING IS THAT YOU PUT A TRANSFORMER ON THE TABLE AND TRANSFORMED THEM

>>54591133
No!

You converted him.

It could be that it's only Grimlock whose wording is changed because he's a Transformer, and if Hasbro ever uses the word "transform" to describe the action that a Transformer product does (not a Transformer character in fiction) they put their trademark at risk because Transformer then becomes a generic, literal description. This is why Transformers toys give you instructions on "converting" them.

>>54591133
You convert the toy (as the cost, yes) and Grimlock BECOMES the other side. No transforming happens, RTFC.

>>54576352
Foam DARTS only you stinky fuck.

>>54592969
Those are darts!
Very large darts.

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TRANSFORMERS DON'T TRANSFORM

>>54593042
Thats a foam bolt, only the darts can be used. Also no modding the nerf gun.

>>54593251
And yet with a simple combo grimlock can transform.

>>54593251
Yes.

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformation#.22Transform.22_as_a_verb

>>54593335
Maro please go

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AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

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>>54593351
Nah, just a transformers nerd.

>>54584187
Only Eberron.

And Eberron already has Warforged, so...

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>>54593486
Transformers vs GI Joe is the best

>>54593689
It was so great. Especially the reveal of Snake-Eyes' name.