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MtG Story: Hour of Devastation

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"Calling it a curbstomp is very generously suggesting it was a fight to begin with" edition.

http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/hour-devastation-2017-07-26

Question of the thread: Who is the best living planeswalker and why is it Nicol Bolas?
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>>54551019
I wish i had a gif of Bolas just casually bouncing gideon off a wall with his tail as he talked the maddest shit to the rest of the Gatewatch.
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Am I the only one who thinks someone needs to shop a hoop and a basketball into that picture?
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>>54551062
We need this.
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>>54551019
Nicol Bolas is my favorite Bond villain.

Also WR Gideon confirmed.
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>>54551121
>Also WR Gideon confirmed.
Why? Ping-pong balls are WR?
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I like how everything Bolas did in the story is stuff a UBR deck can do.
He cast Redirect on Jace and Nissa.
Kill 'spells' on on Nissas elementals.
Breaking Chandras Burn just by playing mid.
And bouncing the invulnerable little shit until it's player rage quits.
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>>54551146
No but Basket Balls come in both White and Red.
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>>54551063
>hoop and Gideon
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Loving how low he thinks of the Gatewatch. It's like he's the audience surrogate, but wielding actual power.
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>>54551293

Even better!
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Read it listening to Quad City DJ's.
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>>54551019
>"Everything here exists or perishes at my whim. Including you, Gatewatch."
aw yisssssssssssss
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>>54551063
The Gatewatch sure got dunked on.
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>>54551019
>when the gateswatch fuck around and need to get dunked on
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>>54551019
Who's this Raven Man from Liliana's part of story? I never follow these stories before.
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>>54551564

Mysterious spoopy ghost man who follows her around and advises/relentlessly trolls her

Common bet was that it was actually Bolas, which seems not to be the case now
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>>54551238
Don't forget what he did to Liliana.
Yeah i know it's not what the keyword do, but still, he intimidated the shit out of Liliana until she ran away without doing anything.
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>When you're having the time of your life
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Why are the best stories the one when the Gatewatch get fucked or is not even there?
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>>54551146
Coz W/R suck
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>>54551757
You're not wrong
But, in a way, Gideon lasted longer than the other members of the League
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>my nigga Ral Zarek is gonna be back
Hell to the yeah fampire.

If Bolas and Tezzeret are in the Legion of Bolas, are we getting a BR walker to finish the subordinate cycle?
Daretti in standard?
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>>54551637
Because Gatewatch is Magic's attempt at creating superheroes, when everyone knows that Magic is best at creating settings and supervillains.
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>>54551787
If you read till the end you'll know that everything is Bolas acting. He could probably incinerates each and every one of them right from the start.
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>>54551019
Nicky B is /ourguy/
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>>54551841
I know that
Gideon lasted longer because playing with a ball was more interesting to Bolas than fighting the reminding members
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>>54551121

Enemy color Gatewatch would be cool.

WR Gideon, Rage tempered by Justice and Compassion
BW Liliana who finally admits she's not a completely uncaring bitch
RU Chandra who seeks to expand her knowledge beyond "throw fire at it"
GB Nissa who seeks a greater understanding of life by also studying death

Hell, you could even tie the change into the story of the planes they end up on.

Gideon ends up on a Roman plane, fighting as a gladiator.
Liliana ends up back on Dominaria and finally confronts her past instead of acting like a huge bitch to run away from it
It's too bad the Jeskai aren't still around, because that would be perfect for Chandra. Maybe she studies with Narset, and that's also how Narset gains Red and becomes a Jeskai Walker?

I'd come up with a UG Jace, but we already know he'll never be anything other than Mono-Blue.
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>>54551887

>BW Liliana who finally admits she's not a completely uncaring bitch

Could be a cool callback to the fact she WAS originally a healer. A life & death theme rather than just death could be a cool change for a bit.
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>>54551887
Isn't Ixalan Castaway Jace going to be UG?
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>>54551019
>Pyromancer
>Necromancer
>Telepath
>Elementalist
>Acrobat
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>>54551887
Roman plane is theros so fuck that place
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>>54551887
>I'd come up with a UG Jace, but we already know he'll never be anything other than Mono-Blue.
From what we know, Jace could become:
>UG, depending on what happens on Ixalan
>UB, depending on his relationship with Vraska on Ixalan and his relationship with Liliana in the future
>UW, depending on what happens when we inevitably go back to Ravnica and Bryn
But, yea, there's more chance that he stays blue
Fuck WotC
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>>54551019
>Chandra's eyes as she realized, seemingly for the first time, just how large Nicol Bolas was.


Seriously who writes this shit, it reads like erotic fan fiction.
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>>54551798
can Nahiri join if Bolas promises her vengeance against Ugin?
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>>54551596
He looked Liliana in the face and said "I have game on board. Do you have any answers?" and she scooped.
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>>54551956
I don't think Nahiri is able to trust anyone anymore. Even less another Dragon
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Bolas doing dragon things and kicking the shit out of the Gatewatch is amazing and all that, but his Eternal army is absolute dogshit.
I mean come on, Neheb was supposed to be the greatest champion around, yet his Eternal version got punked by an irrelevant character. How are the Eternals supposed to invade other planes if they're that bad?
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>>54551940

MaRo has said that they'd rather do a whole new Japanese flavored plane rather than go back to Kamigawa, so I don't see why a Roman plane is out of the question even when Theros exists, which is far more Greek anyways.
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>>54551972
I don't think Nahiri is worthy of trust, she basically ruined a whole plane because senpai didn't notice her. She's the biggest threat to the multiverse because you can't ever truly account for her.
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>>54551930
Based on the leaked sheet, it looks monoblue to me.
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>>54551940
Theros is Greek.
Wizards specifically said they think there's enough stuff they can mine from The Roman Empire to serve as it's own plane.
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>>54551955
It's our man, Ken Troop. I'm not surprised honestly.
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>Nicol Bolas looked down at the planeswalkers and smiled. "And then there were three. I didn't want to annoy your dear departed necromancer, but between us, I admit I know a fair bit of necromancy. Do you have an opening in your Gatewatch? Is there some type of application process?"

I imagine he said this with the biggest shit eating grin in the multiverse.
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>>54551997
Maro has said that a Roman plane is likely showcase senators backstabbing each other and gladiatorial battles rather than the mythology.
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I only followed the stories regularly since Amonkhet because I hoped for some actual worldbuilding, but until this point, was it ever implied Ral Zarek works for Bolas?
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>>54552058
no
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What are the odds of Bolas and Niv-Mizzet teaming up? Good old-fashioned draconic manipulation fuckery could ensue.
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>>54552004
The biggest question is if he'll go full Schmee or Tarzan on us.
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>>54552084
>Two dragons
>Both with huge ego
>Teaming up

Not to mention
>One of them is a literal depowered god, seeking to restore his power
>the other is a smug lizard

Unlikely. Although Niv getting the spark and becoming a wrench in Blas' plans would be kinda hilarious.
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>>54552084
Niv is way below bolas standard.
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>>54552092

Jace Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
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>>54552084
zero. Have you seen the ego on those fucks it'd be two head chefs in one food pantry
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>>54552040
The most powerful blows Bolas dealt in that story were definitely the thing he said
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>>54552084
Though their is a chance that Niv is number 1 knows about Ral working for Bolas
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>>54552189
Isn't Niv oblivious of planeswalking and the multiverse?
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>>54552189
>Niv is number 1
[muffled trumpet solo in the distance]
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>>54552218
Ral Zarek thinks Niv-Mizzet does, however Niv-Mizzet did exist at the same time as Azor I, who was not native to Ravnica. Together they forged the Guildpact, along with the other paruns.

So one of the following is true:
>Niv-Mizzet is actually aware of the Multiverse and planeswalkers yet for some reason, does not act on this knowledge.
>Azor I never disclosed his alien nature or the existence of the Multiverse to the other paruns.
>Azor I's non-native status has been quietly retconned.
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>>54552084
>multiverse destroying dragon villain
>a schmuck on a random plane leading a bunch of crazy goblins
can't compare
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>>54552218
Literally one of my favourite parts of the lore

>gee wiz massa I don't know nothing about no planeswalkers
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>>54552279

What exactly would Niv-Mizzet be able to do with the knowledge of the Multiverse and Planeswalkers, besides maybe court Planeswalkers to come to Ravnica and share their knowledge from different planes, which at the same time would invite Planeswalkers who would gladly fuck up Ravnica and whatever planes Niv-Mizzet has?
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>>54552049

So... perfect for WR Gideon then, going all Spartacus?
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>>54552218

Niv is aware of beings that leave Ravnica entirely and then come back, but doesn't understand their nature

Ral speculates with Jace in one of the stories that if not for his sabotage, Niv would have captured a walker and extracted all knowledge from them
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>>54552538
>whatever planes Niv-Mizzet has

Should read "whatever plans Niv-Mizzet has". I don't think Niv-Mizzet is making a tiny plane within Ravnica, though I suppose that would be another thing that he could do if he did have the knowledge of the Multiverse.
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>>54552553
>Niv is aware of beings that leave Ravnica entirely and then come back, but doesn't understand their nature
To be fair, Newwalkers doesn't either
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>>54552084
> What are the odds of Bolas and Niv-Mizzet teaming up?
Zero.

If memory serves Bolas briefly met Malfegor, a bigshot dragon on Grixis, just before the conflux. The gist of their encounter was Malfegor shouting OI U FUKIN WOT M8 I'LL SLAP YOUR SHIT I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

I doubt Niv would be any more reasonable. More articulate, certainly, but not more reasonable.
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>>54552538
Ral thinks he'd try to steal their spark.
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>>54552696

>Niv-Mizzet steal's Jace's Spark
>Forcing Jace to stay on Ravnica and do his job
>While the Gatewatch is vastly improved by having a several millennium old dragon on their side

I fail to see the problem.
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>>54552771
> While the Gatewatch is vastly improved by having a several millennium old dragon on their side
I don't think Niv-Mizzet would be down with the whole gatewatch thing. He'd probably spend the next thousand years trolling his way across the multiverse out of sheer joy from discovering that there are way more people to mess with than he thought.
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>>54552581
Has Ravnica not already a mini-plane, the Agyrem?
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If Niv-Mizzet gets a spark he'll start investigating different worlds and won't give a fuck about bolas

I could see him and Ugin debating about the nature of the universe and what the fuck are the eldrazi
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>>54551611
>>54551019

Someone please go through the Bolas art and just put a basketball in his off hand

each of these would be so good
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>>54551578
>Common bet was that it was Bolas
Fuck you no it's not. Mishra, Yawgmoth, Ix and like four other people were in front of that.
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>>54552919
Yo hold up, on it
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>>54552928

It's going to be Leshrac
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>>54552696
He totally should succeed at this at some point, by the way. I kind of hate Phyrexia and Yawgmoth now, you see, and I'd love for Phyrexian fans to get salty.
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>>54551019
How he fastens the buckles of his armor pieces with those fat fingers?
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>>54551019
i never liked the gatewatch, so seeing them get trounced was not too bad

but super invincible bolas is starting to irk me, but i really just want someone to kick bolas ass, and get the final word on him one day
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>>54552997
look to Ajani and their confrontation at the Maelstrom or Umezawa
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>>54552919
>Bolas challenges the Gatewatch to a Space Jame
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>>54552996
Pretty sure telekinesis is the least of his abilities.
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>>54552811

Just the idea of Niv-Mizzet "joining" the Gatewatch and giggling like an idiot at the sheer joy of being a Planeswalker makes me smile.
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>>54552996
magic
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>>54552996

He makes Tezzeret do it.
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>>54552919
pls help I am not good w computer
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>>54552997
>>54553007
Fact is Bolas does badly against people that are sure of their place in the universe, his main advantage is his mind magic and the fact he's a dragon, so when people don't have insecurities to take advantage of he never does as well. Also he should stay away from nexus' of mana, as he's only ever been defeated near them.
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>>54552919
Here it is, working on an alternate version
>>54553060
Yer bretty good
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>>54552122
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>>54553102
>>54553060
you are doing the god-pharaoh's work anons
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>>54552622
>implying Nicky B isn't Malfy's dad
>implying he didn't give Malfy's demon mom his thick Elder Dragon Dick
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>>54553060
>Nic Bolas
>73' Power Forward
>Left hand dominant
>excellent midrange shooting
>incredible baskbetball IQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN0cSbgKSgc&feature=youtu.be

Made by someone on Leddit.
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>>54552928
Dont forget Lim Dul the necromancer. It was gonna make this post because I forgot. I dont remember anybody speculating it was Bolas.
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>>54553223
>3-127,168,654 lifetime in free throws
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>>54552928
>>54552968
>>54553248
Please. It's obviously Urza.
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>>54553261
>Implying it isn't Gix
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>>54553029
> Genuinely happy Niv-Mizzet running around the multiverse, nerding out over all the new things he's discovering for the first time and reveling in the fact that he can discover things for the first time again after centuries of boredom
Fuck, now I really want to see that.
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>>54553261
>>54553275
Like fucking clockwork. Never seen Dim Lul mentioned as a possible candidate before though.
>>54553102
>>54553169
Got distracted, but finished. Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OZU3fi08-o
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>>54553029
>>54553328

I love that magic threads on this board can't go forty posts without unironically generating an idea for a planeswalker + motivation that is infinitely better than any of the gatewatch incarnations or boring Elsewhere Human-walkers we've gotten for years
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>>54553102
> The forms are immaterial and do not exist on this plane. Much like your game.
> Fuck you, Bolas.
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>>54552696
Funny, I have a story for that.
>Niv Mizzet picks up on Sparks and Planeswalkers
>Tries harveting sparks to implant his own
>Not smart enough, devises a plot
>Becomes a hivemind with eight brains
>Everything goes awry - Great innovation at the cost of human sacrifice
>Sparkers and Planeswalkers get harvested for sparks, which get used for energy (like how the Astronomican is powered by a thousand souls)
>Ravnica collectively shits itself
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>>54552622
Dude Malfegor was straight up Nicky B's bitch. Bolas showed up, slapped his shit, and made him the deal that if Malfy gets on his knees and swallows he'll get Alara once Bolas is done with it.

One of the best moments in the Alara book is when Malfegor walks past the Maelstrom and thinks "Yeah, I could just take that, and with it kick that smug asshole's ass." Then Bolas mind pokes him and tells him "Yes, if you can wield it you could possibly force me off this plane. But if you fuck up you'll glass your plane. I'll be mad, but I'll leave and make new plans elsewhere, while you'll either be glass or alone on a dead world. Or you could keep being my bitch, wait it out, and get your world." Malfy grumbles, walks away, and gets punked by Elspeth and Rafiqi.
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>>54553370
Perfect
>>54553363
It's be interesting to see him return. Also, it's never going to happen but I want to see Baron Sengir lead his invasion.
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>>54553371
So it all goes to shit once Big Niv goes Simic? Seems fitting.
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>>54553369
Eh, no, if we represent a planeswalker solely through their motivations, the gatewatch are all pretty great characters. Its why wizards insists on them, they recognize that they have good character concepts.
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>>54553441
Well, also, because liliana, chandra, and jace are archetypes that appeal to a lot of people. But even beyond the shallow notes they're written with their deep motivations are all pretty good.
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>>54553441
the human walkers ultimately have very comfortable narrative archetypes though, so it makes sense that at least in terms of arc they act as well formed characters

but the magic multiverse is literally full of magical creatures doing shit for magical fucking motivations. The idea of there being a treefolk walker who refuses to leave his plane is hilarious and fits well in the setting, while the walker arcs kind of stand above and apart from the rest of the fantasy world
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>>54553441
they're all actually pretty standard as far as fantasy stories go, not as bad as all the shitposting about them.
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>>54553526
Treefolk walker who refuses to leave his plane would be PERFECT for Unstable.
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>>54552003
Casual reminder that Sorin had it coming.
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>>54553561
Oh god I don't know how but until that comment it didn't even click with me that we'll likely get unstable Planeswalkers. Im so fucking excited
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I just realized Mr Plinkett's reasoning for why the Emperor is the best thing about Revenge of the Sith applies perfectly to Nicky B.
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>that whole story
I love that Bolas isn't even really fighting the Gatewatch so much as fucking with them really hard.
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>>54553669
Considering the story being told now and Star Wars are both very archetypal, thats not too surprising.
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>>54553558
it's the writing that makes them terrible
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How does this image make you feel?
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>>54553788
He can do better.
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>>54553052
I choose to believe this

Being Tezz is suffering
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>>54553788
>not banging the old necromancer lady
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>>54553836
Oh wait those are goggles, not a crown.

He can do MUCH better.
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>>54553669
This is exactly what I was about to post.

The only reason I didn't repeat this is I paused briefly while scrolling down to look at the image below, and noticed this.

Bolas is giving me HUGE prequel Palpatine vibes right now. He's the only guy fun to watch because he's the only guy who seems to be having fun.
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>>54553788
>>54553804
>>54553836
>>54553845
Tamiyo best girl. Lilliana also acceptable. Emmara kind of okay, if a bit fat.

Chandra a shit.
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>>54553788
Chandra seems like she's a reasonable goal for a teenager like her.

Jace should really be dating in his own age bracket. Or, y'know, keep begging at Liliana's ara ara feet for another taste of those delicious toes.
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>>54553872
>Tamiyo best girl
Sure.
>Liliana is also acceptable
lolno
>Emmara kind of okay, if a bit fat
>implying you wouldn't take a 5/7 pawg all day every day.
>Chandra a shit
Also correct.
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>>54553819
Tezzeret hated being used as an errand runner, which was part of why Bolas enjoyed doing it so much. An unbalanced Tezzeret was an effective Tezzeret. Every time he found satisfaction he quickly became useless.
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>>54553894
> Liliana is also acceptable
> lolno
Anyone who can make Jace kneel and beg is good in my book.
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>>54553788
Happy there is some decent magic lewds
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So, beside the Ken Troop ones, what stories are essential for the Amonkhet block?
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>>54553894

Elspeth or bust
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>>54553982
She was to pure for this sinful Earth.
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>>54553964
The one where they first arrive on plane. The one where Liliana and Jace go mystery hunting. The one where Nissa becomes UG. The one where Liliana eats the demon she's supposed to kill. This last one.

This block was a mess and it felt like over half the stories meant fuck all.
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>>54553982
We're talking about women for Jace, anon.
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>>54553989
Lot of that going around.
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>>54553894
>>54553872
Tamiyo is married with children you chucklefucks
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>>54552049
I hope they don't make up a new Roman plane but go back to glorious Segovia
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>>54554039
She's also way too smart to ever put up with Jace's shit.
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>>54554026
>>54553989
I can't find it at the moment, but there's an image where a new person is getting introduced in heaven and one of the people already there says something like "It's good to meet you though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

We need one of those for mtg characters. Maybe with Elspeth, Avacyn, and Venser?
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I don't want to read the garbage writing, WHY did Nicol Bolas do the whole "take over a world" scheme and erase gods' memories?
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>>54553997
>The one where Liliana and Jace go mystery hunting.
Episode 4, because it seems like episode 3 is Chandra and nissa hunting for mysteries
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>>54554116
Zombie army.
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>>54554116
For shits and giggles

He's an oldwalker, him reshaping a world is like a child playing with an anthill and dropping food/fire to see how they'd react.
Also zombie factory.
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>>54553982

>Make a nice female character that just gets shit done and is well liked
>Kill her off

I mean, Wizards had balls there, but g fucking g we aren't having a female lead as cool as El in a long time I guess
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>>54551984
Eternals are always 4/4, even if their real life version was stronger.

They're normalized, immune to compleation, and there's a lot of them.
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>>54554116
To turn Amonkhet into a factory that churns out an army of blue zombies.
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Gideon: ENFJ, IQ of 103
Jace: INTP, IQ of 118
Chandra: ESFP, IQ of 79, attention-deficit disorder
Liliana: ESTP, IQ of 149, sociopathy
Nissa: INFP, IQ of 97, mild autism
Ajani: ISFJ, IQ of 105
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>>54554116
He wanted a zombie army. Killed every adult and mindfucked the guys in charge of the plane so the plan would go smoothly without him supervising

Army is done after some years, nothing else to do I guess, better kill off the plane so no one gets an army comparable to mine ;)
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>>54554211
>>54554174
>>54554151
>>54554128
Can he take the army with him to other planes and they don't go back to the BE when they die or something? How does summoning even work in the canon?
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>>54554267
That's why he sent Tezz to get the planar bridge in kaladesh
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>>54554167
Thalia!
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>>54551019
did gideon die?
Please tell me he's dead
we need elspeth or ajani back
we also need the gatewatch broken,
but that's not gonna happen. fuck them planeswalkvengers
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>>54554167
We have Kaya :^)
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>>54554323
He thought about dying, then he got the mental image of Erabos laughing his ass off and punked out.
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>>54554267
After the Mending, creatures can't be taken off of their home planes.

However, the whole Kaladesh block was about Tezzeret discovering a form of portal technology that can transport matter between places, potentially between planes. He's stolen this technology from its inventor and will eventually be able to make gateways between planes.

So Bolas has an army and a means of transporting that army between planes. Not sure what he plans to do with it though.
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>>54554326
Who?
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>>54554352
he'll go back to dominaria and we'll finally have a block on the nicest most fucked plane
and it'll suck

>>54554342
so... he's alive?
boringly alive, that is
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>>54554394
He's depressed and emotionally conflicted about life now
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>>54554394
>bolas invading the plane at the same time as new phyrexians
>proceeds to take over both planes and wreck their shit
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>>54551984
It was actually Samut, Djeru, and Gideon all working together that punked him, and they're probably the three best fighters on the plane. But I do agree that building an army is a pretty lame 60-years-in-the-making ploy for an immortal god-wizard-dragon.
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>>54554312

>Le bimbo of stax and hatebear

I don't like this at all
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>>54554394
The results of Gatewatch vs Nicky B

Jace: A minor case of very serious brain damage.

Lilly: Punks out without a fight. Implied joins Nicky.

Chandra: handful of broken ribs, concussion, devastating realization there are some things fire can't kill.

Nissa: Almost stared in a Japanese hentai (again), then noped out.

Gideon: Dragon-claw sized hole in his shoulder filled with impotent rage.
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>>54554394
They've specifically said if they go back to Dominaria, it'll be altered so that it's given a solid, well-defined theme instead of being so vague and unfocused.
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>>54551931
Damn, they're leading up to an 80s style show
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>>54554448
Teysa!
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I wonder, would liliana get PTSD if she actually came face to face with Phyrexians? Surely she went her whole life on Dominaria being told how horrible they were.
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>>54552049
Well duh. Roman mythology is just a more boring version of Greek
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>>54554352
>>54554280
Thanks. I appreciate you answering my questions.
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>>54554455
but the vague and unfocused was THE shit
it actually looked like a world instead of a country or region.
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>yfw Dominaria has united into a single force for the sole purpose of keeping Walkers as far away from Dominaria as possible
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>>54554544
>yfw Grandeur Legends appear
>yfw it's Present Sight
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>>54554544
>Welcome to Dominaria. Now get the fuck out.
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>>54554589
Pretty much.
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>>54554505
But the marketing team and the world-design experts of the creative team have said that worlds with too much in them don't sell. Like, what would you have to gain from having Amonkhet and Kaladesh set in that same world? That's just silly. It's best for worlds to just have a theme that can be described in one sentence. Like, 'pirates discover a continent of aztecs and dinosaurs' or 'steampunk India powered by magical fuel.'

Dominaria's going to be exactly the same. Nice, simple and themed, a small and concise world with a strong focus, able to be described with a single sentence.
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>>54554352
>Not sure what he plans to do with it though
Taking over other planes that he can use to get back his powers. An army and the three gods give him a lot of strategical flexibility
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>>54554394
>so... he's alive?
>boringly alive, that is
Gideon more than the others are better characters explicitly because they are alive here. Its way more interesting for Gideon to have to deal with his cowardice and not dying a hero's death like his irregulars and running away than him just dying.
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>>54553363
>that fucking face
Seriously, whoever painted Gideon's Defeat had the frustrated wojak in mind.
>"m-my armos is invincible! stop!"
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>>54554364
Our new proud black woman planeswalker who needs no man
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>>54554488
How can you have PTSD when you havent experienced the TS? Plus her whole thing is that shes scared of dying and seeing all the people shes fucked over again, no need to muddy it with also she is traumatized by phyrexians too. Thats elspeth.
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>>54554682
Two gods. Dwane the Rock Johnson got killed and Bolas toss croco-tits in the trash the moment he thought the other 4 mono-colored gods were dead.
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>>54553441
>the gatewatch are all pretty great characters
Except Chandra, I'd agree. Chandra can go fuck herself.
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>>54554759
Wasn't the pervert still alive when Bontu-chan tried to get senpai to notice her?
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>>54554633
Jesus christ how awful
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So besides ajani and chinko, what can honestly stop bolas. It seems like he's just the end all be all of power which seems like a really boring direction to take.
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>>54554816
Status of the Ahmonket Gods:

Birdman: Bleed out on temple steps.
Catmom: Dead
Snekbro: Yarinaika'd by Dwane the Rock Johnson
Crocotits: Bolas'd to death.
Jackalhumps: Alive, but saltier than all the oceans put together.

Dwane the Rock Johnson: Penetrated by Snekbro's pillar.

Locus and Scarab God: Peaced out with Nicky B.
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>>54554449
Important missed points, Liliana is afraid to see the GW again because of pumping and dumping them and is upset that Jace got mindfucked, chandra is angry that someone she considered a bestie that encouraged her to get over her self doubt and reunite with her family heartlessly left her to die, and gideon gives up suicidally charging into problems and runs awayy. Only one who didnt leave seriously fucked in the head is Nissa iirc.
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>>54554633
don't forget that richard garfield is on the dominaria dev team tho

i don't think anybody says no to garfield
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>>54553894
The very allusion to the word PAWG is enough to give me a boner. Send help.
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>>54554785
Chandra is interesting because she wants to be constructive, as she's from a family, and entire culture, of creators, but is saddled with a destructive powerset and personality.
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>>54554962
Chandra acts and speaks like one of those girls from anime conventions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
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>>54554883

The fact that Liliana told the rest of the Gatewatch to run to fight another day, as opposed to just peacing out as soon as Jace was mindwiped, shows that she actually cares about them, especially Jace. She may justify it to herself however she wants, but there's still a part of her that remembers the love for her brother.

Of course to everybody but Jace (who was already gone) it looks like Liliana just betrayed them and ran.
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>>54555085
Oh yeah shes written like shit. No argument there.
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>>54555124
And everyone except Jace already didn't trust her initially, and didn't like the fact that she basically only tagged along so they would help her kill her demon.

Liliana can't catch a break lmao.
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>>54555124
Thats what shes afraid of. She knows all they see is this bitch that used them to kill a demon and left them to die, but she really wished they could make the smart choice and gtfo.
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>>54555152

I thought it was pretty great when Liliana revealed she was here for a demon, and Jace started to defend her, and Chandra called him out for thinking with his dick.
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Has any hint been given as to why Bolas shitwrecked his own plane full of thousands of loyal worshipers who would have been happy to keep his zombie factory running and producing reinforcements for years to come? Was it just for fun?
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>>54555191
Well, the obvious answer is bad writing.
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>>54555191
Yeh. He's been waiting for 60+ years to get his terminators ready, and after the Alara fiasco, I'm sure he was happy to get to wreck a plane for funsies
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>>54555191
There's nothing of use on Amonkhet outside of the lazotep mines. Maybe it was all mined? Maybe he didn't trust the inhabitants to continue toiling for him once he showed up in person to collect his army? Maybe there's some unrelated reason?

He can still ship dead bodies back to Amonkhet and eternalize them there if he needs to. He just needs an operational planar gate.
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>>54555254
>Maybe he didn't trust the inhabitants to continue toiling for him once he showed up in person to collect his army?

Seems the correct answer. There were already dissenters before he showed up and it seems the afterlife promised them was not remotely close to being eternalized and used as his personal interplanar army. No reason to expect the inhabitants of Amonkhet to keep mindlessly worshipping him.
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>>54555191
the gatewatch intruded on the plane
this was apparently at least somewhat predicted because at the end of the story Tezz knew Bolas would be fighting them
my guess is that this intrusion on the plane basically meant that the factory was going to cease working no matter what end was reached and that it was better for bolas to try to maximize the number of soldiers he could get out of it. So he just killed everyone he could
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Don't have much time to read this, does Bolas kill any of the gatewatch?
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>>54555320
He absolutely decimates their egos
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>>54555320
Fuck you, read it yourself
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>>54555254

He can Eternalize all the people he wants, but without the Cartouches they will just be fancy zombies as opposed to highly trained warrior terminators. The Cartouches keep parts of the person's who wore them memory, and it was set up for the Eternals to be 5 specific traits that make them as deadly as they are.
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>>54555254
>>54555244
>>54555229
>>54555191

it makes sense to say that since the factory was going to run with the number he wanted, it was safer to get rid of unreliable thinking creatures that could have, even at a low chance, caused problems.

It's still a shame from many perspective.I am not a big fan of villains who are destructive and inflict suffering for no good reason other than the writers wanting the readers to be unable to symphatize with the villain.

Given the amazing control he had on Amonkhet he could have very well let it survive and keep serving him... what is he up to? doesn't he like worshippers?
he literally let 5 planeswalker live, that are more dangerous than the entire plane of amonkhet.
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>>54555335
Well that's disappointing we need more planeswalker deaths.

>>54555341
Kiss my arse
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Any hint why Bolas released the Eldrazi other than to piss on Ugin's grave?
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>>54553664
>Unstable Urza Planeswalker
>Ultimate: rip the card in half and drop the two pieces onto the battlefield. Any permanent the top half lands on is destroyed.
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>>54554867
I'm a bit new to MTG, so forgive me if I'm mistaken, but aren't Elder Dragons the most powerful beings in the multiverse? And aren't planeswalkers without question examples of the most powerful members of their respective species? To top this off Bolas's spark ignited back when planeswalkers were essentially a consciousness given form through mana with almost unlimited access to mana.

To call Bolas a god is an understatement. Oketra and Hazoret are gods, Mogis and Atheros are gods, Bolas is a member of a race so ancient and powerful that they could move through the multiverse and shape planes of existence without being planeswalkers. The average member of Bolas's race was able to do things that were considered near the limits for planeswalkers. Bolas is a being who has likely tasted infinite power and will stop at nothing to obtain that power once again.

The entire point of Bolas in my opinion is that there will always be some threat to the multiverse. You cannot defeat Bolas, you can oppose him, you can disrupt his plans, but you cannot defeat him. You just have to hope that vigilance is enough.
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>>54555373
Ehh, not as good as that chaotic confetti card or whatever it was called.
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>>54555393
Haha, no. There were 5 Elder Dragons initially, and while all of them were exceedingly powerful, none of them were planeswalkers. They were the most powerful wizards of their time, yes, but they were only Elder Dragons because they were first.
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>>54555393
A-anon...
Emrakul can wreck Bolas. And before you go >muh channel fireball, it was a 1 in a million deus ex machina not possible on any other plane
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So why did Bontu get BOLAS'D?
Wouldn't it make sense for Bolas to keep her around? She was willing to go along with anything as long as it brought her glory, just take her along with Locustfag and Scarabfag.
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>>54555415
Maybe exile instead of destroy?
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>>54555426
Bolas simply engineers a plane where he can do the same for even less Mana and teams up with Nahiri to call Emmy there and roasts her
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>>54555349
Five planeswalkers who actively hate him are no threat, but somehow five gods who love and obey him unconditionally are a threat.

I think maybe Bolas isn't smart, guys.
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>>54555356
Theory: There are a few planeswalkers that pose a threat to Bolas, possibly including Ugin. The release of the Eldrazi ensured some of them, definitely including Ugin, would be focused on the Eldrazi instead of Bolas, who has intentionally kept a low profile over the past few decades.

One can assume Bolas avoided being conspicuous for a reason, I think that reason has to do with not being as confident as he would like to be in his powers after the Alara incident.
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>>54555435
Never trust a traitor. Bolas knows that, because he is usually the traitor
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>>54555425
>none of them were planeswalkers
At least one of them became a planeswalker.
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>>54555471
>Nipple Bolas
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>>54555468
Eh, he probably could've just done whatever he did to the 3 old gods to keep her loyal forever. No reason to throw away a perfectly functional god.
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>>54555426
lol, oldwalker sorin soloed emrakul,ulamog and kozilek, even in his post mending form bolas could easily deal with it.
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>>54555575
Sorin soloed them as a distraction, he barely harmed them
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>>54555435
Bolas doesn't typically tolerate free will if he has a choice. Also why does he need Bontu? His three gods wrecked their five gods.
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>>54555589
He weakened all 3 of them at once enough to be entrapped, he could've slain them if he wanted to do so.
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>>54555349
>I am not a big fan of villains who are destructive and inflict suffering for no good reason other than the writers wanting the readers to be unable to symphatize with the villain.
Too bad last story made us sympathize with Bolas, if we weren't already
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>>54555349
How can you not sympathize with Bolas. He wrecked the Jacetice League and broke them apart so that we are spared from future Chandra/Nissa dialogues
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Since when has Ral Zarek been involved with Bolas? What's Ral doing for him?
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>>54555734
He's fixing the planar bridge
His progress is slow on purpose
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>>54551564
He's been around in lore for a few years now, as I recall. They published a short comic strip between Mirrodin Besieged and New Phyrexia where they showed off Liliana's backstory, and the Raven Man who's been hanging out in her head before she even ignited her spark.
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>>54555688
>>54555705
oh i did cheer for Bolas because i am absolutely ecstatic about the GW being REKT and shut down for once.

But now i am running out of excuses for claiming Bolas is a DINDU who is just acting to his own benefit.
I just personally enjoy and sympathize more for a villain who does evil for its cause, but doesn't just go on a murderspree with no (very) good justification.
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>>54555478
New walker in Unstable.
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>tfw all of the gods on Amonkhet die except for one
>she loses and arm
A-at least the plane isn't completely destroyed r-right guys...
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>>54556095
The only safe haven in the entire plane is demolished, and the survivors have been chased off into a desert full of abominations, where all who die become mindless undead.
It's over pal.
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>>54555341
To be fair, most of the story shorts/chapters are pretty bland. Feels like the authors are really hamstrung by guidelines and it saps all the flavor from the writing. It's very dry.

And this is without addressing questionable content choices.
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>>54555356
Artbook apparently says he did it to see if a bunch of planeswalkers would band together against them.
And pissing on Ugin's grave is a reward all its own.
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>>54556126
So basically the setting is now Egyptian themed Walking Dead. Dude return to Ahmonket could be magic Mad Max.
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>>54555425
There were more than 5. There was an entire Elder Dragon empire. Then said empire kind of fell to infighting
The five from Legends are the five that SURVIVED the empire - four siblings and their cousin.
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>>54556126
Bolas said the plane was already doomed before he took over. That whole die and turn into zombies thing probably fucked up 90% of Amonkhet before Bolas ever showed his face.
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>>54554394
If he goes to dominaria i hope he meets the kamahlite druids
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>>54556095
RIP Catmom
At least JackalPerv is still alive to perv on the survivors.

And at least she's still playable in standard, unlike Catmom. Double RIP.
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>>54556268

>Miserable lives that would soon have ended anyway ended just a bit sooner, with a touch more violence.

It seems more like he's justifying their deaths because by the standards of an immortal elder Dragon, their lives were just a blink of the eye anyways.
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>>54554455
What do you mean 'if'? You don't know?
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Tangential lore question: what kind of magic does Tamiyo use?
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>>54556197
>return to Ahmonket could be magic Mad Max
>Survivors riding in makeshift caravans made by Samut bringing tech and shit from other planes
>Bolas' hordes of Eternals hunting down survivors while also having to deal with roaming zombies
>Nicky B. just chilling on his throne, fiddling with his thumbs while waiting for the Planar Bridge to get built
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>>54551019
>"I have fought against thousands of generals, thousands of tacticians and strategists and battle masterminds. You might be the worst."

BY GOD, HOW CAN ANY MAN WITHSTAND SUCH ROASTING
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>>54556378
A kind of Scroll Magic
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>>54556373
This was said before the announcement.

"The problem with Dominaria is that it's too unfocused," "If we ever go back to Dominaria, we're giving it a stronger focus and theme," etc.
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>>54556378
Story Magic.
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>>54556363
It's just a matter of time before Amonkhet becomes completely devoid of life.
Hazoret can't prevent the Curse of Wandering, and the few survivors sure as fuck won't last too long with shit like this roaming around. Combine that with Bolas' Eternals, demons, wild beasts, and a plethora of other things born only to fuck you in the ass.
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>>54556378
She uses story magic. Like, one scroll tells a story about a person who hides themselves from others to make herself look like an important figure, then she uses a story about a myr who finds inner peace to heal Jace's crazies.
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>>54555426
She could probably beat him in a straight fight, but he is too smart for that
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>>54556413
I don't know if that's cool or retarded.
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>>54556390
>>54556400
>>54556413
Cool, thanks. Wanted to draw her using magic and wasn't really sure how to visualize her tap mechanics. Floating kanji runes and scrolls it is.
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>>54556525
m8...
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>>54556491
It's cooler than "eyes glow blue, stare for a while, then get minedwiped"
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>>54556491
That's no more retarded than magic being fueled by memories, feelings, and land is it? A story being fuel for magic is no different than a wizard reading jibberish in a book and doing magic, is it?
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>>54555590
It's still a spare god he could throw at something
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>>54556562
>>54556545
>>54556545
Not really, has any form of combat the faster and immediate it is the better, writing down a story to be able to cast later is dumb.
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>>54556542
I saw that as magical record keeping, not "tap target creature". But yeah, I'll be using that as reference as well.
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>>54556580
But it's not. It shows that the weilder has plans and contingencies. They know what they want to do and how to do it.
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What kind of magic could a RUG planeswalker use that is not just generic shamanism?
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>>54556650
Chaotic psuedoscience magic.
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>>54551955
>Her fingers twitched toward the Veil. "I'm going to kill you, Bolas. I will see you die and then reanimate your corpse to—"

>"Oh, please," Nicol Bolas cut her off.

I'd honestly do the same.
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>>54555620
No he couldn't.

Sorin and Nahiri together canonically couldn't defeat just Ulamog.
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>>54556188
is there a screenshot or something of that claim?
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>>54556650
Shapeshifting/Polymorph magic and Land Animation can (in various forms) fall under those colors.

They also do a lot of copying (Riku of Two Reflections), uncounterability (the exact form varies by color but they all get a little) and cheating in spells for free (Maelstrom Wanderer/Cascade effects)
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>>54554633
Imagine if there was a Khans style world that had one of the factions pray to a god/pantheon of gods believed to live on some distant but colossal mountain across the sea/on a plateau/isolated in some other way. The religion is the primary focus of the faction but not the block as a whole.

Fast forward a few blocks and we get a Theros style block from the perspective of the other side of the sea. A castaway from not-Khans shows up and his mind is fucking blown. Multiple settings on the same plane could be dope.
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>>54556650
Rapid age manipulation.
Storms (wind, snow, and lighting move through those colors to a degree).
Direct damage.
Retrieving/reviving instants, sorceries, and creatures.
Double casting instants, sorceries, and creatures.
Flash and redirect.
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>>54551887
UG Jace could work with the idea that Green cares about the past, with Jace finally trying to learn who he is and where he came from
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>>54556932
but nissa is already gone UG so that sounds unlikely unfortunately.
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>>54556978
>GB Nissa never
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>>54556410
>>54556126

The only safe haven we know. They are probably going to find another.
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>>54552552
>going all Spartacus?

Followed soon by complaints of "they're doing ANOTHER "plucky rebels tear down the big mean government" story"?
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>>54551019
Okay, so Nicol Bolas has Tezzeret as his UB underling, and Ral Zarek as his UR underling. That still leaves room for a BR underling. Is it time for best boy to make his triumphant return?
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>>54557154
What if
get this
What if the government is defeated, not by the rebellious gladiators, but by other government officials?
>>54557202
Tibbers is bad at being a conniving villain. All he knows is how to dress bad and burn good
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>>54557251
Sounds like excellent underling material.
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>>54557251
>All he knows is how to dress bad and burn good
That's literally the exact opposite of what he's good and bad at, though.
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When do I get my Black/Red Chandra that's angry about being betrayed by that old hag slut and wants the world to burn?
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>>54557348
Last block, when Chandra got overzealous and accidentally blew up an entire block full of innocents, killing Nissa in the process, finally making her realize that her impetuousness is a threat to her and everyone around her and realizing that Liliana is responsible for this situation to begin with, as well as realizing that the consulate that went after her for being a pyromancer when she was young was put into place to prevent the very catastophe she just caused.

It was a really great story, you should have read it.
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>>54557113
Keep in my that Bolas reshaped the plane when he got there. I doubt he'd let such a thing slip by.
If anything, another potential safe haven is another potential source of Eternals.
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>>54557202
Best boy coming through
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>>54557440
No, fuck you, Daretti will not be a bad guy.
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>>54557471
>implying Bolas is a bad guy
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>>54557391
This story would have been better than the one we got.
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>>54556728
They had no clue how they could defeat the eldrazi because killing their planar forms lets them roam wild in the blind eternities. They were explicitly trapping them on the plan until they had another plan. Which they never did.

That's why Ugin is so mad at Jace.
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Is dark ritual standard legal? Gatherer is down before the shit talk begins.
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>>54557659
http://magiccards.info/query?q=Dark+Ritual&v=card&s=cname

Survey says no.
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>>54557536
I would love someone or something to force Chandra to learn some new tricks. They give her twincast abilities and exile abilities, and they've printed her on Seal of Fire and that artifact mass removal spell, but does she ever use non-fire spells in the stories?

I have this headcannon that in a timeline where Fate Reforged didn't bring Ugin back, Sorin learns she can cast his magic, and forced her to get less shit so someone can rematerialize the eldrazi for capture.
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>>54557659
No
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>>54557659
This is the story thread
Dark ritual hasn't been legal for ages
Out of all the formats, it is the least legal in Standard
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>>54557659
no fucking no.how is it even a question?

it's legal in penny dreadful however.
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Kami Planeswalker when
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>>54557670
I hope something in all this causes a switch to flip. She's easily the most immature of the group (she's like a child comparatively so it makes sense). The story seemingly went out of its way to show Chandra as inept and way out of her league, even compared to the rest of the group. And she knows it. She should have stayed and learned with the masters.

The last block resolved her family life but she didn't really grow from it at all. She's still a cycle of "burn things" and "anger".
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>>54557682
It's a question bcuz it just got reprinted in amonket asshole
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>>54557659
Has Dark Ritual been printed in non-masterpiece form in any of the following sets: Battle for Zendikar, Oath of the Gatewatch, Shadows Over Innistrad, Eldritch Moon, Kaladesh, Aether Revolt, Amonkhet, or Hour of Devastation?
Considering the last time it was printed in a nonsupplemental format was in Mercadian Masques, the answer is 'no'
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>>54557767
because force of will and daze are standard legal too right?
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>>54557754
>The story
Which story? Every story so far you mean?
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>>54557670

It'd be kinda cool if Chandra figured out she wasn't just fire, but the manipulation of the excitement of matter or something. She instinctively know how to use this to make fire, but with practice and training she can use to create lightning, or even remove energy from a system to freeze stuff.
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>>54557784
>prints ultra rares that can't be played in the format they push

>>54557754
There's a certain sad realism to that. A lot of people don't change when good things happen to them, but rather when bad shit wrecks their view of themselves of their comfort. I don't give the writers that much credit, but if the next set she's in does give her an arc and change her overall attitude you can pretend the writers are conpetant.
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>>54557826
>Chandra using Cryomancy
Holy fuckkkkk
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Whoever wrote hour of devastation is a retarded baby, it's done so poorly
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I want retelling's of bolas exploits. in more detail than the wiki gives like that malfegor story earlier in the thread
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>>54557826
>reverse Iceman
I kind of want this now. Have her run to an icey plane and have to rely on local mana and magic for some plot reason and bam! Ice blasts and energy thievery. Stealing counters from creatures and players could get interesting.
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>>54557917
Izzet Chandra that utilizes Snow Covered Mountains? Sign me up!

Return of Snow Covered Mountains? Sign me up!
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>>54557988
>Liking snow-covered X
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>>54556545

Jace is like the living embodiment of Professor X memes.

"This guy is dangerous! Ill read his mind, and-AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGG!"
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>>54557754
I mean, they cant literally xhange how she acts. Thats just kind of her brand. Shes the red headed firecracker that acts before thinking. I think spotloghting her personal issues and showing her changing relationships is plenty. I dont think its feasible for them to drastically change a character they want to focus on when something like Magic is meant to go on indefinitely. Even Nissa's shift to blue feels very underplayed and emphasized, and I wouldnt be wholly surprised if she was just blue for this block. Once theyre ready to ditch Chandra they may have her go through a big change like Garruk but that doesnt seem too likely to happen anytime soon. Chandra is one of the favorites afaik
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>>54558099
I think Chandra is only popular because most people don't read the stories and her flavor text/art make her seem competent. If all her flavor text was her just <screaming obscenities> like in the stories she'd probably get as much hate as Jace
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>>54557988
Ice can be mono red, anon. In fact most elementalism is red.
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>>54554056
Second
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>>54557917
>>54557973

One of the things that pops up in MtG Lore is that accessing Mana through Mana Bonds can be like memory, and there's been atleast two times where Chandra has used the memory of swimming in a lake to calm her down before she literally exploded. I think that would give her an avenue for exploring Blue Mana, and given her Pryomancy it would make sense for her to work on both extremes, ice and fire.
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>>54557613
>They had no clue how they could defeat the eldrazi because killing their planar forms lets them roam wild in the blind eternities.

No, this is before Ugin showed up and started giving direction. Sorin and Nahiri were going for the kill at that point.
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>>54558219
Oh right my bad
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>>54554707
i need this for the sick mtg maymays.
>i-it wasn't supposed to be this way bros!
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>>54557988
You can have red cold stuff. Such as in Kamigawa.
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>>54558099
You don't have to completely overhaul her to change her branding. Just set up an arc, have her go through it, and hire writers that aren't garbage and read all the accumulated notes on her.

>after Chandra's defeat she runs home to Kaladesh
>trying to help and get herself in a good mood, she tries to stop some criminals or some shit (dragons maybe) not realizing how her mood has lessened her control
>collateral damage makes her feel worse, and she runs
>on some other plane she has the opportunity to help someone else, fights her internal monologue, and eventually does, displaying a new level of control/strategy
>returns to Kaladesh, being mature enough to face the problem she caused, but is still the "impulsive redhead" marketing keeps printing

Keep her childish but less dumb, headstrong and confident but less rash and reckless. Serialized TV has small changes to character across years that allow people to pick up the show and immediately understand a characters archetype while giving nods and payoff to the watchers that remember two years ago.
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>>54552552
This... this could work. He's so consumed by guilt and frustration that I could very well see him seeking death in the pits, too ashamed to kill himself. I'd be down for a good handful of articles of good old-fashioned skull-cracking.

I'm really happy with how they split the Gatewatch. After being forced to shove Kaladesh in front of Bolas so Hasbro could use him to pad the new fiscal year's numbers, it's been solely overdue. Still sad that we're not gonna get the original idea of separate teams for a while, but hopefully we can get some proper development of each walker during the downtime.
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>>54554936
Don't fight it.

>dat 0/4
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>>54558274
Im not wuite sure I get whst you mean. You just want her to do something that shows ecolution like, once or aomething to show she's capable of it? I feel like weve already seen that. Thats why shes sort of fallen for Nissa. She taught her how to access her inner peace in her anger and she has used this technique to not nuke herself and take Baral with her after he really pissed her off.
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>>54558099
Nissa's personality went complete 180 off-screen
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>>54556580
>Loading a gun to shoot later is dumb compared to just punching someone
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>>54558714
Sure but the difference it is they were writing her on, not off.
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Holy shit this chapter was fucking amazing.

It's nice to see that they acknowledged how bullshit the Gatewatch's success was and how Bolas was basically every reader of the lore posts.
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>>54558962
>IT'S OVER BROS, THE GATEWATCH IS FINISHED
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>>54551019
Is it just me or would it be hilarious if the Gatewatch took his shittalking about joining seriously?
> Oath of Bolas
> "I solemnly swear I am up to no good"
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>>54559042
This is basically like the 2 year time skip they did for One Piece where they all split up, trained and came back way stronger.
And still bullshitted things just as much.
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>>54552003
Fuck off chandere.
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>>54559055
Should be a card in Unstable
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>>54551019

>That entire story

I'm now content that we had those years of the Gatewatch forced down our throats just to see them get completely dunked on by my boy Nicky B.
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>>54558962
This is just the second act of the story where things start to go bad for the protagonists. It's not really anything noteworthy, as every Hollywood movie ever follows the exact same structure. WotC hasn't really acknowledged anything yet.
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>>54559496
Bolas literally said himself that their previous victories were unjustified and pure luck. That's basically the writer agreeing that the previous stuff were dumb wins for them.
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>>54559544
>Bolas literally said
Of course Bolas would say that. He's the villain. He's supposed to talk smack.
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>>54559574
Well, he didn't SAY it, he thought it. Him talking the same shit about them that everyone has for the past 2 years isn't a mere coincidence.
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>>54559615
What the fuck would you expect Bolas to think of them? That they're great little chaps who sure put in a lot of effort?

Look, when the story is written from Bolas' perspective it's only natural that we'd get to see what he thinks about the Gatewatch, and of course he's gonna think of them as undeserving. He's Nicol Bolas. To him, everyone who isn't him is undeserving.
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>>54559699
Well, there was the part where he was kind of hoping that they'd have a plan better than 'you illusion him, you fire him, you zombie him, you elemental him, you punch him' and then being disappointed when that was exactly their plan.
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>>54553885
Anon, Chandra is supposed to be in her mid-late 20's, same as Jace.
She just acts like a tween spaz.
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>that fight with Neheb in part 7
That was the biggest disappointment of my life. You can't just kill the coolest character on the plane like that.
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