This guy touches your girlfriend. What do you do /tg?

Die

Use a condom

>>54497157
Bury what's left.

>>54497157
Saran wrap her then give her a good dicking while she is still somewhat solid.

Oh and remember to put on an extra condom. Or a dozen. Cant be too safe.

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Release my doggy (pic related)

>>54497214
you sure you wanna see that fat diseased fuck without his armor on ?

Is he even gunna be in 8th edition? I thought they replaced him with the Lord of contagion or something

Just saying he can't touch my girlfriend if he isn't current

Tell her

"Nice knowing you"

As she crumbles into a diseased mass of rotting flesh.

And then dedicate myself to Tzeemtch and run away.

>>54497240
I don't think there's anything of him left that ain't fused to the armor. Conversely, I dont think a Rust monster would survive a single lick even if it managed to get past the Destroyer Hive swarming around him. Neither would the girlfriend. Just... run. It's the only chance you have

>>54497157
Amputated her.

From life.

>>54497240
I would still smash

>>54497264
He still has 8th ed rules people just want a new model.

>>54497157
Run. Hold breath.

>>54497157
Run away, my girlfriend has exploded into a infectious pile of pus, pray to the emperor I can hold my breath or at least hop into an open flame for cleansing.

>>54497157
Pledge allegiance to Nurgle, carry on as normal.

Hope the disease goes for the cancer first.

>>54497967
>Gets nurgles love
>Cures cancer
>About to cry in happiness when you fall over dead
>Still got nurgles love

>>54497157
Kill it with fire. Both of them.

Plan the funeral

>>54498232
Preferably from another continent.

>>54497157
Drop a nuke on him from orbit and hope you have enough of a head start to get away.

>>54497157
Pledge myself to nurgle or die a horrible death

>>54497157
Contact the CDC

>>54497157
Touch him back....harder.

>>54497157
We'd already be dead by the time he's within 100 feet of us

>>54497181
lol this

Give her the Emperor's Mercy assuming she lasts long enough for that. Resign myself to my own death. Give him the finger before I go.

That's OK, friend! We're in an open relationship. Praise Nurgle!

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>>54497157
Hit her and him with my axe.

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The REAL QUESTION my already nurgliefied friends.

Is what would you have done if it was Mortarion?

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>>54497157
I dont worry about it I know the perfect spell that will save her.

>>54497157
Ask him about his new book coming out. I hear it's the latest part in a series.

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>>54501824
If she is already about to become nothing but a perfect representation of a dumbsterbin, then you might aswell turn her into dust.

Am i right?