Cursed Items thread

>>54532066

>Ring of Friend Saying
The ring is cursed and the wearer of the ring can only say "Friend", "Friends", "Buddy", "Bro", "Brah" or "Bruh".

Candor Lantern

An old unassuming candle lantern made of brass. The wax inside never melts away and when lit the lantern spurs to life, leading whoever lit it to whatever their heart desires most.

Lunchbox that eats your lunch.
Alternatively, lunchbox mimic.

An on screen keyboard that inserts believable typos into your messages after you send them.

Back Scratcher of Dissatisfaction
Use it to scratch your back. Your itch immediately disappears, but a slightly more annoying itch appears elsewhere after a few minutes.

>>54532226
Alternatively a lunchbox that turns your lunch into rats when you close it

Bag of Molding.
Wings of Frying.
Boots of Sliding and Slipping
Bag of one trick

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>>54532066
Zagig's Band of the Gender Shifter
Unlike the Girdle of masculinity/femininity made by the Greyhawk spell of Zagig's Gender shift, the Band of the Gender Shifter is a cursed item that affects the like of all transmutation spells, extraordinarily abilities and spell-like abilities when they occur, incurring the risk of the user's gender changing whenever such a spell is detected by the band being used or cast, being resisted by only a save equivalent to one's CL for the transmutation spell cast. In addition to this, any user of such powers will incur a save or they will become nauseated or confused for 1d10 rounds in a stupor from the double layered transformation Both of self and gender.

Cat boots: make your movement almost silent, but if someone sees you, it sounds like little bells when you move

>>54532066
>Necklace of the not!Wendigo
Gives you strenght and endurance but slowly you start to hear voices and hunger-cramps that can't be satiated with normal food. After a month of use, you became a cannibal and sometimes even a vampire.

The Best Book Ever
A book titled "The Best Book Ever", you literally can't put it down. Because it's stuck to your hand. It's a pretty good book, though you're not quite sure it's the best ever.

A sword that turns the wielder's greatest desire into extreme power. That desire will never be fulfilled. Those who desire nothing cannot wield or be harmed by the sword.

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>>54532066

I got a nice set of courses

A Shield which can block all incoming damage, but at sunrise/set all the damage will hit the user of the shield at the time it blocked the damage.

A sword which can not be put away until it kills somebody... not something.

A ring which staves of death, but will take on fifth of your orginal vitality each time.

Also boots of sneaking which silence your sounds, except to deaf people.

Also also: pic of best cursed item.