This is Elesh Norn, she ruined Mirrodin Say something nice about her

She's pretty good in EDH

White phyrexians as a religion is way more interesting as a villain than old-phyrexians ever were.

>ruined

Koth get off the computer

I don't know what that is, but I want to fuck it

>>54552588
She must have a strong neck

>>54552588
She has a funny hat. Shame that she's so ugly.

>>54552588
>ruined

That's a weird way to spell completed.

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>>54553573
You mean COMPLEATED

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>>54552588
Can't wait for Nicol Bolas to wipe these gross fuckers out

>>54552598
Phyrexians were nothing more than tools that could reason to a certain degree.
Yawgmoth himself was the single most malicious son of a bitch the Multiverse has ever seen.
Without a spark of his own he grasped levels of power than very few planeswalkers have ever ascended to.
He also broke a number of them while they were still basically gods.

The Eldrazi could have been beaten by 3 oldwalkers, Ugin only sealed them away because he thought they had a greater purpose.
It took a tremendous effort and numerous failures by a great deal of oldwalkers to defeat Yawgmoth, and they were a hair's breadth away from annihilation in their moment of victory.

>>54554184
>not wanting Gix to have reformed and lead his own nuPhyrexia to kill off Yawgmoth's poison legacy

>>54552588
How does her exposed muscle tissue remain lubricated as to not become beef jerky?

>>54554461
Mucus layers like a frog

>>54554461
shes naturally lubricated

>>54554370
Gix was honestly not that interesting

10/10 would engage in body horror with.

>>54552588
She's fucking hot

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>>54552588
She's kawaii

>>54554968
Wrong. Gix was based.

>>54554968
>>54556360
He's MtG's Starscream.
He's accomplished enough to have earned his place and can hold his own in a fight, but he's always being too clever or devious about things to actually get shit done.

>>54555975
I've seen this a few times, but who drew it?

>>54552588

It's going to be very satisfying for the her and the other NuPhyrexians to be beaten by the Jacetice League and the Power of Friendship.

>>54554231
this. He literally ascended to becoming a God, because it made his evil experiments easier. The taint that he leaves can cause phyrexia to spring up anew, which is even scarier.

>>54554231
>Yawgmoth himself was the single most malicious son of a bitch the Multiverse has ever seen.
What about all the chucklefucks from Dark Rabiah?

>>54552588
THE EVER IMPORTANT QUESTION:

DOES SHE, OR DOES SHE NOT, HAVE A GOD DAMN VAGINA

THIS NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED.

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>>54552588
She's not as evil as this bitch.

>>54552588
She's got a cool visual design and is a great extreme example of how White =/= "good guys" in the Magic color pie.

>>54560499
I get the impression her body was built from scratch and I'm not sure Phyrexians believe in biological reproduction other than maybe Vorinclex's boys, so probably not at all. But if it suits your smutty fanfic do whatever you want I guess.

>>54552588
She's so skinny that it makes me want to see how much her stomach would bulge when she has a massive cock inside of her.

>>54554968
Nostalgia. Davvol and Croag were based.

>>54552588
I wanna cum on her weird helmet thing

I'd fuck her.

>>54561476
Phyrexians are basically a disease at their core. In my smutty fanfic you basically start withering away the moment you make contact with her fleshy parts, like some kind of rapid onset gangrene mixed with the clap and herpes. That's in addition to her porcelain vagina dentata. If you wanna hit that it'll be the last thing you do, and you had better make it quick.

>>54552588
>Nornfags and Emmrakulfags
Disgustin shitasters

>>54560499
If you look closely at her crotch in OP's pic, there appears to be a small cleft in the flayed flesh suggesting she's got a pussy.

>>54562401
>no dick

gay

I just want to bathe in Elesh Norn's viscous cum, is that so wrong?

>>54561987
>She will never use your cum as lotion to soothe her raw, perfect flesh
>you will never be milked by her attendants as she patient stares down on you with mild condescension

>>54560538
Not as evil? Debatable. But most certainly not as retarded as Nahiri, that's for sure.

>>54554231
New Phyrexia is more interesting than old Phyrexia.

Yawgmoth's still a more interesting villain, but I don't count him as 'Phyrexia' any more than I count Bolas as part of Amonkhet.

>>54558967
Read the latest Magic Story.

>>54552588
Elesh is one of my favourite legendary creatures and one of my favourite mythic rares in MtG. Her effect is massive and game-changing, and exceptionally in flavour with her colour.

>>54564712
I have to disagree. I loved the aesthetic of old Phyrexia. It was metal as fuck.

>>54554231
He was also a crazy bastard. Crazy, crazy delusional motherfucker.
Tried to NTR a guy, barely failed, then a couple millenia later he's decided that the very soul of the plane of his birth is actually the woman he was lusting after.
And he was trying to hit on her. Still.

>>54552588
The thumbnail looks like a pussy from a distance.

>>54562417
There are Emrakulfags?
I know there aren't any other Kozilekfags.

>>54563483
>The warm rain of grease on my face, immediately

>>54552588
>ruined
that's not how you spell 'drastically improved'

>>54560538
threadly reminder that every anti-nahiri poster is fapping to their sorin foils instead of thinking

God I want Urabrask to still be alive.
Give me this for Christmas.

>>54565079
Nothing wrong with old Phyrexia, I just love the look of WU Phyrexia too much.

>>54554231
Just to comment again, I don't get the feeling the Eldrazi can be 'beaten.'

Picture one of those professional sand-art sculptures. The massive, detailed ones. Imagine if the team behind those made a massive sandcastle with a moat so good it could survive a high-tide. Would you call the sandcastle more powerful than the ocean? Fuck no.

Now imagine the sandcastle fell down, but the moat remained. A handful of kids come along and build a new, shittier sandcastle that's protected by the moat. That's Jace and the Superfriends.

Extending the metaphor, imagine if some asshole teenager with a shovel ran in and tore apart the moat. Is the teenager stronger than the ocean for destroying something the tide had not? Again, fuck no.

>>54567534
There are three Eldrazi Titans. All the other Eldrazi are extensions of one of the three Titans. There are essentially only three Eldrazi.

Sorin, Nahiri and Ugin got the Titans to manifest themselves physically on Zendikar, and trapped them there. The bulk of their forms remained in he blind eternities, but with their main chunks asleep they were trapped and rendered dormant, until their cage was opened.

At the end of the OGW story the Gatewatch pulled Ulamog and Kozilek all the way into the plane. The entirety of the creatures manifested physically, as a mass of flesh and tentacles that took up the entire sky. And then through some leyline shenanigans, they were destroyed. With their entire "bodies" on the physical plane, destroying them actually destroyed them. They are destroyed. Gone. Dead. Beaten.

Emrakul isn't necessarily beaten though - she manifested physically on Innistrad and then made Tamiyo use one of her doomsday scrolls to imprison Emrakul in the moon. Emrakul is basically locked away dormant in Innistrad's moon the same way she had been imprisoned in Zendikar. I would call her beaten, for now, but that doesn't mean she can't be destroyed in a similar way as Ulamog and Kozilek were.

>>54560538
Fuck off chandere.

>>54568175
Someone said that to me in the lore thread yesterday? Does that mean something that I've not heard of? Is that some e-celeb or something?

>>54568223
I say that to every delusional sorinfag who reminds me of that insufferable namefag.

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>>54552598
>Literally Cenobites
>Interesting

>>54566057
hi nahiri

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>>54552588
>say something nice about her
>she a cute

warmrainofgrease.exe

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>>54552598

Old Phyrexia was also pretty damn religious.

>>54558923
Slugbox

>>54565395
You aren't alone m80, the Jacetice League killing my baby Kozi turned me off of mtg until Hour of Devastation
Hopefully the multiverse ends up paying for his and Ulamogs deaths to hurr channel fireball

>>54554231
>The Eldrazi could have been beaten by 3 oldwalkers
We know Ulamog and Kozilek could.

Whether Emrakul could have been defeated the same way is less clear, she's certainly more "advanced" than her brothers.

>>54569389
I'm surprised. Everyone wants the big extra-turn machine or the indestructible fuck. Nobody else seems to like the Butcher of Truth.
I can only hope that one truth that got butchered was the whole dying thing

>>54568175
Don't utter its name, Anon, lest the beast rise from its slumber

>>54568223
Fuck off chandere

>>54569647
Cosi is best boy

>>54569769
Fuck the trickster god

>>54569832
Fuck you

>>54569723
>>54568175
No, no, what you do is call her a bdellophile.

>>54552642
that's everyone's first impression.

>>54569384
Oh. Says that right on it.
Not sure how I missed that.
Thanks!

>>54574712
tread carefully, there's sweetest things to be found under that label but they are hidden among copious amounts of futa and horsefuckery

>>54574741
I assure you, I'm familiar.

>>54556676
>He's MtG's Starscream.
But which one.

>G1!Gix: Screaming.
>Animated!Gix: I'll get you Jean Luc Picard! Wait, wrong role.
>Armarda!Gix: I'm the best Gix that's actual loyal to Phyrexia...and 4chan.org loves me.
>Movies!Gix: For the Father of Mach-*explodes*
>Prime!Gix: Don't you remember when I killed Mishra!
>IDW!Gix: Hey guys...why don't we make Phyrexia Great Again?

>>54552588

She's the only reason I play reanimator. I love watching delver cucks scoop when my qt wife wipes their board.

>>54571607
i haven't been back in about 2 years, but back then, Chandere was tolerable and added to the lorefagging. DId they get that worse since?

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>>54565554

>>54567762

Emrakul is the creator of all life in the multiverse, even able to manipulate all forms of physical reality to her will.

She specifically made tamio's scroll able to lock her in the moon and the only reason she doesn't just remake Kozilek and Ulamog is she said the world wasn't ready for her yet.

>>54577879
She went completely batshit around that time.
And then not long after that started hallucinating on top of it.

Press F to pay respects to Venser.

#neverforget

>>54581002
Nah, I'm gonna press C to Compleat Corpse

>>54580875
Where'd you get that?

>>54580875
>she said the world wasn't ready for her yet

so we need to train our cocks right?

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>>54552598
Blue Phyrexia is superior.

>>54581813
I will miss his probes

>>54581813
Jin X Elesh when?

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What was his fucking problem?

>>54585436
Being RED is the problem

>>54585436
>>54585513
If you are monored you are forced by contract to do insane and stupid shit 24/7.

>>54585436
He had a need to be as free as he could be.

>>54585436
Why are they ripping off Alien and Giger designs in general, so unapologetically for phyrexians? I mean sure MTG is ripping off everything, but with those they are not even trying? The phyrexian on the box of New Phyrexia? Come on

>>54581874
Lesbian porn is bad and will get you sent to hell

>>54586373
It was bound to happen sometime. What better place than here?

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>>54586373

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>>54586521
I guess they could at least try to be a bit more subtle.

>>54586583
Love letters are rarely subtle.

>>54586521
What better time than now?

>>54552588
FUCK YOU NORN! YOU RUINED BEST PLANE!

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>>54574817
BWGix: pops up out of the blue to kick ass for one episode

>>54574817
All of them.

>>54574817
I miss Armada

>>54586378
Is Jin female?

>>54590323
he/she/it threatens to feed Tesseret to his/her/it's larvae in the comic

>>54590450
Doesn't mean Gix is the female in that spawning.

Quite assuming genders.

>>54590450
Are you telling me that all the (important) preators were just bitter women?

>>54585436
he's to hot for his own good

>>54590450
That just means Jin has children, not if Jin is the mother or the father.
Jin-Gitaxias is male.

>>54552588
Well, the nicest thing is that she ruined Mirrodin.

>>54585436
>fucking Nornies, get out of my CoREEEEEEE