Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1639: Gotta Catch 'em All Edition

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Hi to you all.

Hope you enjoy this one.

>>54558448
Gotta Catch 'em All!
Gotta Catch 'em All!

Gotta Catch 'em All!
Gotta Catch 'em All!
Digi~mon!

Anyone want to talk about their weirdest pets from jumpchain?

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>>54558477
Do animal eared maids count?

>>54558472
Huh, thanks. Reading.

>https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-jumpchain-thread-3.542233/page-259#post-37579955
>hurr gaiz this in-setting being which explicitly isn't omnipotent can give me a power to perfectly reproduce absolue and fiat-backed abilities given by an omnipotent* being
>b-but beteterr than the way an omnipotent being would allow me to do so!!!!
>using their mutiversal omniscience to know exactly what said omnipotent being would offer in a specific situation, obliviously!1!!!
>gaiz please love me I'm such a genius and amazing for seeing this clever loop hole!
>trying to gain something for free because it costs too much CP when more CP is explicitly barred

Remember, kids, never believe anyone telling you that SBers are reasonable. Always, always... assume the worst about SBers.

*Editor's note: While the scope and power of the being known as "The Benefactor" is up to personal interpretation and wankery, the author of this quote is one of a select group of people who absolutely treat them as "Omnipotent".

>>54558525
Eliminate Crossposting

>>54558472
Okay, first thing: Please, please (!) fix your formatting! Please?

>>54558525
If it's a post by Record, Cliff, Ursine, Godogma, or Dirge, it's not worth considering because it's just going to be baseless whining. Just ignore their existence.

>>54558560
Wait, what's wrong with it?

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Jump # 178 Kamen Rider Heisei pt 4 (Heisei pt 2 skipped)
Age:?
Gender: Female
Background: Wild Card (0)
Perks:
*Stop Staring! (0)
*We’re Friends Right? (100, Discount)
*Jumper’s Wild (300, Discount)
Equipment:
J-Buckle + Agito +Kuuga + previously combined (300+300)
Aces High x 2 (0)
Companions:
*Board of Jumpers (200)
Drawbacks:
*Jumper-san! (+ 100)
*Let’s You and him fight (+ 200)
*Round Zero (+ 0)

Wow… again!?! So I am back in Japan as a Kamen Rider again. Time to kick more people for justice I guess.

I felt a little cheated honestly this time when I heard that we were fighting undead monsters I expected Kamen Rider Castlevenia… to be Rider Kicking Dracula in a final clash in his castle. Instead I got 52 undead animals and a bunch of punch happy riders who seemed to take exception to everything.

I hang out with Snowflame… SNOWFLAME and these guys fought pointlessly more than him. It should be noted he loved this world, enjoyed cracking peoples heads thoroughly and I am still not sure making him a Kamen Rider was the best move. Not that it was a big power boost but he isn’t exactly a paragon of justice.

So I am apparently Kamen Rider Jumper who just does other jumps on the side once in a while for a vacation.

>>54558509
I wouldn't call them 'pets', anon. I'd call them joy.

>>54558574
Bullet points in front of perk names... No separation between names and prices.

>>54558472
re: Small print. Why no Crime Scene Creation to go with the Crime Scene investigation?!

>>54558472
...The Fuck?

>>54558525
What makes you think any of us are even remotely interested?
You know that they are full of shit. It's not news to any of us. So why continue to report their shit, something we don't want, when you know that we don't want it?
You do realise that you are basically just shitposting, right? You're not adding or contributing anything that anyone else here actually wants.
So, anon, please, unless you are deliberately shitposting, in which case you'll ignore me anyway, please stop doing this. Thanks.

>>54558525
Shitposting aside, is this actually true?

>That's very good but anything shared with SB is capped at how powerful you got it. Your companions need a softcap perk to let them get anything to work at peak capacity.

I thought that the Magatama would only get them to your level, but they could train it further if it's something that could normally be improved.

>>54558509
I say yes.

Speaking of which if I jump Anno 2070 and then jump CATastrophe can I fill the arcology I got from Anno with Kemomimi? I don't think I got an answer the last time I asked this.

>>54558626
>So, anon, please, unless you are deliberately shitposting, in which case you'll ignore me anyway, please stop doing this. Thanks.
He's been asked several times. Chances are it's deliberate shitposting.

>>54558519
You're welcome, anon.

>>54558560
>>54558605
>Bullet points in front of perk names
>No separation between names and prices
Apologies, but I am not seeing how those are a problem. You are the first person to raise the topic.

>>54558613
But anon, that's what Noose Tying is for.

>>54558616
Heh, I'll consider that a compliment.

>>54558637
Yeah, they can train it further.

>>54558666
>But anon, that's what Noose Tying is for.
No, no. Noose tying is for how you deal with the criminals after you've investigated.
You need the crime scene creation to fabricate the charges against them so you can hang them "legally."

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>>54558642
I see why not. If you want bunch of cute animal earred girls & boys, then why not?

>>54558637
Normally when something doesn't go Record or Cliff's way, they invoke something called death of the author and make their own rules before declaring it the only sensible rule to follow. It's not that different from them advocating Creative Mode.

>>54558637
That is, in fact, the case. They're just full of shit.

>>54558697
Well, I guess Mr. Campbell had the good fortune of deciding to not let that one in. For his own sake.

>>54558472
The real question that must be asked: How do you claim a name in the IRC?

>>54558666
Can you make a Camp Lakebottom Jump ?

>>54558739
>/msg NickServ REGISTER password email

Come now, anon. You can only trip me up once.

Isn't record the guy who literally argued to a jumpmaker that his own jumps perks didn't do what they said they do? When the jumpmaker was literally there telling them no?

>>54558730
Or maybe it was a skill he needed to learn?

In all seriousness, I agree that formatting could use a bit of work: The space between cost and perk name doesn't really separate them very well (I read Minuteman as "100 minutemen" at first glance.)

>>54558666
I mean, but does that /really/ look good to you, Satan? That's also not typically what bullet points are used for, either...

>>54558767
Daggerfall happening, no name author

>>54558795
>no name author
Wait, so is that not you?

>>54558783
Yep.

And also argued with Mardukth about drawbacks in Infernals.

>>54558477
Probably the Samehada. The thing that makes it weird is that I've decided that, for the purposes of my Chain, it counts as a Transformation artifact for the purposes of all those Belt Combination options in the Kamen Rider Jumps, because you can combine with it to transform into a half-shark humanoid monster. I've combined it with: the Thunderbird Relic from Symphogear, replacing it's scales with equally sharp electric feathers; and the Messenger of the Sun from Boktai, which again, I'm counting as a Transformation "artifact" because I can transform with it via the Sol Trance Perk. So now i've got a Giant Sword-Club, covered in Feathers,with a viney, talking Sunflower for a handle. To be honest it's (they've?) gotten a bit creepy, cause I used to scratch Samehada between it's scales/feathers to show it affection, but whenever I do that now, the Sunflower moans as well... very passionately.

>>54558765
I don't know, anon. I have enough series to watch on my plate already. Sorry.

>>54558791
>>54558793
Hm, okay. Would adding a dash after the prices work?

>>54558783
Nah, pretty sure that was either cliffc999 or Godogma. Record tends to be (barely) more reasonable on shit like that.

>>54558651
Hope springs eternal, and all that, anon. Worth trying, just on the off-chance.

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>>54558841
>I don't know, anon. I have enough series to watch on my plate already. Sorry.

Why does SB come up every other thread or so?

>>54558820
>Sheer beauty
Thanks for sharing that, anon.

>>54558863
Hope is an illusion.

>>54558883
Because Red isn't here to take the brunt of the drama.

>>54558841
>Hm, okay. Would adding a dash after the prices work?
It should, if you use an em dash.

>>54558883
Because of one guy who brings their retarded shit here, and we're too fucking dumb to not bite the bait and ignore it like we fucking should.

>>54558707
>they invoke something called death of the author and make their own rules before declaring it the only sensible rule to follow
Isn't that just fanwank though?

>>54558909
So is justice, compassion, virtue in all it's forms, etc.
Illusions have power and value, anon.
Do you think that is a screen you're looking at?
Puts on Morpheus sunglasses

>>54558477
The things no one else considers a pet. Like that Living Bardo from Genius that is the embodiment of the fear of all the things that go bump in the night.
It likes you.
But most everyone else is scared shitless of it.

Alright, so I've been hearing some serious shit about what's been going on in Blazblue but I'll be damned if that sword doesn't look nice.

How's an early game jumper survive the time and space shenanigans that go on there?

>>54558918
>we're too bored not to bite the bait

FTFY. We're all just looking for excuses not to let the thread die.

>>54558924
Yes.

>>54558950
No. We don't need that to keep the thread alive. Anyone who says that must be a shitposter themselves. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

>>54558943
Oh no you don't. Don't go trying to cheer me up with that "even if it's not real, it still matters" nonsense.

It's too late for me. Just let me die.

>>54558707
>they invoke something called death of the author
Amusingly, in this instance, they would actually be doing that "legally".

>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/47979886/#47984498

>>54558969
So this is what it looks like when you bully a jumpmaker into complacency.

>>54558943
If you take the blue pill, you wake up tomorrow and believe whatever you want to believe. Seriously, it's a hallucinogen, you'll have to explain that shit somehow.
But if you take the red pill... Wait, I've never seen this one before...

>>54558964
Death is an illusion too, anon. Still matters a whole lot.

Gotta shop at Hot Topic!

>>54558987
Why bother? Hot Topic is too expensive. They're not even all that edgy anymore.

>>54558946
Take the Gag Reel drawback. Plot's still gonna happen but the comedy should tone down the stakes. Also: consider taking anti-paradox stuff and finding some method of time travel.

>>54558448
Catch what all? Waifus? Jumps? Jumpmakers? Jumpmaker waifus? Jump waifus?

>>54559036
Catch all the memes.

>>54559036
>Jumpmaker waifus?
Is Crona a waifu or a husbando?

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>>54558560
>>54558605
>>54558791
>>54558793
>>54558914
Well, I guess that em dash does look nicer.

New version!~

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>>54558909
>>54558943
>>54558964
>>54558987

>>54559052
>Is Crona a waifu or a husbando?
Yes.
I'm glad I could clear that up for you.

>>54559049
We must conquer Constantinople, then.

>>54559036
There is a wip jump that the True Scenario is waifuing previous jumps, the gauntlet ones are yanderes apparently.

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does Warcraft have dragon waifus?

So, question. Where can I find all the Dracula options, besides Power of Dominance?

And I don't mean just vampire bullshit. I mean PRINCE OF FUKKEN DARKNESS perks and powers, rejected by all that is holy and is the edgelord incarnate and all that dumb shit.

>Lovecraft
>Jorge Joestar
>Parasyte
>Tyranids
>Hive Queen Quest
>Zerg
>Prototype
>Tokyo Ghoul
>Resident Evil
>Warframe

Any other good jumps for perfecting your biology in ways that can be applied to others?

>>54558477
I've successfully Domesticated tigers wall selectively breeding them for fluffiness.

I've got a entire pack part of WhaleWolves.

I've crossed Nehwon style ghouls with white-headed capuchin monkeys and modified away their fur as a little side project in sword and sorcery

I've got several hundred animal level intelligence Ais doing various things on
"instinct"

I've got the immortal Banborowfrom that time my retainers Somehow mixed up golden apples of immortality with the regular apples that I was feeding them
>>54559052
it's a secret to everybody

>>54559052
Crona is a Schreodiger's Spouse.

>>54559099
Franken Fran

>>54559099
>Resident Evil
>Warframe
Invalid jumps, we need someone to do canon-compliant versions.

>>54559128
Timmy. Sssh.

>>54559072
That's cool and all, but Carthago delenda est.

>>54559099
Strange Things.

>>54559015
Thanks for the reply!

Oof, okay. I was kind of hoping to avoid needing that kind of stuff (they tend to be in high powered jumps themselves) but I guess it's just that kind of setting.

>>54559099
Toriko and NieR Automato. Probably X-Men, too, especially with Omega-level Self-Molecular Manipulation.

>>54559099
Seven Deadly Sins demon perk line?

What are some good jumps to pick up cute goth waifus?

>>54559310
DC Mystic,soul eater, overlord the series

>>54559310
There are no jumps with actual goth waifus.

>>54559310
Any of the WoD jumps.

>>54559310
oh I forgot league of legends, Kamen Rider Neo Heisei Part 2 and TOME.

>>54559341
>WoD
>Waifus

>>54559351
Speaking from a meta perspective, VtM has always had a small association with goth girls for some reason.

>>54558472
>Also - as per our special, exclusive, one time only, annual program you are entitled to a +50% increase in points upon choosing to limit your experience in a manner befitting of your origin. The points gained in such a way don’t count towards your maximum.
Are you the maker of Megas XLR and The Princess Bride?
I love those jumps, and that 50 origin bonus mechanic!

What else have you done?

The 'Buddhist' gold. Is is still cursed if you meld it down to make stuff out of it. Like jewelry, golden idols, 'commemorative camp coins' or 'gold ingots from my gold mine. Which I have one of'?

>Perks priced at 100 are free, with others at discount to their respective origins..
might want to make this apply to items as well, and make the pamphlets free

Link for the source material?

What is the ratio of kids to councilors/quartermasters?

Are they just responsible for Camp Lilac, or are there just 2(3) Councillors and a quartermaster for all the camps?

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>>54559390

>>54559390
Yes, but VTM material also likes to wax about how vampires are terrible people who can't truly feel love, so bad waifus.

>>54558472
What even is this?

>>54559057
>A bunch of money, about 50.000 dollars in unmarked. Better spend it quick, or not at all.

now, are you absolutely certain you want to put the decimal point there? you don't want to add another one or move it five places to the right?

>>54559310

Any jump set in ancient Rome.

>>54559578
That's not what he meant you double barbarian.

>>54559535
Not everywhere uses the '.' character as a radix, Bancho.

>>54559627
>radix

yes, but in my experience that's how it's generally done when referring to American dollars

>>54557741
>Splitting it into Alliance/Horde would cut off all the neutral races, wouldn't it? Even if you include the nonplayable members of each faction, Vrykul, Murlocs, etc all get left out.
Or they would be one of the things available in both jumps

The same way some heroic types was present in both Duel Monsters: The Heroes, and Duel Monsters: The Shadow Realm.

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>Powerful Soul (Anima: Beyond Fantasy)
>Godslayer (Alterworld D. Rus)
>Magical Particles (Bastard!!)
>Power of Dominance (Castlevania)
>Narnian Time (Chronicles of Narnia)
>Immune (Death Note)
>Unconquered (Exalted - The Solars)
>Apostle (GATE)
>Living Miracle (Heaven's Lost Property)
>Expired Pasta (Generic Creepypasta)
>I Have No Soul to Burn (Ghost Rider)
>One Hundred Times My Own Power (God of Highschool)
>Singularity (Jorge Joestar)
>No Trap Can Hold Me (Justice League Dark)
>Noble Eightfold Path (Lord of Light)
>Exploiting the System - The Way the World Works (Phantasy Star Online)
>Heretic (Seven Deadly Sins)
>Zombie (Seven Deadly Sins)
>Anti-Life Immunity (Superman: the Animated Series)
>Power Protection (Superman: the Animated Series)
>Lunar Dial (Touhou)
>Drain No (Young Justice)
>Incomprehensible (Young Justice)

OK, /jc/, how do we kill the jumper?

>>54559692
Delete the reality in which they currently exist. Let's see them escape an empty local multiverse without their Benefactor's help.

>>54559692
Sphere of annihilation done

>>54559692
Obliviate.

>>54559412
>Are you the maker of Megas XLR and The Princess Bride?
Alas, not. I, too, love those jumps and their drawback mechanic, and the concept of thematic drawbacks was simply too perfect not to include here.

>What else have you done?
If I understand the question right, only Akagi and this thus far. Here's to hoping for the future!~

>The 'Buddhist' gold.
Cursed no matter what. That dirty nazi stink, you understand. It's anti-profit only, though, so feel free to use it for electronics or food additives.

>might want to make this apply to items as well
Thought it was obvious enough. Next update, then!

>make the pamphlets free
I have to have at least one 50 CP item, or companion-less people are potentially left hanging.

>Link for the source material?
'Ere's the playlist!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGAswTnJgkc&index=1&list=PLcmv7ZvufrRl6FAiNGuzMyD-kNm7d1TpO

>What is the ratio of kids to councilors/quartermasters?
Canon camp has 1 quartermaster, 2 counselors and 11 kids, but feel free to decide what the other camps are like.

>Are they just responsible for Camp Lilac, or are there just 2(3) Councillors and a quartermaster for all the camps?
It's called Camp Campbell, located on Lake Lilac, where there are also other camps. Other camps are presumably staffed according to their needs and preferences. The staff of Camp Campbell is not responsible for other camps.

Thanks for asking!~

>>54559448
It's a jump, silly. Enjoy!

>>54559535
Sorry, Cameron is a cheapskate. Fifty grand is all you get! No worries, I get the point.

>>54559712
Survivable by Unconquered and Exploiting the System, escapable with No Trap Can Hold Me.

>>54559720
Prevented by Unconquered, made pointless via Power of Dominance.

>>54559725
Anti-Life Immunity, Incomprehensible. Really?

>>54559692
Reality crash igualized by autodetonation of Eldritch Abomination in void distortion.

>>54559801
You're right. Clearly the only way is to retroactively prevent them from ever accepting the Benefactor's offer. But since we can't affect THEIR time stream, we have to affect the Benefactor's, to make sure she picks either someone else or nobody at all.

Or maybe prevent Jumpchain from ever existing? But who could do that, and how?

>>54559829
Find Quicksilver and get him to rule that no jumps are valid?

>>54559692
...I vaguely recall this being asked before?

>>54559692
Sufficiently powered precognition, Path to Victory style. Either thread the needle on killing jumper yourself,or talk jumper into suicide.

Actually, sufficient social fu may be enough to convince jumper to turn off all those perks.

>>54559692
>Pic-related
Jump when?

>>54559853
That's no use, they wouldn't listen.

You'd have to prevent him from ever posting the original Pokemon and InFamous CYOAs to /cyoag/. Only then could you prevent this.

Theoretically, you could do this by preventing the death of Magical Realm, but you'd have to be careful with assuming that alone would work. You'd have to show him what would become of his brainchild.

>>54559763
>I have to have at least one 50 CP item, or companion-less people are potentially left hanging.
Hmm. Can you make the cursed gold there also, and make a new founder item?

>without the access to the Founder package discounts for obvious reasons
>Founder package discounts
This term only shows up in the companion import section and nowhere else.

>The staff of Camp Campbell is not responsible for other camps.
Ah. With the talk about the founder being lazy and greedy, and the 'delegation' perk in his line, and all the accidents happening, I thought what was happening was the kids were being dumped and left to manage the camp themselves mostly. (You like to swim, GREAT, you're the swimming activities director now)

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Ignore me guys, nothing important to see here.

Change Log for the tentative first update

>Cauldron Conspirator and Shard origins added.

>Drop-In Gear added

>Dimensional Breach Controller moved to Drop-In, Cauldron Vials moved to Conspirator, new capstone gear added to Hero and Villain

>Slight tweaks to Spanner in the Works and Best in the Business

>Powers are the same, will be worked on in a separate update

>Oh god this took forever

>Please let me die

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>>54559964
>last spoiler

No.

>>54559964
Oh baby, you treat me too well.

>>54559801
I'm not seeing any immunity to psychic powers,I go into his mind and drive him into a suicidal despair when he realizes he can't kill himself . I generously offer a Magatama with toggle so we can turn off his powers and end himself.

>>54559964
I love you Worm, you are life. Thanks for the jump.

>>54559964
you did good

>>54559964
Oh my. Is it finally that fateful day? And hey, just in time for Worm 2! (Give or take a month or two, probably)

>>54559942
>Can you make the cursed gold there also, and make a new founder item?
Maybe. Nazi gold is thematically tied to the Founder origin, though... I'll see what I can do.

>This term only shows up in the companion import section and nowhere else.
Kind of a legal speak. Companions can't take the Founder's origin. Can buy the perks, though.

>I thought what was happening was the kids were being dumped and left to manage the camp themselves
Close enough. The founder of the camp is lazy AND is running from Interpol all the time, so the rest of the staff are left to operate without a central figure.

>>54559964
>nothing important to see here.
Oh, okay. I'll just be on my way then

I love you, this will is a great day

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>>54559964
ITS

>>54560046
THE

>>54559964
Thank you so much, Worm_Anon.

>>54559915
So you need to travel back in time, and come up with a path to institutional incarceration for Quicksilver?

>>54559964
>Friendbringers
Perfect. Everything was worth it.

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>>54559964
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

>Last Spoiler
NEVER!

>>54559964
Can I just spend 3000cp on Friendbringers? Please?

>>54559964
Thank you for the update.
You're a good giant eldritch space whale. As such, I'll destroy your barren Earth dimension last.

>>54560023
There's no need for psychic or magic immunity when Power of Dominance makes your soul completely invulnerable, Zombie means your soul is the only thing needed to survive, and Living Miracle, Unconquered, and Anti-Life Immunity prevent any alterations to body or mind, regardless of the source. So your plan fails at the first step. Also, we're assuming non-jumper/Benefactor beings because no potatoes.

>>54559964
Oh my god. It actually happened. Worm, you are truly best girl.

>>54560002
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>>54560120
Glad you guys are happy.

The formatting is terrible and I'm gonna have to work on it to try and pretty the jump up but people at least have the new origins to play with.

Now I wait for people to scream and shitpost or find dumb mistakes that I overlooked.

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>>54560063
END OF THE CHAIN, AS WE KNOW IT
AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIINE
alternatively https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC083te8VP4

>>54559964
>Powers are the same, will be worked on in a separate update
You are spared, for now.

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>>54560148

>>54559964
>You can undo this at any time if you need or desire to, but it will sacrifice all progress you’ve made and will require that you start over.
Does this mean that when you remove the limits you lose any development at all you made while they were on?

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>>54560110
okay Then I drive him to suicide the hard way by destroying everything he cares about and driving away. Everyone he loves as painfully as possible,also, you never said we were assuming non-jumper/Benefactor beings because no potatoes also power of dominance isn't complete invulnerability. It's only invulnerability to what you don't accept,and that includes assumption of the risk so said Jumper knows that there are things that if he tried to absorb would probably destroy him. So since He is suicidal He is probably going to try and absorb one of those,Hell just taking a dive in a fight to the death in, undertale would be enough to do him in.

>>54560178
Yeah, but it's development made while it's in a weakened state anyway. You're not really losing much by doing so other than the progress towards pushing past your current limits.

And fuck me i forgot to make some notes about that perk, ah well. Next time.

>>54559964
... Do Shards get an alt-form in this jump? Because that seems like it would be worth an awful lot just by itself, and it's sort of ambiguous as is.

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>>54558477
I've got a penguin from CATastrophe who weirdly enough has been with me longer than my main weapon and my only companion.

Imported him as a thestral and a wyvern and duct-tape fusioned him to my Tennessee Stud so he'd always be a viable form of transportation.

Do any jumps that I didn't write have pet import options?

I feel like it was something I tried to introduce as a thing but other jumpmakers didn't really go for it.

>>54559964
>Shard Administration
... I am become Jumper, the Fourth Entity.

>>54560216
No, you're playing the part. I'll make a note of it.

>>54560229
That's the idea, remember to troll those fucks in Cauldron.

>>54559964
Can you group the perk by origin instead of CP cost?

>>54560256
Sure, I'll do that. I need to try and pretty the jump up anyway.

>>54560063
No. No you stop that. Siivagunner jump doesn't even exist yet.

>>54560241
So, to be clear, the Shard origin doesn't mean you're a multidimensional space whale. Are you functionally just the brain growth in your Host then?

>>54560212
Does it reset previous progress made with the perk? What about your relevant memories while using it?

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People with sword builds, is it true?

>>54560379
I don't know, I've got a natural-weapons build going.

>>54560379
I pick scissors the least, barring repeated ties, but I'm blade/gun/fist, so I don't know if I count

>>54560353
I'll add notes to clear it up, you're basically a shard without actually being a giant extradimensional cancer flesh-beast.

Might just make people be a shard in an isolated and unaccessable dimension, and not give an altform. We'll see.

>>54560372
No, just the progress you were working towards at that particular moment.

>>54559964
HAH! I knew the "Worm update never" meme was a lie!

>>54560410
why would you respond

>>54560419
Personally, I think it'd be easier to just say you're a part of your host - they die you die, and no space whale shenanigans.

>>54560419
If I only buy Simmy friendbringer will she be lonely?

>>54560496
Yeah, sounds like the best idea

>>54560554
No, she'll just insist on following you around whenever possible.

>>54560419
You are the passenger in your host's head not the whole shard, sort of like how Scion is not really the whole Warrior.

>>54559964
I LOVE YOU

>>54560623
Not really how shards work.

>>54560228
I think you were more successful introducing scenarios than pet or companion imports

>>54560575
Incidentally, does the Shard origin gain the points for the Passenger drawback?

>>54560733
Yes it does, consider it part of the compensation for not getting gear and the mandatory loss of agency.

>>54560683
Dirge did scenarios first IIRC. I just turned them into frivolous win conditions.

Even that I nicked from one of Stupid_Dog's drawbacks.

>>54560742
Might want to update the description for the drawback, since it's still assuming that you'd have a non-shard origin, and that would be your Host. Possibly a free Companion (just a person, no actual origin or CP to spend - You're their free perk.)

>>54560742
Does it count against the drawback limit?

>>54560742
If we go shard and take Being Taylor is Suffering Does Taylor still have her bug powers or is that substituted with our shard power?

>>54559964
okay so this only appears to affect my companions

painwheel
drop in
chose Sting , -400
Outside Context Problem free
spanner in the works -300 discount for drop in
High Risk Guarantee -300


RJ
drop in
chose reverse engineering -400
outside context problem free
Tinker-Tech Cache free for Tinker
spanner in the works -300 drop in
identification free for drop-in
Little Black Book -50
Powered Armor System: generates other power armor that grants other abilities à la a granting style trump, nothing above a class 3-150 discount for Tinker
balance formula -300

Dante
drop in
chose Sting-400
Outside Context Problem free
spanner in the works -300 discounted for drop in
High Risk Guarantee -300
identification free for drop-in
Lair -100
Business -100


Tyrion
drop in
chose Path to victory-400
Outside context problem free
spanner in the works -300 discounted for drop in
perfect communication skills -300 discount for drop in
identification free for drop-in

Leonardo da Vinci
Outside Context Problem free-400
chose Miniaturization and Efficiency
Tinker-Tech Cache free for Tinker
spanner in the works -300
identification free for drop-in
Powered Armor System: automatically 3-D prints drones that have random trump powers-150 discount for Tinker
Dimensional Breach controller -300 discount for drop in


Monique
Drop-In
Outside Context Problem free
Lessons of Adversity-100
chose Quantum Evolution -400
spanner in the works -300
perfect communication skills -300 discount for drop in
identification free for drop-in
containment Foam -100

mother box
Drop-In
Outside Context Problem free
chose compounded computation -400
spanner in the works -300 discount for drop in
perfect communication skills -300 discount for drop in
identification free for drop-in


Pam
Drop-In
Outside Context Problem free
chose Personal Force Manipulation -400
spanner in the works -300
High Risk Guarantee -300
identification free for drop-in

>>54560796
To clarify, this would be a free Companion attached to the Passenger drawback/Shard origin specifically, and not mandatory (assuming you've got or are getting a Companion) - This is just to make it clear that, yes, you do get a person to attach to.
There are a lot of rules lawyers out there, after all. "It doesn't say you get a person to attach to, and since I didn't import anyone/make a new companion, that means I can go around without one! Free points!'

>>54559964
>Drop-In Gear added
>Friendbringers
Hmmm
>Drop-In Free,100 CP perks are only discounted)
>Hero 100cp, 100 CP perks free
>Villian 100cp, 100 CP perks free
>Rogue 100cp, 100 CP perks free
>Cauldron Conspirator 100cp, 100 CP perks free
Since everything ends up the same, have you considered making all the backgrounds free choice, with free 100 CP perks and costume?

>Perks
Format wise, I like having the perks grouped by origin instead of price. Makes it easier to choose which one you like the most.

Also, the proper order is Drop In, Hero, Rouge, Villian, Not Drop In, Hero, Villain, Rouge. The the one that is supposed to be neutral between the ones who are supposed to be good and bad.

>Dimensional Breach Controller moved to Drop In, Cauldron Vials moved to Conspirator
If I was going to seriously complain about something, this would be it, because the switch could mess up builds. They do fit their new locations better though.

That's why I suggested ways to free up points, above. Lessen the blow somewhat.

>Protectorate Headquarters (600cp, Discount Hero)
I like the wound of this, and would be taking it as a movable sea-rig thing.

>Center of Power
This just doesn't sound as impressive to me, even if it really similar to the headquarters above. Maybe its the overlap with Lair earlier, maybe its sour grapes over it not being Cauldron Vials. But I think a big part is that the protectorate headquarters comes with legality and tolerance with the PTB, and this is just a Lair+

>Shard Gear
The Balance Formula and Cauldron Vials, or something like them, also makes sense for Shards, since that stuff is actually Shard flesh, used to make a connection between host and shard.
Something that could be prepared to make a link between a power source (Like jumper) and host. Different from the Shard Administration since the power source doesn't loose the power, it's just channeled through the host with the power source paying any costs (in energy, MP, whatever)

>>54559964
You raised the Drawback cap?

>>54560796
>Might want to update the description for the drawback, since it's still assuming that you'd have a non-shard origin,
Yeah, it can still be taken by a non shard origin to become a shard, just being a shard requires it.

>>54559964
people with 8 companions now get a lot more than people with less for the costs

>>54559964
So, wait. What does the second Shard Capstone actually do? It seems to be something like Easy Mode from Travelers Gate, but I actually can't tell if its just a learning boost or what

I'm jumping scooby doo, and this just stuck out at me as suspicious.

What's an unaccompanied underage mexican kid doing in tibet? Other than trying to scam people, I mean.

>>54561018
I mean, that's literally always been the case. like, for all jumps with companion imports at all.

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Bluh, just got back.

I'll relook at the drawback cap and Companion CP, and see what I can do about the Gear. Might be a bit, the medication I'm on right now makes me a zombie and it's hard to really dig in.

>>54561031
You're lessening/crippling your capabilities to force them to grow in new ways, just like shards.

My bad guys, shoulda taken a closer look at all of this before posting.

>>54561033
his name is literally Flim-Flam there is no mystery here.on the run from the cartels is a possibility

>>54561033
Making Scrappy likeable?

>>54561033
>What's an unaccompanied underage mexican kid doing in tibet? Other than trying to scam people, I mean.
Do not question Flim Flam. It's not worth it.

>>54561064
>spoiler
No worries, just think of it as getting testers to try to break a system. That's a good thing, since now you know what the issues are.

I am debating on whether to take Golden Morning and just kill Scion or not take it and give him a chance to be charisma'd, any help?

>>54561113
Just turn him into a duck.

>>54561060
true but usually not to this extent, it's obvious one bit got updated and the other didn't, 800 cp per companion is very generous but it makes the individual import option look shitty in comparison as it doesn't cost that much less but gives way less cp

How to troll your Host as a Shard:
Grant only your soundtrack perks.
Restrict them to always be running, but let the host decide whether they're audible to others.

>>54561064
Okay, so, could you provide an example of its use; if I use it to limit my capabilities to use magic or something, what does that imply for the growth it offers?

>>54560852
I believe the answer, given however many hundreds of threads ago, is that Taylor triggers and gets the shard vision thing people see and then forget about, and then Jumpchan slaps it away and jams you in her head instead, with whatever shard power you chose.

>>54561113
Use the second true magic to throw a gravitonic hyper missile at his main body, there you are done.

>>54559964
What do you think about allowing the shard passenger drawback to be taken for 0 points allowing you to stack it with another origin? Like the premium origins some jumps have, letting you be a hero shard (with discounts on hero and shard origins) or a cauldron conspirator shard (with discounts on conspirator and shard origins)

Taking a canon companion should let you be their passenger.

As for the host being you, and their permadeath is your perma death...

I dunno, I like the idea of budding and/or switching hosts, and convincing my companions to be shards as well. Where the companion respawn mechanic could mean the host comes back, or it could mean there is a new host in a week. Because worm is a place that could always use more Butchers, right?

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Clever Girl prevents you from taking racial intelligence penalties or otherwise losing ability to think like a human does, but it also mentions you keep the benefits of any new instincts.

How does it determine what will help?

>>54561162
Dahak chronicles weapons are bullshit.

>>54561077
>>54561085

Yeah, but the more I think about it, he's oddly capable for his age, stores things in his pockets he shouldn't be able to, has an established relationship with some manner of sorceror, he's completely out of place and though hes obnoxious his cohorts tolerate him in ways they perhaps shouldnt...

... is flim flam another jumper?

>>54561018
>people with 8 companions now get a lot more than people with less for the costs
If the group import is like the single cape option above, then if you have open slots make up a new companion(s) to reach the 8 person limit.

>>54561180
That seems like getting way more benefits then the points you are giving up and makes no sense in series.

And removing that permadeath is like you asking to not be able to die in this jump.

>>54561204
Not unless he's been purposefully avoiding charisma perks.

>>54561064
>My bad guys, shoulda taken a closer look at all of this before posting.

No, this is GOOD. More eyes are better. You should have shared months ago,
warts and all. We don't judge. We just shitpost up the whazoo,

>>54561204
http://scoobydoo.wikia.com/wiki/Flim-Flam_(Scooby-Doo!_Mystery_Incorporated)

I don't think so. A Jumper wouldn't still be in prison.

>>54561210
>asking to not be able to die in this jump.
And considering how grimderp this setting can be, that's asking for a lot.

>>54559964
>Full Line Up
>This may be purchased once.
This used to be purchasable multiple times, please change it back.

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Reminder that Thinkers powers will give the average jumper the biggest bang for their buck.

Thinker powers let otherwise ordinary humans stay competitive with flying bricks who shoot lasers out of their ass, so slapping one on someone who already has powers from another setting would have crazy results.

>>54561210
>And removing that permadeath is like you asking to not be able to die in this jump.
That was about companions, who have no permadeath.

But for you, like your host dies and you have 1-ups. Instead of spending them to resurrect the host as if they were you, use it to connect to a new host.

>>54561260
Compound Computation master race

Hrm. Shard origin with Shard Administrator. With the Contractor power.
So, who wants to make a deal with the devil?

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>>54561245
But anon in my drug addled haze there is only shame and regret.

>>54561259
Let me try and figure out how to sort out companions, if I can balance the CP disparity and figure out a way to be generous without being unbalancing I'll let it be purchased multiple times.

Give me some time to experiment

>>54561260
You, I like the way you think anon. Great taste.

>>54561260
Oh yeah, put the shards in charge of analysis in contact with the being that has all sorts of weird powers that the Entities are just begging to own. That's definitely not going to lead to them reverse-engineering you and the next generation of shards being all-powerful world destroyers. I hope you've got a perk to keep your powers from being copied.

>>54561260
Contractor is literally the best for this though.

>>54561113
I plan on spending that Jump forcing him through some Psychiatry and Maturation until he's a repentant Space Whale.

>>54561260
>Thinkers
>Not Tinkers
>Not Trumps

>>54561321
Might I suggest starting your Therapy no Jutsu on Eidolon first?

>>54561321
Why bother? He's killed more people than there is word for how high that number goes. He doesn't deserve repentance, he deserves to be cleansed from reality for the good of all other beings. The only reason to want him to repent is so that you could have him aid you in exterminating the rest of his species, but if you kill him you can just use his reanimated corpse to do the same.

>>54561231
no, I think he must have a couple that force people to keep hanging out with him. they didnt actually grant him charisma, they just gave him the effects you'd get from having it.

>>54561292
To be honest, I feel like the Jumper Cycle is either way worse than Golden Morning or nowhere as bad. For jumpers with a lot of powers, it's just asking for the world to be destroyed, and shit worse than Scion to show up in numbers. And for jumpers taking it as their first jump, there's no risk, it's free points.

>>54561369
I'm turning Eidolon (and a lot of other Capes, actually) into Heroic Eyecons.

>>54561374
Cause I've not encountered a being with a physiology like his own, and I want to explore his consciousness and see how it has developed. I might as well fix him and prevent Golden Morning while I'm at it.

>>54561360
>Tinker
Doesn't have the same ease of use as Thinker and doesn't work with your powers to the same degree, synergy with Tinker would pretty much just be using OOC powers to acquire resources for Tinker projects.

Do we have any jump that lets us be in the Three Kingdoms Era?

>>54561455
>Cause I've not encountered a being with a physiology like his own, and I want to explore his consciousness and see how it has developed. I might as well fix him and prevent Golden Morning while I'm at it.
Eh, alright, then. I think it would probably be better and more productive to just autopsy him, but fair enough. So long as you don't care about him an a being and just a science project.

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>>54561442
I'll try and fiddle with it, in the meantime I'm crashing and so I'm gonna try and let my head rest.

Thanks for all the feedback everybody, hope you like the new perks and stuff

Question though, would you guys prefer I just make Cauldron Vials a duel split between Conspirator and Villain?

>>54561442
>For jumpers with a lot of powers, it's just asking for the world to be destroyed
I feel like Scion and/or the Endbringers would step in if something you kicked up risked actually destroying the world. Unless it happens so fast that precog is the only way they could have seen it coming.

>>54559964
Shards currently get a free costume. Is that intentional?

>>54561498
I like where they are now.

>>54561484
Oh, don't get me wrong. I love and care for every living and thinking being, to a very illogical degree as result of what I've done and encountered and how my mind has developed over thousands of years of traveling the multiverse. That includes, sad, twisted, genocidal monsters like Scion.

I've experienced and encountered pretty much every feeling the accompanies the loss of a loved one. I'm not really one for proclaiming judgement upon others. I prefer to focus on preventing future incidents, as opposed to avenging old ones.

>>54561442
Hopefully with jumper cycle, they aren't all in Earth Bet. Some other dimensions get powers also. And luckily the worst jumpers stuff comes from power combos, which won't be a thing if everyone only gets one power.

I wonder what the guy who got the Level 100 Perk but no actual class, so just 100 empty levels, would be like.

>>54561590
Probably better off then that guy who got my JoJo pose perk.

>>54561498
Yes please

>>54561186
Define 'help'.

>>54561555
Their host can use it. Hopefully Drop Ins get a free costume soon, so everyone starts with one.

>>54561499
>>54561590
You don't understand, it's not just perks, its every power you've ever developed or collected. That means there's probably at least one guy who can cast Greater Wish, another guy who can summon Gods to wash his dishes, and another guy who got all my cultivation over thousands of years.

>>54561604
Well Level 100 includes stuff like Immnuity to scrubs, where no one non in the equivalent of Realm of Heroes at the least can even harm you. And might give you a lv 100 punch or something, where the level 100 being added to calculations makes mundane stuff OP.

The JoJo pose perk would be FABULOUS for getting a modeling job.

So, is taking the shard origin mandatory if you take the drawback, or no?

>>54561186
Fiat

>>54561580
Okay, but Scion's always been a genocidal monster. It's not like he became that because of some trauma from losing Eden. So yeah, you can totally judge him.

>>54561674
No.

>>54561674
More to the point: can you get discounts on Shard Origin AND another Origin if you take the drawback.

>>54561696
I mean I could, but I won't. It's not really my thing.

>>54561616
As in which instincts will be beneficial to you on a regular basis and which ones won't.

>>54561671
>The JoJo pose perk would be FABULOUS for getting a modeling job.
Probably would be a great distraction too.

>>54561360
Nah, it's obviously Brute.

Think about it. Brutes are seen as the dumb muscle having to rely on their strength in order to get shut done. Be obvious enough about your Brute power and everyone will think that that's literally all you can do. Then, right when they're monologing about being the scummiest scum (or heroicest hero) BAM, keikaku everywhere.

>>54561742
Define 'benefit'.

Again. Instincts have specific goals they're meant to accomplish. They'll help you achieve those goals.

Shard Master Race Represent

>>54561737
Then you're a traitor to sapient life.

>>54561753
>BAM, keikaku everywhere.
....I just realized all my keikaku perks would be scattered and they would constantly be keikakuing the world.

>>54561764
I guess I want to know how it determines what will help you at least 51% of the time in at least 51% of possible situations.

>>54561791
benefactor magic.

>>54561782
Are you a bad enough dude to out-keikaku yourself?

>>54561791
It's best to think of it in terms of basic goals. You keep instincts that help you hunt. It's up to your sapient mind to determine if you should act on them, the exact same as your human instincts.

>>54561774
I don't really care for what labels others apply to me. I'm only in it for me.

>>54561555
It's a damn good deal, it's not easy to get enough fabric to cover an entire shard.

All the other shards are jealous of your fashion sense.

>>54561854
>All the other shards are jealous of your fashion sense.
Shh. I am in disguise. They don't know that I'm the eldritch giant space whale granting powers.

>>54561732
Brellin plz

>>54559964
Exceedingly minor gripe that I don't think you're even going to see, but I think the Uber and Leet drawback needs a small change. I think that "he doesn't seem to be limited in what he can build anymore" should be changed to "he doesn't seem AS limited," since Leet with his drawback completely removed suddenly jumps from "joke character" up to "possibly the strongest Tinker in the setting."

>take jumper cycle
>suddenly hundreds of amazing bars, cafes, and grills pop up all over the world
>some folks get liquid control powers
>a few become more entrepreneurial
>lots become suddenly good at enchanting but dont have magic otherwise

Huh, better than expected.

>>54561910
>implying Brellin asks for permission

>>54561931
He is the strongest tinker in the world, even with his murderous shard and one-time limitation.

Fuck, Prototype alongside Reverse Engineering and Efficiency would be an insane combination.

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>>54561774
what if you are a skeleton?

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>>54561854
>pic related
>"They'll never guess."

>>54561940
Being a gear focused jumper really comes in handy for a lot of drawbacks. I may not have all the gimmicks other jumpers have but when it come to fighting myself the one with the stick wins.

That is why I like these drawbacks.

>>54561984
You have a m'lady shard?

>>54561988
I like to beef up weapons myself, but since I use my own bones and flesh as major ingredients, the advantage of gear focus doesn't really come into play much.

>>54561988
Remind me to suggest to Worm-anon that it might be fun if some of your stronger gear ends up bound to people as a Ms. Militia-style power.

>>54561988
Yeah, but you lose access to your warehouse with the Jumper Cycle. If you didn't, you could just circumvent the loss of power by having literal iron man armor on all the time.

>>54561984
This pic just made me picture Ramiel in a fedora.
It gave me a laugh.

>>54561979
Then you are right on track for akeleton of the year! Good job bones!

>>54562031
'M'vangelion"
*tips geometry*

>>54562028
Somebody has my warehouse, I just wonder who.

>>54562023
That sounds fun and horrifying to me.

>>54562009
Eh I like to tinker with my magic, doomsday sneakers will come in useful one day I swear!

>>54562023
>some of your stronger gear ends up bound to people as a Ms. Militia-style power.
That's why I like Oathkeeper from Kingdom Hearts.
>How is having a sword/gun/suit of power armor a super power?
Well, you can summon and banish it from hammerspace, and it self repairs. even if completely destroyed.

>>54559057
>A box, with everything you want.
Including a Spark? And some CP? Or an infinite supply of Vibranium?

>>54562116
When they get access to monkey kings staff with all the bullshit powerups and changes I have made to it? Then it is a major superpower.

>>54559964
Can Forced Evolution be applied to Forced Evolution?

>>54559964
HELP.

SHE ROLLED THANATOS.

>>54562147
Yeah, I have a 'Staff of Fuck You' as well.
>What does it summon mechanical spiders?!? Isn't that random compared to the theme you had going?
What theme? It it's a free import it gets stuck onto the staff. And the Magical Robo Spiders were a free import. So now the Staff of the Monkey King is also the Staff of Spiders. And Spider Monkeys. And Monkey Spiders. There are also snakes in there somewhere.

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>>54562202

>>54562202
There's a non-zero chance it will look like you.

>>54562202
So? Why should anyone care?

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>>54562202

>>54562202
Do you have 1-Ups?
She can Thanatos up some new ability based on your powers with spare 1-Ups just before a jump ends.

Also who is she, Taylor Herbert?
If so, Lung has a bad day coming in about 3 months.

>>54562202
Appropriate, considering she should naturally have a Dark Binding equivalent.

>>54562236
because he usually tries to be funny seeing as thread is often too grim?

here's where you start shitposting "oh but he's just a drama whore there's no need for any other explanation."

>>54562244
... You know he's probably talking about a different character, but as soon as you fucking posted _I_ wound up rolling Taylor as having Thanatos.

>>54562258
Spamming idiotic implications in all-caps like a spastic, autistic child is hardly "funny".

>>54562283
Called it.

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>>54562283
Funnier than you, though.

>>54562280
Welp.

Lung's fucked.

>>54562299
...No, you didn't. That's some serious confirmation bias you got going there.

>>54562304
Maybe. But only just.

>>54562310
Unless Taylor changes into a severely different person, with Thanatos she'd die against Lung.

>>54562258
>"oh but he's just a drama whore there's no need for any other explanation."

How is this shitposting though when it's the truth?

>>54562280
Step 1 open portal to warehouse.
Step 2 summon companion, hopefully one with non human form
Step 3 Have Taylor say, "Sorry thing my power summoned, but my power tells me you get better from being killed, and I my projection here gets better from killing things."
Step 4 have Thanatos kill companion.
Step 5 summon another companion.

>>54562283
>>54562343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8tZ35t4U

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>>54562343
Because you're talking more about yourself than about him, without even realizing it.

>>54562366
Emiy..err...Taylor: "People die when they are killed."
Shard-Jumper: "Not all of them."

>>54562435
You could try to use less forced references.

>>54562374
Youtube comments sections are generally funnier. SB "humour" is generally more funny. Sorry I'm not impressed by this namefag and most IRC members' (yes, I realize he currently isn't one) tendency to think that spamming random sentence fragments lolsorandumbly is the height of comedy.

>>54562449
See >>54562374

>>54562446
Really? Never would have guessed that. It's not like I made an obvious correction there to make the reference clear, or a meme for the quote.
Good thing you're here, Captain Oblivious.

>>54562449
You had to be there.

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Heavens lost property jump
Warehouse time 94.4
Synapse resident 800
Unique data signature free
Living miracle 200
Pearly gates free
What beautiful wings free
Hands of icarus free
My creations, my children free
Stairway to heaven 0
Tools of daedalus -300

Items
Stopwatch free
Incubation pod -600

Drawbacks
Ow my head! -400
The jumper in synapse -100
Glitch 0


Is it just me or do these things look and seem a lot like chobits except without off switches inside sensitive areas?

>>54562466
Ohohoho, you really got me there. Does it "trigger" you that I'm not engaging in your typical hugbox tendencies?

>>54562502
Listen to the song for further instructions.

>>54562498
>off switches inside sensitive areas?
sounds like a design flaw

>>54562541
Apparently it was a feature to keep the chobit from being molested iirc.

>>54562560
Wouldn't being turned off make it easier to molest?

>>54562541
As long as you don't get sand in your switch, it'd be fine

If NuBee is here, what's the pros and cons on whether I grab Occult Practices or Uplift? I can't afford both.

>>54562569
I mean I guess, would be basically like being with a slam drunk passed out chick and that sounds disgusting to me, but thats what was in the show.

>>54562524
There are exactly two lines of "instruction" in that song, so I'll try to look through the internet into your handsome anon eyes and say: Eventually.

>>54562598
Is this the new level of hand holding? Not actually being able to look at two options that say what they do and compare yourself?

>>54562624
In the Soul Eater jump, what exactly do I have to eat 99 of before I eat a witch soul?

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When did you first become invisible, /jc/?

>>54562672
We've gone even deeper

>>54561970
Only in fanon really. In canon he's decently broad, but is crippled by the inability to maintain his devices and doesn't actually produce anything beyond the average Tinker.

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>>54562624
>the new level of hand holding

>L....Lewd!

>>54559964
Yay its finally here I can't wait to see all the new

>>Powers are the same, will be worked on in a separate update

God dammit

>>54559692
One of those kill anything perks.

How powerful are Hollow Men in WoD - Genius the Transgression because i'm taking it up to 500 CP, wound they perceive magic as ‘technology’?

>>54562624
>not knowing about group handholding
>or reverse handholding
>or mashed potatoes handholding
Oh, my sweet summer child.

>>54562808
Yeah, it's a shame. Guess we'll have to wait longer.

Jumpers, what jumps do you want to see updated?

So is magic in nier powered by blood and are metal or light valid elements for magic?

>>54562817
See Noble Eightfold Path and Heretic.

>>54562848
World of Warcraft, except done by somebody else entirely.

>>54562848
Bayonetta, Resident Evil, Warframe, Macross, God of War... really, all of Red's jumps that have shitty fancanon in them.

>>54562848
Elite Dangerous, Ow those items. . .

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>>54562840

>>54562866
Add a few breaking perfect defenses perks then. Eventually it just comes down to whether or not your metaphysics have perfect attacks overwrite perfect defenses or the other way around.

[Random shitposting that is barely relevant to the topic at hand]

>>54562848
Ninjago. Not because I dislike the author, but because what little I saw looked like he was redoing it from the ground up, and if it turned out anything like Slayers it would've been pretty decent.

It's always sad when someone quits just as they're finding their groove.

>>54562848
Bioshock
Infamous
Pokemon Trainer
Mystery Dungeon
Mass Effect
Brutal Legend
Forgotten Realms
Viking Saga
Devil May Cry
Mother
Ouran High School Host Club
Steven Universe
Bionicle
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Harvest Moon

I don't feel like looking through every single folder for every Jump I want to see made better

>>54562848
Girls und Panzer.
It's not BAD. It's just...meh

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>>54562848
RWBY, but I hear that's being worked on.

>>54562678
The only jumpers who need invisibility are the ones who lose their head whenever a jump makes them a teenager.

>>54562940
You might as well say "any jump made before late 2016" at that point.

>>54562672
Evil human souls, Meisters and Demon Weapons both get a list of people who would count as an evil human to be reaped for such souls.

>>54562848
Jumps who updates I want to see now:
>Infernals
>Devil May Cry
>Resident Evil
>EVE Online

Jumps who currently don't have updates in the works:
>Ghost in the Shell
>The Sims

>>54563036
>RE
Invalid jump.

>>54563049
Well, getting infected with horrible zombie diseases does tend to make one an invalid.

You would know, wouldn't you?

>>54563055
Nah, he was just born that way.

>>54562855
Basically, yeah, blood. Light would be, metal probably not. Think classic RPG elements.

>>54563049
See >>54562374

>>54562848
Danny Phantom. The show has a ton of things that would make for awesome perks (Vlad's scheming ability, Danny's mastery of quips, Jack's whole 'stomp Vlad Plasmius when he puts my family in danger' thing, Sam breaking Danny's brainwashing, etc.), but the jump doesn't really have any of that. Plus, no drawback for Pariah Dark? The most powerful villain on the show? Really?