How does your character like their eggs?

>>54533715
Fertilized

>>54533715
Screaming.

>>54533715
Banging against her chin, like you're mom

>>54533715
Thrice baked and served with a side of JUSTICE!

>>54533715
Depends on the setting. Also, stop playing DnD.

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>>54533715
Inside the chicken.

Contemplative

>>54533715
In the morning.

I like mine with a kiss.

Adverts.

>>54533715
What do people call eggs done like these? I was raised with them called 'Chinese Eyeballs', but my girlfriend yells at me everytime I say that.

>>54534116
Over here in the Midwest, we've always called them eggs-in-a-basket.

>>54533715

You don't have to tell me, but y-you have to eat all of them.

>>54534116
I've heard them as either >>54534125 or Birds in a Nest.
My Grandmother referred to them as Hobo Eggs, and that's what I call them, too. Think it had something to do with her living through the Great Depression.

>>54534116
Frogs in a hole over down under

>>54534116
One-eyed jack.

>>54533715
>what are eggs

>>54533715
Eggs over easy hash browns and toast

>>54534116
They were called hole-in-ones when my mom made them

>>54533715
Over-hard.

>>54533715
Poached in broth as a component of a soup, with a still-runny yolk - as God intended.

>>54534116
My dad calls them "egg in a hole"

>>54534116
Growing up my mom made that dish as a sandwich with the fried egg hole bread in the middle between two other slices of bread as a sandwich

She always called it a "Hole in the Head"

>>54533715
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>54534116
Moon over [location]

Banned in Modern

incubated, raised, beheaded, plucked, cut up, put on a grill and then put onto a bun.

>>54539772
why are you doing this?

>>54539772
>>54539938
Fun fact, Adventure Time made a clear reference to this in one of the latest episodes...

>>54535753
my melanin rich brethren

that's my breakfast most days before work

>>54534116
I had never had eggs made that way until about seven or eight years ago, and then they were called peak-a-boo eggs.

>>54533715
He doesn't

>>54534116
Bullseye's.

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>>54533715
Raw eggs in a glass.

He's training up, hoping that a boxing club will accept him despite him being too poor to pay for it.

>>54535753
over medium > over easy

Scrambled in heaving quantities

>>54542885
>over medium > over easy

Good taste. Over easy is a great way to get yolk all over yourself.

>>54534116
Eggs in a basket

>>54533715
Powdered.

>>54533754
fpbp

>>54539802
Moon over [calendar month]

>>54543010
>reaction image of face contorted in the way that can only be described as eldritch and inhuman.jpg

>>54539984
hahaha wow! epic! so in touch!
kys

>>54542942
Not if you sop it up with the toast

>>54534116
forkdoodlers

>>54534116
My dad always called it cyclops toast.

Scrambled, but convinced only her familiar can cook them right.

All she does is use less butter.

>>54533715
Scrambled and packed with spices.

Either that or sliced on a herring and green onion sandwich.

>>54533715

On a bacon cheese burger with hasbrowns for breakfast.

>>54533715
Over easy, on top of a slice or two of cheese, which is itself resting on a bed of fried mashed potatoes.
Gravy is optional.

>>54533715
BLT topped with an egg over easy on dark multigrain toast
There is not, nor ought there be, a better sandwich.

french omelette

>>54534116
My family called the toad-in-the-holes, but I know that that's actually the name of a different starchy egg dish.

But what I want to know is why they're called Chinese eyeballs? I've always thought that the fact that white people say we have "almond eyes" was kind of bizarre since Asian peoples' eyes are less almond shaped than white peoples', but these are completely round. What makes them Chinese? Sliced bread isn't really a Chinese thing either. Neither is fried eggs. You probably don't know, but I'd really like to know where the name comes from.

>>54544469
>you best put cheese on that negro

>>54533715
Raw

>>54533715

Over easy with a side of bread to soak up dat yolk

>>54544564
>dammit I take my negros scrambled, as you damn well know!
Who puts cheese on a negro anyway, that's just foolish and a waste of cheese.

>>54533715
Raw, as a cleric of the nature goddess he doesn't believe in cooked food. Wont even eat bread.