Which one would you serve?

Khorne.

I appreciate honesty and straightforwardness between a master and a servant.

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Nurgle, so my current body issues won't kill me or hurt me anymore. Also he can eat my despair.

>>54530778
>778
>that post
>my life
JUST

Probably Slaanesh, just like art, music, food, wine and depravity too much

>>54530778
Nurgle also loves you and cares for you, whereas the other three will either use you for senseless slaughter, depravity, or their 'justasplanned' games and will inevitably eat your soul

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>>54530809
But your senses will be so dulled that anything not neon bright will appear grey, you cant hear anything not TURNED UP TO 11, you cant taste food anymore, you cant get drunk anymore, and your penis has to be stabbed with flaming electroprobes to even get a hard on.
On a side not Papa Nurgle loves everyone and simply wishes to embrace us in his love

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>>54530813
Thanks for the kind words, Ku'Gath. I'll be a tree in that garden someday, just you wait for me

I choose the secret box.
The secret box is Malal

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>>54530696
>papa nurgle vs roid rage god, just according to keikaku, literally degeneracy the god

This is a pretty easy choice.

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>>54530902
Can i choose the second mystery box.

>>54530696
Tzeentch. Because someone has to change things up.

Slaanesh alltheway

Sex, drugs, excess food. What's not to like.


>>54531148
Holy shit is that a heldrado mini converted to a laughing god?
Tell me who made it.

Tzeentch is best if you have no ambition.

Nurgle is best if you don't care about being corrupted and not yourself (cause that's what it takes to accept the fact that you are a floating pile of shit).

Unless you are Kharn-tier when it comes to fighting, don't bother with Khorne. You'll just die and become a skull stuck under a pile of other skulls for all eternity.

Slaanesh is great until it goes too far. But that's the thing--it's Slaanesh. It's gonna go too far no matter how you try it.

>>54530696
I wanna fuck and get fucked by hot demons, so the choice is pretty fucking easy

>>54531476
>Tzeentch is best if you have no ambition.
>Tzeentch
>No Ambition
Wat.

>>54531518
You're not the one saying 'Just as planned' my guy, Tzeentch is
You are the chess piece, not the dude moving them

>>54531518
You're the forgotten employee. All the sorcerors and lords of change are all focused on their plots and shit. You're the random servant that gets all their scrolls and shit. You make yourself somehow indispensable yet completely unimportant. They keep you around because they are too absorbed in their quests to care about killing you or even messing with you.

More than that, you don't care about being messed with. Totally Zen, no-fucks-given ever about anything at all. Even Tzeentch doesn't bother any more. At the end of the day, he's a troll--he needs an emotional investment from the target to get anything meaningful out of tearing down their hopes and dreams. If you have no hopes, dreams, fears, or cares, he just doesn't bother.

Meanwhile you can just hang out and become a daemon or do whatever. Who gives a damn anyways? You certainly don't.

>>54530696
Kinda like blue but also red's not bad. O'd proably go with purple pussy. Never liked green, sorry.

>>54530696
66.6% of all souls who see Slaanesh immediately are bound in worship to them.

>>54530902
that's just the emperor

>>54530696
In Khorne's brutality, there is solidarity.

In Nurgle's decay, there is compassion.

In Slaanesh's hedonism, there is aesthetics.

In Tzeentch's ambition, there is hope.

Chaos Undivided, all the way.

I would serve Khorn breaded and pan fried with tomatoes and mayo on a Kaiser roll with a side order of steamed broccoli.

>>54530696

>Khorne worshippers end up a skull under his throne at best
>Nurgle worshippers end up rotting piles of putrid flesh who care about nothing but also feel nothing
>Slaanesh worshippers push things too far and end up being soul-tortured and mad with pain

Tzeentch is the lesser of four evils. With his gifts, you might end up pretty powerful, and even though it is Tzeentch that pulls the strings, you do not see it. So yeah.

>>54532335
>even though it is Tzeentch that pulls the strings, you do not see it.

Tzeentch-bashers don't get this. Tzeentch doesn't remove your free will or take away your agency. Anything you'd do anyways, whether you serve him or not, is all part of his plans. The fact that serving him well means you more likely have a positive place in his plans gives motivation to serve him, and all you need to do is keep doing whatever drew his attention to you in the first place, which if you drew his attention, you were going to do either way.

>>54531440
That conversion's been on 1d4chan since 2010. The OG converter went unnamed without revealing anything else, so assume he died.

If everything is as Tzeentch planned, then logically aren't I already serving him?

I'd pick Slaanesh, Nurgle would pick me.
Sloth is my mortal sin of choice, but lust runs a close second.

>>54532431
Can't have a good game of chess if all the pieces are on one side, can you?

>>54532431
That is indeed what he'd like you to hink

>>54532431
A good strategy accounts for the actions of those not on your side as well.

>>54530696
khorne

I am weak, he will make me strong or kill me trying.

Khorne, so I'd be so angry that I won't even care about anything else anymore

Necoho, but it do not exists, so no one

You're all going to fucking die

So just go with Nurgle who represents acceptance of that fact

>>54530696
Slaanesh, because if a god is going to bully you it may as well be lewd bullying.

>>54530696
When Slaanesh looks at my Deviantart favorites I'll get my own demonworld.

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>>54530696
The Emperor

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>>54530696
Khorne. Process of elimination more than anything.

>Nurgle
The absolute worst. I despise loss of sensation, I'd rather feel the burning pain of a sore throat than take a lazenge.

>Tzeentch
Hate overly complex planning and not the manipulative sort.

>Slaanesh
Indulgence and heightened sensitivity seem nice, but the self-obsessed bullshit and preening would piss me off. Also I don't take any form of drugs and do basically nothing in excess.

Tzeentch, because I'm a hopeful guy.
And I can actually marry someone and not look like crap.
Tzeentch followers can have somewhat happy and "normal" lives

Slaanesh, no questions asked. Nurgle wants you to give up on yourself, to just accept the world as it comes. Tzeentch wants you to change for the sake of changing, to throw out the bad and the good just for the sake of being different. But Slaanesh wants you to push yourself, to be the best you can be and have the best life you can live. Slaanesh is the god of winners.

Khorne isn't even worth mentioning.

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>>54537127
>Winners

>>54537157
Maybe it autocorrected from "wieners."

>>54530696
Probably Nurgle.
Live in peace in the garden. The beauty of decay and all that.

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>>54537157
>>54537241
To elaborate, slaanesh is the god of obsession with perfection. In striving so hard to be perfect you become unable to connect with any people, and withdraw from reality.

It's the reason for why all slaanesh followers are drug addicted losers.

Compared to the other gods who are far more grounded, which means that they can somewhat connect with normal people.

Everyone feels anger, ambition, and despair. Very little are obsessed with perfection, which is why slaanesh is the weakest chaos god

Slaanesh is the god of fantasies

>>54530696
Probably Chaos Undivided, I like Khorne the most but if I dedicated myself to him completely then I'd most likely turn into an angry retard who charges the front lines with zero regards for tactics or strategy.

>>54537241
laughed harder than I should have

>>54537307
I figured Slaanesh was the weakest because the others have a 30 millennium head start. It's stated the others are worried by how fast she's growing in power.

>>54537380
How the heck is she growing? Only nobles have the resources to live a slaanesh life style.

Ambition, anger and despair are far stronger emotions, and don't require large amounts of money to participate in

>>54530696
Papa nurgle

>>54530696
Malice

>>54537411
Because nobody's ever satisfied. Everyone's always got things they want - to live another day, to eat another meal, for a good night's sleep, for the pain to stop. Ambition, anger, and despair are all founded on desire - desire plus a plan to satisfy it, desire plus an obstacle to satisfying it, desire plus an insurmountable obstacle to satisfying it. Ultimately, desire is the true face of all life - no matter what we get, we'll always want more.

>>54537506
I would say that ambition ties more into being satisfied than perfection.

Ambition is what you are willing to do to satisfy yourself.

Perfection is never being satisfied.

>>54530778

Right here with you buddy.
Grandfather Nurgle will be there for us all.

>>54530778
I to wish to feel his loving embrace, brother.

>>54531616
Nice headcannon

>>54537411

Are you implying common citizens can't indulge in sick and twisted hedonistic pleasures? Most serial rapists, drug dealers, and spree killers aren't rich enough to qualify as nobility.

>>54530696

I love decadence, I often consider myself the smartest person in the room, I get easily angered, and I'm lazy. Can I have all four daddies?

>>54530696
I would fall to Slaanesh fast and hard, like Fulgrim.


I am kinda "pretty" in the same way...
I truly wish I wasn't.

>>54530696

Basing this on my failings in real life I'd have to say I'd fall to Slaanesh, or maybe Khorne, but probably Slaanesh.

Not because that would be the one I would choose willingly necessarily, I'd not choose any of them if I could help it, but I know myself. Despite being religious and believing in a system of morals I fuck up regularly. Specifically, despite believing it will probably get me sent to hell I just can't resist pussy.

So in a universe where Slaanesh existed despite knowing that it would fuck me over in the long run I don't think I would be able to resist the temptation to debauche myself, and once you get a taste and they've got their hooks in you you're pretty much fucked as I understand it. So yeah, Slaanesh. Fuck.

>>54538755
Yea but those people aren't the meat of the population, simply the outcasts of society.

For slaanesh to be growing at an outstanding rate requires there to be more s&m fans then fighters, planners or accepters

>>54538894
And an attention whore to boot, you'll fit right in

>>54530696
either korn because i fantasize about killing or slaanesh because I have a TG fetish.

>>54539345
>slaanesh
>expansion
only thing I can think of is breast/ass expansion

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>When it took you ~6 years to realise that the Khornite symbol is supposed to be a skull

Well fuck, I'm definitely not smart enough for Tzeentch

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>People pick Slaanesh
Why would you follow a fickle bitch who could turn you to chaos spawn for catching her eyes while she's in a bad mood?

>>54539996
Fuck

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>>54530696
chaos undivided

>>54540461
>implyging any chaos god wouldn't turn you into a chaos spawn just for ______________ while they're in a bad mood (N.B. bad mood is optional)

>>54540546
Slaanesh is mentioned as notably more fickle than the others, even daemon princes can be fucked for basically no reason.

>>54539996
Oh my god

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>>54530862
While it's well-drawn, I kinda dislike images like this since Nurgle daemons should be happy to see you

>>54540494
>Pic

Elder Scrolls cosmology? I'm pretty sure that's the Elder Scrolls cosmology.

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I always cringe at neckbeards confusing their porn and masturbatory addiction with actual vim and lust.

Sitting at home jerking it to furry porn with your cheetos dust encrusted hands is Nurgle imo not slaanny

>>54539345
>fighters, planners
Couldn't any foot soldier, officer or scientist who strives to be as good as possible at their paid job qualify?

>>54532397

Tzeentch is also (to my knowledge) the only patron that will explicitly fuck you over regardless of performance. Like, Khorne, Nurgle and Slaanesh might not exactly "care" about their subjects in a way that most mortals would find gratifying, but at least they generally exist in a "you keep forwarding my agenda, I'll leave you alone (or maybe even give you some goodies)" relationship with them. Sure, you're probably ultimately screwed no matter which God you choose, but at least with the other three you know the rules going in. You do well, you might get a pat on the back in the form of Warp gifts. You do poorly, you fucking die and your soul is torn apart for eternity. Simple.

Tzeentch does not give a single shit about that. You could be doing an excellent job, summoning demons and corrupting mortals all god damn day and Tzeentch will still make sure you get fucked up if that furthers whatever the hell 6-D chess game he's playing up there in the Warp. Tzeentch is not a good long-term investment.

That being said, it's not like anybody really "chooses" who they worship in 40k anyway. You're corrupted, and the manner in which you are corrupted is going to depend on your personal set of vices, goals, and fears more than on some kind of goal-oriented impartial weighing of the various Gods' benefits and retirement packages.

None. Literally all of the chaos gods are absolute shit with basically no upside. Like unless you think you can become a demon Prince or something there's no reason to worship any of them. You're always going to get the shit covered end of the stick

People on this board always hype up Nurgle for making you mellow, but that doesn't seem to be working for Typhus or Mortarion. What's up with that?

>>54541136
Typhus is only happy on the battlefield, while Morty has ten thousand years of Daddy issues holding him back. In Dark Imperium there is a hilarious bit covering this.

>>54541136
GW forgets how Grandad Pusbag works a lot of the time. Not like he's the only inconsistent chaos God though

>>54537022
Dont they develop feathers and 3rd eyes?

>>54540571
anon I think you're thinking of tzeentch here

>>54540860
If you didnt post the anime shit then you may have had a point

>>54539345
Slaanesh is the God of Excess.
Khorne's desires are excessively violent.
Tzeentch's desires are excessively convoluted.
Nurgle's desires are excessively depressing.

Inside of each God is the seed of Slaanesh, and they fear that it may sprout.

>>54530696
Slaanesh, following the god who wants nothing more than you to enjoy your life is an easy choice

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Next time I think someone should make a strawpoll at the beginning of the thread, I'm kind of interested in how the support is spread out.
Slaanesh all the way though

>>54536928
So you're the kind of person who's fine with brutally murdering people and butchering their carcasses, as long as it means you don't have to be manipulative or self-obsessed.

Guess it takes all kinds.

>>54541294
Nah, Tzeentch is also willing to betray you, but only if it furthers his plotting more than keeping you in favor. So he'll have a reason whereas Slaanesh will do it because she's on her period. You're right that both are terrible patrons though

>>54541404
Slaanesh is the god, of decadent excess. The whole "everything is excess" is a lie to make the weakest god feel better

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>>54542130
Brutal murder comes with the territory. You're damned either way, at least Khorne just expects honest war. No plotting, preening, or pustulation required. Just bloodshed in a bleeding galaxy.

>>54530696
The one with tits

>>54542555
ah slaanesh isn't a terrible patron though. So long as you act in a way to please slaanesh, she has no reason to fuck you up

>>54541286
First, feathers and third eyes are cool. And tzeentch has the coolest look.

Second, the only other god that will let you have a normal relationship is nurgle.

>>54542652
Unless fucking you up is what pleases her in that moment.

>>54542652
Artists are unpredictable, especially the ones who like shock value.

Slaanesh is the worst shock artist

>>54542701
She can fuck me all she wants desu

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>>54542652
Except today, the thing Slaanesh would find most pleasing is to grate your cock to powder over a bowl of dip and eat it with fried flakes of orphan's flesh. Slaanesh's pleasure has nothing to do with your own enjoyment.

>>54542652
To quote the Tome of Excess (Daemon Prince section):
>"A mortal could achieve greatness worthy of notice, only to be ruined and become a mindless Chaos Spawn because the Dark Prince was in an especially wistful mood."

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>>54542701
>>54542716
>>54542727
>>54542730
and yet there are hundreds of thousands of slaaneshi worshipers who have been around for 10 000 years. Sounds like it's worth the risk to me

>>54542778
Compared to how many billions she's used up? Those odds don't look so good.

>>54542768
The only person you would be comfortable around is tzeentch.

Really makes you think

>>54542768
Why did you put there Nurgle twice?

>>54542778
You realize the only people you hear about are the lucky few.

Fabulous Bob, one of the smartest people in the galaxy, whose entire legion worships slaanesh doesn't

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>>54542778
>Sounds like it's worth the risk to me
>mfw
So let's make some very rough calculations here. Starting with hundreds of thousands (100,000s) of successful worshippers gives us five orders of magnitude. The (human) population of the galaxy is generally put somewhere in the low trillions (1,000,000,000,000), which is twelve orders of magnitude. So already you have a difference of seven orders of magnitude, putting your odds of success at (very roughly) 10,000,000:1.

But wait! That's the CURRENT population. Those successful worshippers have been around for 10,000 years, which means we should be working from the total number of humans who've lived over that period. Assuming that the galactic population is stable (and lets face it, that's wildly optimistic) and an average life expectancy of, oh, let's say 50 (I bet those forge world working conditions drag averages down HARD), that'd be about 1,000,000,000,000x(10,000÷50)=200,000,000,000,000 people, lowering your odds by two further orders of magnitude.

>>54542768
>Tfw fetish for drag queens but don't want to be slaaneshi

>>54543008
that just means your gay.

>>54542988
Wonder which god has the best rate of daemon princedom, I'm guessing either Khorne or Nurgle since Tzeentch and Slaanesh are both assholes to their followers.

>>54543019
Nah, bi with a very particular type/fetish of guy. Same as with trap lovers, just more garish. Don't want to derail the thread though.

>>54537411
>Only nobles have the resources to live a slaanesh life style.
Go to the ghetto or trailer park and tell me that a meth fiend who's literally willing to starve or end up homeless before giving up a chance to buy more of his drug of choice isn't living a devoutly Slaaneshi life.

The elite may be able to indulge in more impressive vices than the poor, but they seldom abandon themselves so utterly to hedonism as those who have nothing to lose.

>>54543082
Khorne
>be a good fighter
Nurgle
>be good disease bag
Slaanesh
>be interesting plaything
Tzeentch
>really really want to become a daemon prince

>>54543105
The slum addicts are far more likely to give into Nurgle. Living a slaanesh lifestyle is more than just buying drugs.

It's buying masterwork sculptures of a peeing daemon for every faucet in the house.

It's making a dildo that Injects cocane into you with a push of a button, that may or may not be covered in barbed wire.

It's just excess, whereas the trailer parks are filled with despair

>>54530696
My preference is Khorne, but I would probably end up under Nurgle.

>>54543181
From despair, people sink into excess to escape. Nurgle is giving in, Slannesh is turning away, Tzeench is looking up, and Khorne is pulling everything down.

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Isn't tzeentch the most American god?

Freedom, belief in upward movement, and the majority of resources are in the hands of a few people

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Khorne is generally okay, but there's a frequent issue between the kitchen and the table. Every time I bring something out, it's the same goddamn thing. Freshness, freshness, freshness. It's stressful as well because the meat's never cooked right, and despite me practically begging the chef to just slap the damn thing on the plate raw, blood and all, he's insistent that "one cannot serve such a thing to a god". We have so many cuts of meat from so many battles, you'd think this wouldn't be such a big problem, but it's the same shit over and over again. I wouldn't even care that much if he'd just calm down and stop yelling at me. I'm taking your order as best I can!

Slaanesh would seem easy to serve, but nothing's ever decadent enough. I have my guys in the kitchen bring out all kinds of fucking things, drizzle this, galette that, and it's never interesting enough. That isn't to say that Slaanesh complains, but I never get a tip, and it's not even my fault! It's the fuckers in the kitchen!

Tzeench doesn't tip either. There's nothing especially interesting about serving him, which, strangely, feels like something a lot of people might say.

Nurgle is where it's at. When I bring over food, this motherfucker doesn't give the slightest fuck about quality. He asks our guys to take the oldest, nastiest ingredients we have (everything that FIFO is designed to avoid), and he loves the shit out of everything we give him. He's always making conversation, complimenting both me and the rest of the staff, and even if he doesn't leave a monetary tip, he leaves me a little something special just to brighten my day. Only downside to this guy is the cleanup afterwards, but we're only serving four anyway so it's not a big deal.

>>54530696
The God I WOULD CHOOSE:
Tzeentch>Slaanesh>Nurgle>Khorne

The God that I WOULD MOST LIKELY FALL FOR:
Nurgle>Slaanesh>Khorne>Tzeentch

>>54543362
You just have to hope anon.

It's not hard

Plus most of /tg/ can't fall to the chaos gods, simply because we know what they are. As proved by the interex, knowing about chaos makes it very hard to fall for it.

I mean some of us would fall willingly, but that's beside the point

>>54530696
None; the fact humans bend at the knee was a fucking design flaw.

>>54530696
Why is Nurgle a major Chaos god? He's supposed to be death, decay, despair, and life, but he's actually just disease and grossness. Seriously, he's completely 1-dimensional, and seems like he should just be a greater daemon of the actual god of those things.

>>54544200
I bet that sounded cleverer in your head.

>>54544348
>he's actually just disease and grossness.

And Khorne is muscles and axes.
And Tzeentch is magic and weirdness.
And Slaanesh is deviantart and tumblr.

>>54530696
I have never seeing this guys ever, but I would serve the lust girl

Im just a simple guy, I cant have high standards

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There is only One God, Only Lord, One Father.

>>54544348
>>54544441
If the only thing you know about the Chaos Gods is what you see represented in their models, yeah but if you would actually read something about them you will see there is much more behind them. But I can agree those are their most characteristic "aspects".

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>>54530696
I walk the path of harmony.
I serve the balance.
I address the audient void.
I proclaim the primordial truth.
I belong to Chaos itself, whole and undivided.

>>54540633
Kinda looks like Gnosticism
I think

>>54543362
Pretty similar honestly. Probably something like:
Slaanesh>Tzeentch>Khorne>Nurgle

What I would actually end up (barring random fancy from one of them):
Nurgle>Slaanesh>Khorne>Tzeentch

I don't change much and am a perfectionist Jeweler (in training). Really depends on a Slanneshi follower catching fancy of me / my work before the stagnation kicks in.

Probably die on the lowest rung either way.

>>54544441
I would agree that Khorne is far too shallow as well (still not nearly as bad as Ugly Plagues Guy), but Slaanesh and esp. Tzeentch seem appropriately broad enough.

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>>54544644
Indecisive weakling

>>54537307
Slaanesh has a innocent side too just like all the others. Slaanesh is the pursuit of happiness in doing what you love.

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>>54530778
"Breath deep fouls"

>chaos gods
Guys...a question. How a daemon prince of chaos undivided works? Since he isn't tied to a patron, what stops him to become a proper warp deity? After all, chaos undivided is pure warp energy, without being tied to a god.

>>54539996
The fuuuuccckk

>>54544348
Nurgle is the fear of death, Who doesn't feel that besides maybe some space marines? That's why Nurgle's followers are so hard to kill who would fear death more so than an immortal?

>>54545101
all the god decide give you a bit of good ol' warp juice, you don't derive power from the warp itself

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>>54530696
how about that one other dude

I'm not really daemon prince material. I'm guessing my prospects would basically be something like this:
Nurgle: Endless suffering
Tzeentch: Confusing and elaborate suffering
Slaanesh: Loud noises and drugs to the point where I choose suffering
Khorne: Short lived suffering
So I'll go with Khorne

>>54545280
>Short lived suffering

Once you pledge, your soul is fucked for eternity regardless. If you're not hyper-competent at forwarding your god's agenda you're just writing yourself a prescription for unending suffering irrespective of who you choose.

Only the absolute best and continually quality-producing followers actually get to enjoy anything like a rewarding lifestyle, and even then it's only because their idea of what constitutes a "rewarding lifestyle" has been so thoroughly corrupted by Chaos that popping out of tears in the Warp and shitting AIDS all over everything or whatever sounds like a good time to them. Even so, they'll eventually fall out of favor and get their soul penetrated by warp-demons for eternity anyway. That's just how it is. There's no "end" to the suffering once you throw in with Chaos, it's just a matter of how long you can delay it starting. That's why the Eldar are so pants-shittingly terrified of it.

>>54545452
I just assumed souls basically get ground up to demon dog chow when you die in 40k. Stronger warp entities are one thing, but I doubt the average Joe's sense of self survives getting killed

>>54545452
anon everyone's soul is fucked for eternity in 40k, if you claim no one it becomes a plaything to some random warp creature, otherwise it goes to whatever warp being/gestalt you offer it to.

>>54539996
>>54540461
>>54540580
>>54545117
To be fair; it only really stands out when you put a black background on it

>>54530696
None of these are the clown force dancing at the edge of reality.
Thus, none of them are truly powerful.

>>54545972
Truly, none can withstand the lord of burgers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrFsig9ppsc

Tzeench desu. I don't like excess, I'm not strong enough to be khorne-y and I just get grossed out by papa nurgs.

>>54532216
I get why Malal, ie 'Chaos Divided', got dropped from canon, even if calling it 'Malice' would get around the copyright thing.
But is 'Chaos Undivided' also something they no longer really push? And if so, why?

>>54530696
Despite being more of a Nurgle fan on paper, I'd probably wind up caving into Slaanesh, what with trying to become a good artist and all that.

>>54530696
Khorne because he's basically Odin minus the sorcery.

Death or Glory and all that.

>>54530696
>All that noncanon art

>>54545972
>>54545986
I could easily see mcdonald eclipsing nurgle and slaanesh.

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Not big on WH40k Lore
What happens if you don't want to deal with all these gay gods and just chill by yourself?
Do you just die?

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>>54546464
Care to post a 100% canon rendition of Slaneesh then?

>>54530696
Nurgle.

The universe is an awful place that will chew you up and spit you out. And to that I say, "Fuck that!". I want to be immune to everything and have the strength to punch the universe back in the face.

>>54546643
that, or you become a rogue trader

>>54546643
Yes

But there are better "gods"
>Gork and Mork
>Big E
>The C'tan

>>54546380

Because Chaos is all about the big 4.

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>>54530696
Slaanesh. Endless pleasure sounds pretty good.

>>54546643
after death your soul would be taken by a denizen of the warp and would suffer in torment if it isn't extinguished. This is basically what happens with the big 4 and the gestalt of souls that make up the Emperor.

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>>54530786
">778"
your post gave me cancer you Nurgle loving cunt. Now kill yourself newfag. and lurk more.

>>54530696
Slaanesh or Tzeentch. Either i die an old wizzard or live as a young sex addict. both seem the best of the 4 chaos gods.

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>>54536928
This is how I view things as well, but I'd be slightly more enthusiastic about falling to Khorne. It's just a perfect fit with the austere living, the rage and the constant fighting.

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>>54539996
>>54540461
>>54540580
>>54545117
>>54545590
yall fuckin retarded, that's obvious

>>54543362
CHOOSE:
Tzeentch, Khorne, Slaanesh, Nurgle
FALL:
Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh, Khorne

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>>54539996
I respect your opinion, but it could also be a human heart.

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>>54540461
because I like to be dominated

>>54532397
But then how is anything you do serving Tzeentch well or poorly? If everything's according to plan, then being a colossal, grabasstic fuckstick who can't get any shit done right is the same as being the biggest Matt Ward spiritual liege Gary Stu ever.

>>54542611
who are you trying to convince? us or yourself?

>>54542988
This implies, however, that every single person alive is worshipping Slaanesh

and that's the way I'd want it

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>>54547487
also Toltecs

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>>54530696
None
I worship is for the Emperor only

>>54543362

I like that you realize that.

CHOOSE
Nurgle>Slaanesh>Khorne>Tzeentch

FALL
Slaanesh>Khorne>Tzeentch>Nurgle

>>54544348

Nurgle is easily the most 3 dimensional chaos god, followed by Tzeentch. Slaanesh comes in a distant 3rd and Khorne never left the starting line because he just ran into the crowd and started murdering people.

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>>54546380

Technically, Malice still has canon entries, including a Black Library short that's still available, not just old White Dwarf articles mentioning the Sons of Malice SM/CSM Chapter.

Also a nod in IA13. And a Kickstarter which gave their Daemons minis, though a few for Fantasy but Daemons work for either setting.

>>54531616
>tfw the soul-crushing monotony of Imperial life is actually a subtle way of fucking with Big Bird...
Not that guy, but I'm going to be adding this to my headcanon.

Because it makes sense in a perverse sort of way, that those insane 16 hour work days that Imperials go through on a lot of hives, trudging to and from work in grey robes, too worn out to care about anything other than the routine... those are the kind of people who are largely useless to Tzeentch.

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>>54544644

If my life goal it to produce elaborate lab accidents to release new and interesting bioweapons, diseases, weaponized AIs, and the like, am I for tzeench or slaanesh?

Because it's just as planned that I am going too far.

>>54548606
Fabius is Slaanesh-ish-not-really but you could swing it Tzeentch too.

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>>54530902
>>54545240
A bit of fresh art for a daemon type that may or may not be canon

>>54548653
I also like fighting and am a diseased stick man, but I think those two would count for less than my life's work. Right?

>>54530696
I already serve Khorne even though I was born under the auspice of Tzeentch.

>>54532216

they all represent the two sides of a vice. Completely absent of virtue.

>>54548700
Yeah. I mean, everybody has SOMETHING that could feed the gods. That's why they're so strong.

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>>54548864
I still think the god that feeds us could wipe the floor with 'em.

>>54532216
Nah. While that may have ocassionally been true, it hasn't generally, and especially now the ruinous powers are all bad, all the time. They have no real virtues, no upsides, no ambiguity about how awful they are. Unless you think you're one of the few who'll get to live a century or two as a daemon prince then there's no reason to ever consider serving them. That's why they have to rely on deception and outright asspulls like "oh you got mad your soul is Khorne's now" to get souls.

I've always thought that chaos should be a (seemingly) viable alternative to the imperial cult, or at least not immediately be shit. Like have positive elements or sects that are just as Khornate/Slaaneshi/etc as the murder rape parties. I guess that wouldn't be grimdark enough

Everyone who picks nurgle ITT doesn't remember that time they were bedridden for an entire week because they were so sick. Nurgle is like that, except much worse, for the rest of eternity. Sure, it's predictably terrible, but it's still absolutely awful. Pick Khorne, man has been fighting wars before our species had their first coherent thought. Seriously, if the option is to be bedridden and sick forever, become a mindless chaos spawn racked with mind-numbing pain, be in slaanesh's bdsm pain-play orgasm denial room forever, or to be in the marine corps until you die, which one sounds more attractive?

>>54548684

Gracias based drawfriend, gracias.

>>54549025
I've had diseases where I was supposed to be bedridden before. I was never bedridden. I've had broken bones I was not supposed to be able to move on before. I moved on them. It's unpleasant, but also, it's not so bad.

I don't want to be doing that in addition to being in the marine corps.

>>54549108
Stop larping and lying like you're nurgle's buttbuddy irl, everybody's been bedridden from an illness before. It's a statistic impossibility to have never been sick in your entire life.

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>>54543353

>>54549132
No, they're real claims. I've had broken bones and bad infections. I have a familial problem with pain, and have had numerous permanent injuries caused from not locating damage and seeking medical treatment.

I am not going to deal with that on top of being some hoo-aah fight man unless I gotta. I'd much rather just sit.

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Am I the only one who wishes Tzeentchi daemons would be more visually unified, like those of the other gods?

I just feel that the bird people, the Horror people and the Screamers don't have much in common with each other, apart from (mostly) being blue. I get that you would say that a god of change and chaos would have diverse servants, but I think if that would be better served with making each daemon type have more varied models.

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>>54530696
Khorne at the top of the list I think
>straightforward and 'honest'
>afterlife might not be SO bad
>Uncle K gonna juice you up, make you swole, then those primaris marines will pay...
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>Enthusiasm for one's work
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE

Probably Tzneecth next, don't even think I'd pick the other two.

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>>54549250
You said it yourself: The God of Change and Chaos has diverse servants because that is his very nature. You've got a ton of leeway to make up whatever form(s) you want for a Tzeentchean and it'll probably be kosher. Plus, to bring it back to the tabletop, it's kinda hard making a gibbering horror have a bunch of interchangeable parts. Like, what would you even do? Include Tentacle A and Tentacle B?

>>54543362
Choose
Tzeentch>Khorne>Nurgle>Slaanesh

Even knowing I'm likely to get screwed over by him, I'd rather be someone with ambitions and plans than someone who lost to his anger, despair or desire for sensations. Trying my hand at 11d poker sounds okay; I'll loose but at least it will still be me doing the loosing and not some numb mindless murderer/rapist/blob of necrotic flesh. That said...

Fall
Slaanesh>Nurgle>Khorne>Tzeentch

I know my vices.

>>54549165
I'm not doubting that, but everyone has been bedridden from illness before. The human genome carries viruses in it, that's how immunities are inherited and kept, you're absolutely guaranteed to have a cold or flu in your lifetime so long as you didn't die before you turned two months old.

>>54549396
>getting bedridden by a cold or flu
the fuck is wrong with you.

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>>54549285
Fair enough. Looking back at my own image, I noticed that all of the daemons have sharp teeth, and mouths/speech orifices seem to be one of the few consistently recurring visuals for Tzeentch, so I guess I'll have to settle for that

>>54549421

Some people are weak anon. Never understood it myself. Seems kinda pathetic to use the sniffles as an excuse not to do what you gotta do that day.

>>54549421
Please watch this for a little while and learn something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu4OOW2vxh8
You can shrug off a cold or flu when the virus that causes it is similar to a cold or flu you or your ancestors have had before. If the shape of the virus or the virus itself is radically different than what you or your progenitors have experienced before, your immune system is overwhelmed or doesn't know that it's a virus, and you can be bedridden very easily. Saying "lolpussy" when someone gets sick is like saying people who shit are gross. Get over yourself, it happens to everyone.

>>54549491
Anon, you are not required to be bedridden just because your body is extremely ill.

>>54549502
>>54549491
AND, now that I think about it, you shouldn't be reading "lolpussy" into "I have congenital problems with this".

The only thing you should be reading that into is the part where I call you a wuss for being bedridden from a cold. I thought before that you were talking about something serious, like an infected wound, not a goddamn cold.
And I STILL wasn't bedridden when I got an infected wound!

Chaos Undivided is the correct answer

Are there any cases in the fluff of someone worshiping more than one of the gods, but not all of them?

>>54549517
Nobody's required to be bedridden when they have an infected paper cut. I do not get sick often, and I have worked through colds before. It's not an accomplishment, and bragging about how you showed up to work on time even though a bit of skin around your cut was red on an anonymous imageboard is pathetic. That doesn't make you salty spitoon material or special. What I am saying is that it's perfectly normal to feel like shit after you get a cold or flu. Many people attribute their ability to get over colds or viruses easily as their immune system just being "tough", rather than having similar virii getting them sick in the past. If you grew up in Alabama your whole life I'm sure a whole bunch of Alabama virii could get in you and you wouldn't feel a thing, because your immune system is used to that. Now if you go to Washington and get a flu from there you'll be down on your ass for a couple days. I'm probably wasting my time, I bet you're one of those idiots that think they could get infected with swine flu and feel nothing because they're just so tuff.

>>54549640
I like how having a congenital pain disorder is bragging to you.

I also like how you feel it is physically impossible for someone in need of hospitalization to be up and about.

>>54549651
I don't have a congenital pain disorder, where the hell did you get that from? And I've never said it's impossible for somone to need hospitalization and walk, I've seen it plenty of times. You're being retarded.

>>54549668
Anon, he's the one with a congenital pain disorder.

>>54549673
Alright, but that's irrelevent to the discussion anyways. I was talking about how people get influenzas or colds.

>>54549687
And he was talking about having diseases that required hospitalization yet still being up and about.
Because of a congenital pain disorder.

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Choose:
Nurgle
Fall:
Nurgle/Slaanesh

My addictions are hitting me hard in both ways. Doing irreparable damage to myself while chasing the sensation of intoxication, requiring more and more each time.

Claim me plz, I don't have the willpower or desire to save myself, I've gone too far

>>54549693
I don't give a flying fuck about his life story, this isn't tumblr. "He", aka you needs to take his mind out of his crippling ass pain long enough to read what I wrote and not whine to himself and me about how lieutenant dan's legs hurt. And he needs to learn proper sentence composition while we're at it. A sentence is supposed to be a complete, standalone thought. You should be able to take a sentence, look at it, and without given any other context say "Yes, this makes sense."

>>54549744
Seems like you're the one who needs to do some reading, as the point's gone whizzing over your head.
Then again, you are the guy who admitted to wanting to fight over nothing.

>>54549757
Please tell me "the point" because I'm not aware of any point that was trying to be made.
>Then again, you are the guy who admitted to wanting to fight over nothing.
You seem like a huge drama queen but please show me the sentence where I said this.

>>54549773
Re-iterate where you think you entered the conversation, how you think it went, and what you thought it was about.

>>54549784
I don't care enough about what you have to say and what you think of me to do that. This is an anonymous imageboard. If you can't explain what you have to say and why it's important in three sentences or less than you don't really have anything important to say. All I know is you sound like a faggot and you post a lot without posting anything of value, not even shitposts. GTFO

>>54549866
Well, that was a nice response that took 10 minutes.
Oh well, if you don't know what the conversation was even about, then it doesn't really matter.

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>>54530696
Nurgle, because I'm not delusional enough to think that I'm actually that on-in-a-trillion who's badass enough to become a Daemon prince, but I'd still like to have an afterlife thanks. The un-DP-worthy followers of every other chaos god gets oblivion for his service. Even the lowliest of Nurgle's mortal servants become a Plaguebearer when they die with the Nurgle-Rot in them. Hell, Nurgle Daemons are the only ones with a fucking sense of humor.

Just like Mr Rogers, everyone is special to Pappa Nurgle.

>>54544348
cant have life without death.
cant have decay without growth.
Also, this general simplicity of Grandpa Nurgle is fitting aswell, as he is said to be the rival of Tzeentch.
And Tzeentch just happens to be the only god you would be able to call 18-Dimensional.

>>54530696
>Khorne
Become stronger and faster but slowly lose your mind to bloodlust, eventually become in a constant state of fury

>Tzeentch
Gain power and psychic shit, can do cool spells and shit but can also randomly mutate and Tzeentch may one day just fuck you up for no reason

>Nurgle
Look gross and decayed, but feel no pain and actually enjoy the diseases, be in a state of happiness and comfort

>Slaanesh
Become great at something, hone your skills or just orgasm 24/7, eventually lose more and more sensation forcing you to become more and more deprived to feel anything

HMMMM I WONDER WHICH ONE (Nurgle)

>>54536928
>The absolute worst. I despise loss of sensation, I'd rather feel the burning pain of a sore throat than take a lazenge.

Technically they don't really lose sensation, I mean a bit I guess, but the disease and decay apparently feels pleasant

Also you are clearly a fucking retard, youd rather feel things rather than numb pain? Enjoy having surgery while awake you dumb cunt

>>54548574
The question you always have to ask yourself with Tzeentch however is "are you sure that is not part of his plan?"
And the answer is always "merhaps"

>>54539996

OH SHIT!

>>54536928
you got some things mixed up bud.
With Nurgle a pleasent apathy and the hope that shit gets better in the grimdark universe are what you get.

With Tzeentch you are the equivalent of a chesspiece, do whatever the fuck you want, everything is going to go as planned anyway. for the player, that is.

Your sensitivity does NOT get higher with slanesh. Why do you think they are murderfucking everything all the time?
You revel in strong sensations because normal ones just dont do it for you anymore.

With Khorne you just rage. And then you probably die because uncontainable rage has the common side effect of getting killed.

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>>54539996
The fuck?

>>54550096
There are obviously limits, but when reasonable I prefer pain to loss of sensation

>>54550197
>Nurgle
>Hope
Sounds like you're the mixed up one. Hope is very explicitly Tzeentch,

Also your senses are typically heightened as Slaanesh, it's just that they can't keep up with your always rising standards. Take Noise Marines, they have better hearing than most in order to get the most out of their vice.

>>54539996
FUCKING REALLY? I DON'T EVEN PLAY YOUR GODDAMN GAME AND I KNEW THAT!

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Move aside Slaaneshi fucking shits, there's a new god on the block

Khorne because I work at the post office.

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>>54530696
If I can avoid the whole rape and mutilation thing and express excess in other areas then Slaanesh for sure
Otherwise Tzeentch

the best one of course

the question is, which is the best one?

>>54530878

"..and sweet decay is my reward"

>>54551941
>fuck slaanesh for eating our souls we're going to make another god who eats our souls. oh fuck, it looks just like slaanesh - t. aeldari

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Lets look at it this way.
You die no matter which one you choose because we are human mooks. So how is the after life for each devotion?

Slannesh-soul consumed and tortured for all eternity, but you might learn to like it.
Nurgle- soul consumed and endless despair for all eternity.
Tzeentch- soul consumed and ???????
Khorne-soul consumed and you become part of the endless war machine. Also likley the least suffering as khorne just wants you to fight he doesnt torture.

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there was never a question

>>54550054

I'm remember reading somewhere that in the afterlife, Khorne's servants fight one another to the death in eternal, never-ending combat, and that Slaanesh's servants are endlessly mutilated, defiled, and tortured, which to them, would honestly be a reward in and of itself. I don't know about Tzeentch.

>>54553040
>but you might learn to like it.
A running theme of Slaanesh is the thrill seeker ever looking for something more. Any kicks you might get from your torment will rapidly become dull routine.

>khorne just wants you to fight he doesnt torture.
That's if you're one of his favoured warriors. Guy ain't exactly know for keeping his temper, so enjoy an eternity of being brutally ripped to shreds. If you're lucky you'll have a part of the war machine, thrown in between the gears to keep them lubricated, and then you'll know how the branch feels in the woodchipper.

The servants of chaos are lost and damned.

>>54553749
What's your excess of choice?

>>54553883
sexual violence

>>54553040
You just die and become part of tzeentch.

The best part is that your souls might end up as part of a horror

>>54554172
Wow, how unique

>>54554172
Easy with that edge.

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>>54553883
Noise needs more love

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My armor is Contempt
My shield is Disgust
My sword is Hatred
In the Emperor's Name
Let none survive

>>54530696
Though Tzeentch is my favorite chaos god, there's no way I'd want to serve someone who just screws his own people over for fun.

I'd have to go with becoming a Khorne flake. It's simple, straightforward, and I can finally let go of all that repressed anger in one everlasting release of pure rage.

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>>54554438
You have your noise marines. Taste is the patrician sense.

>>54530696
Slanesh, only reason I'd fall to chaos is my gf and slanesh would be the only way she would screw me really

>>54530778
Nurgle turned Mortarion into a DP just because he made a nice garden.

My garden is fucking disgusting and overgrown with all sorts of shit. Nurgle is perfect.

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>>54530696
I'd throw my lot in with Tzeentch. Any chance, however small it may be, at becoming a ripped, gigantic bird is worth any risk. Arcane knowledge is cool too I guess.

>>54541136
Mortarion never asked for this, and Typhus was a traitorous cunt who sold his entire family to the god of AIDS for some headpats.

>>54538829
>I love decadence
>I consider myself the smartest person in the room
>lazy
Ok fat fuck

>>54550067
>Nurgle
>feel no pain
>a state of comfort
[laughter of thirsting gods]
He's the god of acceptance for a reason.

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>>54539996

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>>54539996
How the fuck did I never notice that

I feel like threads like these need to accompany their posts with the most pleasing thing you do/have done for the god of choice. Pretty sure 99% of Slaanesh would be "masturbated to anime girls 2+ a day". Plebs

>hope, dreams, and fucking MAGICS

Tzeentch, now and forever.

>>54539996
It cannot be

>>54530696
Tzeentch. Either you do so willingly and knowingly or you serve as an unwitting pawn anyway, might as well try to better yourself.

>>54530696
I would serve khorne and play up the might makes right don't be a sneaky little cunt & honor etc.

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>>54530696
/k/horne.

>>54538829

If you were intelligent you wouldn't be a miserable fat fuck with no self control. You're delusional anon.

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>>54530696
I choose all of them
>>54549600
peek rhelateed

>>54530696
>Which one would you serve?
Honestly? I feel the taint of all the chaos gods within me to some minor degree.
Same as anyone who looks at themselves honestly in the mirror.

Mostly Slaanesh as I crave distraction and stimulation
a little bit of Tzeentch as I love learning new stuff and secrets
a bit of Nurgle as I am way too fast to stagnate when I get comfortable
least of all but still present Khorne. Its been three weeks since I fought anyone.

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>>54556528
>any chance, however small it may be, at becoming a ripped, gigantic bird is worth any risk.
this is you

>>54552678
>If I can avoid the whole rape and mutilation thing and express excess in other areas then Slaanesh for sure
Slaanesh isn't all whips and nipple clamps anon
(s)he loves all expressions of joy and pain, including artistic, culinary, musical, etc.

>>54544348
Nurgle is the god of stagnation
acceptance
comfort
despair

https://youtu.be/SG7VvMGw6w0?t=720

here, start at 12 minutes

>>54539996

wow

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>>54544509
Amen, brother. We appear to be the only sane people in this thread.

>>54530778
Grandpappy loves all his followers. Im for him.

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The one and only god worth worshipping of course, in all his faboulousness

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>>54539996

It's the Dead Kennedys logo turned on its side, you mean...

>>54563509
>khorne
>posting a picture of someone who uses a gun
WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIGHT BACK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT? I'D RATHER GO ON A MISSION WITH MY ONLY PARTNER BEING KHARN THAN FIGHT ALONGSIDE A WEAKLING LIKE YOU

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>>54567828

Kharn wields a gun

>>54567845
Only because the fights would be over too fast if he dual wielded axes.

>>54567853
Arent plasma weapons good against armor? He probably has it to shoot at flying shit to ground them

>>54567874
>Arent plasma weapons good against armor?
And giant axes aren't?
>He probably has it to shoot at flying shit to ground them
I like to think he uses the chains and hooks on his arm to grapple flying shit and pull them to the ground.

>>54541404
>Tzeentch's desires are excessively convoluted.
That's good, I need a convoluted narrative to get off.

>>54541404
>Tzeentch's desires are excessively convoluted.
That's just what he wants you to think.

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>>54567853
>Khornates can't wield guns

>>54550120
laughing_freys.jpg

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I want to serve with the best. Therefore, Chaos Undivided.

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>>54553749
>partially exposed man thighs

>>54565505
Plenty of intelligent (and successful) people are depressed and/or addicts

>>54567828
1d4chan has a pretty good rationalization for Khorne's dogma on non-hand-to-hand-to-hand combat:

"They are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles. They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with chemical gas. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with holocausts. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.

/.../

You may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder, but the point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends./.../

But stealing the Gods' own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow.

The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- enriching human life, ending hunger, fighting diseases, answering great questions. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius."

(By the way, is Khorne space fighting focused on ramming? Because that would be awesome.)

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>>54530696
When I first saw this image, I mistook the gorget for his mouth and thought he was smiling in an uncharacteristically silly manner

>>54568155
There's also nothing really "unfair" about using firearms, vehicles, and WMDs in a sci-fi universe. The enemy has those, too. And if you're something squishy, like a Traitor Guardsman, there's really no other way to efficiently claim skulls for the skull throne. You don't see any Chaos worshippers complaining when the Blood Pact break out the tanks, artillery, and airstrikes.

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>Not being chaos undivided and worshipping the chaos gods for the concepts they embody and then abusing them for spooky dooky warp powers

>>54569293
It must be hard to be an Undivided Sorcerer. You love Khorne and you want to make him happy, but he'll always hate you no matter how much you pimp his throne.

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>>54569312
>Not hurling warp blasts then asking Lord Khorne to guide your power claw.

>>54569312
just summon khorne demons to make him happy

>>54530696
Tzeentch. Why?

Because one way or another you are serving him...whether you know it or not.

>>54530696
Slaanesh. I want to fulfill my fantasy of living in an all trap version of Hellraiser

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>>54569293
Sorry but I'd like to be able to at least have a chance at princedom

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Skymother > chaos fucking shits

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>tfw you get an update but no Sorcerer Dreadnought with a Force Fist and Beam of Change

>>54572130
>Beam of Power*
fixed

>>54565505

I'm not miserable, I'm not fat (quirk of genetics), but I do lack self control. But then none of that even remotely relates to intelligence. You'd know that if you had any.

>>54530778
this
considering how much despair is already in my life, I'd say I'm hoping that I'm serving him as we speak

>>54569312
Actually Khorne is good with you if you output enchanted swords, because it's like spitting in Tzeentch's face that you have phenomenal cosmic magic powers and could use them for anything, but you put them in a fucking sword instead.

>>54572130
>This fall, the Thrall Wizards of Tzeentch and Dark Mechanicus Tech-Priests will team up to bring the Thousand Sons the perfect marriage between sorcerous might and technological power

>>54530696
Nurgle. I might as well already be there.

Despair doesn't cut it. I've completely given up on improving or moving forwards. Severed all ambition. All I want is for my life to remain the same, forever. I do not want to make the world a better place - If anything, I want everybody else to feel this way so that nobody ever expects otherwise from me.

And I am honestly happy with this. I sleep soundly at night, having completely accepted myself.

>>54573241
There's something very liberating about resignation, isn't there?

>>54567943
I never said they can't, I said they do it to draw out the fights longer

>>54568290
You misunderstand me, I'm not saying Khornates don't use it. I'm saying it's not as glorious as just running forward and cleaving with an axe.

>>54568182
HOLY SHIT EYES OPENED