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>Got drunk, watched toy story.
It's Andy's birthday and once again he's getting toys. But these aren't the kind that Woody and friends are used to; these are 2000 points worth of Tyranid miniatures who seek only to kill.
You choose whatever Tyranid units you'd like to fight in the battle but the, only restriction is that they cannot be above 2000 points of units/upgrades. Scenarios take place in Andy's room, with Tyranids having just arrived inside their respective boxes.
Meanwhile a 3 million strong colony of army ants on the move has shown up outside on the yard and is intent on making the house into it's home base.
>None of the humans are present for the battle.
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>>54496319
Tyranids, assuming they're metal of course.
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>>54496319
The Tyrannids bounce towards the other toys. They raise their bonespitters that convulse to unleash their deadly payloads... and nothing comes out. They raise their razor sharp claws to rend flesh from bone... and they bounce off of the plastic hides of the other toys.
Then Buzz punches the Hive Tyrant, and the superglue holding it together fails and its head falls off.
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>>54496816
This is the correct answer. Even though they are supernaturally sentient, they still abide by the limitations and physics of our world.
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>>54496319
40k crossover threads are the worst.
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>>54496816
Third act sees the tyranids and the toys desperately trying to defend the house from the endless seas of ants.
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>>54496877
I don't know about your experience, but some of those toy bugs can have some pretty pointy points.
>not getting metal models and whetting the blades
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>>54496319
The better question is what happens if you put them in that mystical toy cabinet with the little indian.
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>>54497947
Indian in the Cupboard is nobledark as fuck
>history is neither as cool nor as cut and dry as you were taught, most of it really sucks for everyone
>that's why you should learn from it to improve your future
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>>54497947
Well the Indian and the cowboy are absolutely fucked as are a lot of small animals. Fortunately they aren't big enough to present and immediate threat to humans, but there is no way in hell the kid is getting them all back in.
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